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[challenge entry] Partial credit for Merc
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:32, archived)
# ...RUISER?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:38, archived)
# ....ILESS?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:42, archived)
# ...ENARY?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 15:01, archived)
# ....URIAL?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 15:16, archived)
# ....APTOPURINE?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 19:47, archived)
# oof!
With all its side effects!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 20:20, archived)
#
I've got most of them, except the decreased appetite.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2020, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:13, archived)
# Wow! verrnice-a
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Good work here
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2020, 9:51, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2020, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I painted this a while back
Couldn't get Flanbase out of my head the whole time.

Click for bigger (1883 kb)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 10:42, archived)
# May I be sol bold as to say..
and a touch of the Lionel Ritchies too

?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 13:06, archived)
# He needs to eat more fibre, straining like that
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:12, archived)
# FFS man :P
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:44, archived)
# hah!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:50, archived)
# hello new person, have you read our FAQ?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:14, archived)
# Have you learned to read?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:33, archived)
# no. nor write. i just hit the keys at random and hope my flolloping sausage fingers somehow insult people
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 2:29, archived)
# Note to self:
*dude flollops sausage*
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:37, archived)
# Too soon...
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:31, archived)
#
(too late now) :p
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:27, archived)
# oh god
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 9:31, archived)
#
yeah, I know
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:28, archived)
# *Applauds*
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 13:58, archived)
# *smiles and curtsies*
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:51, archived)
# Is their follow-up LP, post mortimer?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:45, archived)
# IDGI
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:50, archived)
# Don’t say that Pedro, Bob Mortimer is funny and I love him.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:58, archived)
# Well then, why don't you marry him?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:04, archived)
# hello atomic you clock of cock
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:15, archived)
# Hello Hitler!
I mean, Heil Hitler! \o
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:19, archived)
# i really fancy you x x x
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:33, archived)
# I am very handsome.
I can't deny that. ;)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:35, archived)
# Yes you’re not a gollum-faced gargoyle at all
You know what, I’m going to stop being mean to you and everyone else. Sorry atomic, I’m a terrible forum member.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:43, archived)
# You really are.
You should aspire to be more like me.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 5:01, archived)
# Is that the lady from Lauren Order?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:27, archived)
# Lenny Dee (looks very yummy here)^*
*XD That's a joke!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:31, archived)
# Just don't do a tineye reverse image search on this. I cropped out naughty shecocks
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:34, archived)
# ...i...don't............
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:37, archived)
# These feelings you’re having are a natural part of growing up
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:44, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:49, archived)
# That, however, is not.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:52, archived)
# Fleshbulbs and ambiguous flaps are where it's at, Daddio
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:53, archived)
# I’m seeing Ambiguous Flaps, at a popular music festival.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 4:25, archived)
# Have you guys got me on ignore? Is there an appeal process?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 4:28, archived)
# I put PG-15 on ignore....
...can't stand the lameness. My b3ta is back! :D
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 5:09, archived)
# LA LA LA I CANNOT HEAR YOU
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 13:41, archived)
# Nasty!
I can smell the holes.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 5:02, archived)
# They taste like vinegar
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:36, archived)
# Also...this...
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:34, archived)
# He's cooler than Aldo Nova!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:34, archived)
# Freebase invented the light saber. True Facts.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:37, archived)
# But can he cut open a steel door with an electric guitar?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:37, archived)
# Dude! He played with Lemmy. What do you think?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Epic tune too!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:51, archived)
# He could crush you right now.......

(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 2:17, archived)
# The Mexican One Eye
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 5:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 14:14, archived)
# Support bands on CAN’s early early tours were known as ‘CAN openers’
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 3:47, archived)
# I just caught the big ending....you know...the Can Finale.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 5:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:53, archived)
# \../, SHORES IN FLAMES ,\../
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Oh my god....
(, Wed 9 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] If it's his birthday, he can have as many cakes as he likes
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:11, archived)
# :) Yes
(but not before you butcher and bury them in cement)
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:15, archived)
# quite right
Mary was treated terribly
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:11, archived)
# hahah!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:34, archived)
# my photoshoping skilzz are a sight to behold.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:46, archived)
# You can’t just waltz back in here as if nothing has happened, where the hell have you been?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:26, archived)
# Lurking
Its what all the big boys do now.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:28, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:59, archived)
# oi you're supposed to be talking to me
I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:04, archived)
# But fear not
I have returned. Mostly as I will have 16 candles soon
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry]


One of these days I'll get in early on a compo.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:52, archived)
# haha, I like it
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ideal for Killer Clean(ing)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:08, archived)
# Well I like it
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Darth Bohemian. Only you could be so boulder.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:50, archived)
# Anakin, you stoned again?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:04, archived)
# Now THIS is freebasing.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:17, archived)
# you bet yer asteroid
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Grand Moff Tokin'
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:56, archived)
# Grand Meth Tarkin
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] wasn't he good at balancing


(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:10, archived)
# Heheh
On the original advert, I like how desparate the copywriter gets to come up with positive things.

The fact it includes BCCing as a fun office thing sounds like one of Rob's bots had written it.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
Also I had no idea BCCing and CCing could not be done remotely from home...
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:29, archived)
# I've got this
Choose life. Choose an Amstrad CPC 464. Choose a Flock Of Seagulls LP. Choose a fucking big ZX81. Choose a beef cobbler. Choose a guinea pig. Choose pigeons. Choose Fingerbobs. Choose Gripper from Grange Hill. Choose a game pie. I chose not to choose life. I chose Bisto gravy.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:39, archived)
# Woo
Thanks Yoko!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:52, archived)
# If this doesn't appear on the Yoko Ono Bot I'll eat my hat
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:12, archived)
# I had to have the Yoko bot account on the screen to write it
so I could remember what kind of words were in the dictionary

Maybe I'll template it
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:13, archived)
# so the Amstrad
green screen or colour?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Colour, obviously
The green screen looked like shit. I felt sorry for my my friend who had one, peering at the blocky pixels of Mr Freeze in 4 shades of green
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Yep.
Fuck ever going in to the office again. Turn city centres into different spaces. Make a little less. Live a little longer. Growth is not everything. Try something different.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:24, archived)
# make a little love
get down tonight
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Peter Gibbons' construction work fantasy, at Infest
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:39, archived)
# Fuckin' A
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Every job has shit things about it
if you go the white collar route you know what to expect
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hell yeah!

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:25, archived)
# Come with me if you want to break free
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:36, archived)
# yup.
Click for bigger (679 kb)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Click for bigger - it's fucking massive already!
:P

hamtoucher!

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:53, archived)
# oof
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:56, archived)
# Yep!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 22:08, archived)
# yeah but you can't slip your didgeri digit down the back of the new girl's trousers
working from home can you? you'd have to do it to the wife. or the dog wearing the wife's underwear. and it isn't the same. dog's don't scream.

i'd trade it all for the lustful cry of FINGER RAPE!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:19, archived)
# :D great stuff.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Printer ink
I knew there was a reason I never wanted to see other human beings again.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Mrs Turd keeps saying this.


I don't correct her.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:44, archived)
# It's all gone bocci?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:31, archived)
# load of old boules innit
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:39, archived)
# Bunch of wimps
Rollerball (1975)!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 13:37, archived)
# Wrong Wrong wrong
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 15:02, archived)
# It's all gone petanque?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Yarp
She misheard someone at work and she doesn't know who Pete Tong is.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 3:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:22, archived)
# Blimey, mate. Thas a bit good!!
ACE band too.
Hitler's awful, however.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Hitler is cool.
A man of great style!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:17, archived)
# The Germans did, admittedly, have snazzier uniforms.*
In a way it's surprising that Hugo Boss are still trading under that name.
*Despite being the baddies.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 5:20, archived)
# Not the only echo from the past.
Audi : Vorsprung Durch Technik,
Krupps labour camps : Vernichtung Durch Arbeid.

Cultural resonance you can't ignore.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:09, archived)
# Did he died?
Youthanasia was my first and still fave
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:36, archived)
# This has nothing to do with Chinese kids.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:17, archived)
# MAN'S RUIN
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 0:35, archived)
# YO
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:09, archived)
#
+ur picture is awesome atomic!
...
Oh Thanx! o/ SAY IT SAY IT !!!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:20, archived)
# OH MY
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:31, archived)
# it's the eternal conflict
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 3:35, archived)
# yes it's very nice
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 5:05, archived)
# Tumescent right now.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 23:46, archived)
# YO YO
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:13, archived)
# MARIA
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:18, archived)
# \m/
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:45, archived)
# YO
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:57, archived)
# YO YO
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:21, archived)
# YO YO MOFO
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:36, archived)
# e1bowzindahowz
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:46, archived)
# Its good to see you all
I hope you are all healthy, wealthy and wise
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 3:12, archived)
# Greenheart
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:46, archived)
# It's a cosmic pyramid, Pedro....OBV.
Pedro....OBV.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:57, archived)
# He looks like a happy little chappy
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:12, archived)
# Also, I don't see Alan Parsons anywhere in that
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:13, archived)
# See that light on the mountain on the left? That's where he lives.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:21, archived)
# He's stealing the rainbow!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:27, archived)
# He'll be reading minds next
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:43, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:49, archived)
# Not this time!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:45, archived)
# Alan!!
Put that back... NOW!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:48, archived)
#
Are you ready kids?
..."Aye Aye Captain"
I can't hear you!
..."AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Oohh...
Who lives in a pyramid under the sea?
..."ALAN PARSONS"!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 3:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 5:07, archived)
# Is it in the projects?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 5:05, archived)
# Fucking hell, I’m wasted here
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 0:52, archived)
# IGI
(, Fri 4 Sep 2020, 1:22, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:58, archived)
# You're my vest friend
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:00, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:06, archived)
# I thought that was the joke but filename says no
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:09, archived)
# chortle
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 0:17, archived)
# Matrix. Remember when you said you would kill me last?
Well I wrote a song about it.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:12, archived)
# I hope you won’t mind me saying, 0.3 Gaussian blur
would soften Freddie face a bit. Though not in real life obviously, for he is dead.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:18, archived)
# needs more lens flare too i reckon
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Present your evidence
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:24, archived)
# arnie needs that colgate smile effect to cement his alpha toother credentials and really put freddie in his place
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:29, archived)
# I think you'll find *this* will stand up in court
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:25, archived)
# sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:48, archived)
# That’s his dinkle
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:49, archived)
# The worms have done it for him...
A little too much...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:26, archived)
# AIDS will thin him up some also.
Jusssayin
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:24, archived)
# No, for he is dead.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:49, archived)
# He died of AIDS. LOL.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:22, archived)
# This is simply fabulous
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Get to dah gaga!
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:47, archived)
# "Let off some Queen!"
Lovely
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:03, archived)
# audible chuckle here :)
clx
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:16, archived)
# ++ha!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
Hahaha
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:38, archived)
#
Lol
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:42, archived)
# :oD
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
# not to put a dampener on things
he's dressed as a fly agaric, not as a champignon
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:18, archived)
# I thought champignon was French for mushroom. And I thought fly agaric was a mushroom, despite often being referred to as a toadstool.
And anyway I through a toadstool was just a mushroom with a bad reputation and not many friends.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:23, archived)
# you're right
all that counts is that he was a fun guy
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:46, archived)
# toap on a rope
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:14, archived)
# I'll do ya one better!
TOAP on a SOAP on a ROPE

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:14, archived)
# Never one to be outdone
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:44, archived)
#


... on a slope
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:52, archived)
# I suppose it could also be getting bomarded with isotopes
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:47, archived)

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