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Seeing as I was sitting here watching the snooker anyways....
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:18,
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Probably much too soon!
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:48,
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a miracle that guy legging it with a bloody knife in his hand didn't get shot too
perhaps terrorists never wear ties
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:51,
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apparently one of the guys who accosted the terrorist was on day release himself!
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:55,
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snipes and stallone "interested"
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:57,
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"one man sprays him with a fire extinguisher and another, reportedly a Polish chef, lunges towards him with a narwhal tusk" ~_~
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loci ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:32,
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only in england
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:44,
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A gentleman never ventures out
without his narwhal tusk.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:05,
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wasn't it a conference on prison rehab?
Guessing it didn't go well
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horrid ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:18,
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well the attacker certainly seemed keen to not be sent back
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:32,
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They also always have beards
...or so I'm led to believe.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:43,
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I think in a choice between a guy with what looks like a bomb belt on, or some bloke in a suit holding a knife, I reckon Mr Bomb-belt is gonna get the bullet first.
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:45,
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...unless there's anyone present wearing a hawaiian shirt and fanny-pack (American fanny-pack®)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:47,
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Terrible airport bullying of James Cole
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:57,
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I'D PACK HIS FANNY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT LADS???
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:03,
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Trufax: When flying post mission, the SAS used to regularly wear Hawaiian shirts until this fact got around.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:33,
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looked to me like they only shot him once they saw a potential bomb in any case, or he'd still be alive. Standing around holding a knife doesn't seem the smartest move but who knows how anyone would react in such a situation.
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horrid ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:17,
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very small jaws...........
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:17,
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You beat me to it! :D
I lied. I thought of it, but I'm also very lazy these days
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:25,
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there's a whale in the thames
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:44,
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er I put it there this morning, it can't have escaped already
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:02,
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I should've scrolled further!!!!
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WGCtrev ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:23,
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I tried this in video form
Really needs autotune but I couldn't figure out how to do it.youtu.be/4xfi8D7Y_zE
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dunk3d ,
Mon 2 Dec 2019, 18:05,
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Hoping Santa brings me some tin snips so I can actually open the doors.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:03,
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easier to just look in the top
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:41,
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Christmas has officially started!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:06,
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Sprouts behind every door...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:06,
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If you don't like sprouts you never cooked them properly
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:34,
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I've never cooked them at all...
(I don't not like sprouts.)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:18,
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Yay for sprouts!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:21,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:14,
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you see?
everything’s fine
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ozof ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 15:37,
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By the way, it's the 10th anniversary of the original post, I just went and checked.
...and we're still using what is now arguably the world's most famous colander, it seems ready to last forever.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:10,
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;)
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Ninj ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:14,
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FP this now again!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:36,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:54,
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Wish you weren't here
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:00,
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I'm glad you're not here.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11,
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Didn't know you two were there.
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 5:42,
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Kinda busy right now
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 8:16,
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 9:22,
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Whoah!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 16:44,
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<3 <3 <3
hahahaha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:02,
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(I just can't stand an imageless board)
This is my go-to LP of choice... XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11,
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It's the only one. Gots a frame and errythang built right in!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:55,
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...I wish you weren't here...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 2:28,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 3:36,
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FP THIS NOW!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 4:08,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:22,
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calm down
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:16,
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Bit gay
jusayin XD
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 15:37,
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oh you are?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:00,
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Popular b3ta user 51228 obv
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:19,
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I remember this episode of the Simpsons
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 13:45,
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Memory is always the first thing to go.
*sympathies*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:15,
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New image challenge is it?
insert picture here
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:02,
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alright, "God"
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:22,
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I wonder if there'd be less image challenge snark
if they asked on here as well as twitter
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horrid ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:23,
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It's like asking the police department what kind of firetrucks we'd like to have
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:49,
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I'm going to retweet that so I can get some likes too
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:05,
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the 1 pixel square image challenge?
Make sure you provide an appropriate description of your entries
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:42,
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There could be up to 16,777,216 unique entries!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:48,
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should be enough for a week
Safe from TOAP
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:42,
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On an LP cover, Replace all of the vowels wit consonants and replace all of the consonants with vowels
Photoshop a politician's face into it for extra LOLz.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:47,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE: Make song titles more secure.
Take your favorite song titles and make them at least 8 characters long, including at least one number and a special character.
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:33,
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:)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:43,
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*votes for this one*
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:44,
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ROT 13 for added security
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:41,
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:21,
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Ha ha wow!
-3000 points for Linkin Park reference.
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:57,
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Dd0oGg$s
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:21,
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Good,
but no reference to Abbey Road. -1000 points.
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:46,
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Tired of The Beatles....played out long ago.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:56,
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Referencing Abbey Road
is compulsory if you wish to be considered as a serious candidate for the FP
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:04,
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Actually one of mine did make the FP....ha ha!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:08,
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i flew too close to the sun
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:11,
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His wings turn to ashes... To ashes, his grave!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 1:13,
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every now and then b3ta runs out of ideas and turns to the world of b3ta for inspiration, resulting in terrible image challenges like 'What If Star Wars Was In Eastenders' and 'Take The Last Letter Away From A Film Title And Imagine The Movie Poster'.
Lets show them how it should be done by taking the last letter off a film title, and imagining the movie poster of Star Wars in Eastenders that would result.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:17,
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Actually, "Dot Cotto" totally sounds like a Star Wars character.
I know I'm not obeying the rules of the image challenge I just set, but when the fuck did that ever stop every cunt on here.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:25,
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Do I win?
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Pizopop was here ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:59,
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FP THIS NOW
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 6:59,
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Surely this can be automated a bit like Band Name Generator
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:56,
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"You are so beautiful, my President."
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loci ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:20,
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Is this star trek or brazil
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97800 ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 21:03,
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loci ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 22:13,
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Ah, thanks
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97800 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 9:15,
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ah, the Dane.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:18,
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Nicely.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:19,
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Upchuck!
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 14:33,
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Well? You coming?
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Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 9:22,
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'Liar' is 'rail' backwards...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:58,
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Fo' rial...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:12,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 3:41,
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97800 ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 7:12,
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Curvy Peter :O
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 8:49,
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I don't understand Thanksgiving©.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 10:57,
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Something about gobbling and getting stuffed. The Alt Sex community is really into it I think.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:56,
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LOLZORS
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:08,
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i say!
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ozof ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:56,
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Get the fuck off my b3ta!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 12:13,
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Just 4 U!...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 13:37,
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Hey, I saw you on webcam earlier!
I saw you on webcam earlier!imgur.com/a/MTnFqCW
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 14:13,
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Ahahahahayes!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:10,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52,
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Would
etc
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 16:15,
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Of course!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52,
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Phwoar!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 17:52,
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akshally, i think 'she' is trying to keep 'her' penis from getting bigger.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:53,
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Ooohhhhh mygod!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 19:43,
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This deserves a reply.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:18,
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That's mean! >:(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 23:27,
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BOILING PISS
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 0:59,
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Been a month since I did Star Wars...
...bout time for another
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Pizopop was here ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 2:47,
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Nothing happens ⭐⭐
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 22:03,
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Oh honey. Only one inch?
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97800 ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 22:41,
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prefered the dunning and kruger remix
or was it kruder & dorfmeister?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 0:50,
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I hope he was more specific when wishing to be a baller
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Sat 30 Nov 2019, 7:48,
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Sorry
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WGCtrev ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:07,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 20:54,
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Thanks.
Got the fucking 'song' stuck in my head now! If I could click this many times, I would.
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wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on ,
Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:37,
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Scary Grant
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sumomonkey ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:54,
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GET YOUR FREE CHICKENS THAT TALK!!!!!! EVERYONE WANTS A TALKING CHICKEN!!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:36,
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Dude!...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:47,
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Maybe you're more of a 'singing rabbit' person
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 16:04,
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Scory Grunt
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:28,
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Judy, Judy, Judy!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 17:28,
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pfft
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:07,
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Scary Grant Mitchell
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 16:17,
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They don't, they don't speak for us.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:32,
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Top 'shopping.
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2kindsofherring ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 15:36,
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Not enough water.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:13,
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JauntyArt ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:08,
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:D
Now do Caramel Chameleon
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 14:25,
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How to burst a few gammony bloodvessels
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Bod- wot u upto m8 ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 13:33,
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december 13th 2019
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shardcore ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 12:00,
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Crossed with Hague, ?, Prince Philip and ?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 19:09,
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JauntyArt ,
Thu 28 Nov 2019, 11:22,
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