Arf!You could keep much of the dialog the same, just have John act it out in his own inimitable style.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 13:36,
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If the last 55 years are anything to go by,his style is eminently imitable.
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Thu 16 Sep 2021, 20:30,
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Back in the day ...... but it's often hard to remember that John Cleese was once the funniest man in the universe.
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Fri 17 Sep 2021, 10:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: MAKE TV AND FILM MORE BRITISH"){kind=small}
Crash The System!
I'm convinced at this point that the Cuntervative party just want to burn it all down.
Also there is nothing more British than a man who looks like a sex doll with tiny puppet hands leading the country into the public toilet so that hedgefunds can fuck its corpse
NEW CHALLENGE: Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British
New government regulation sounds like a B3ta challenge so we might as well comply. Reposts of old material welcome as this is a well mined area for us but also some new stuff PLEASE!
Demo image from Dr Dunno.
b3ta.com/challenge/tvorfilmmoreBritish/
rob,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 11:20,
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I'm glad you're happyand happy you're glad.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sat 18 Sep 2021, 15:02,
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The British Empire Strikes Back
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 20:58,
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This whole site is already TOO British!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 12:21,
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I must pea, but I'll do it here...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 12:23,
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where's Baldo?
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 11:03,
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I like him best in The Shield
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 13:51,
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I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me...
Pizopop was here,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 4:46,
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all the kids are into the noose sound
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 8:19,
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Something Tells Me It's All Happenin' At The Zoo....
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 2:35,
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Horses bred for their appealing nostrils
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 6:39,
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Nothing more powerfulthan a religious shower curtain featuring a naked mole rat.
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Thu 16 Sep 2021, 1:40,
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I hear he's a really great guy! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 2:34,
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I've never asked.The info has always been offered.
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Thu 16 Sep 2021, 2:36,
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I was hoping to keep this religion a bit more exclusive mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Sep 2021, 7:16,
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Standing at the door of the Pink Flamingo, crying in the rain...
Looks like he got the same vaccine Knicker Menagerie's cousin's friend got but it went to his head
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 23:50,
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One bunch of cunts replaces another bunch of cuntsNews at eleven
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Wed 15 Sep 2021, 21:48,
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Getting the grotesque villain in floating chair vibe from GoveNot Modok or the Mekon but along those lines
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Thu 16 Sep 2021, 13:13,
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Whoever takes over in environment, food and rural affairs will never be accepted until they can say "Pork Markets!" with the cheeky grin and confidence of Truss(
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 23:00,
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Seriously though Liz FUCKING TrussAs well as having Boris bumble his way through the gig we now have this caterwauler alongside him.
Just a horrid feckless human.
Throw Morgan from the Train
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 22:14,
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He's really gotten a stick up his arse about black women lately.
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Thu 16 Sep 2021, 1:11,
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Darwin wrote an entire book on the origin of faeces Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 16:41,
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Yes but he stole the idea from a Type O album mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 21:54,
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Is this something to do with /links? Was he a dole scrounger, or a dreadful foreigner?
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Wed 15 Sep 2021, 16:27,
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Is Martin Luthor not a pop culture figure round your way? brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 17:51,
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I think he blocked me on Twitter mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 17:52,
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I'm trying to helpen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther
" According to one account, Luther nailed his Ninety-five Theses to the door of All Saints' Church in Wittenberg on 31 October 1517. Scholars Walter KrΓ€mer, GΓΆtz Trenkler, Gerhard Ritter, and Gerhard Prause contend that the story of the posting on the door, even though it has settled as one of the pillars of history, has little foundation in truth.[38][39][40][41] The story is based on comments made by Luther's collaborator Philip Melanchthon, though it is thought that he was not in Wittenberg at the time.[42] According to Roland Bainton, on the other hand, it is true.[43] "
(" According to one account, Luther nailed his Ninety-five Theses to the door of All Saints' Church in Wittenberg on 31 October 1517. Scholars Walter KrΓ€mer, GΓΆtz Trenkler, Gerhard Ritter, and Gerhard Prause contend that the story of the posting on the door, even though it has settled as one of the pillars of history, has little foundation in truth.[38][39][40][41] The story is based on comments made by Luther's collaborator Philip Melanchthon, though it is thought that he was not in Wittenberg at the time.[42] According to Roland Bainton, on the other hand, it is true.[43] "
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 17:56,
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link not working, I think he blocked me on wiki too :( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Wed 15 Sep 2021, 20:49,
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Fuck the poop Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 18:15,
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Martin Pooper was a Poopistant Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 20:32,
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The National Lampoon did thatback about 1974 or so, as I recall... "Great Moments in Protestantism - Martin Luther's 95 Feces"
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Sat 18 Sep 2021, 5:40,
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Don't be ridiculous!I just appreciated the joke, it's not just Star Wars for the sake of it.
That reminds me, I haven't reposted my 'why did the chicken cross the road' picture for teh compo for ages, I'm slipping.
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Wed 15 Sep 2021, 14:11,
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That reminds me, I haven't reposted my 'why did the chicken cross the road' picture for teh compo for ages, I'm slipping.
I get this one!Anni-Frid was the only original ABBA member who didn't read the message correctly about turning up at the photo shoot in their red "City Orient R.C." shirts, a club for RC controlled Asian rowing boat enthusiasts based in FisksΓ€tra, near Stockholm. So, realising she was already the ABBA member the others looked down upon, she sneakily tries to take off her bra mid-shoot with the intention of fashioning a makeshift "City Orient R.C." logo out of it. She didn't take into account that the two B's were always looking at her tits. So Anni-Frid was caught and replaced by a then unknown woman from the City Orient R.C. club named SImone, who bore a striking resemblance to her. This is also the reason why ABBA was known as BABS for a short period of time.
Amirite?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 9:25,
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Amirite? Fuck yeah you are!!
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 10:46,
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Apart from the factual bits, this is 100% correct Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 12:07,
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Tale of the unexpected
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 15 Sep 2021, 15:29,
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I have no idea who or what nicky minge is but it's a nice picture you've done there
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Tue 14 Sep 2021, 17:27,
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Nicki Minaj lite
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 14 Sep 2021, 17:39,
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