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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AUTOBIOGRAPHIES 2

It's been 13 years since we last did celebrity autobiographies so we felt it's time for an update. Pick your favourite (or most hated) celeb and think of an amusingly relevant title for their book. Then design the cover (again).
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 22:55, archived)
# Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2019, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 14:20, archived)
# "OI Jacob! He said you had a moderately cut double-breasted suit and should pay tax!"
"I shall, in the modern parlance, HAVE HIM."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 18:21, archived)
# instant gigglelols
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 18:41, archived)
# GOOOOLDBERG...GOOOOLDBERG!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:45, archived)
# "Uncle! Uncle!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 20:11, archived)
# he'd make a good stand-in for The Undertaker
(rogerzilla, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 11:55, archived)
# This is fantastic ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 12:06, archived)
# Cheers Barbie
๐Ÿ˜Š
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 4:30, archived)
# aww
woo too
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 7:15, archived)
# I'M NOT FAT! It's just that there's more gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 10:50, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bonkers! ๐Ÿ˜„
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:40, archived)
# bindun?
(flozenstein is running around naked, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 3:32, archived)
# Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry]

cfb
(flozenstein is running around naked, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 3:13, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 14:20, archived)
# It's supposed to be kittens, FFS!
Where's the baying, pitchfork-wielding mob?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 15:35, archived)
# "Ever had the feeling you were being watched?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:18, archived)
# Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 23:52, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 0:01, archived)
# It's almost as if the leader of the opposition has to oppose everything the PM wants to do.
(97800, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 8:09, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 8:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY
(97800, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 8:58, archived)
# alright Dom
I'm not a Corbyn fan but this chicken shit is a fucking nonsense
(horrid, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 10:15, archived)
# It's the great British way of politics
If you can't come up with a good argument and sound reasoning, throw around petty insults and make fun of how someone eats a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 10:45, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2019, 13:59, archived)
# Wait...
is that where we learned it over here?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 17:00, archived)
# Your artz is very kitsch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 20:38, archived)
# It was just so hard to resist mucking around with the headline...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 23:05, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(97800, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] best place for the lying scumbag
ditch, shovel, ***spang***

huzzah, woo, yay, and hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 16:37, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:12, archived)
# Brave compo entry here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:19, archived)
# One pixel headswap
(97800, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 20:24, archived)
# at infest
(97800, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 20:24, archived)
# Single pixels count
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Make it HOTTER THAN JULY everyday!!


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(72targetlad, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 20:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKbKYvq3Y6M
(97800, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Status Quoits
(plankton, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Like the guitar necks - you must have fretted over those
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 16:33, archived)
# Remember, when purchasing a guitar, pay in full, not in installments - no strings attached
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 17:15, archived)
# Correct, HP is the sauce of many problems
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Necks look great
(97800, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 19:12, archived)
# "Guys, I'm ready but are we sure this chicken gag is a good idea?"
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 16:03, archived)
# I hear Mickey Mouse wears a Boris Johnson wristwatch


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(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:15, archived)
# "You're fakkin NICKED me beauty!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 12:35, archived)
# The long arm of the law?
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 17:40, archived)
# long and bendy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This joke was much better in my head


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(Joe_bananas, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:13, archived)
# Did the idea just come out of the blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:44, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:59, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 12:16, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:23, archived)
# I love their song - Roundabout.
Wait wait wait!!! ... it's going the wrong way, are you a blahdy yank?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 5:09, archived)
# Everyone Thinks They Can Hear This Pylon Image And It's Gone Viral
(97800, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 6:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 4:51, archived)
# amazing!
(ozof, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 5:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:52, archived)
# That'll stop all those pesky 2ft long houseflies
(97800, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 7:38, archived)
# Right!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:52, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 8:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:52, archived)
# Call the swat team!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:16, archived)
# Bring the FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:53, archived)
# Devour all the Brooklyn hipsters...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:16, archived)
# Yes!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 16:07, archived)
# Probably not the best Photoshop job I'll ever do but I've had enough of this muppet.
Bindun?
(TEYates www.teyates.com, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 2:16, archived)
# perfick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0g4GAN54og
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 3:29, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 11:54, archived)
# Seamless
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:16, archived)
# I suppose it's more seamless than some of the static faceswap pictures I've seen on here
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:22, archived)
# Masterfully executed :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:37, archived)
# Boomshaka
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:48, archived)
# White tongue....ewww...gross!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 0:05, archived)
# deepfake getting out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 2:42, archived)
# vegetable rice and peas
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 3:18, archived)
# These deepfakes are getting really good!
EDIT: Oh should've read the comments I guess :/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 10:17, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 10:56, archived)
# Disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 14:30, archived)
# Probably not a chart topper

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:10, archived)

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