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[challenge entry] Have a late entry to the compo.
(plankton, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)
# What do you get for three underage sexual assaults in a row?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:02, archived)
# A b3ta compo!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:06, archived)
# A princely sum!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:08, archived)
#
A King's ransom
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 0:14, archived)
# FP'd on b3ta
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 22:34, archived)
# So far, that’s the worst consequence he’s suffered
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 2:29, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:25, archived)
# We're doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:32, archived)
# Boston terrier
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:33, archived)
# -ie +o
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 19:11, archived)
#
Boston terrAI
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 20:16, archived)
# I appreciate this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:16, archived)
# This is muchos muchos great
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:23, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:56, archived)
# :O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 15:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 16:28, archived)
# Nice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)
# Might post another joke. It’s as if I’ve learned nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)
# Jokes are never FP'd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)
# HALLUCINATE!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:09, archived)
# LSD - Liquified Salvador Dalek
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)
# Picture yourself on a boat on a river lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:34, archived)
# Terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:32, archived)
# Disturbingly floppy.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:48, archived)
# It represents his erectile dysfunction.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:55, archived)
# Did you use that deepfacedrawing thing?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 13:53, archived)
# I don’t suffer from erectile dysfunction, if that’s what you’re insinuating.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 18:11, archived)
# Yes, sort of: DDG. It’s shopped too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 18:13, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:36, archived)
# Did you create it using GIMP?
(rogerzilla, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 15:15, archived)
# I use PIMP, it’s expensive but you can hire it by the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 18:12, archived)
# FP-Gratz!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 0:59, archived)
# Boom
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 9:22, archived)
# Hah! :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 29 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)
# Bomber Man Kabul Airport Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 12:29, archived)
# Interactive gaming
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 15:40, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 16:30, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 17:31, archived)
# They killed Kenny!
You Bastards! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 18:27, archived)
# Nice work!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:43, archived)
# The Railway Children Strike Back!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 23:36, archived)
# You must be very proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 0:00, archived)
# Face swaps are finished. The future is trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
# I can feel it!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)
# Buckle up buddy, it's gonna be a wild ride!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 2:05, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 3:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 3:42, archived)
# Me and Mr. Jones, we got a thing, going on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)
# XDTHANX FREEBASE!!!XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 3:06, archived)
# How does she do situps?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 0:22, archived)
# Very carefully
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
#
Brilliant!
(JauntyArt, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Product Mash

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:12, archived)
# would buy chocolate aspirins
(rogerzilla, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:16, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 23:08, archived)
# Top mashing
Scouring toilet tissue is definitely a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 23:55, archived)
# Izal...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 2:00, archived)
# …have to go to hospital after using it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:10, archived)
# I wonder who doesn't get this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:15, archived)
# It’s the Darth Vader one I don’t understand. That person doesn’t respond to me though, even though I am VERY NICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:57, archived)
# ...yeah...I mean....Cha!....so OBV....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:08, archived)
# MODS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:46, archived)
# Salman Cushty
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 16:21, archived)
# Professor Heinz Wolff
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:27, archived)
# it really is, isn't it?
he was bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 22:36, archived)
# Looks like America's "BTK" killer
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:07, archived)
# Saturday.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 16:20, archived)
# Hehe!
Vader opens a tin and sits back in his arm chair. The emperor makes another rollie
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:28, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 19:51, archived)
# Admiral Piett tried to get him into Asteroids but he wasn't concerned...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 10:44, archived)
# Sir, the possibility of successfully beating the high score is approximately 3,720 to 1
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:29, archived)
# Jokes are ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 12:38, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 12:47, archived)
# IRL LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 12:47, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 13:28, archived)
# Proper cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 14:03, archived)
# If he finds a bomb, he'd better call in the Counter Terrorism squad
If he finds a wand he can use counter magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:26, archived)
# If you keep making these puns it will be counterproductive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:45, archived)
# ^counterpunching
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:45, archived)
# Then maybe he should watch some bland daytime TV, maybe Escape to the Countery
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:50, archived)
# Whatever that is, they don’t have it in my countery
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:05, archived)
# Now do clothes in counters of the third kind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:46, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:17, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 17:42, archived)
# I might FP this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 19:50, archived)
# Ok, cool. Might fp one of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:07, archived)
# Cool......waiting.......

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:27, archived)
# A good one, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:52, archived)
# :O
Gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:07, archived)
# Might post another joke. Pushing for a ban.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:53, archived)
# 'another'...?
So confused right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:10, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:46, archived)
# jokes?
but I thought this was b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 22:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 12:32, archived)
#

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(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 6:08, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 1:14, archived)
# waist not, want not.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 1:25, archived)
# Fucking Manscapers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 4:55, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 10:51, archived)
# Attack of the polyester pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 11:06, archived)
# Auditions
for Boobah
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:31, archived)
# The shoes tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)
# Also: you can tell from the pants that they love Jesus too much, so that it’s creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 15:46, archived)
# The Wedgie Brothers - Serenading in women's shoes
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 666: The Number of the Bus

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(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)
# :) demonic
May I slide this ride in here?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 17:48, archived)
# Domokun?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 18:28, archived)
# Oo lah! The Do,o Bus!
(alloydog, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 19:55, archived)
# If we're going to Hell we shall go in moderate comfort
Don't forget to ring the bell before you reach Purgatory or the driver won't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 21:27, archived)
# Purgatory was officially disavowed by the church at some point over the last 20 years or so.
No word on what happened to all the souls they’d previously condemned to wait there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 23:50, archived)
# The Church is a creation of humans and only claim to speak on behalf of the Big Fella Upstairs, I don't think they get a say over what actually happens in the afterlife
In the words of Charles Fort, "I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 0:13, archived)
# WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 4:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Was a shame they discontinued this
(JauntyArt, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 17:04, archived)
# drvimto, your .gif with pasta.
Ulead GIF Animator 5 linked with Photoshop--ideal setup.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Making life taste better...
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:47, archived)

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