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[challenge entry] "Yes Sigourney, this is THAT door from the video"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:59, archived)
# Lol
Also when Jabba trys to lick Leia in jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:36, archived)
#
lol - I was also in a video meeting when I laughed
(razzle, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:20, archived)
# I loled
or is it "lolled"?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:52, archived)
# lolled into a false sense of sigournety
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:34, archived)
# I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:35, archived)
# ...FOR NOT POSTING THIS SOONER!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:36, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:38, archived)
# 0_0 whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:43, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:47, archived)
#
I wonder if she has a green lanyard on??

b3ta.com/board/11347545
(razzle, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 22:30, archived)
# Scarier than the alien
dude
(Sherbs, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well ...
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:46, archived)
# An exact representation
If we ignore it, it might go away?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:58, archived)
# Worst Uber ever 1/5 stars
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:40, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)
# Depressingly accurate
Next up climate change. Actions required by our politicians too complex and potentially unpopular for them to grasp. So come out with vague targets, bland promises without any planning as to how they will be achieved, kick the can down the road for a while after then just tell everyone they will just have to learn to live
with it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:43, archived)
# Pretty much this,
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:29, archived)
# they'll make some efforts to protect certain things/places/people
far too little too late, but a lot of money will be spent, probably on the wrong things (their mates' 'green' companies), and at the end they will claim victory while telling poor people they'll just have to learn to live with being under water.
(horrid, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 0:54, archived)
# The Angles are a proud part of our heritage, Mr Speaker, the 'and gills' that the NHS are working on will bear that heritage as well allowing us to discard our scuba gear and embrace the new normal
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 10:35, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:51, archived)
# Excellent
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 21:52, archived)
# "OOh, I'm the king of this shithole . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:07, archived)
# hahah!
All he desires, is man's red fire or possibly that blonde in the back over there second right with the nice bum
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:21, archived)
# You can't just post a photo you found online!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 13:52, archived)
# Tory swingers.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:37, archived)
# If politicians learn they can do this to not answer a question we're doomed!


I genuinely see people TV not knowing what to say and they just say this and they get away with it. The marketing example is also very real...

(LokiMD, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)
# It came home, opened the fridge, found nothing it wanted and then sat and watched the telly for six straight hours
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:43, archived)
# Brexit's coming home
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:50, archived)
# It came home but hadn't bought what I told it to get from the supermarket so I sent it out again
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:11, archived)
# Who's on first?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:28, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:55, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 15:42, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:35, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:52, archived)
#
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It never ends
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:06, archived)
# He loves hostile atmospheres
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
# I thought that happen on September the 13th, 1999...
(alloydog, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 16:30, archived)
# I’d pay his fare if I thought he’d actually go.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:46, archived)
# That's rather poignant for some reason
(gijoel, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Matt Hancock's new office lanyards for use from July 19th



 
In response to twitter.com/mattcjones/status/1412691672597680130
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 10:01, archived)
# Strictly Professional Only
Means he's paid for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 10:03, archived)
# Strange that the f/f/f tray is labelled "Barbarossa"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 10:59, archived)
# A happy coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:11, archived)
# NIGI...XD!!!
klix
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:54, archived)
# Purple for moresomes, watersports and the bonus tunnel
(rogerzilla, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 13:31, archived)
# Forbidden love on the Sacred Timeline!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Don't worry Clippy... you are next on Loki's hit list.
(mugatu., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody hell luv...

Click for bigger (121 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:35, archived)
# Claire Short's let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 21:11, archived)
# Bringing back the Bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Get Bozzer On Gaffer!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:00, archived)
# Now available from myminisexdoll
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:04, archived)
# A fine website I hear, run BY professionals FOR professionals
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:07, archived)
# I'm spent :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:38, archived)
# This I don't believe
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:55, archived)
# I lied.
NOW I am
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 18:12, archived)
# I almost pity Carrie
almost!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 16:30, archived)
# Looks a bit like Jimmy Saville
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:36, archived)
# Aye
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Now then
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 18:59, archived)
# and spaff............. and spaff............... and spaff it up the wall..................
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:43, archived)
# I find this slightly unarousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:35, archived)
# jeeesh...stop already
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:55, archived)
# When he's not in hi-viz and a hard hat...
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:49, archived)
# So true.
Also how he likes to dress up at home when getting bent over by Carrie.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)
# HAHA, excellent!
And he keeps the suit on under each costume!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:52, archived)
# This wins
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Gareth Suitgate


He always looks to me like he's about to measure someone up for a nice three-piece. I like to imagine him stealthily going about his business, leaping out and surprising footballers at just the wrong moment, whipping out his tape measure for an inappropriate ball-fondle.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)
#
nice three-piece schoolgirl uniform with the sex skirt just above her knees
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:06, archived)
# Does sir run down the left flank or the right flank?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:36, archived)
# Too jazzy?
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)
# more sex spam sent in to the void

(myminidoll, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:48, archived)
# Are you really mini? Do you really have the sex skirt just above the knees?
I cannot wait to show you exactly how I like to be pleased. Cannot. Wait.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:11, archived)
# How about some Brit Knee-spears?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:45, archived)
# those are NOT Britney's pears
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:15, archived)
# I have fantasies about 18 year old schools. Tell me more.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:30, archived)
# HAHA. What type of school do you want me to be?
You can be my headmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)
# Something private but comprehensive
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:13, archived)
#
You're not from Sheffield, are you...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
Great show
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 16:34, archived)
# You can be a small village primary school. And I'll be the janitor with my mop and bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 1:51, archived)
# Cleaning up the the schools and taking out the trash. The Flanitor.
With the sex skirt just above the knees
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:37, archived)
# Hey you! Get your own sex skirt just above the knee fantasy!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 6:37, archived)
# Too late
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:18, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:31, archived)
#
arff..

is this school dressed as a schoolgirl??
(razzle, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:21, archived)
# Cor! Mini sex dolls!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:50, archived)
# Front bumhole? Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:36, archived)
# Everyone south of the equator has one
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 9:22, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
But not before we all get a chance to mock you, because quite simply the replies in such situations are quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:58, archived)
# Oh no....where's the link?
I am interested in buying a sexy school.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 1:54, archived)
# sex spam deleted
(myminidoll, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)
# I LIKE SEXY SEX WITH SEXY ROBOTS SEXYTIEM
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:55, archived)
# BOILING PISS YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:12, archived)
# WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A SEX SKIRT JUST BELOW THE KNEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:35, archived)
# I'm having bolognese for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:44, archived)
# THIS DOES NOT HELP :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:00, archived)
# It does if you’re hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:55, archived)
# I meant please don't include bolognese with sex skirt fantasies.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:33, archived)
# Just below the knee
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)
# I checked and by golly, you're right!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 15:01, archived)
# Answer was in the question
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 16:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11347506
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:17, archived)
# Have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:45, archived)
# Just below the knee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:56, archived)
# As is there was any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Who are you? Who, who, who who?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:33, archived)
# Top class job!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely, Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:31, archived)
# Drum Solo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:08, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 16:31, archived)
# nice
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)
# Is it coz eye is red?
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] House of commons multipass
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)
# MULTI ASS
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:57, archived)
# The Filth Element
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "Celebs"?. In space?

Tenuous, at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:30, archived)
# Starring Soup Kitchen Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)
# And the Musical Money Trees
(Cerberus64, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking forward to 19th July.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:04, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:16, archived)
# HAHA, "Back of the net!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:34, archived)
# Don't worry, Boris is in goal and everything will be oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
# He's not a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah well
This is sad but true
(Sherbs, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 3:28, archived)
#
It came home, found Boris there shagging it's mum and then fucked off again.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 6:43, archived)
# Face, Space, Ace
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)
# \0/
I'd have gone with a can of Nitro9, too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:22, archived)

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