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# I love my new blank slip mat
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Get yours while stocks last.
(AdrianJ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 1:10, archived)
# This all seems to be in order :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:51, archived)
# The words Nestlé things are naughty
I was ordering a personalised Quality Street tin, and I ran foul of the censors. (C U N T, if you're curious.)

It turns out Nestlé hardcoded the forbidden list into the page. If you want insight into what Nestlé things is forbidden for your chocolate tin, it's quite eye opening!

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(LokiMD, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 0:15, archived)
# So "flange" makes the list but not "moist", "hamtoucher" or "Brexit"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:18, archived)
# bellend bellend
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:41, archived)
# All the scandal and the vice
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:44, archived)
# I love it!
(IBYD YDOB)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:02, archived)
# And yet be11end would go through
and bummer
and hitler

there seems to be little logic behind this list
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Gay and homosexual are banned but not lesbian
okay this is starting to sound like Nestlé descrimination
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:17, archived)
# At least my uncle Cumface McPaedo won't be disappointed
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 4:08, archived)
# fvkupz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:54, archived)
#
That would have been one meeting worth sitting in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:20, archived)
# I guess the list was sourced by devs from elsewhere on "the internet"
going by its american flavour, duplicate and omitted entries, and general shitness
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:26, archived)
# This really should be put on the beter twitter feed
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:27, archived)
# "personalised Quality Street tin" is an actual thing?
I'm confused
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 9:50, archived)
# So Cunt isn't allowed but CuntShite is? I mean come on guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:08, archived)
# ikr, kind of pointless listing this stuff out when there's still so many ways round it, all it will do is put off lazy people with a 5 minute attention span
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:13, archived)
# Poo : Banned
Dogpoo : allowed

Shit : Banned
Catshit, dogshit : allowed

They're looking at exact matches and not the keywords inside the string, very lazy of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:41, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the scunthorpians?
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)
# Why?
They're all wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:05, archived)
# I like the ones
after the A-Z list, starting at poo. These will be the ones that they've had to add manually after going live, and which got past the generic database.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:11, archived)
# 80081E5 Street
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)
# This is brilliantly funny
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 🎱
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 21:54, archived)
# Ha!
Why would you accept a single point of data?
Peer research is required for a properly informed and rational explanation!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:42, archived)
# So the ball must be shaken a statistically significant number of times by multiple researchers to the same criteria
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:58, archived)
# And then you got thrown out of the brothel, ahh.
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Terrible discrimination against scientists, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 10:38, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:48, archived)
# I like this
And would like to order one
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:54, archived)
# Would buy for friends
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 1:30, archived)
# ❤
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:51, archived)
# finally!
i thought this compo would never end
(ozof, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 7:33, archived)
# hahah!
Would buy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Have you been chained to a radiator and abused? Call our toll-free number now to speak to a damage limitation lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 14:51, archived)
# [painting contest]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Boris prepares to "go the extra mile"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 13:04, archived)
# boing
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 14:52, archived)
# It's the pleats
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 13 Dec 2020, 17:29, archived)
# significant bunching
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:01, archived)
# Give him an inch...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pointless
(mintchocchip, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:24, archived)
# Haha - brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 13:30, archived)
# Seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno
(mintchocchip, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:55, archived)
# Like some early B3ta Flash quiz game...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 3:17, archived)
# are they still around?
i was looking for britney's cat thing
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 8:19, archived)
# It was Lionel Blair's 92nd birthday yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:45, archived)
#
Yep (&C.).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:34, archived)
# :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone had to

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(mintchocchip, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# GSM
(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)
# Where the bats and the loafallo play...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:49, archived)
# Bread Bull
(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Texas Toast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:00, archived)
# Mornington pheasant.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:03, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:56, archived)
# If you eat bats, you will get worms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:01, archived)
# This is not the Microwave content I subscribed to.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah...much better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:06, archived)
#
JM oya black beans
(dribble, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:34, archived)
# GOBB?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Ivanka, in the gobb
(dribble, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:50, archived)
# so hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 15:46, archived)
# oh dude, i was kidding ...but you know that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 16:27, archived)
# If you eat bads, you will get warms
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:34, archived)
#
whatd i do wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:10, archived)
# Nothing....just ignore us.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:34, archived)
# I often do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 16:45, archived)
# Except for the 8 replies you've given me in less than 24 hours.
(9 and 10 pending)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 18:39, archived)
#
(Vladimir Gluten, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 19:59, archived)
# Baby yoda's riker beard
(dribble, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:13, archived)
# whoa there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:06, archived)
# Covid, you mean
(dribble, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:34, archived)
# Opps, oh yeah.
If you eat covid, you get worms. Silly me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Things can only get better with
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:55, archived)
# ...a yak ak ak ak yak
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Yak yak yak yak yak
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 18:09, archived)
# unwanted side boob
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:20, archived)
# unwanted chocolate
possibly

least-favourite-celebrations
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:32, archived)
# People who don't like bounties
are probably fussy eaters who think poppadoms are unfathomably exotic or something. Who tried olives once and Never. Again.
(horrid, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:02, archived)
# I'm not keen on Bounty bars or poppadoms and I fucking love olives.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:06, archived)
# We demand further insight
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Okay. I don't like cake. It's vulgar and wasteful and makes my tastebuds crawl.
Icing, to me, is like too much sugar mixed with tramp shit.

Cake fluff's texture reminds me of stomach lining mixed with hair. I don't even know what to call the fluff of a cake. It's a bit like bread, but horrible and overwhelmingly sweet.

The gunk sometimes found in the middle of a cake is, to me, like too much sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal.

The allegedly edible toys, glitters and arts and crafts guff found on top of 'fancy' cupcakes, birthday cakes, wedding cakes, etc, should only impress the least intelligent children under 5 years old. Adults who get excited over hundreds & thousands on a sugary bun should be rounded up and mercilessly killed, their fats rendered for soap and their assets donated to charities fighting habitat loss and climate change.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Wow, someone else who doesn't eat cake, thick icing is horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:37, archived)
# The gunk sometimes found in the middle of a cake is, to me, like too much sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal, is that what you're saying?
So, ideally, you'd like less sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal, is that what you're saying?
Because honestly, that sounds reasonable to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:10, archived)
# :-) nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:38, archived)
#
Lovely
(JauntyArt, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:16, archived)
# epic sideboob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Squeel!!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 18:03, archived)
# I'm not sure what goods or services Mr. Banjo is advertising here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)
# Oh, nice work.
(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
# Cheers! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:20, archived)
# One slice or three?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:19, archived)
# Touché
Ham touché
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:35, archived)
# He looks very pleased with his ham. To be fair, it is a very nice ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:41, archived)
# Eat My Ham!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:50, archived)
# Be Somebody
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)
#
go on, smell it
(razzle, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 19:07, archived)
# Look genuine xxx
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:39, archived)
# Iron Worthy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:21, archived)
# H4PPY XM45
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 20:09, archived)
# Nice Maiden Font
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Needs moar tits
& batman
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:02, archived)
# It's a fucking Masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:22, archived)
# Someone stole his ride and they're getting away!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:43, archived)
# It looks like a turkey is piloting the sleigh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:53, archived)
# You're not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:58, archived)
# Gobble Gobble Mother Fucker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:58, archived)
# ...one day...Pedro....one day....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 0:12, archived)
# ...It's a long story...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:55, archived)
# That's not very priti !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:46, archived)
# ...ahh......no.......no...it's not...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 23:55, archived)
# Well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] SSSS :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)
# And now Charles Craig, damn you Covid
(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 17:16, archived)
#
Dead Dwarf
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:16, archived)
# FFS thought he was dead from your comment!
I always get my news from B3ta Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:39, archived)
# He's been dead 23 years m8
(dribble, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)
# He was surprisingly animated last time I saw him
And by that I mean he was off his, and everyone else's, tits.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 19:27, archived)
# It's cold inside
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 17:46, archived)
# It most certainly is sir
*shivers*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:18, archived)

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