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# Santa was good to Yoda this year!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 2:17, archived)
# True, the prophecy is, hmm.
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 9:48, archived)
# FTFY
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks for FTFM :)
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 14:58, archived)
# FP NAO PLZ
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 15:00, archived)
# Consider it FP'd--if only in spirit ;p
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 16:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 17:03, archived)
# this is a normal post
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 2:49, archived)
# \o/
revisiting the classics!!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:04, archived)
#
Just a little 'payback'.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:17, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:10, archived)
# No respect for Batman and Robin.
You're just mean, Pedro....mean and nasty.
How dare you cross out my tag. I own this image after stealing it from mofaha.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:18, archived)
# :((
My finger must have slipped when I had the mouse over the corner. My bad, bro!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:27, archived)
# Too much Vaseline again?.... o___o
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:30, archived)
# Au Contraire! Never enough
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 15:15, archived)
# Leave Pedro Alone
Signed, A Concerned Citizen
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 15:28, archived)
# Why can't I have a comedy account?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 15:50, archived)
# salty CHiPs
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 11:58, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 12:29, archived)
# X_X
XD
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 17:56, archived)
# I've always thought they looked like Tom Watson and Jeremy Corbyn
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:01, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 12:32, archived)
# You killed the board again, Pedro.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 17:56, archived)
# Do you get the feeling
everyone went to a different party and didn't tell us?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 18:59, archived)
# You mean the content makers aren't content making content for the collective content that is seriously lacking in content?
The fuckers!
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:41, archived)
# Are they being contentious?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Cuntentious maybe.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 21:36, archived)
# I hope it's not cuntagious
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 22:53, archived)
# That would be a cuntastrophy!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:25, archived)
# No, I think someone else did that
when he spent a year or six alternating back and forth between helicopter parenting and total neglect
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:09, archived)
# It's not easy rearing helicopters
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:23, archived)
# IDKOCWYAOA
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:42, archived)
# it’s all a bit shameless, to be frank
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 19:46, archived)
#
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#
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#

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#
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#
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 22:48, archived)
# frank b goes to hollywood
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 23:03, archived)
# enjoying some omnicorp consumer product
he'd buy that for a dollar
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:00, archived)
# >:((
Urghhh!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:10, archived)
# No dogs were molested in the making of this
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:59, archived)
# dang!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:06, archived)
# Oh Pedro....Can't you read the subliminal sign back there?...."UNLAWFUL TO LITTER".
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:12, archived)
# Wich One?
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:26, archived)
#
fek
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 0:35, archived)
#
also one l in patrol...
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:01, archived)
# and Commission .....omg wich skool u go 2
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:11, archived)
# I passed 11 grades out of 12
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:25, archived)
# It also adds layers to the joke
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 1:27, archived)
#
+s
+h
-l
=FP!!
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 3:00, archived)
# I’m mofaha and wtf is this shit
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 3:09, archived)
# SO GONNA TO GET CAUGHT
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 3:09, archived)
# It's a trending joke that's gaining in popularity.
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 16:56, archived)
# FINALLY THE RECOGNITION THIS SPLENDID JOKE DESERVES
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He Knows When You Are Sleeping
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 23:11, archived)
# Om-Nom-Nom!!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Yep, that seems about to sum it up
Merry Christmas and wotnot, you lot. I am much privileged to loiter around these parts and y'all make my life less...shit?
anyway, cheers, take care o ya sels.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 23:55, archived)
# Image Challenge : How shit is your life?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 14:45, archived)
# How shit is your life, how shit is your life?
I really need to know. Because we’re living in a world of fools, bringing us down....
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 19:02, archived)
# Had to Google, then I remembered...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 19:11, archived)
# Does Saturn only eat his naughty kids?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 14:43, archived)
# Bet it tastes like turkey...
...looks like he's put cranberry sauce on it...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 17:06, archived)
# You killed the board :(
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 21:12, archived)
# Just needs a poking with a wire hanger to get things moving again
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 21:44, archived)
# Gotta clear the blockage
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Funny animation
I bet this is what Rob looks like right now!! HA HA
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 0:16, archived)
# More like...
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 1:51, archived)
# I didn't know he sewed for his day job
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:02, archived)
# That's why we're able to make threads.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 3:17, archived)
# i think i just reached enlightenment
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 4:53, archived)
#
How did I do that?
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 0:33, archived)
# This place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 0:30, archived)
#
I disagree. Many many talented contributors that are funnier than I.
(, Sun 29 Dec 2019, 22:30, archived)
# Christmas Day & Boxing Day

(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 22:24, archived)
# meanwhile in the Bethlehem census office...
Brian, have you seen this data?
A mum, a dad, a 0 year old baby and not one, not two but three kings.
At the palace?
In a stable, a fucking stable. I'll throttle that work experience student if I see him.
Calm down, maybe its right, where are the Kings from?
Says here 'from the East', better send immigration round.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:45, archived)
# That's not right...
...this is what really happened...
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 0:40, archived)
# Lovely
stuff!
(, Mon 30 Dec 2019, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 20:22, archived)
# I love Reeses Wrinklespoon
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 1:36, archived)
# Challenge entry: U FILTAD
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:02, archived)
# The "Name That Filter" challenge
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't like chestnuts so marshmallows will have to do!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Dogs playing poker at christmas.


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Actually took considerable work.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 16:51, archived)
# Woo
F
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 7:15, archived)
# just came to me
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 11:17, archived)
# do you need small hands to operate the app?
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 11:21, archived)
# Speedcore is back... like every year... the fastest chrismas ever
Merry Christmas To All Of You!!!

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE





I love you all @ b3ta.com board - you are the fastest fans I ever had...
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 9:36, archived)
# and the mods still do nothing
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:04, archived)
# I mean it's not like anyone actually gives a fuck anymore, but for fuck's sake.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 0:06, archived)
# B&
(, Fri 27 Dec 2019, 4:42, archived)
# no reason, merry exemus
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 1:52, archived)
# Its my birthday today!
Imma big girl now!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 9:21, archived)
# Got any gripes?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:23, archived)
#
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# Sympathy *LIKES* ;)
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 0:44, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 21:07, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 22:59, archived)
# Please accept these as a generous gift of royalty-free wallpaper
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:54, archived)
#
And in the same region there were established members out on the board, keeping watch over their posts by night. And Pedro appeared to them, and the glory of the dog shone around them, and they were filled with great fear. And Pedro said to them, “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the established members. For unto you is born this day in the city of London, who is mofaha the Pear. And this will be a sign for you: you will find a pear wrapped in swaddling foam and lying in a fruit basket.” And suddenly there was with Pedro a multitude of the heavenly web host praising Pear and saying, “Glory to Pear in the highest, and on earth peace and goodwill to b3tans."
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:17, archived)
# OMG, I LOVED 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!'.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:23, archived)
# And lo mofaha came among them and they were sore afraid, and it got very awkward after that
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 19:53, archived)
# REESE WITHISPOON
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:00, archived)
#
The Parthenoton
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:05, archived)
# <3 <3 <3



EDIT: IT'S NOT SPINNY!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:15, archived)
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#

(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 2:45, archived)
# !
:D
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 10:23, archived)
# NOW it's christmas
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 21:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 21:19, archived)
# Reece in a Weatherspoons
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 6:58, archived)
# ...and lo it was written by teh atomic.
For eva and eva, Ramen.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:17, archived)
# I'll drink to that! o/'
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:28, archived)
# '\o
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 20:41, archived)
#
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# XD
Polar beer b3taPolar beer b3ta
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 15:02, archived)
# :) Oldskool b3ta
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 16:23, archived)
# Merry Holidays Season
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 14:44, archived)
# Christmas wank. Ruined.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 14:58, archived)
#
we brought it upon ourselves..
(, Thu 26 Dec 2019, 23:53, archived)
# :((
LOL
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:01, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:10, archived)
# With his surname I was expecting 8 nipples
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:15, archived)
# Pedro secretly finds this sort of thing sexy.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:01, archived)
# U KNO IT
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:54, archived)
# X___X pass the bleach
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:32, archived)
# oh plz no
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:56, archived)
# Ha!!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:52, archived)
# Shopped photos only
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:54, archived)
# The IRA have let themselves go.
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 22:14, archived)
# Happy Xmas.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 9:25, archived)
# merry christmas
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:32, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:57, archived)
# who's got a fresh delivery on the way?
implemented in paint? Yep
Fucks given None! Happy baby jesus with a beard day!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:29, archived)
# It's not for ladies
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:59, archived)
# but what about ladyboys
or do they drink boiled piss?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:35, archived)
# FUC8liFT <3
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 4:32, archived)
# Winrar
Happy someone noticed
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 10:55, archived)
# merry monkeybeer day
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 8:54, archived)
# Just hook it to my vein!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 8:57, archived)
# \o/
Monkey beer for all!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 10:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:21, archived)
# Nice!
...but is it for ladies too?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:25, archived)
# NO
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:34, archived)
# What about bearded ladies?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:34, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:34, archived)
# Lol, nice!
*puts skirt back on*
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 13:36, archived)
# They even have a song too!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:10, archived)
# *drinks up*
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:27, archived)
# hair of the dog?
no i think it's a pube.... see?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 15:34, archived)
# Funny how they stick back there...
No amount of "Hawwwwwwwk... Ptoooee!' will free it.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 17:26, archived)
# deep throat always helps
/open wide
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 21:05, archived)
# every year - sorry
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:29, archived)
# Tradition!
needs more Pedro pee
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:37, archived)
# I don't like to get my paws wet so I sent my cousin
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:21, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:30, archived)
# Sorry ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:30, archived)
# it's not a Picasso so you can wizz on it
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:39, archived)
# pure compositing skillz ;)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 2:22, archived)
# What's his name?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 4:35, archived)
# You mean " what's HER name?" ?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 10:22, archived)
# Pedra pees like a boy.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 16:33, archived)
# She learned from the best
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 18:48, archived)
# It won't be Xmas until Rdli Hakis makes an appearance...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Silently sneaking down children’s chimneys
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 22:36, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:23, archived)
# yeah
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:39, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 22:53, archived)
# ????????
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Tis The Season To Be Quolly
(, Wed 25 Dec 2019, 1:11, archived)
# Merry Christmas
I just knew b3ta loves me -- it often says so!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:21, archived)
# I luv you Dud
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 23:30, archived)
#
Quo ho ho
(, Sat 28 Dec 2019, 0:00, archived)
# Have a great day you lot!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:21, archived)
# This is brilliant
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:22, archived)
# fab
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:23, archived)
# no reason.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It IS art...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:31, archived)
# Now....it's Christmas!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2019, 21:24, archived)

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