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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:19, archived)
# Gayschiff Fuckriff
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:55, archived)
# fuk u gay shifferz
faggos
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:15, archived)
# Up your Bunga River
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:15, archived)
# fux off Nigerz!
fikkin gay mofos
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:58, archived)
# My god, that's gay!
I only suck my wife's dick


(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 3:03, archived)
# You have a wife?
OMG that is so gay
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 4:33, archived)
#
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# You're soaking in it
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 3:17, archived)
# A lovely blouse
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 12:17, archived)
# Did someone say........

(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 13:25, archived)
# Your uncle is mofaha.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 4:43, archived)
# : ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:32, archived)
# Doesn't sound like they are in the mood to talk about cheeses at the moment :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:49, archived)
# The baby cheeses?
They are the best imho
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 14:39, archived)
# +E
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:21, archived)
# they wish
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:04, archived)
# also: rectangular balloons.....where have I seen that before? Hmmmm? Hmmmm?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:20, archived)
# During the Great Tribulation?
with the 144,000 and the Nephilim and charles taze russell?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:25, archived)
# WWBD
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:46, archived)
# He would save the mother fucking day
is what batman would do
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:57, archived)
# O ya those rectangular balloons, I have seen them a lot lately
its coz gub~gub hasn't figured out how to do rounded rectangles in PS and is too lazy to open illustrator. and is not very good either
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 3:04, archived)
# My method was also based on laziness....ha ha....XD
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 4:42, archived)
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(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Shit Eaters Unite!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:19, archived)
# BwwaaaK!
Here's a chicken inspector asleep at the switch

(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:25, archived)
# FP inspector
more like
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Can my cousin join them?

(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:31, archived)
# He's a skin-head of the chicken family
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:51, archived)
# But that's not a Steak-N-Shake!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:30, archived)
# No, but edible shit is in the public domain nowadays ;p
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] @!#?

Found this had bindun elsewhere whilst making it, but have it anyway.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:50, archived)
# LOL...what's a 'cartridge'?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:33, archived)
# a fridge for your cart
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry] What time is the GAYSHIFT?

the shame
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:35, archived)
# Fuck knows.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:26, archived)
# Fuck Yes!!!!!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:49, archived)
# May be along soon!*


*MAY NOT BE TRUE
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:31, archived)
# Wonderful!!!!!!! and sexy
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:49, archived)
#
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# Glorious things will happen
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:00, archived)
# Now that's a makeover!
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#

(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Doing the Michigan rag?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Never!!!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:33, archived)
# Christ on a bike.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:56, archived)
# I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I can do no-hands!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:30, archived)
# He’s cheating, his dad is holding on the back
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:49, archived)
# When you see only one set of tyretracks, it was then that I stood on your stunt nuts and held onto the handlebars.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:05, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:06, archived)
# Does "Christ on a bike" count as 'swearing' now?
I thought it was blasphemy.

Oh well, excuse me while I dig out every picture I've ever made for this place which includes either a swear word (ranging from "damn" to "cunt") or blasphemy (ranging from "Jesus is silly" to "Mohammed sucks cock") and then periodically repost-for-compo all of them in new threads ("because it's quiet") until this particular image challenge is finally retired from the drop-down menu in 15 years.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:05, archived)
# :( I hate it when mommy and daddy yell at each other.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 0:10, archived)
#
It's a stretch but I thought it looked ok. I'll repost it as a normal post if that is a thing that can be done. In my defence I did spend several hours trying to come up with an image for 'fuck me backwards with a barge pole'.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 7:25, archived)
# If the mountain bike won't come to Mohammed, Mohammed must ask Jesus for a ride on his mountain bike
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:14, archived)
# What would Jesus do
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Buggered Muffin Special Offer
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:19, archived)
# less sweary
more gynophagy
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:52, archived)
#
If you can't beat them, eat them.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] this
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Yay!
Classic Mofaha. I don't hate you anymore!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:40, archived)
# I can hear some kind of unpleasant explusion of hot air, no idea what it is, sounded a bit like someone getting ready to apologize though
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:48, archived)
# I have and will always love you, funny face!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Love is a strong word
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:19, archived)
# WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:55, archived)
# I've been missing YOU!

(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:11, archived)
# :)
Seriously, good to see you around.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:17, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:34, archived)
# A bit desperate, Mate.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:25, archived)
# Hmmm, well it's a bit wishy-washy but I'll accept it :)
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# *fist pump*
my bros
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:32, archived)
# :) Hello you
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:55, archived)
# heyyyyoooo :D
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:57, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:01, archived)
# Spot On!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:26, archived)
# I haxxored teh uplaod codez
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:55, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This is probably the one I'll go to hell for
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:29, archived)
# B&
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] *swears*
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Gr&
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:38, archived)
# Welcome to B&... XD
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 2:23, archived)
# Reply 2, as you appear to have put a lot of work in.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:16, archived)
# Appearances can be deceptive ;)
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:38, archived)
# [another reply]
good story
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:27, archived)
# Thanks
I was striving to capture the character growth of the protagonist as her journey through the narrative progressed.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 11:01, archived)
# Currently lactating over New York...


(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:08, archived)
# Mid-air refueling confusion.
Do they turn into little running legs during rake-off and landing?
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:38, archived)
# They do indeed.
You know your udderplanes.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
# Mammairies
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Thanks for clearing up where chemtrails come from.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE etc.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 22:26, archived)
# Government conspiracy to purge the lactose-intolerant!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 23:15, archived)
# this is the best and giggles too....
pretty wild shit....
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea roast for comp, frakers.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:04, archived)
# Fuck this!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Yer fond of me spinach, ain't ye?
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 13:50, archived)
# {:-D
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:59, archived)
# That's the movie summed up
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 15:04, archived)
# I want to marry a lighthouse keepe... Oh, maybe not
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:11, archived)
# Is your name Olive Oyl?
Expect a 3-some if so
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:30, archived)
# PS: DO NOT GOOGLE 'POPEYE OLIVE OYL PORN'
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Gonnae no dae that.
Just gonnae no.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:39, archived)
# Statham and Momoa in 2020's most anticipated live action remake?
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:59, archived)
# The new Freebase and Flan is shit.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
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(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 10:39, archived)
# Good stuff!!! XD

(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 11:36, archived)
# Which one is Spock?
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 15:42, archived)
# The one slave lea is chained to
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:15, archived)
# B& again??!!
I blame atomic and his pillowy penchant
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:45, archived)
# I'm a victim of circumstance.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
# I had a good lol from that
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 16:16, archived)
# This!
This is number 8 on my list of why Star Wars was always crap, and you should shut up complaining that the new ones are too.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Love
Profanity Jack.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 13:09, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 11:45, archived)
# Ooo, he's such a big stirrer
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 11:01, archived)
# MEGATHREAD®© AWESOMENESS
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 13:51, archived)
# wonderfully absurd
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck off Shitwolf
Click for bigger (128 kb)
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 9:25, archived)
# YEAH SHITWOLF
Fuck RIGHT off.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 9:30, archived)
# Shit Wolf is the new Fucklift.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 9:55, archived)
# You can fuck right off Shitwolf!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 11:37, archived)
# That's a Tibetan fox
(Shitwolf is its first name, so the capitalisation is correct)
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 10:02, archived)
# You can't eat me, I'm too fabulous!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Just ordered a dvd from the library
rather accurate considering the situation...
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 0:02, archived)
# :)
Ripping Yarns is brilliant!

Edit: In fact...
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 0:23, archived)
#
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# I luv da restronts. Dey's my favorits.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 22:17, archived)
# it's a bit posh
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 22:50, archived)
# Can't beat a bottle of chateau de stork
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 23:38, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 0:25, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter rum
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 0:58, archived)
# I can't believe it's not bitters.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 1:02, archived)
# I can't believe you're not better
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 1:28, archived)
# I can't believe you're not buoy.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 2:36, archived)
# I can't believe in life after love (after love, after love, after love)
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 2:40, archived)
# I can't believe you're this bitter
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 1:55, archived)
# I can't believe you're not as popular as Pedro.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 2:35, archived)
# High class
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sounds like Kunst.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:06, archived)
# Uberkunst
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:29, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:42, archived)
#
Künsthandler = art dealer
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Really stuck on 8 across - any ideas?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:16, archived)
# Ah, the lovely old town of
Fcuntpurse
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:33, archived)
# Yes that's it...
...I forgot about the silent F :)
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Acuntsorse
A rural term for a ride used by anyone in the village
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:05, archived)
# It's not a village it's an
industrial animal?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:57, archived)
# a contraction
A(ll)c(o)unt(ryfolk)s(h)orse

a shared resource
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 21:03, archived)
# I used to love riding old bikes.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Put those out
blatant fire risk
wax woo
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:16, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 21:10, archived)
# Happy Candles
Never happier than when sweating over some old Grifter?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 21:05, archived)
# Worn in, like a comfortable pair of shoes.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Great Cats Of Fire!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 23:25, archived)
# It's not a town. It's an animal.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:38, archived)
# A Cunt Horse of course!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:52, archived)
# Beware!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Imfamous and rude.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:26, archived)
# ROSS?
I don't get it.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 21:13, archived)
# MORROSSONS
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 5:59, archived)
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(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:10, archived)
# Bacon drapes?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:22, archived)
# beef curtains?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 15:28, archived)
# err yes
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 16:17, archived)
# beef curtains?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Nope
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Bief Kertaynes!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Pedro why are you more popular than me? Do you have any tips on how I can be more popular?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Everyone is telling me to do fuck off :(
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:52, archived)
#
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[challenge entry] Be less of a coy snobby cunt. XD

(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 1:04, archived)
# but then no-one would recognise me
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 1:50, archived)
#
Oh do fuck off!!
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Not you, Mofaha
Google Translate
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:37, archived)
#
...so it is beef curtains?.....
Wait...can't be.....bacon is pork!
Pork Curtains!
I win! \o/
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 23:26, archived)
# seems fair
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 18:35, archived)
# DO fuck off.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 19:48, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:51, archived)
# ONLY JOKING!!
*Tickles under chin*
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 8:38, archived)
# The marbling is lovely,
but that sprig of green whatever can fuck right off...
(, Mon 3 Feb 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Horse blinds
(, Tue 4 Feb 2020, 0:09, archived)

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