Funny how he's never gone up in one of his own rockets, innit.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:19,
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Yes and no.Bezos and Branson's rockets don't technically go to space.
Musk's reusable orbital class space rockets don't technically need publicity stunts to impress anyone.
(Musk's reusable orbital class space rockets don't technically need publicity stunts to impress anyone.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 4 May 2022, 13:59,
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Not to sound borng But his Asperger's probably means he fails the physical/mental requirements
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PFC Hudson,
Wed 4 May 2022, 15:28,
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UnlikelyAutism doesn't tend to impact the physical, and there's an autistic candidate on the official NASA track right now. He doesn't need any special accommodation other than a dedicated console to tweet from...
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 4 May 2022, 16:59,
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May the Fourth be with you
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:54,
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where are his legs?
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:54,
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With a leap and a bound the swift Anapests throng.
(
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Wed 4 May 2022, 17:45,
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20 years on B3ta. Can I go home now?
(not my picture, but I can't remember whose it was)
Congratumalations!You have now completed your preliminary initiation period.
We wish you every success for the next phase.
Carry on!
(We wish you every success for the next phase.
Carry on!
Chumps π,
Wed 4 May 2022, 8:54,
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happy b3taday old boy 
*dispatches space cake*
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:07,
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Thanks! I forgot it was Star Wars day today
May The Force Be With You...
congrats, have a badge
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:58,
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Happy birthday!I'm not long behind you...
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 4 May 2022, 12:50,
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happy candles
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Wed 4 May 2022, 13:13,
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Happy Candles to youI have just missed my 15 years one by 5 days. That's what happens when your brain gets as old as mine.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind,
Wed 4 May 2022, 21:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Elon Musk"){kind=small}
I pretty much think this about all saffers
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 4 May 2022, 7:43,
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have you ever met a nice one?
(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:57,
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If someone's got the time and inclination, add one of his kids and a relevant Russian oligarch as the other two.
(,
Wed 4 May 2022, 11:19,
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Billionaire Type, Tweeting Energy, HP 120, Basic Pokelon. Evolves Into Muskatee
Gotta Buy Them All!
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 3 May 2022, 18:25,
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I like this
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 19:14,
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Fireballs XLL?
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 19:13,
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They didn't feel warm!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 3 May 2022, 20:17,
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Twitter is like shitting yourself in public
(
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 3 May 2022, 8:11,
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Really? I don’t enjoy it nearly that much. 
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 3 May 2022, 15:01,
archived)
Is there anyone Michael Sheen can't play?TJ: just had to dispatch something to a postcode ending in 6PB. It made my b3ta OCD twitch - everyone knows it should be 3PB.
(,
Tue 3 May 2022, 9:50,
archived)
Three pubes in the swimming poolBaddielzz
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 3 May 2022, 14:02,
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Hand on his gun cos they got him on the run
(
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 3 May 2022, 13:03,
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nipple tweaking
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 19:16,
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I prefer Tylenol with Codeine...but I'm a lightweight
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 3 May 2022, 12:01,
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they could be twins
(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 19:18,
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b3ta on Twitter is like gold dipped in shit.Whatβs the point?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 3 May 2022, 14:30,
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I think you’ve answered your own question there mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 3 May 2022, 15:03,
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put it in a bottlefun for all the family
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 19:18,
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not suitable for children Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 3 May 2022, 8:12,
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This looks very good. Like it was done by a Professional PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 20:13,
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Terminator Vision - target aquired Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 2 May 2022, 20:44,
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PHWOOOOOOARHope nobody opens this in the house of commons.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 2 May 2022, 9:59,
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Hullo. Long time no furtive.
Coming up to my 20 year anniversary so I thought I'd better show my face.
(Coming up to my 20 year anniversary so I thought I'd better show my face.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Mon 2 May 2022, 18:10,
archived)
Check out the counterweights on them!In all seriousness, I was at agricultural college in the 90's. I knew people that probably would wank over this.
The Togaboy The world will end on,
Mon 2 May 2022, 14:04,
archived)
That'll make a few people soil themselvesGrab your coat, you've pulled
Drag queens
Wheely good time
A good ploughing
etc. etc.
(Drag queens
Wheely good time
A good ploughing
etc. etc.
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 2 May 2022, 14:15,
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I got a brand new Combine HarvesterLook at the haystacks on that, love to ride back and forth.
(,
Mon 2 May 2022, 14:58,
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Disgusting…β¦and theyβre shit at moving pallets.
(fukyuFPguys)
((fukyuFPguys)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 2 May 2022, 15:41,
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Do you have an unpixelated image?Asking for a local MP
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 2 May 2022, 20:38,
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Apparently it was just an innocent google searchIt would have been more believable if he was a poultry farmer though.
(,
Tue 3 May 2022, 9:11,
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Exclusive! Review of:"Going Down On The Farm XII: Get Off On My Land"
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 6 May 2022, 14:16,
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Melon Face is a new Marvel villain Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 2 May 2022, 20:37,
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teh gheyshift welcums u
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 3:46,
archived)
Hasty work. I'll fix it when I get home, sorry
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 18:07,
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you made me screw it up now :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 18:34,
archived)
Delicious fleshy assortment mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 2 May 2022, 17:46,
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I usually stick a toothpick in the bottomThen wiggle it around to see what it's stuffed with before I decide if I want to eat it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 18:09,
archived)
got any grapes?
(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Sun 1 May 2022, 21:13,
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if you give ducks a lot of grapes they make fwar grar mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 2 May 2022, 3:11,
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Give us your fookin grapes!
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 2 May 2022, 20:35,
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"One thing about living in Sanatidae Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires" Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 1 May 2022, 23:10,
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You mean...www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZVWMPuZ2c
edit: I've forgotten the video embedding witchcraft. Who do I need to sΜΆΝΜΜ°ΝaΜΈΝΜ°cΜΈΝΜΝΜ rΜΆΜ ΝΜ£ΝiΜ·ΝΜΜ¦fΜ΅ΝΜiΜΈΜ½ΜΜ€ΝcΜΆΜΜΝeΜΈΜΜΜΜ to?
(edit: I've forgotten the video embedding witchcraft. Who do I need to sΜΆΝΜΜ°ΝaΜΈΝΜ°cΜΈΝΜΝΜ rΜΆΜ ΝΜ£ΝiΜ·ΝΜΜ¦fΜ΅ΝΜiΜΈΜ½ΜΜ€ΝcΜΆΜΜΝeΜΈΜΜΜΜ to?
FridgeBadger,
Mon 2 May 2022, 9:42,
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I like a good Quackin Tarantino flick. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 2:03,
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Sunday Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Sun 1 May 2022, 17:40,
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"But gradually the truth dawned on me: that Man had not remained one species, but had differentiated into two distinct animals: that my graceful children of the Upper-world were not the sole descendants of our generation, but that this bleached, obscene, nocturnal Thing, which had flashed before me, was also heir to all the ages."
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 1 May 2022, 18:06,
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what WERE you expecting? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 2 May 2022, 1:42,
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The guy behind is wearing a maskTo block out the smell of sweaty crevices
(,
Mon 2 May 2022, 7:58,
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Been at Knowth & Newgrange today......examining the neolithic carvings. Something familiar about this one...
(,
Sun 1 May 2022, 16:44,
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