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[challenge entry] Seeing as I was sitting here watching the snooker anyways....
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably much too soon!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:48, archived)
# a miracle that guy legging it with a bloody knife in his hand didn't get shot too
perhaps terrorists never wear ties
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:51, archived)
# apparently one of the guys who accosted the terrorist was on day release himself!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:55, archived)
# snipes and stallone "interested"
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:57, archived)
#
"one man sprays him with a fire extinguisher and another, reportedly a Polish chef, lunges towards him with a narwhal tusk"

~_~
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:32, archived)
#
only in england
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:44, archived)
# A gentleman never ventures out
without his narwhal tusk.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:05, archived)
# wasn't it a conference on prison rehab?
Guessing it didn't go well
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:18, archived)
# well the attacker certainly seemed keen to not be sent back
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:32, archived)
# No it's something to do with the shoes, but for security reasons I can't say any more than that
I will just add that I was in the SAS until it got too PC, SPACS I call them now, maybe yours will catch on
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:57, archived)
# They also always have beards
...or so I'm led to believe.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:43, archived)
#
I think in a choice between a guy with what looks like a bomb belt on, or some bloke in a suit holding a knife, I reckon Mr Bomb-belt is gonna get the bullet first.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:45, archived)
# ...unless there's anyone present wearing a hawaiian shirt and fanny-pack (American fanny-pack®)
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:47, archived)
# Terrible airport bullying of James Cole
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:57, archived)
# I'D PACK HIS FANNY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT LADS???
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:03, archived)
# Trufax: When flying post mission, the SAS used to regularly wear Hawaiian shirts until this fact got around.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:33, archived)
#
looked to me like they only shot him once they saw a potential bomb in any case, or he'd still be alive.

Standing around holding a knife doesn't seem the smartest move but who knows how anyone would react in such a situation.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] very small jaws...........
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:17, archived)
# You beat me to it! :D
I lied. I thought of it, but I'm also very lazy these days
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:25, archived)
# there's a whale in the thames
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:44, archived)
# no, there isn't
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:58, archived)
# er I put it there this morning, it can't have escaped already
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:02, archived)
# it was frightened away by a tuskless narwhal
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 18:03, archived)
# I should've scrolled further!!!!
It's already been done with a different treatment.
Sorry.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/95334/1574898892/BabyShark.jpg
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:23, archived)
# I tried this in video form
Really needs autotune but I couldn't figure out how to do it.
youtu.be/4xfi8D7Y_zE
(, Mon 2 Dec 2019, 18:05, archived)
# Hoping Santa brings me some tin snips so I can actually open the doors.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:03, archived)
# easier to just look in the top
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:41, archived)
# Alright Joseph Smith
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:32, archived)
# Christmas has officially started!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:06, archived)
# Sprouts behind every door...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:06, archived)
# If you don't like sprouts you never cooked them properly
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:34, archived)
# I've never cooked them at all...
(I don't not like sprouts.)
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:18, archived)
# Yay for sprouts!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:14, archived)
# you see?
everything’s fine
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:37, archived)
# By the way, it's the 10th anniversary of the original post, I just went and checked.
...and we're still using what is now arguably the world's most famous colander, it seems ready to last forever.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:10, archived)
# ;)

(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:14, archived)
# FP this now again!
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:54, archived)
# Wish you weren't here
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:00, archived)
# I'm glad you're not here.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11, archived)
# Didn't know you two were there.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda busy right now
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 8:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 9:22, archived)
# Whoah!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:44, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
hahahaha!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:02, archived)
# (I just can't stand an imageless board)
This is my go-to LP of choice... XD
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11, archived)
# It's the only one. Gots a frame and errythang built right in!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:55, archived)
# ...I wish you weren't here...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 2:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 3:36, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 4:08, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:22, archived)
#
calm down
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:16, archived)
# Bit gay
jusayin XD
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 15:37, archived)
# oh you are?
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:00, archived)
# Popular b3ta user 51228 obv
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:19, archived)
# I remember this episode of the Simpsons
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:45, archived)
# Memory is always the first thing to go.
*sympathies*
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:15, archived)
# New image challenge is it?
insert picture here
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:02, archived)
# alright, "God"
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:22, archived)
# I wonder if there'd be less image challenge snark
if they asked on here as well as twitter
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:23, archived)
# It's like asking the police department what kind of firetrucks we'd like to have
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:49, archived)
# I'm going to retweet that so I can get some likes too
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:05, archived)
# the 1 pixel square image challenge?
Make sure you provide an appropriate description of your entries
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:42, archived)
# There could be up to 16,777,216 unique entries!!!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:48, archived)
# should be enough for a week
Safe from TOAP
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:42, archived)
# On an LP cover, Replace all of the vowels wit consonants and replace all of the consonants with vowels
Photoshop a politician's face into it for extra LOLz.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:47, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE: Make song titles more secure.
Take your favorite song titles and make them at least 8 characters long, including at least one number and a special character.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:33, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 20:20, archived)
# *votes for this one*
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:44, archived)
# ROT 13 for added security
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:41, archived)
# Ha ha wow!
-3000 points for Linkin Park reference.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Dd0oGg$s
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:21, archived)
# Good,
but no reference to Abbey Road.

-1000 points.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:46, archived)
# Tired of The Beatles....played out long ago.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:56, archived)
# Referencing Abbey Road
is compulsory if you wish to be considered as a serious candidate for the FP
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:04, archived)
# Actually one of mine did make the FP....ha ha!!!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:08, archived)
#
i flew too close to the sun
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11, archived)
# His wings turn to ashes... To ashes, his grave!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:13, archived)
# REPLACE THE FIRST VOWEL IN EACH WORD WITH A DIFFERENT VOWEL
THEN CHANGE IT BACK
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:55, archived)
# every now and then b3ta runs out of ideas and turns to the world of b3ta for inspiration, resulting in terrible image challenges like 'What If Star Wars Was In Eastenders' and 'Take The Last Letter Away From A Film Title And Imagine The Movie Poster'.
Lets show them how it should be done by taking the last letter off a film title, and imagining the movie poster of Star Wars in Eastenders that would result.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Actually, "Dot Cotto" totally sounds like a Star Wars character.
I know I'm not obeying the rules of the image challenge I just set, but when the fuck did that ever stop every cunt on here.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:25, archived)
# Do I win?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:59, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 6:59, archived)
# Surely this can be automated a bit like Band Name Generator
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:56, archived)
# "You are so beautiful, my President."
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:20, archived)
# Is this star trek or brazil
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:13, archived)
# Ah, thanks
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 9:15, archived)
# ah, the Dane.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:18, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:19, archived)
# Upchuck!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:33, archived)
# Well? You coming?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 9:22, archived)
# 'Liar' is 'rail' backwards...!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:58, archived)
# lair
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:12, archived)
# Fo' rial...
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 3:41, archived)
# This is what it looks like after a bus tire runs over your head, but you've got 'insurance'
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 7:12, archived)
# Curvy Peter :O
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 8:49, archived)
# I don't understand Thanksgiving©.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 10:57, archived)
# Something about gobbling and getting stuffed. The Alt Sex community is really into it I think.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:56, archived)
# That's because if brits had a day off to celebrate every country they'd stolen and looted they'd never go to work.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 13:50, archived)
# LOLZORS
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:08, archived)
# i say!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:56, archived)
# Get the fuck off my b3ta!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Just 4 U!...
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 13:37, archived)
# Hey, I saw you on webcam earlier!
I saw you on webcam earlier!imgur.com/a/MTnFqCW
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:13, archived)
# Ahahahahayes!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52, archived)
# Would
etc
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:15, archived)
# Of course!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52, archived)
# That poor young lady has a very restless leg
Perhaps she's frightened to keep it still in case a little dog runs up and starts humping it vigorously. VIGOROUSLY.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:59, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52, archived)
# akshally, i think 'she' is trying to keep 'her' penis from getting bigger.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:53, archived)
# VIG. OR. OUS. LY.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:30, archived)
# Ooohhhhh mygod!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:43, archived)
# This deserves a reply.

(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:18, archived)
# That's mean! >:(

(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:27, archived)
# BOILING PISS
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a month since I did Star Wars...
...bout time for another
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing happens ⭐⭐
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 22:03, archived)
# Oh honey. Only one inch?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 22:41, archived)
# prefered the dunning and kruger remix
or was it kruder & dorfmeister?

(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 0:50, archived)
# I hope he was more specific when wishing to be a baller
(, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 20:54, archived)
# Thanks.
Got the fucking 'song' stuck in my head now!
If I could click this many times, I would.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Scary Grant
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:54, archived)
# GET YOUR FREE CHICKENS THAT TALK!!!!!! EVERYONE WANTS A TALKING CHICKEN!!!!
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Is this true?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:47, archived)
# Dude!...
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:47, archived)
# I don't think I want that. Is there something wrong with me?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:52, archived)
# Maybe you're more of a 'singing rabbit' person
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 16:04, archived)
# Scory Grunt
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:28, archived)
# Judy, Judy, Judy!
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:28, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:07, archived)
# Scary Grant Mitchell
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They don't, they don't speak for us.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:32, archived)
# Top 'shopping.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Not enough water.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:08, archived)
# :D
Now do Caramel Chameleon
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:25, archived)
# How to burst a few gammony bloodvessels
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 13:33, archived)
# december 13th 2019
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 12:00, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 12:45, archived)
# Crossed with Hague, ?, Prince Philip and ?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Nov 2019, 11:22, archived)

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