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(Splourge, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:34, archived)
# She’s back for the footy. (And me I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:14, archived)
# IDGI
can only think of something about hating that Miss Cath cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "Well, this motherfucking snake ain't on no motherfucking plane!"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ๐Ÿš€
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:24, archived)
# Ha!
Look on the bright side. Two out of three may become human fireworks quite shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:25, archived)
# Imagine what that would do to the stock markets
And crypto would stabilise too. It's very difficult to take cryptocurrency seriously when a single man can send a single tweet and send Whatevercoin soaring or plunging.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:55, archived)
# That will still be true even if all three of them burn up, it’s always been true of the stock market; just replace ‘tweet’ with ‘intervew’
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:00, archived)
# bum up lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:01, archived)
# alright Gerald Ratner
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# Well, he didn't go boom.
It was incredibly tacky - promo for a pop song and phrases like "Space is Virgin territory". He could have at least commissioned Tubular Bells in Space instead of pretending he likes listening to *Googles* Khalid. 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:08, archived)
# Branson had a massive falling out with Oldfield.
Branson kept pestering Oldfield to redo Tubular Bells in some way, and he kept refusing.
The last album Oldfield did for Virgin includes "Fuck off beardie" in Morse code.
Immediately that Oldfield got out of the contract, he released several new versions of Tubular Bells.

Rock and roll, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:59, archived)
# Ha
I had to fact fact check that, and am pleased it is mostly true.
(Or completely true, and Wikipedia is mostly true)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)
# Mike Oldfield, Mike Newfield, jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:02, archived)
# Ha!
That's hilarious. Music business eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:39, archived)
#
Fuck you all for earning money and making jobs!
(LokiMD, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 0:25, archived)
# Amazon jobs are great!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Traffic was good until we got stuck behind a caravan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:46, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:26, archived)
# Would removing its shell make it any faster?
...
c'mon b3ta, don't let me down
...
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)
# No, it would get rather... sluggish
Is that the punchline you wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)
# It's coming home
Idea better than execution clearly



(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:36, archived)
# 2 pinnipeds guarding a tent?
Their home is in an aquatic environment, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:49, archived)
# Flipper'n'Flaps, circus chums?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:04, archived)
# Hehe :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:50, archived)
# is it a yurt?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuckin' 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
# *Hilariously adds "I'm With" to top of man's shirt and a big arrow pointing at the ape*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:27, archived)
# Ride the NEW Devolution, only at Alton Towels.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:53, archived)
# the young portillo is enjoying himself
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)
# Clive is so excited.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Nohands in beanie YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 3:49, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL HOLIDAYS

Pack your trunks and hoof it to the beach, we're sending animals on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 8:19, archived)
# I guess there were just no fun or interesting ideas available this week.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 13:37, archived)
#
this week since b3ta was good
(Jason Voorhees ๐Ÿ”ช, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:10, archived)
# Hey come on now
it was pretty good last week. Space!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Starsk Mastrek

Hello you lot, it's been a while. :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 22:06, archived)
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No more Spockies.


i should go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 22:49, archived)
# Sleep is for the weak!
(bloody quiet round her nowadays eh?)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:05, archived)
#
They're probably doing a flan or fucklift thing. Ssshhh. Welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 1:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 4:47, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 21:24, archived)
# We're playing for England
Shit your pants
(gijoel, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:17, archived)
# Yes? Hello? Can I help you?
(Haywood Manley, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 21:03, archived)
# funny
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Celebrity' may be stretching it a bit...

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(mugatu., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:25, archived)
# isn't this a repoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:29, archived)
# Yes, yes it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:49, archived)
# I liked it a second time
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 19:24, archived)
# but what about this time?
(ozof, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:50, archived)
# Considering Ed Balls Day has been celebrated for 10 years,
he's an actual, literal, proper dictionary definition of a celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Zero Gravity Mega Breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)
# The stray bean in the 2nd frame disturbs me :)
(mugatu., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 16:49, archived)
# He was full.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:11, archived)
# Any excuse to bust out Doherty buffing her Maj
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:06, archived)
# I like your picture
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 18:16, archived)
# He knows it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:52, archived)
# That breakfast was surely Doherty's artistic peak
(rogerzilla, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 19:14, archived)
# ET go home
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)
# (: Coming over here, taking our speak and spells
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!
Very good. Theresa May's hate bus travelling the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Departure? Or an exit?
(1UP! Socially Distant, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 3:03, archived)
# That's a space suit, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)
# Must be from a correctional felicity
(1UP! Socially Distant, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:39, archived)
# I’ll have to re-watch that film now.
I could have sworn the suits were white.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 13:51, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:48, archived)
# Would that get it a PG rating again, you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 21:52, archived)
# I'd have thought Wimbledon would get a "Universal : suitable for all" rating, but what do I know
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 22:31, archived)
# SLAM!!!
FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:49, archived)
# Baron Becker
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 8:19, archived)
# c'mon Tim!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 10:28, archived)
# GORDONS ALIVE!!
etc
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 11:15, archived)
# Lolz
(Sherbs, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 22:06, archived)
# Prince Barin has scored 15. GORDON'S AT LOVE.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:07, archived)
# Gordon had to quit sport after getting bitten by a Pinscher dog
Flash got retired by a Dobie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 1:34, archived)
# On yer head Doris!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:40, archived)
# Ooof
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 17:42, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 19:29, archived)
# Doink! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 20:28, archived)
# This is fantastic
Speak rubbish and if you cannot do that hide in a Fridge
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:26, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 4:50, archived)

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