"If the glove is visible the case is risible."
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 21:44,
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^This guy must think Wookiees live on Endor. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 22:49,
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I am of course not in any way interested in the appallingly tedious 'Star Wars' or 'Simpsons', I was instead referencing the line "Do you find it wisible when I say the name Biggus Dickus?"
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 23:55,
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^This guy must be a Family Guy fan. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 0:14,
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Nor South Park or the trial of OJ Simpson, evidently.www.youtube.com/watch?v=__reD_phfbg - gloves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-VuP_5cA4 - the famous line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6NoNkDGsU - the Chewbacca defence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK005eDLGNk - South Park hates Family Guy
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-VuP_5cA4 - the famous line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6NoNkDGsU - the Chewbacca defence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK005eDLGNk - South Park hates Family Guy
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 0:54,
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Good Morning from AtlantaWATCH ME JACK OFF LIVE
Questions:
Why don't I have an icon after donating 5 bucks for about a year?
Where are my socks?
What's the biggest file for a Gif?
You halp
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 23:23,
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Questions:
Why don't I have an icon after donating 5 bucks for about a year?
Where are my socks?
What's the biggest file for a Gif?
You halp
I was hoping for another ABBA tune :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 23:24,
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re: gifThere's no documented limit but keep in mind that any large image may not get downloaded on mobile devices.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 23:25,
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Ice-Cold, NumSay'n? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 1:04,
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ummm, I uhhh....dunno!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 1:41,
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Keep my wife’s cunt out of your fucking mouth
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 13:14,
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This picture will be 10 in two weeks, they grow up so fast
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 10:23,
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Judson Caspian? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 10 Apr 2022, 14:23,
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Did somebody mention invisible simpsons?Here you go.
I think I outdone myself there. It took at least 7 hours of painful photoshopping using every ounce of my skills to make that.
(I think I outdone myself there. It took at least 7 hours of painful photoshopping using every ounce of my skills to make that.
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 17:56,
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Nice invisible clothing. But it would be better invisible bodies and visible clothing.
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 18:06,
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The fucking gall of this bloketelling an artiste his business like that.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 19:01,
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Maggie has a bow in her hair.Total fail.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 19:42,
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I think they all diedthen someone chopped them into bits and threw it all in the air
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 20:08,
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XDServes them right for being shit and boring.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 23:56,
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Your computer is full of illegal cartoon porn, isn't it?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 21:14,
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I will take your lack of a response as an admission of guilt...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 20:47,
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Hello Anthonyb3ta8008135Is it your birthday today again for invisible Simpson clothes monster paint draw fit no Simpson body scary?
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 21:40,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B3ta NFTs"){kind=small}
PAINtING CONtESt
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 14:50,
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I had to look in the mirror to get it right
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 16:31,
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You will, just u wate! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 18:57,
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While I was down there I did this, which I'm sure is the correcccct way to do invisible Simpsons:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 19:40,
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I stuck a slice of cucumer in my ear earlier.It felt really good.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 20:22,
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Also I accidentally this whole picture:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 22:35,
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I've recreated my favourite b3ta post
I would credit whoever did the original but it was almost two decades ago.
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 14:48,
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You knew this shit would be the outcome but you keep asking for invisible simpsons
What is wrong with you?
Why would you make me do this?
Monatomic powder, as I recallWhich is very, very fine.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 17:14,
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I googled this to make the same point but it looks like Helium is liquid and requires significantly above atmospheric pressure to become solid at very very close to 0K. It’s behaviour at 0K can’t be proven.
(,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 17:44,
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I like any compo suggestion that isn't completely fucking pathetic like "NFTs"but this one I like in particular.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 13:52,
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I heard he was a short manUnlike the other guy who was fair in height.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 14:27,
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He got his exam results in person.Unlike the other guy, who was sent a grade.
(,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 15:56,
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Which MF laid that on my driveway? I'll pop a cap in his ass, fo' shizzle
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 9:13,
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If it ain't ruffageIn other news, I had an hilarious idea for the NFT challenge. Thought I'd do Nine Finch Tails and have Trent Reznor flogging pictures of birds' arses. Then I made the mistake of googling it, and saw that someone else did something similar a couple of weeks ago.
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 9:41,
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Nine stories about Atticus early in his legal career
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 11:47,
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Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit
Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit
(Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit Hi I'm Kermit
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 12:30,
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straight outta Comptonwhich is either in
Compton, Berkshire
Compton, Derbyshire, a location
Compton, Plymouth, Devon
Compton, South Hams, a location
Compton, Test Valley, a location
Compton, Hampshire, in Winchester district
Compton, Staffordshire, a location
Compton, Guildford, Surrey
Compton, Waverley, Surrey (near Farnham)
Compton, West Sussex
Compton, West Yorkshire, a former village
Compton, Wiltshire
Compton, Wolverhampton, West Midlands
(Compton, Berkshire
Compton, Derbyshire, a location
Compton, Plymouth, Devon
Compton, South Hams, a location
Compton, Test Valley, a location
Compton, Hampshire, in Winchester district
Compton, Staffordshire, a location
Compton, Guildford, Surrey
Compton, Waverley, Surrey (near Farnham)
Compton, West Sussex
Compton, West Yorkshire, a former village
Compton, Wiltshire
Compton, Wolverhampton, West Midlands
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:04,
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Can I please give you some cryptocurrency for a digital certificate saying I own the one in Staffordshire please?
(,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:14,
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The road sign to Compton from Mutley (in Plymouth) had "STRAIGHT OUTTA" scrawled on it back in the 90s
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:17,
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Do something with this invisible Simpsons fan artI didn't this fan art, it was made by a French Twitter user called @iampokithecat for the popular NFT Invisible Friends. However, I edited this image fixing some elements.
Invisible Simpsons is not to steal and sell them as NFTs. But you can edit this image with everything!. I hope coming soon the Invisible Simpsons image challenge here on b3ta.
(,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 22:31,
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Invisible Simpsons is not to steal and sell them as NFTs. But you can edit this image with everything!. I hope coming soon the Invisible Simpsons image challenge here on b3ta.
I'm going to see what I can get for this on Opensea, thanks
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 22:48,
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Congratz…you are now the worst b3tan ever.Even LS18 is better than you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 23:55,
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I considered photoshopping cocks into all of the clothing and then decided against it in case that made it popular.
( TBL I posted this on,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 0:29,
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*reads carefully*WHEW! I feel less hated now :)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 2:06,
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I think the correct response is BIGGAR MAKE IT BIGGAR
Have some respect for those still on 800x600 resolution monitors.
(Have some respect for those still on 800x600 resolution monitors.
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 0:30,
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I've lived in Scotland for most of my life, and I don't think I've ever said that.
(,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 7:55,
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I cannot unsee or unremember this!AAAAAARGH
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:23,
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Suggestion for the next image challenge?
Looney Tunes art.
tinglto 3 sheets to the wind,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 22:13,
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No no, this is an image board, it has to be something to do with changing words and letters and other visual stuff like that. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 1:18,
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Will this do? Not sure Hockney would approve.
tinglto 3 sheets to the wind,
Sat 9 Apr 2022, 11:05,
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Actual NFT project I'm working on, so have at it, tell me to go fuck myself :D
An artwork for each year of 20th Century. Some B3tans in here might even be old enough to have lived thru these events. God knows you're curmudgeonly enuff.
ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 14:20,
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I was a baby for most of the top row, and a gradeschooler for the bottom row PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 14:22,
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I can remember when this whole database was fields cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 23:07,
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This is fucking fantasticwhere's it from?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 17:13,
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I am told it is indeed really from the actual latest Beano itself indeed and so it is.
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unclepills,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 17:51,
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I thought BSK and the rest had gone all diluted and shit.Dennis the Mildly Rebellious and Not Gay Stereotype Walter.
Don't tell me there's something resembling what I remember in there still?
(Don't tell me there's something resembling what I remember in there still?
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 17:59,
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I didn't know the Beano wereallowed to say fart.
They could probably actually run some Viz strips now.
(They could probably actually run some Viz strips now.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 18:28,
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Cuthbert removed, classistBrown children added
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 19:04,
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It's health and safety gone mad. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 20:12,
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In my day no-one saw anything wrong with calling someone "Desperate Dan"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 20:16,
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I have no idea what you are trying to say in these mashed up events. I'm out. And if b3ta had any fucking credibility, like it used to this, would be a banned ad
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mongychops,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 21:13,
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the whole NFT is dying in the arse with values plummetingas people realised they paid too much for the worthless gimmick it obviously was
fortune.com/2022/03/04/nft-bubble-market-crash-price-value/
(fortune.com/2022/03/04/nft-bubble-market-crash-price-value/
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 22:28,
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I sometimes think that if you remove the pointless blockchainand the silly prices then there is a kernel of an idea in it all. People like collecting, and digital artists are ripped off by existing sites expecting them to work for free. It feels like there must be some way to make collecting digital art cool without burning the planet.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 23:26,
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yeah, I take your point and hope that some can make hay while the sun shines. It's similar to the piracy thing as it struggled to adapt from physical mediaif something can be effortlessly copied perfectly a zillion times, what value does an instance of it have?
it's a difficult somewhat metaphysical question, but I think with NFTs it's how much do other people value it, and I think this is inflated because of its novelty, which is wearing off. Eventually the question will be, how is this copy actually any different to any other identical copy, apart from having some invisible NFT metadata that you've paid for attached to the file? It's not the same as physical art. there's only one Sunflowers. You can say one of the prints is the official van gogh foundation print, but if it's identical to prints anyone can buy people aren't going to pay much for it. The essential problem is that though the NFT is unique, the digital copy of the artwork isn't, and which is really the thing that you value. A code or the artwork?
In piracy it's been about trying and mostly failing to enforce uniqueness and copyright through enforcement, and ending up with spotify where nobody but spotify makes any money
(it's a difficult somewhat metaphysical question, but I think with NFTs it's how much do other people value it, and I think this is inflated because of its novelty, which is wearing off. Eventually the question will be, how is this copy actually any different to any other identical copy, apart from having some invisible NFT metadata that you've paid for attached to the file? It's not the same as physical art. there's only one Sunflowers. You can say one of the prints is the official van gogh foundation print, but if it's identical to prints anyone can buy people aren't going to pay much for it. The essential problem is that though the NFT is unique, the digital copy of the artwork isn't, and which is really the thing that you value. A code or the artwork?
In piracy it's been about trying and mostly failing to enforce uniqueness and copyright through enforcement, and ending up with spotify where nobody but spotify makes any money
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 1:21,
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i realise I've waffled on without suggesting a solution to the problem you raised, sorryfor nft's problems, I don't know what's a better solution for ripped off artists either.
btw, I was joking about selling the simpsons pic on opensea in the thread above, but looking at their terms the best you can get is a takedown, there's no mechanism for compensation if someone takes payment for selling an NFT for work they've stolen (which is possibly Anthonyb3ta3000 business model unless he's pure mentalist), so NFTs don't guarantee against the same issues
(btw, I was joking about selling the simpsons pic on opensea in the thread above, but looking at their terms the best you can get is a takedown, there's no mechanism for compensation if someone takes payment for selling an NFT for work they've stolen (which is possibly Anthonyb3ta3000 business model unless he's pure mentalist), so NFTs don't guarantee against the same issues
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 1:56,
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NFTs are shit and mostly bought by peoplewith no interest in art.
However, it does feel like there are enough people who want to buy things like skins for games, that if there was a centralised place where digital artists could sell bespoke artwork or take commissions, then there is an audience for that. I don't think there is a place where people can browse such things at the moment that aren't NFT based.
If nothing else, NFTs show that with enough marketing budget you can get people to want to buy a digital picture to be in the cool club (even if I suspect most of them don't know what they have actually bought).
I think I can see how a Bandcampy approach could work for digital art, though you'd need someone with lots of money, deals with game makers, and a desire to do right by the artists, or such a site would just end up as Red Bubble and printing your picture on a pair of y-fronts.
(However, it does feel like there are enough people who want to buy things like skins for games, that if there was a centralised place where digital artists could sell bespoke artwork or take commissions, then there is an audience for that. I don't think there is a place where people can browse such things at the moment that aren't NFT based.
If nothing else, NFTs show that with enough marketing budget you can get people to want to buy a digital picture to be in the cool club (even if I suspect most of them don't know what they have actually bought).
I think I can see how a Bandcampy approach could work for digital art, though you'd need someone with lots of money, deals with game makers, and a desire to do right by the artists, or such a site would just end up as Red Bubble and printing your picture on a pair of y-fronts.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:43,
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As someone who both collects and creates NFTs, and with a healthy skepticism too...I can say that the value is not really in the artwork, it's in the hash (so pretty much code). You are paying for a string numbers, of which the artwork may or may not be secondary. The number is a signifier or uniqueness, not the artwork. Pretty silly to pay for a string of numbers? Well, yes I suppose. But sillier than paying for a piece of paper used to post letters? Or sillier than countless other things people like to collect? Just because it's in the digital realm and not physical?
Another interesting thing with NFTs is the code enables more than just jpegs on blockchain. They can be used as keys to open things or membership, they can be used as in-game assets, they can be used a digital identity avatars in metaverse worlds.
I get the hate, but also a lot of it of comes from a position of some ignorance...
(Another interesting thing with NFTs is the code enables more than just jpegs on blockchain. They can be used as keys to open things or membership, they can be used as in-game assets, they can be used a digital identity avatars in metaverse worlds.
I get the hate, but also a lot of it of comes from a position of some ignorance...
ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 10:22,
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As someone who both collects and creates NFTs, I would like you to send me your bank details mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 12:39,
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hate really is too strong a wordfor the profound but fleeting contempt felt by most people for those who play any part in the nft market.
i have no problem with the concept - i think it's a very clever application of blockchain - but unsurprisingly, it's just another chapter in the history of human cuntery.
and just like that, i couldn't care less.
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Fri 8 Apr 2022, 12:50,
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i have no problem with the concept - i think it's a very clever application of blockchain - but unsurprisingly, it's just another chapter in the history of human cuntery.
and just like that, i couldn't care less.
I appreciate the explanation, which somewhat confirms my idle speculation about itgood luck to you, though I suspect as with bitcoin those coming late to party will find people have had their fun, left, and pissed in the punch.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 15:08,
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Allow me to explain, it's shit for cunts mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Apr 2022, 12:30,
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As if by magic, the grim reaper appeared
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 15:59,
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I had to check if that wasfor the obituary challenge or the NFT one.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 18:29,
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Most people don’t know it was a trilogy
Click for bigger (215 kb)
pick n mix for lunch, living the dream!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 14:26,
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Michael's been huffing the Parma Violets againand rubbing Dorito dust on his ears, the pervy pool party ponce.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Apr 2022, 23:19,
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he likes a little head, LOL!!11!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 1:36,
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Believe it or not that's an accurate representation of the size of her head. Travolta just has a big one, I think.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 13:07,
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what 'veiny' matching algorithm did you use? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 18:06,
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Nice beaded shoulder implants.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 18:25,
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Did you wrinkle clone?Asking for a friend.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 2:34,
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No, just the graphic capabilities of what I'm using are rubbish *pining for having adobe again*
Thi, thier, thiest. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Apr 2022, 18:22,
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that's a huge eye on thatvetrorriffic
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Apr 2022, 16:08,
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Horizontal weehole, horizontal, I can’t believe you’ve done this. The 3p/b compliance seems like mockery in this context. VERY BAD. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Apr 2022, 17:17,
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Doesn't everybody have a horizontal weehole?Asking for a friend.
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Chumps 👀,
Wed 6 Apr 2022, 19:06,
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... with that one eye
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 Apr 2022, 12:04,
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