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Phwoar!
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 14:55,
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Laughed far too much at this one.Have a biscuit on me.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 24 Nov 2021, 14:42,
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Would listenand I'd certainly prefer the singer.
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brb shitting dahlias,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 17:13,
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Where can I get a pepperoni pizza vest like that? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 13:44,
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1) Wear a vest2) Eat pepperoni pizza messily
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 13:58,
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BEST ANSWER.CHEERS!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Nov 2021, 0:44,
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HebTroCo fall fashion collection
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 14:50,
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Everyone says, "hi" back. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Nov 2021, 0:37,
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The original Gorn tunic is on display at the Museum of Pop Culture in Seattle(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 16:50,
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That doesn't even LOOK like pizza :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 24 Nov 2021, 0:43,
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To boldly come where no gorn has come before Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 14:46,
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This was the original ideabut they pulled the plug on it
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 18:10,
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I done a patriotism. I think. Not sure to be honest. 
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:17,
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Butt slid right down there
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:41,
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That's not even his final form! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 2:24,
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is there a longer version anywhere?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 8:08,
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Can't seem to find one on YT.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 17:35,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MONSTER PUN AMNESTY
Get all your Gorn puns out of your system, alongside any for Godzilla, Mothra or the Blob. It's monster pun week.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:08,
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Not a monster, not a punBut hey, at least you'll be able to treat everyone with 300 irrelevant reposts for compo like every other week.
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Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:48,
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It's in John Landis' movie monsters book.Which is my monster-or-not test.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:08,
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Why should anyone listen to a self-confessed book thief? John Landis will hear of this. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:11,
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"So, Debbie, what was it that attracted you to enormously long middle-fingered magician Paul?"
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Tue 23 Nov 2021, 8:19,
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Your Mothra is so fat... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:31,
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How fat is she?We got up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy’s
And her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost
But I was hung by the g-strap
(And her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost
But I was hung by the g-strap
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:34,
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Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way‘Cause that would blow me ‘round the world in a day
We took her to the drive-in
And we didn’t have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look
Just like a Chevrolet
(We took her to the drive-in
And we didn’t have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look
Just like a Chevrolet
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:40,
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Hahahaha omg!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:51,
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One of them hip b3ta poets.Like Jack Caramac or Alien Ginseng
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:11,
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one of the very few I like this! comments I did not click by accident.
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 0:29,
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I may be a bit confused about the rules of this compo.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:47,
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I’ll go ahead and post my mothra joke again mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:07,
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Seems most appropriate to leave this here:
brb shitting dahlias,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 19:48,
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Panic is the mind killer Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:03,
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Did you know that B3ta was in a 'secret report' by and for our Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries?I'm really sorry to drag you lovely people into this, but now it's been published by the man Nadine Dorries calls a 'security adviser', I should warn you that B3ta features in a 'secret report' that alleges that I am a dangerous criminal and likely to murder any one of a series of named targets.
I just looked down and it says 'This is a normal post' and I had a moment. Hang on.
OK, I'm back.
Here is my tweet including 4 images from this 'secret report':
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1461778460905558027
Here is my tweet to Twitter Support alleging that Dorries' 'cyberstalking expert' is a serial abuser of sock puppet accounts. He has rather helped matters by publishing the allegation that his prior bans were all part of a conspiracy... involving me. Yes, really. All there.
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1460901935075274753
I still see that 'This is a normal post' menu option hovering there... TAUNTING me.
Sorry. Back.
We're not even half done yet. This SAME GUY poses as a vicar on Sundays, AND acts out about alleged stalkers though those sermons like he's The Great Zaganza of the Church of England. And I didn't even have to prove it, I got him to come right out and admit it:
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1462363981818048515
THIS IS NOT A NORMAL POST!!!!
There is SO much data and from top to bottom. The whole thing is made of the most baseless infantile and cruel lies you can image. Every step of the way. For 12 years they did this to me, and police and the Tory party knew about it and let it happen. And all because I dared to called Nadine Dorries a liar and an expenses cheat.
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2021/11/bloggerheads-back/
Well, she's both. So tough.
I tried to reason with these people with two weeks of evidence, and I failed to get them to see reason, so now I am calling on people to be super nice and sing Christmas carols at them until they stop being so mean, and yes I am serious:
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1462805846455459841
Sorry I've been away for so long, everyone. I had well-placed concerns that the people involved were watching /board and I was even MORE worried they would come in an sow division just to get at me. But there's no way they would dare try any of that now.
Peace, love and long-overdue hugs.
Tim Ireland
(Manic)
Short version: Manic here. Got smeared. I gIve Tories Teh Fear.
edit - image code fixed
(I just looked down and it says 'This is a normal post' and I had a moment. Hang on.
OK, I'm back.
Here is my tweet including 4 images from this 'secret report':
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1461778460905558027
Here is my tweet to Twitter Support alleging that Dorries' 'cyberstalking expert' is a serial abuser of sock puppet accounts. He has rather helped matters by publishing the allegation that his prior bans were all part of a conspiracy... involving me. Yes, really. All there.
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1460901935075274753
I still see that 'This is a normal post' menu option hovering there... TAUNTING me.
Sorry. Back.
We're not even half done yet. This SAME GUY poses as a vicar on Sundays, AND acts out about alleged stalkers though those sermons like he's The Great Zaganza of the Church of England. And I didn't even have to prove it, I got him to come right out and admit it:
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1462363981818048515
THIS IS NOT A NORMAL POST!!!!
There is SO much data and from top to bottom. The whole thing is made of the most baseless infantile and cruel lies you can image. Every step of the way. For 12 years they did this to me, and police and the Tory party knew about it and let it happen. And all because I dared to called Nadine Dorries a liar and an expenses cheat.
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2021/11/bloggerheads-back/
Well, she's both. So tough.
I tried to reason with these people with two weeks of evidence, and I failed to get them to see reason, so now I am calling on people to be super nice and sing Christmas carols at them until they stop being so mean, and yes I am serious:
twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1462805846455459841
Sorry I've been away for so long, everyone. I had well-placed concerns that the people involved were watching /board and I was even MORE worried they would come in an sow division just to get at me. But there's no way they would dare try any of that now.
Peace, love and long-overdue hugs.
Tim Ireland
(Manic)
Short version: Manic here. Got smeared. I gIve Tories Teh Fear.
edit - image code fixed
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 17:27,
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I thought you captured her rather well.Fascist types don't tend to have a good sense of humor.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 20:01,
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Did he have to look at every oneof your Star Wars photoshops as part of the audit?
There were about 10,000 of the buggers IIRC.
(There were about 10,000 of the buggers IIRC.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 20:19,
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EVIDENCEof obsessive behaviour!!!!
Come and get me , coppers.
(Come and get me , coppers.
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 21:55,
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NOW I'M A SERIAL OFFENDER
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 21:56,
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It's happening again!You could probably link a Face-swap API to imdb data and automate thousands of them nowadays.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:24,
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What’s wrong, don’t you like Twitter? Why are you here then? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 23:08,
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Dorries?She'll probably see your surname and push for sanctions against Sinn Fein
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Tue 23 Nov 2021, 10:36,
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I have literally give Boris Johnson technology lessons.He never came around to my place.
[edit - and 'woo', obviously. please excuse my terrible manners]
([edit - and 'woo', obviously. please excuse my terrible manners]
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:02,
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worth watching for the bit when Beaker gets stonedAnd wops out his jubblies
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Mon 22 Nov 2021, 6:36,
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She can buff my bumper anyday.If you know what I mean.
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Chumps 👀,
Sun 21 Nov 2021, 23:11,
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Riddle me this.......where the fuck is Pedro....
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 1:48,
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:( always this way PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:21,
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Busy weekend.A customer who couldn't afford to be down during the workweek had me come in and move all of their computer and network equipment from the old place to the new place.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:17,
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They had a little dog move heavy equipment?This must be reported immediately!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:26,
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Could have used a fucklift
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 23 Nov 2021, 1:35,
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Here's how it's gonna go down.mofaha will make a Batman-themed post and it will get FP'ed
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:22,
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You believe anything that guy says.Stop being a victim, Pedro.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:25,
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SHHH!!!mofaha is fucking crazy, man! He'll kill you for doubting him
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 13:26,
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Damn, I was in the middle of making an almost identical pic, just for you :( Back to the drawing board :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 2:10,
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Might as well post it then.Right here....v
Below my reply...v
(Below my reply...v
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 3:30,
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Oh I wouldn’t insult you with half-finished work that’s better than your finished work, that would be unfriendly. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 22:52,
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Doubt it...He'll stick it in the first hole he finds and deal with the breakdown in intergalactic relations later...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 0:02,
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"To boldly go where no man has gone before."
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 22 Nov 2021, 10:06,
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