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(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 0:41, archived)
# Savile was in Dr Who?!
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:33, archived)
# Once, kind of.
It's was very non-canonical though.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Another actual puzzle
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:00, archived)
# Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
OBV
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Chomsky's been taking care of himself
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:27, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Lardspring and the three stooges : Magician's Had
Car Chomski and something something Xenophilius Lovegood
Wilhuff Box-Obi-Wan-Me
Ailurooda melanoleuca Arcade-Whoops

What do I win?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:31, archived)
# A participation rosette:
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:51, archived)
# but can you do one with a lamppost?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 0:10, archived)
# DO ONE WIV A LAMPPOST MATE
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:26, archived)
# The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - You Done My Brain In
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:09, archived)
#

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(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:18, archived)
#
-meeting
+orgy
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:25, archived)
# I'm sorry* I forced you to see Nad's nipple.
*not sorry
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:32, archived)
# It's alright...I came here willingly, and was well-prepared to see horrific images.
and was well-prepared to see horrific images.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:24, archived)
#
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# Good god man! Have you no decency?!?!?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:49, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 9:45, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:11, archived)
# Hawt
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:04, archived)
# Arf!

(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:23, archived)
# Toot!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:47, archived)
# Clicks like a loon
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:52, archived)
# What an arse!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:09, archived)
#
wooo!!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:04, archived)
# Amazing work
Love it
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:55, archived)
#
i quite agree
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:35, archived)
# This was my favourite scene in Star Maidens.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this scene more!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 18:16, archived)
# Far too much lamppost. 0/0
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 18:58, archived)
# IDGI
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Yeah wtf?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Just for that, I drew a lamppost with my eyes closed.
I drew a lamppost with my eyes closed.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:21, archived)
# This is splendid.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Better than mine:
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Kind of the same. :)
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:07, archived)
# This is how it's done.....

(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:25, archived)
# Positively *angelic!*
However, wrong lamppost design: DISQUALIFIED.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:37, archived)
# That's harsh, man. :'(
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:47, archived)
# I'm frequently baffled by all the lamppost baffling.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 15:44, archived)
# Fuck
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:38, archived)
# I totally botched the shine lines.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:08, archived)
# No pets allowed
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 18:59, archived)
# We love the web.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 19:27, archived)
#


โ€œI want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, cat kickers etc etc!โ€
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:22, archived)
# ...but no haters, right?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:29, archived)
# correct
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:51, archived)
# I'm a Methodist
where do I apply?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:27, archived)
# Hedley Lamar - Rock Ridge :D
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Good read. :D
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:55, archived)
# Worst Ham
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 18:59, archived)
# Disaster girl

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(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 12:10, archived)
# Judge is reading the b3ta newsletter
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:03, archived)
# First picture from JWST
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 23:37, archived)
# You're probably expecting some sort of reply...so here it is.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 3:46, archived)
# what does Tom Hanks have to do with this?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 14:17, archived)
# What DOESN'T Tom Hanks have to do with this?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 15:40, archived)
# hulp my finga is toolong
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:26, archived)
# Believe it or not
this is a true representation of the length of his finger.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:37, archived)
# is he wearing a shirt under some obscure European football team's away top?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:15, archived)
# He is wearing a shirt and tie underneath his ceremonial finery.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:43, archived)
# That is spiffy!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:33, archived)
# I fear that that is far too much tabard for our younger viewers.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Mmmmmnnnnngggghhhh.....
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 1:50, archived)
# That's racist for 'Stallion'
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 2:43, archived)
# is this some sort of join the dots competition?
playing with brightness etc they seem to all be lamp posts
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 8:12, archived)
# TGGI
Well, you nearly get it. It's the same lamppost 18 times.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 13:46, archived)
# My God, It's full of stars.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 8:48, archived)
# Alright Dave?
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 11:30, archived)
# No, just one star
that's actually a lamppost.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Did someone spunk on the camera
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 20:23, archived)
# I'm beginning to suspect
that my monitor is a bit brighter than others.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Are you the guy obsessed with feet?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:15, archived)
# who hath askethed me

(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:18, archived)
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(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 18:55, archived)
# I love horses
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 19:35, archived)
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# FUCKING GROW UP, YOU LOT.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 1:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:37, archived)
# Don't you know we've gone metric now?
10 toes per foot or GTFO
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 18:56, archived)
# How do something with Jeremy irons
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 18:57, archived)
# No
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 19:33, archived)
# OOF
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 20:21, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 20:22, archived)
# !
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 19:53, archived)
# i think she really hates him
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Nope.
Anyways: Why is he using sign language?...IDGI
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 4:23, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:00, archived)
# Disgusting
Alien porn
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 21:26, archived)
# (Work Event)
I'm so sorry for this disturbing image.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:52, archived)
# Lord Elrond's let himself go
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:53, archived)
# LoL
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Tworddle
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:59, archived)
# well done!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:38, archived)
# PLZ MAEK TEH HED SMOLER
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Believe it or not
this is a true representation of the size of her head.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:45, archived)
# Should I delete my version then?
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:46, archived)
# Don't be a thread deleter, Pedrohon.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:47, archived)
# MOI?!?
Never
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:48, archived)
# TOO SLOW! here, like this...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:43, archived)
# HEY
you distorted the gorn fabric, that's NOT COOL.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:46, archived)
# I'm a hack
**shrugs**
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:46, archived)
# I spent literally nearly 2 minutes getting that right. :(
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:49, archived)
# sry hun.
I'm puzzled about the flesh tone on my version. I did not desaturate it or anything. ...odd!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:51, archived)
# lulz
I replaced the first version almost as soon as I uploaded it. Not fast enough for you though.

Fixed the gorn material:

She still has a washed out face though.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:59, archived)
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(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:19, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:31, archived)
# You replaced her nice satin blouse with a slice of pizza
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Mmmmmmm....
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:49, archived)
# I've been waiting an hours and five minutes for this!
It better not be cold
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:49, archived)
# and it better have gorngornzola cheese on it
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 17:50, archived)
# I had to do some work, soz. :(
I try not to make a habit of it.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 18:09, archived)
# I like a little head
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:07, archived)
# Okay, that's enough dick pics
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:28, archived)
# One dick down...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:15, archived)
#
I didn't realise she as wonky eyes too.

When people ask me I tell them that it's useful as I can see around corners.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 16:49, archived)
# Well now I just feel like a cunt, which is only right and proper.
I'll cease and desist in perpetuating this cruel trope. I'll have to learn how to make half decent swivelling eyes instead (until someone calls me out for that too).
(, Sat 12 Feb 2022, 17:23, archived)
# Search for new Met Chief concludes.....
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:17, archived)
# Oh jeez :(
Careful what you wish for.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:19, archived)
# ^^^THIS
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:34, archived)
# Should have gone to Specsavers
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:29, archived)
# He'd be good at potting the black.
*EMERGES FROM THE DARKNESS OF THE PURE SOURCE-GAMMON*

(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:33, archived)
# *runs*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:34, archived)
# SINK THE PINK DOWN THE BROWN
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:36, archived)
# "You're MY big dog now, Boris......."
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 11:24, archived)
# magnificent
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 11:52, archived)
# too kind!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Wowz!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:12, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:26, archived)
# mwuahahahah!
Send in Liz Truss!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:16, archived)
# PORK!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:27, archived)
# that's the incentive i needed
i've gone vegan
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:38, archived)
# I've gone off food entirely :(
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:39, archived)
# Crikey
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 12:56, archived)
# What a lot of tits
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:21, archived)
# so you CAN milk it...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:52, archived)
# NO
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:22, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:23, archived)
# Oh noes not again...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:32, archived)
# It's my most popular image ever, i think.
Like happy toast's jumping pylons... but wif tits
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:45, archived)
# haha!
Yikes
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:46, archived)
# Top work. Have an arf and a yay.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 18:40, archived)
# I love this because it has whaletits.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 19:38, archived)
# wtf
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:38, archived)
# I had a dream......
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:44, archived)
# shopped images only please Chumps ;D
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:57, archived)
# Ho Lee Phuk
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 15:13, archived)
# Awesomely unpleasant
Send it to Nadine
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:24, archived)
# this
great but nauseating.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 20:15, archived)
# That's Boris for ya!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 21:39, archived)
# OMG!
(literally)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 21:10, archived)
# I may have inadvertently digitally manipulated the original image.
My most humble apologies. :(
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 21:41, archived)
# First day out of uniform!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 10:30, archived)
# Challenge Request
Cressida Cases That Should Be Reopened

(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 3:00, archived)
# Is that a Weather Veiny?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 3:18, archived)
# Never forget
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:17, archived)
# I've just lolled on the bus home at this...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:55, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 8:19, archived)
# 'shopped pics only etc., etc.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 16:25, archived)
# Ah...
Memories..... : )
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 21:11, archived)
# I should have used this image for my "Spot the Ball"competition
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:42, archived)
# If it's all the same,
I'd still prefer the 'forget' option.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:45, archived)
# Very quick, very dirty
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Zing!

Open in new tab for super-big.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 19:50, archived)
# (:)…(:)…no fucking way man!
Jusssayin
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:07, archived)
# There is a fucking way, man.
I wouldn't post a gorn maze that couldn't be completed. I'm not a monster.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:19, archived)
# ö ..|.,
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:23, archived)
# Straight line, man.
As if Gorns respect walls.... Ha! Snowflake nonsense!
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Like, the Gorn Hegemony were swallowed by the Klingon Empire years ago. Pretty sure they have access to some pretty good transporter technology and demolition charges by now
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:33, archived)
# They already had warp drive in TOS.
But anyway, the walls are made of pure neutronium and there's an impenetrable inverse graviphotonic shield surrounding them. Tunnelling under or travelling over them is prevented by a collapsing sparticle bombarded preon field held in absolute stasis, and we all know what interfering with that would mean.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:45, archived)
# It would mean a very angry Gorn shoving a lamp post up the bottom of whoever designed the maze

How many Klingons does it take to change a lamppost?

10 to go into battle, bat'leths held aloft, shouting "For Kahless and slightly better night-time illumination along this well-travelled thoroughfare!"
1 to write a glorious song about the battle, a song that shall be sung for many generations to come in the Great Halls of the First City on Q'onoS
1 to paint a mural depicting the mighty warriors cutting down the dishonourable non-working lamp post
1 to pour the blood wine to celebrate victory over the darkness
1 to do the actual engineering work
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Well at least they have full employment.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Left entrance
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:27, archived)
# ...

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(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 19:30, archived)
# Keir Llama-Farmer, please.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 19:53, archived)
# Kiar Starmer Stairlift...
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 23:34, archived)

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