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# RIP Olivia Newton-John
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:07, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:18, archived)
# πŸ˜­β˜ΉοΈπŸ˜”
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:22, archived)
# You're the one that I want, ooo ooo Olivia!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Bugger
:(
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Let’s Get Phys-oh Fuck!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:26, archived)
# EWW
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:35, archived)
# Olivia Newton Gone
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 7:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:54, archived)
# That's a terrible spider Pedro. Hasn't even got enough legs.
B&
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Is SPIDER the new CDC?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:57, archived)
# Well it might not be a spider Pedro.
It might be an infection. I'm not
qualified enough to say. Perhaps mofahahaha might know.
Either way, it's still short in the leg department.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Should I take the rubber band off?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:08, archived)
# It might be too late
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:13, archived)
# I don't think so. It's only been on there like a week
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:14, archived)
# OMG!!!!
Thats why its no longer magenta!


*disinfects keyboard
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:21, archived)
# FFS
I can't even
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:17, archived)
# ... like, uhhh, totally?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:18, archived)
# I know right?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:06, archived)
# For sure
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:20, archived)
# International Cat Day
have some dodgy rotoscoping
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:03, archived)
# YAY!!
*jumps for joy* (joy jizz)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:12, archived)
# funny looking cat you have there
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:17, archived)
# It still knocks things off the kitchen table.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:32, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:33, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:39, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:53, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:04, archived)
# This is unacceptable.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:23, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:24, archived)
# I just don't like seeing bananas in distress.
This is fine.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:19, archived)
# All cats are evil and useless. Jusssayin.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:39, archived)
# ΰΈ…^•ο»Œ•^ΰΈ…
do you hate Mondays?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Grrrr….
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:54, archived)
# This (actually) took ages
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:33, archived)
# What's all this then?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:04, archived)
# This is Mr Horrible in happier times.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:06, archived)
# Present day.

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:14, archived)
# He could grow a good Zappa beard though. That might cheer him back up again!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:34, archived)
# Magenta. Three pubes per nostril. Crudely Drawn Custard Cat !
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 21:52, archived)
# Oh the things that could have been…
After the lukewarm reception of Apple automatically uploading a U2 album to every iOS user's devices on September 9, 2014, inital plans to release U2 branded Apple Maps were shelved. Here is a leaked internal design. [Picture showing an Apple map where each street is called No Name and the search says
Click for bigger (394 kb)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:38, archived)
# Mysterious Highways
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 17:25, archived)
# iPhone will follow
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 17:26, archived)
# I don't always use Apple Maps but
Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 17:27, archived)
# I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 17:59, archived)
#
Surely if the streets have no name then they just wouldn't have any names. They wouldn't all have the name 'NO NAME'. That would be 'where the streets all have the name NO NAME', which is not a song by U2 I think I'm right in saying.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 18:06, archived)
# you must be a hoot at parties
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 18:08, archived)
# you forgot to push your glasses up your nose a bit before speaking. LOL!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Still sounds painful.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:54, archived)
#
Nonsense. In fact, I took a deep puff on my pipe before taking it out, pointing it at sinisterduck, and saying what I had to say in a smug Yorkshire voice, and then put back my pipe, tucked my thumbs into my braces and nodded self-satisfiedly.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 19:55, archived)
#
Where the shops have no name, I like it.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 20:00, archived)
# A street named desire
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] MORE!!!!?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 10:45, archived)
# Please Sir, can I have some more games that aren't Beat Saber?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 13:02, archived)
# Beat saber is the only game...
Unless like me you wandered into a private virtual Cinema with an elderly Indian hostess -who had basically every film ever made torrented and was keen to entertain.

Her avatar kept looking over at me in the cinema. This actually happened. I loved it. Made me think VR might have a future
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 17:10, archived)
# I know the rules for a new graphics tablet
but i got a new program... so this isn't a cdc but a CAC. fuck you magenta.


(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 2:59, archived)
# finna bust
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 4:42, archived)
# Busta mooove
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:21, archived)
# The hat is containng the mandatory three spunk blobs?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 9:09, archived)
# ...
He's on the flop lad.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Orange is the new black
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 9:53, archived)
# And how!
They glow in the dark so double up as a nightlight and reading stand.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Dance you cock DANCE!!!!!!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 9:58, archived)
# Cock you, dance!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:56, archived)
# Average game time is twenty minutes, it just feels like a hundred years
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:46, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Heheh
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:43, archived)
# Neck stretch great
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:33, archived)
# I hope it will save the ærth
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:35, archived)
# Stay tuned for the next exciting instalment
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:36, archived)
# Doughman and fistspider squeeze red wee-wee from a shitbrown sausage, cat is abashed
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:34, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:36, archived)
# It’s a celebration!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:37, archived)
# At least you could tell it's a cat, so there's hope for me after all.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:38, archived)
# I don’t see the connection but ok
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:38, archived)
# I know
I'm just grabbing shit now
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:59, archived)
# CAT: My human has no nose
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:43, archived)
# Relay runners have weird feet
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:50, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 2:05, archived)
# She went in a Honda Accord
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:07, archived)
#

(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 15:22, archived)
# this is epic. needs to be preserved for a 1000 years for future generations to marvel at
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:54, archived)
# Pedro Urn
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:58, archived)
# Just in time for International Cat Day
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 11:07, archived)
# YAY!
NOW can I have a cheeseburger?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Attention must be paid.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:17, archived)
# you're fired
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:32, archived)
# Sorely missing mobile phone selfie mode
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:51, archived)
# it was right there for the taking!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:58, archived)
# Kirstie Allsopp is looking well
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Seasonal
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 20:09, archived)
# Did this take ages?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 21:53, archived)
# turned into a butterfly before he was done drawing it
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:25, archived)
# Next time I’d appreciate a spoiler alert before you decide to ruin a literary classic for everyone
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:42, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 16:11, archived)
# Font matching algorithm?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 18:07, archived)
# These are great.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 18:58, archived)
# Your mum plays better than you
according to the scores
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:14, archived)
# i've warned you about hacking my medical records before pedro
stop it
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:16, archived)
# “I don’t remember eating any carrots!”
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:33, archived)
# That's a yummy tomato
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:44, archived)
# Ok, what about the yellow bits though
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 3:02, archived)
# Corn! FFS
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 3:06, archived)
# So where are the carrots?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 12:02, archived)
# I don't carrot all
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 15:36, archived)
# It wooden go
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:41, archived)
# yum!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:43, archived)
# That is a good spider
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 3:04, archived)
# belly good
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:38, archived)
# haha, OMG
I just knew this was a product of atomic industries
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:42, archived)
# I love making bombs! \o/
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:11, archived)
# Bombastic
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Total Destruction!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:13, archived)
# 50's missile tits!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:29, archived)
# uluvit
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 22:04, archived)
# How did I guess...
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Well....somebody had to do it.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Pointies
😱
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Cha!!! \o/
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Oh my word!!
Bit β€˜nipply’ out? :)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:01, archived)
# Very Nippy!!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha pretty tough sweater there
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:29, archived)
# Good lord!
*drops monocle.......
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 0:07, archived)
# Yoinks !!!
O_O
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 22:27, archived)
# Poinks!!
O__O
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:07, archived)
# What's the squirrel option?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 22:41, archived)
# u muss b nutz
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:27, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:32, archived)
# Deeznutz
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:37, archived)
# How come you never do pointy willies, SEXIST?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Trouser tents
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:28, archived)
# That's Pedro's Thing.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:28, archived)
# -willies +terrifying feet
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:34, archived)
# :D

(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:52, archived)
# Ace
of maids
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 0:09, archived)
# Bullet bra bonanza!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:37, archived)
# \BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB/
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:42, archived)
# Cracking Norks Gromit
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 8:31, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 18:50, archived)
# Norgisbord
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Building the perfect woman.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 18:50, archived)
# Out of 70-year-old underwear
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 21:37, archived)
# Shut-up.
Don't you have buttons to push?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Just yours :)
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 23:43, archived)
# Marilyn MonWOAH!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 20:27, archived)
# o/\o
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Please Sir...

Click for bigger (48 kb)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 18:55, archived)
# Spacemoose on the wall??
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:06, archived)
# That's in the original game.
I can't find any reference to it being a rip-off.

The Tapper fact I've just discovered is that they made an alcohol free Root Beer version.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:55, archived)
#
Yup! You see that more in the USA than the Budweiser sponsored version, which I think it utterly mad.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] would play
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 17:35, archived)
# I guess this answers my question to:
what do two mammals say to each other under water?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 17:47, archived)
# I'm afraid so...
πŸ˜₯
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 19:38, archived)
# ECCO the Cunt Dolphin
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:57, archived)
# haha very clever
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 0:31, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head


(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:54, archived)
# Just browsing Netflix for something to watch, and found these suggestions for political shows

Click for bigger (301 kb)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 11:22, archived)
# Erm… what?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 12:22, archived)
# I clicked for bigger
and was unpleasantly unsurprised.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 13:30, archived)
# Draw a red circle around the last one
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 12:23, archived)
# kingdom's good too
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:10, archived)
# I’m not suggesting anyone watch it, just circle it.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:11, archived)
# You know - they're not political shows?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 13:52, archived)
# Right. One of them is out of place. It’s like when you see a can of baked beans left in the dog food aisle in the supermarket. It doesn’t really belong there.
Now let me ask you: is that funny? Is that humorous in some way? Does it raise a wry chuckle with you when you see those crazy beans all out of place and shit and hanging out with the Pedigree Chum? And I think for me, the answer to that is and will remain no, no sir, that is not funny, it’s just some beans that have been left in the wrong place. Anyway I really need to put my phone down now, I’m at a funeral.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:45, archived)
# Not in the same league as
Because you enjoyed A Bug's Life, we think you'd like The Human Centipede
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Seeing the Cat Milk packages in the pet food aisle makes me chuckle.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:34, archived)
# That’s a very disrespectful thing to say at a funeral Pedro.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:49, archived)
# So is lifting the bottom half of the coffin lid & stating that you want proof of the corpse wearing shoes.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:57, archived)
# The foot thing Pedro. It’s getting out of control.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:15, archived)
# πŸ˜‚
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:42, archived)
# You were hoping the feet were naked, really.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:43, archived)
# No, no
NO WAY MAN!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Why Tho?!
Fuckingweirdman!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 23:09, archived)
# Well, I thought it was funny, so I took a screen shot so I could share it.
- it's generated the most chatter all day, so I'm not sad if you don't think it was funny.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 17:58, archived)
# Links is that way ---->
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 18:28, archived)
# To the degree that shitting in your hands in a public library would “generate the most chatter all day” I don’t think that’s necessarily a guarantee of side-splitting laughs.
I have to admit you did a great job on the screenshot though.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Too much?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 1:36, archived)
# Nah
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Woke Lefties and the perverted agendas.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:35, archived)
# There seems to be a political element to the plot of The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.
Resistance against totalitarian rule and that.

There would also seem to be a political element to the Korean zombie show. I expect there's a political subtext to The Windsors too.

Netflix is shit though, you should cancel your subscription. Let's force television shows back onto television!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 16:30, archived)
# You're right!
When God invented TV, he intended to have it all be free!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 16:42, archived)
# For was it not Leviticus who said
"But the person who consumes the knowledge of the streaming of that which belongs to the LORD, while it is unclean, that streaming service shall be cut off from His people."
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 18:44, archived)
# And Jesus said to them,
Follow me, and I will make you fishers of b-list talent
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 20:46, archived)
# It's Gods work.
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and saviour Jeebus Crispy?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:00, archived)
# This reminds me of the time I accidentally typed 'iprayer' instead of 'iplayer' into the search bar
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 18:24, archived)
# This reminds me of the time I typed "Nasty Pink Pussy" instead of "Roobarb and Custard"
(, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 7:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:57, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 4:05, archived)
# Nice vid
Shame the audio's so compressed
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 13:41, archived)
#
Ha!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 7:32, archived)
# Whizzpopper!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 10:02, archived)
# Yay
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 10:36, archived)
#
entin Bl
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 10:37, archived)
# Heh!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 13:41, archived)

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