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# "Fore!"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Ooh! Peignot
(rogerzilla, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Just made the new NHS logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 16:12, archived)
# That was a question?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I found Mason Verger’s head on my patio...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:44, archived)
# Bow Wow Wowie

(Alt0n rides like the wind, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 14:11, archived)
# Who would you rather...
Tough choice, but I guess I'm going to go for emaciated Bowie with Bow Wow Wow's undercarriage...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 14:40, archived)
# A seventeen year old undercarriage
if I remember correctly.
Ew!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 16:14, archived)
# Fifteen
Annabella Lwin, born October 1966.
"I Want Candy", released in May 1982.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Now we're all Gary Glitter, thanks
(rogerzilla, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 17:56, archived)
# o/-I want candy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:59, archived)
# What about Cindy?
She craves PPE
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:12, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah but, naah but...
Bowie was 27 when he made Diamond Dogs, so that's 22.5 in chimera years. Perfectly legal.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:53, archived)
# Depends on which end...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:35, archived)
# Now, are you going to wear this, while running in the park?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 13:43, archived)
# Annus Horribilis Entertainment presents...
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:44, archived)
# I want a conspiracy edition
featuring 5G and those birds that fell from the sky in Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 12:41, archived)
# How about Eamonn Holmes and David Icke player avatars?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 12:43, archived)
# Mercury-laced nanobot vaccines!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:41, archived)
#
Unavailable: school shootings
Substitute : street riots
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 14:45, archived)
# FUCK 2020
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:59, archived)
# Oncoming train! Hard left!!

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 6:47, archived)
# Oh gub-gub
Once again your science is flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 9:42, archived)
# Actually the trains also drive on the left
in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 13:46, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that trains don't have steering wheels and turn signal levers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Of course they do
how else would they go around corners and operate the windshield washers?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:27, archived)
# Irrefutable logic
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:51, archived)
#

(patella, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:43, archived)
# And this one too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:20, archived)
# I missed the first half of this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11311693
...wherein this is a reply b3ta.com/board/11311714
...then I reply in kind b3ta.com/board/11311715
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Very kind of you! Thanks!
TBH I was expecting derision IDKW
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:40, archived)
# You are by FAR the kindest person on here
I would never...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 16:39, archived)
# ᕕ( ◕‿◕)ᕗ
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:10, archived)
# We need fucking maps to navigate b3ta now?
Also: I am the fucking nicest fucking motherfucker on this fucking board, shit munch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:54, archived)
# ᕕ( ◕‿◕)ᕗ
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:11, archived)
# Is this about Bernie Sanders?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:22, archived)
# I was worried I was being too subtle.

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 13:46, archived)
# It must be really hard to drive a train straight
Those rails are very narrow and slippery. I applaud their mad skillz.
(rogerzilla, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Even harder for tube drivers
They have to do it in the dark
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 13:28, archived)
# It's much easier if you drive a train gay
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 15:42, archived)
# Awful homophobia
Some trains are born gay, it's not a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:56, archived)
# It's a well known fact that ALL trains are gay.
It's the guy behind the steering wheel that can be either gay or straight.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:18, archived)
# Bullet trains are not gay. They're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:36, archived)
# I think you might be using the other gay definition
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:12, archived)
# I didn't even mention Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 2:45, archived)
# modern problems require modern solutions
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 7:33, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 7:45, archived)
# Spoon is a alien
BEWARE
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 8:24, archived)
# cuillère
encore un fois !
(davyclam, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:27, archived)
# !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Makes sense....
...ok...I'll allow it....but you forgot the milk lazers and bloodz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 9:39, archived)
# HELL YES
Much better
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 0:54, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 12:23, archived)
# Needs some dark meat of the moon
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Too late....the links are gone. :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 9:50, archived)
# I'm over the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:52, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:19, archived)
# fiddle-dee-dee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 18:52, archived)
# This song came on at work today
and my 8 year old mind came up with this
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 1:01, archived)
#
That stinks /ac
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 2:46, archived)
# Admittedly
awful
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 3:51, archived)
# If its any consolation I always hear that shit Imagine Dragons song as tuba toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 6:23, archived)
# Misheard lyrics would be a good & silly image challenge
if it hasn't been done already
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 6:34, archived)
# *spins google wheel* yep, 16 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 6:49, archived)
# I figured, it was a bit too obvious
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 7:44, archived)
# I think we should do puns on the names of popular reggae singers.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 8:09, archived)
# I think we should B& members we don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 9:40, archived)
# bindun
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:22, archived)
# How about all of the mods put everyone on their ignore lists?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:30, archived)
#

Click for bigger (518 kb)
(pikey, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
# I'm going to be good, just in case...
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:47, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Just how theologically accurate is this?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:30, archived)
# More accurate than the bible
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:41, archived)
# Just make something up, they do.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:35, archived)
# It's the truthpaste
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 21:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 7:00, archived)
# foma
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:06, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
The Only Toothpaste With Protein and PAT-PENDING 'Scrubbing Action'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 18:16, archived)
# Squeezes from the top
The monster.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:04, archived)
# this is why i could never live with "him"
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:10, archived)
# Horrible tube abuse
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Available in Sodomy Strawberry, Gomorrahmint and Original Sin flavours
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 21:58, archived)
# My gods got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 22:54, archived)
# When you're omniscient you don't need one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:30, archived)
# Woot !
The devils teefpaste.

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:03, archived)
# There is no toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 6:54, archived)
# Your signature...
does it REALLY say A "ballbag" Peters?
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:40, archived)
# I prefer 'particulars' or 'bits'
But yes
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 10:51, archived)
# Another day, another press conference...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:31, archived)
# cute reaper
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:35, archived)
# I must say that you have created an excellent Mr Men character of that guy.
(Sherbs, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Meesa think we should split, Annie!
Annie!
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:43, archived)
# Apealing
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:17, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:17, archived)
# Worst Godzilla Ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 2:47, archived)
# Nope...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 12:25, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:01, archived)
# 1998...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "Every theory relating to such a connection has proven to be false. However..."
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:09, archived)
# steeleye span, etc
(97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:22, archived)
# That's my Holmes
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 14 Apr 2020, 14:34, archived)
# AS IN 'WHEREVER I LAY MY [unstated: TINFOIL] HAT, THAT'S MY HOLMES'
IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:05, archived)
# -> qotw
oh, wait
(97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:11, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 17:44, archived)
# GOOD JOKE YOU SHOULD POST IT ON A COMEDY WEBSITE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:49, archived)
# THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, LET ME KNOW IF YOU KNOW OF ONE
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:54, archived)
# said the actress to the bishop
more tea, vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Done a Zippy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 12:47, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(97800, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:06, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:08, archived)
# Is the zipper a bit 'chafey'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:57, archived)
# Bravo!
I'm thinking this would make a good lockdown sex-doll
Also "lockdown sex-doll" is a good band name if anyone is thinking of starting one
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:08, archived)
# And
you done a lovely. Lovely.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:46, archived)
# B-b-b-b-b-bahrilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 18:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Nicely done
It would've been easy to bungle it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:51, archived)
# That's amazing!
And frightening
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:18, archived)
# excellent!
(pikey, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 23:02, archived)
# Looks very comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:03, archived)
#
Fantastic!
(JauntyArt, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Awesome =)
(Sherbs, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:53, archived)
# love it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucksocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 10:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 10:55, archived)
# sadly not for the main guy
www.theguardian.com/film/2020/apr/10/human-centipede-star-dieter-laser-dies-aged-78
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 11:45, archived)
# Again, we get our new from B3ta!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 12:11, archived)
# Gooodbyeee Mandrid.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Monsieur Cuillère - Mr Spoon's French cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 23:36, archived)
# Baby you make me wish
I had three hands
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 8:07, archived)
# Live from Eroticon Six
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 8:46, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2020, 16:41, archived)
# Amazing =)
(Sherbs, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:55, archived)
# My stereo's got a wonderful pair of beards
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 21:49, archived)
# They all look like my ex-wife
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 0:13, archived)
# Boxy and hirsute?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 4:56, archived)
# ...and the 3rd one whose name escapes me at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 13:43, archived)
# Bose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 19:50, archived)
# doo doo doo da da doo doo
bose! how low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:26, archived)
# Dude, singing to Pedro's ex-wife right here on the page, this is awkward
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:34, archived)
# you've still got 50/50 or phone a friend if you're struggling
ask the audience as a last resort
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 20:40, archived)

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