Where do all these unique people come up with the same brilliant idea?
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 31 May 2022, 13:03,
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Hair are your aerials, they pick up messages from the cosmos
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 31 May 2022, 16:31,
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I am very bored/board…
…but this has cheered me up.
Thanx!
(…but this has cheered me up.
Thanx!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 31 May 2022, 16:23,
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Not very interesting to me……so far it’s been an ugly week.
Might post a joke later… in the week… maybe…
(Might post a joke later… in the week… maybe…
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Jun 2022, 16:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Jubilee"){kind=small}
In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people,
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
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Tue 31 May 2022, 9:34,
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Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people,
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
Love itThe was a queen on stage that was in danger of being crushed. By a dwarf
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 2 Jun 2022, 20:01,
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Daily Mail have taken it too far with the Jubilee Celebrations 
Note: there goes my chance at a knighthood
Hah!The flag shaggers ultimate end game
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 30 May 2022, 20:31,
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Well I'm voting for Tony BlairOr maybe Sir Keir Starmer. Sir David Attenborough is too old and Sir Jimmy Savile has sadly passed on. Boris Johnson might be looking for a new job soon? Hmm, bit of a narrow field, really.
Anybody else got any suggestion? The only other candidate whom I really rate is myself.
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Mon 30 May 2022, 19:33,
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Anybody else got any suggestion? The only other candidate whom I really rate is myself.
John Bercow wouldn't take any shit.Floella Benjamin would easily get my vote. Gary Lineker, maybe. The field is wide open.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 30 May 2022, 19:39,
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You did understand the revelations that John Bercow was a deeply unpleasant bully, right?Not to take anything away from his achievements, but in real life it's quite important to limit that sort of person's power and influence.
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Mon 30 May 2022, 23:23,
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Gary Wilmot would be my preferred choice
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly,
Mon 30 May 2022, 19:48,
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Finally a British head of state who understands and articulates our desire for freedom. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 30 May 2022, 19:49,
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Finally a British head of state who understands and articulates our desire for bollocks. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 30 May 2022, 21:14,
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BRIAN BLESSEDI dunno, voting for a government? That's how the UK is in such a mess as it is.
A benevolent-dictator AI is where it's at.
(A benevolent-dictator AI is where it's at.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 30 May 2022, 21:40,
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That's a brilliant idea !Use the new, cutting-edge ABBA hologram tech and re-animate somebody from the past and make them our Monarch.
Queen Victoria would be popular with the Commonwealth, George III could come back and sort out the unfinished business across the Pond, James I and XI would bring much-needed rigour to the religious divisions within present day society.
But I guess the British public would probably vote overwhelmingly for Queenie MacQueenface, or Benny from Crossroads.
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Mon 30 May 2022, 21:47,
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Queen Victoria would be popular with the Commonwealth, George III could come back and sort out the unfinished business across the Pond, James I and XI would bring much-needed rigour to the religious divisions within present day society.
But I guess the British public would probably vote overwhelmingly for Queenie MacQueenface, or Benny from Crossroads.
My genuine preference, UKIP parodies aside,would be to have our de facto head of state our actual head of state. That being the Speaker of the Commons. The speaker of the Lords could be the deputy HoS.
They would be elected in exactly the same way as they are now, and be at least as accountable as they are now. The HoS's powers to review and veto legislation that affects the monarch's estate would be abolished, and the casting vote in a hung parliament would be retained by the Speaker.
This way we have continuity, less unpalatable change at once, and can actually let the monarchy live out their lives of privilege without hanging OR shooting them.
They could petition a special Royal Commission (we could still have them) to dispute ownership of our national assets, which would be reviewed on a case by case basis and dealt with fairly.
(They would be elected in exactly the same way as they are now, and be at least as accountable as they are now. The HoS's powers to review and veto legislation that affects the monarch's estate would be abolished, and the casting vote in a hung parliament would be retained by the Speaker.
This way we have continuity, less unpalatable change at once, and can actually let the monarchy live out their lives of privilege without hanging OR shooting them.
They could petition a special Royal Commission (we could still have them) to dispute ownership of our national assets, which would be reviewed on a case by case basis and dealt with fairly.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 30 May 2022, 22:03,
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I live in Northern Ireland Please take your pick from any of our workshy DUP wankers that seem to love taking money for nothing. Or indeed the other workshy wankers from Sinn Fein who seem to think we all forgot that time they stopped working and still got paid. Actually please take all of them while we elect the one and only person equally hated and loved at the same time Stephen Nolan.
PS - yes, Derry Girls is real and that is how it is here all of the time.
PPS If none of this makes sense I am having toasted scones with lashings of butter and strawberry jam for lunch
(PS - yes, Derry Girls is real and that is how it is here all of the time.
PPS If none of this makes sense I am having toasted scones with lashings of butter and strawberry jam for lunch
TBL I posted this on,
Tue 31 May 2022, 11:53,
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Toasted scones?What sorcery is this?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 31 May 2022, 14:16,
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If you're really keen on ending feudalism,can I suggest that the thirteenth century might be your era?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 31 May 2022, 14:17,
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Can we sell them? Might make a few quidIt’s all drama pomp and stuff
So a Lionel Blair type who loves all that stuff but doesn’t do a Prince Andrew
King Sir Elton John maybe (or would he be King Reggie)
(So a Lionel Blair type who loves all that stuff but doesn’t do a Prince Andrew
King Sir Elton John maybe (or would he be King Reggie)
boff FL OZ,
Tue 31 May 2022, 16:10,
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I think we should afford them the same rights and dignity that we'd show our poorest and most powerlessso I guess we have to send them to Rwanda.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 31 May 2022, 18:47,
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The Queen is radiant!
She's positively glowing...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 30 May 2022, 16:42,
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Marry? Never! I'm a gay bachelor, Blackadder. I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger, and a puker. I can't marry. I'm young, I'm firm buttocked, I'm, I'm...
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 30 May 2022, 14:35,
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photoshopped pictures only :)
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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death,
Mon 30 May 2022, 14:33,
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