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[challenge entry] For drunken dads who watch movies anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Drinky Crow!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 23:47, archived)
# Actually . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 7:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 0:58, archived)
# Now that is . . .
ESPECIAL,Jose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 2:17, archived)
# Top Tories

Click for bigger (1158 kb)
(Wefail, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 19:56, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:04, archived)
#
thank you
(Wefail, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:32, archived)
#
(of course, now i have to get the original pack)
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:07, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:20, archived)
# Tip top!
make it happen, do it... do it... dooooo it :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 26 Feb 2020, 17:41, archived)
# Skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 18:25, archived)
# They were warned... They are doomed... And on Tuesday night, nothing will save them.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 25 Feb 2020, 17:37, archived)
# Tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 17:58, archived)
# Don't flip out
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:00, archived)
# Does someone get battered?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Shut your flap
jack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:56, archived)
# what a load of crepe
(horrid, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 19:00, archived)
# Quit waffling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:47, archived)
# I bought new shoes
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:05, archived)
# you should have bought a new hat
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:09, archived)
# What's wrong with this one?
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:31, archived)
# it’s clearly too small
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:09, archived)
#
NO IT'S FINE
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Looking new fridge
Which refrigerator option is better side-by-side or french door fridge?
(Mark Foster, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 15:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 15:53, archived)
# hamtoucher
(horrid, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 17:03, archived)
# Hi this is an image board - for posting jokes you've made using photoshop
if you want to just chat then reply to something and talk, rather than doing a new post about it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Is there a board for gimps?
Or is that just /talk
(horrid, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 17:02, archived)
# yes, /talk is for pimps, you've just misspelled it accidentally
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Hello new person, please read the FAQ page :)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 16:43, archived)
# SMUG’s a good make...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 16:51, archived)
# Nice !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 0:17, archived)
# Forklift Fridge
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 16:52, archived)
# FUCKLIFT!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 12:36, archived)
# FUCK LIFT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Why is the ice yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 16:57, archived)
# It's very subjective
Have a look into both types and see if one makes your face light up.

Just don't get a Craig David one.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 18:57, archived)
# you should compo this
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:11, archived)
# <s>fp
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:31, archived)
# FAQ dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Penguins are best.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 0:25, archived)
# leave it out mate
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 12:33, archived)
# Cluck in the middle with you.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 25 Feb 2020, 11:04, archived)
# clucking hell
v good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 15:13, archived)
# Is that a chlorinated chicken?
(Cerberus64, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
# yeah yeah, i p-p-p-p-p-post this every year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_aHCpZl4k
(jimby, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:41, archived)
# I love Pancakes! \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZSDeudyUiw
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Ignore 3.0
Back in the mists of time ignore worked one way, then we changed it and it worked another way. Now we're changing it again, in the hope that it'll give people posting on b3ta the shit they need for ignoring people in the way they want.

Ignore now has three options.

Shush for. a week - you wont see that member's posts for a week
Mute - you'll stop seeing that user's posts until you unmute them
Block - you'll stop seeing that user's posts AND they'll stop seeing yours

Hopefully that covers the uses of Ignore 1.0, ignore 2.0 and offers up a further option too.

This has been put together by Wil so thanks for that. And please feedback in this thread which he and I will read for problems and complaints. Or you could pat him on the head and say thank you. He'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 23:44, archived)
# *blocks*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Too right. PACT WEIRDOS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 18:28, archived)
# I have absolutely no use for that.
I have very thick skin. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:09, archived)
# Who said that?
I've muted everyone
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:10, archived)
# There are a few 'members' that are ignoring me. No idea why....I never even talked to them. :/
Also: It's not too late to vote for my 'Dark Side Of The Meat'! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:20, archived)
# Let it go, man
...let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:26, archived)
# VOTE TODAY! \O/
b3ta.com/board/11303660
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:44, archived)
# aww snap! the 'like' button is gone now...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:45, archived)
# Oh fuck! rob! Don't mute me! Looky looky! Click the link! ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:26, archived)
# Never knew Batman had such a sinister looking magpie
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:30, archived)
# This here 'original' TV batman was the gay one, so he had to try looking extra mean.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 1:30, archived)
# :D :D It's FIXED!! :D :D
https://b3ta.com/board/11303660
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:01, archived)
# MODS!
Pedro is being mean again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:16, archived)
# Can't we all just get along?
It's GayShift, U Know...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 3:26, archived)
# lol member
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:26, archived)
# *Cancels*
The Deplatform and Punch Nazi buttons are missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:10, archived)
# Ignore 4.0 will be completed in 2028
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:18, archived)
# Pointless. Nu Europe™ will have stopped issuing our electricity by then after the Banana Wars©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 18:31, archived)
# I find it sad that in this day and age we still find the need for an ignore button.
Personally, I saw nothing wrong with misusing some high end government equipment to trace the location of the person and dragging them outside and knocking 7 bells out of them. But I suppose the ignore button is cheaper and saves getting the lawyers involved.
*pats Wil on head*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:33, archived)
# But where's the "Be hide" option?
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:56, archived)
# This. Changes. Everything.
good to see wil still getting his coding hands dirty. I figured he'd be some crytpocurrency overlord by now
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 4:20, archived)
# I was waiting for the first person to post 4.20
Now I can retire
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 9:09, archived)
# 2 days in a row! How did he do that?
b3ta.com/board/11306920
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 11:29, archived)
# astrolabe
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 11:45, archived)
# Whoa! The Dark Arts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 12:00, archived)
# bit racist, mate
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 13:05, archived)
#
User S4RK has blocked S4RK and can
no longer see anything they post.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 25 Feb 2020, 9:48, archived)
# I've blocked myself
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 9:48, archived)
# /links is very quiet for me
(horrid, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 10:53, archived)
# When all these boards are silent
My work here will finally be done
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 11:12, archived)
# Relatively silent or permanently silent?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 15:09, archived)
# Yes
(97800, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Hi this is an image board - for posting jokes you've made using photoshop
if you want to just chat then reply to something and talk, rather than doing a new post about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 20:23, archived)
# thank fuck for the new ignore button
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 11:30, archived)
# You can't tell me what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Smashed it

Click for bigger (426 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 20:51, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 21:46, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 22:09, archived)
# ARVNPT?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Tummy Tuckers for Dads
(Alligator, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 19:23, archived)
# Breathing from the abdomen. Must have a heck of a lung capacity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 22:23, archived)
# Wow....she is......wow......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 15:15, archived)
# BRUH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 15:22, archived)
# He got the Vtec.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Meanwhile on highway number nineteen


Previously in Forgotten Moments of Pop History

Also previously in Forgotten Moments of Pop History
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 12:37, archived)
# I've recently discovered
that the opening sample to Happy Monday's Mad Cyril is 'We've been courteous' and not 'With bean purchase'.
Still none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 12:44, archived)
# "with bean purchase" makes much more sense
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 12:50, archived)
# Roll that beautiful bean footage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJP2aq33Ikc
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 16:12, archived)
# *SPANG*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 17:47, archived)
# *politely applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 24 Feb 2020, 11:38, archived)
# *throws money at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 22:12, archived)
# Money just slips and slides through ye fingers
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 4:20, archived)
# Indeed! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 4:36, archived)
# Did Happen!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 1:51, archived)
# get out of here you crazy?!!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 2:35, archived)
# I met Freebase! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 3:42, archived)
# fo' real, bruv?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 12:02, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 12:36, archived)
# Box-pressed weiners, what a time to be alive!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 3:33, archived)
# I met Flan! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 3:42, archived)
# Just in time for Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 18:27, archived)
# Rang dang diggity dang a dang
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 9:20, archived)
# O_o .......train.....................meats........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 11:34, archived)
# Don't ever come down!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 16:49, archived)
# I woke up. -___-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:17, archived)
# I DONT SEE NOE BACK-PANEL SLIDES.
I WANT MY B3TA MONEYS BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 19:08, archived)
# This has nothing to do with Back Panel Slides.
Two totally different things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# UGH! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:40, archived)
# GENIUS
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 24 Feb 2020, 21:29, archived)
# Actual dream!
Did happen!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Feb 2020, 0:12, archived)
# you forgot the last panel
I woke up wet and I cried a little
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 25 Feb 2020, 14:34, archived)
# I didn't have your picture.... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Feb 2020, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] At all good magazine stores
(plankton, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 22:32, archived)
# i spent all of last weekend in ug boots
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 5:05, archived)
# FP!
Thank you magic donkey!
(plankton, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 15:15, archived)
# Harvey Weinstein's looking better
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 24 Feb 2020, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yo, Dorothy…
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 22:16, archived)
# Woo!
Polonium Oxide
I want a list of all sweary compounds.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 22:30, archived)
# I’ll be honest
I made them up
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 22:31, archived)
#
C4H4AsH
Commonly known as Arsole.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 6:46, archived)
# an aromatic ring
frequently the subject of chemists' fnaaaring
(Hemipygous, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Yellowcoats are coming
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Accepts dirty plates, dishes and utensils as feeder material for your next printing
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Applicator
(TheCrookitFigger, Sun 23 Feb 2020, 18:02, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Feb 2020, 20:34, archived)

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