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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:10, archived)
# due to a terrible miscalculation of scale
the Millennium Falcon was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 8:17, archived)
# A long time ago,
in a labrador far, far away...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 9:36, archived)
# Damned Imperial measurements.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:19, archived)
# vg
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Thank you established member...your replies are most welcome.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:17, archived)
# They're getting their masks mixed up
Now they're all going to die :(
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:33, archived)
# If they're struck down, they shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Many Bothans died to bring us this herd immunity.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Take that mask off...

...put it back on!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:20, archived)
# Hooray!!!!!!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:45, archived)
# Alright Boris :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Calm down.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:11, archived)
# It’s a joyous thing
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 5:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Happy Candle Day Boris!!!!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:18, archived)
# Only 10?
You little punk!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:44, archived)
# Candles!
Nice to see you nice
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:13, archived)
# Waxy Love Tidings©!!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Who is this guy?
Somebody please tell me!!!
(, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:53, archived)
# Very well done.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Ta brb
:)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 23:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:41, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:55, archived)
# LIFT!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 12:41, archived)
# \0/
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:11, archived)
#

(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:24, archived)
# oh wow
that has to be the fastest fat little dog
thank you
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:56, archived)
# Ha Ha....Pedro'z Fat!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 20:31, archived)
# heh heh heh.
I HAET U
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 0:22, archived)
# You spelled LOVE wrong.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
# A wise man once said, wait, I think it went something like
Always hate the one you love
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Just bouncing along on his little sausage belly like a space hopper
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 0:22, archived)
# It wasn't trump
Does b3ta need rebooting?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:21, archived)
#

Click for bigger (268 kb)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hardy Warhol - Man of Many Masks
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:29, archived)
# ilt
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:38, archived)
# This is brilliant
Put this on redbubble and sell lots of T-shirt’s and such
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Thanks, maybe I should look into that.
Would this not infringe on all kinds of copyrights and so on though?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] For old fans of Big Train...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:19, archived)
# I didn’t read the title initially but I did recognize the streaker :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# yeah well even i can recognise my own uncle
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ¡6Ɩ9 ¡ɐʞɐʎooq ɐʞɐʎooq
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] mAKING ME DO A MASK RELATED PICTURE
TO ENTER THE IMAGE CHALENGE IS literaly AN INFRINGMENT OF MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!

yOUR ALL NAZIS!!!!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 12:04, archived)
# Politics on beater main board
Images of face masks
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:43, archived)
# I got an aggressive glare from an angry-looking non-masked man-giant a few weeks back as we passed each other on a hiking path.
He didn’t look as if he was thinking about politics, he looked as if he was thinking about snapping my scrawny little neck like a pencil. Quite upset me, it did.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:44, archived)
# Should have shot him, just to be safe.
That's how things work over there, isn't it?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:25, archived)
# The merkins are doing this whole "anti mask fuckwit" thing so much better than us.
Over here it's just "huh, I don't see why I should, something something wake up 5g bill gates carbon monoxide".

There it's more like a national bellow of "FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!1" accompanied by the sound of ten million AR safeties being clicked off.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:35, archived)
# My friend, that IS the sound of Freedom.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Nothing says "democratic capitalist utopia" like being paid to look the other way while school children die.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah I'm lost for a second here, are we talking not doing anything different when kids are shot at school, or are we talking about not doing anything different when there's a pandemic but we need children to go back to school anyway?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:07, archived)
# I was kind of going for "the NRA chucking money at politicians"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:46, archived)
# I mean, I know that home schooling is working out well for some people, but I'd hope that most parents would draw the line at suddenly gunning down their own offspring for some perceived wrong
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:58, archived)
# Maybe every homeschool should have an armed homeschoolguard just in case
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:35, archived)
# Rebel Scum
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 16:57, archived)
# Do you fear disorder, atomic? Do you itch to persecute those who step out of line?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:52, archived)
# What is 'fear'?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)
# An anagram of rafe
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:08, archived)
# that's just silly
oh damn it actually is
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:48, archived)
# What are you wearing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:52, archived)
# The darkest of fabrics.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)
# Alright Anish Kapoor
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Not saying you need to lose weight, but even light is unable to escape your vicinity now.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Like these you mean?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:12, archived)
# ChA!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:11, archived)
# What kind of fish are they? I want to join in your protest.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:02, archived)
# Plz tell me fish
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:09, archived)
# You can't handle the fish.
I did make the effort to use the underside of it which makes it less obvious (????), as they clearly need to be looking out to sea.

Anyway. Cricket. Yay.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:22, archived)
# I think you’re probably mocking me but I’m too stupid to know for sure.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# They're plaice.
Knowing they are plaice doesn't help me understand the picture at all, but it might help you.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# Do you think they know their plaice?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:20, archived)
# I know my humans so sure, why not?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:00, archived)
# So they acknowledge their position in society?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:17, archived)
# I must admit I'm no expert in social ichthyology
but with a few basic assumptions I'd guess they do, yes.

I assume they are social animals, so I assume there exists a social hierarchy of sorts, and since they are a successful species they must know how to operate and cooperate within that social context.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Are you doing anything tonight?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:50, archived)
# Not much.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:57, archived)
# I'll go wax my upper lip
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:00, archived)
# whatever happened to cheating by checking the image info?
tbf, Gormley is looking young there.
And clothed too. Which is nice.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:45, archived)
# I thought it was Penn Jillette.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:32, archived)
# Nazis? No. We're communists.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# It would appear that
I've rather misjudged the room
on a number of levels.

I can only apologise.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)
# No apology necessary, just join us.
We're ALWAYS looking for new members.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 21:59, archived)
# I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:14, archived)
# As long as we all get equal slices of cake, I don't care what we are
(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 2:56, archived)
# you can have your cake but you can't eat it
or as the great mullet said:
"You can feel the punishment, but you can't commit the sin"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
# I'll Take That:
If it means i get to put selfish Human-Right'tards like you against a wall to be shoot. Then fock it you can call me whatever you want..!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:37, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:46, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Winner!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:48, archived)
# contest's over folks
shut her down
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 16:40, archived)
# I liek dis
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 16:52, archived)
# XD
Actual LOL
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Vincent Van-Cough
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:16, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:23, archived)
# Obviously bindun
This meme went viral about 8 weeks ago and has been available on t-shirts since.

But still very, very funny!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# ^ this ^
It's nicely done, and I'm happy to believe the OP had the idea on their own, but it's been all over the internet for months. I'm just surprised that so many good people of /board seem not to have seen it already.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 19:38, archived)
# It's new to me, if that counts for anything
also took me far too long to figure it out
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 20:43, archived)
# me too, if that also counts for anything
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:39, archived)
# ear! put that blimmin mask on!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] They never pressed charges...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 10:36, archived)
# Tsk tsk tsk
:D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:04, archived)
# . . . but they were steamed nonetheless.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pasta la Bisto, gravy.
This image has returned to last week's challenge to prevent the future.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] From Leonardo's quick-change pouch...
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:02, archived)
# Nice idea
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:06, archived)
# :-)
I was expecting a spang pan
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:12, archived)
#

(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 22:05, archived)
# Thanks
I feel validated now :)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 22:07, archived)
# Roll up plastic turtle eyemask
Peeling off a disguise
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:48, archived)
# Omg
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)
# sodium
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:27, archived)
# I worked pretty much all day today, it’s been really productive. Are you working from home now?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 6:06, archived)
# My daily work routine has only changed as having less work. :/
Unfortunately, I have to visit customer sites. Luckily these are business office locations with sensible folks -- not retail or high-traffic locations
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:26, archived)
# Good to hear the sites are relatively safe. People are starting to get too relaxed and sloppy here.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:55, archived)
# What are you wearing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 6:16, archived)
# this is a public place
can anyone respond?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:12, archived)
# It depends what they're wearing
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 12:00, archived)
# purplish/grey y-fronts and a blue t-shirt
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:27, archived)
# This may be why they’re so insistent on strict social distancing when you’re onsite.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 17:56, archived)
# Oh goodness no. I make sure my undies are Colo(u)r-coordinated when on-site
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)
# I mean what if I get run over by a mail cart?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 18:28, archived)
# !!!!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 5:42, archived)
# Relevant XKCD
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Area masked but not N95 (single layer)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 19:29, archived)
# Only an
...Alpha could wear these, LOL
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 20:01, archived)
# Available from
The 'Shopping Channel
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 20:13, archived)
# What do you mean Pedro?
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Sorry,
am I not being transparent?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 1:01, archived)
# IT’S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 1:59, archived)
#

(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 6:38, archived)
# :D
Love that 3rd frame, HAHA
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 13:20, archived)
# Yes!
The Eastenders Boys
(, Mon 20 Jul 2020, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Arnold Schwarzenegger and Oliver Hardy in "Commando" (1928)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 19:08, archived)
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(, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 18:39, archived)

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