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(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:37, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 22:59, archived)
# new Tintin looks different
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 8:07, archived)
# At least it isn't Gone Postal Pat
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] And I would have got away with it too...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 15:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!

(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 21:09, archived)
# A Family Favo(u)rite!
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 4:02, archived)
# Evil Scooby was Flan the whole time!
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 21:20, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:51, archived)
# Aww, what a cute cat. I wonder what it's watching.
Maybe... just maybe... it's a tiny dog wearing a top hat and riding a unicycle.

aka what I did with my Friday lunchtime.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Smashing!
:D
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:18, archived)
# ❀️
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:30, archived)
# Honey, I shrunk Jacob Rees-Dogg
and gave him a unicycle
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
I was about to say "argh, don't insult my dog" then I read it properly.
Jacob Rees-Dogg is perfect.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!!!
:)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:57, archived)
# Kill it!!!*
*The cat I mean.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:35, archived)
#
Hypnotic and lovely!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Well? CAN he fix it!?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Trust a trader
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:00, archived)
# "Just off down the builder's merchant, mate. See you at 3pm for an hour's work before I piss off home"
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:42, archived)
#
tl;dr
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:36, archived)
# "Aren't the working class simply ghastly?"
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 18:32, archived)
# you need Bogdan the Builder
half the price from Poland
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the oldies
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:39, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:31, archived)
# Jess should be pissing on his face.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
First Class! ;)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:57, archived)
# XD THANKS XD!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:12, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: Kids TV characters injecting all of The Marijuanas or something
What if Bill and Ben had a friend that they kept ripping limbs off to smoke?
What if Speedy Gonzalez couldn't keep still?
What if the Teletubbies was a psychedelic nightmare filled with floating baby faces and nonsense speech?
What if the Magic Roundabout had loads of not-too-subtle drug references in it?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:06, archived)
# "Windy Miller" is a kind of drug fart
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Muffin the drug mule
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Rolf Harris Animal Hospital?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:02, archived)
# You can join today
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, lovely. Have 2 peas!

(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:54, archived)
# Lovely!
:))
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:48, archived)
# ^This^
:)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Superb.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:32, archived)
# Probly did happen.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:38, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Now I want you to do one



(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 23:07, archived)
# Ok, mebbe this... (barkeep, make mine a double please!)
mebbe this... (barkeep make mine a double please!)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 1:43, archived)
# Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle K
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 1:47, archived)
# STAAATCK?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 1:48, archived)
# You never saw Bill and Ted?
Fuck Off Noob!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 2:24, archived)
# i saw it once & didn't memorize the lines :(
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 2:39, archived)
# That’s a classic line tho.
Fukin’ell.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 3:00, archived)
# I know one!
Be excellent to each other!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 3:04, archived)
# Oh oh oh, also...
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 3:15, archived)
# ...anyways,....I didn't have time to do this during the week...here's my late entry.
....I didn't have time to do this during the week...here's my late entry.
This is why I can't look at clouds.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 23:48, archived)
# Holy what the WOW!
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 23:50, archived)
# Welcome, to The Hall Of Presidents
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 0:35, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 20 Aug 2022, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 3:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 3:19, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:48, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:55, archived)
#
Click for bigger (844 kb)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 2:15, archived)
# That's very nice!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 2:39, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 8:59, archived)
# I did one
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 8:33, archived)
# Magnificent!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 9:54, archived)
# did one.

(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:47, archived)
# Mega-cool! πŸ‘
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:49, archived)
# SHRAKS
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:56, archived)
# TERRORBUNNY AND THE SKYFISHZ
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:54, archived)
# Now I feel bad that I didn't post the uncropped version
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Don't feel bad Pedro.
Feel distraught.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 19:38, archived)
# Don't listen to him
Feel yourself
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:14, archived)
# OH I AM!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:39, archived)
# Feel Deeznuts
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 🐻
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Space Pox Patient Zero
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks for the deregulation!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 23:06, archived)
# too true

(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:41, archived)
# The search for mad honey
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Did not in fact.....finish him.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:10, archived)
# That's you on the Ayatollah's shit list
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Too soon
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] pLeasE
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:00, archived)
# More Cheese…
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:06, archived)
# even more cheese
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Probably the best cheese in the world
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:20, archived)
# always free cheddar in a mousetrap
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:29, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Dr. Werner P. Lipschitz needs to have a look at those two.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:44, archived)
#

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#

(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Now listen 'ere you Cant'
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] A more modern conflict
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 12:42, archived)
# Til all are one gender
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 12:45, archived)
# ha - should have been the tag line.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Post-optimus Prime
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:33, archived)
# His male period is over -- FINISHED!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:49, archived)
# ARCEE says hi
Also Springer would like to let you know that he has better things to do tonight than die.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:59, archived)
# Something about Breastforce
etc
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gender Critical Studies.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 7:04, archived)
# Scrumptious
That's the original 'bun' cereal graphic.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:30, archived)
# would buy
for the kids
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:45, archived)
# Builds character
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 12:44, archived)
# schlurrrp
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:21, archived)
# bet they taste like shit
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Awful animal abuse
Just think of all the tiny chihuahuas being force fed cinnamon and flour to produce these.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:13, archived)
# Keep going….
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:34, archived)
# He said a mouthful already.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:09, archived)
# :p
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Evening b3ta.
I have been playing with dogs and making a new band.

Edit: Oooh, the band has put the video live. You can see them in action on the Links board :)
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:25, archived)
# The drummer is a passport
They'll be performing a song about passports & so it all makes a lot of sense. Honest.

(As an aside, quite excited that I can post a webp, which I *think* means I'm a sad old nerd).
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:46, archived)
#
I emigrated from Britain because I refuse to not live in the EU. In fact, I have rejected my old life so strongly that I would be very happy to change my name officially to join in with where I live. The one and only reason why I don't is because if I did I would have to go to the embassy and change my burgundy EU passport for a blue Brexit one. True story.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 1:46, archived)
# Time to get naturalised.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:29, archived)
# -change my burgundy EU passport for a blue Brexit one. +get strangled and dismembered by a team of specially imported assassins.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:39, archived)
# That seems like a bizarre choice of hill to die on, but each to their own.
Incidentally, I got my new UK passport last month. It's black, not blue. Might set fire to it in protest.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 8:35, archived)
# The old ones that they wittered on about were black too.
I still have one in a drawer somewhere.
The whole thing makes NO sense.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:37, archived)
# Anyone who cares what colour their passport is really needs to get a grip on life.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:46, archived)
# #There ain't no black in the taking control back
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:48, archived)
# What I mean is, WHITE PASSPORTS NOW
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:49, archived)
# Ironic that EU passports are a not dissimilar shade to gammon.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:05, archived)
# i've looked at my old 80s one under all sorts of light
And it's black. None more black.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 10:46, archived)
#
You reassure me that when my old one expires my replacement won't be Conservative Brexit blue, which is what I feared. But never mind the colour, the fact that I live and work and travel in the EU, and I have a long-term residency card, means that my EU passport is never checked and I don't queue up in the non-EU lane. The idea of losing that is hateful to me. But of course away from big money corruption it's now very difficult to become a citizen of an EU country. Damn their genetically primitive racist arses.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Thank you for sharing your views on eugenics, Führer
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:38, archived)
#
I didn't say that I wanted to exterminate them, so no Nazi eugenics involved, I assure you. But it is a fact that I have emigrated from Britain because of the very great extent to which I do genuinely despise them. And yes it's really true that I do consider all Conservative voters and all Brexit voters to be nasty genetic primitives. I have walked away from them all and I live in a much nicer place called the European Union.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Oh shut the fuck up
You melodramatic cunt
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:25, archived)
# FP this now
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 22:10, archived)
# Who cares where you get your onion?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:49, archived)
# Oh wait, union
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:49, archived)
#
It only refers to changing my name officially, nothing else in my life is affected. I'd be happy to get a new passport if it actually mattered!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:52, archived)
# No Cowbell?
More Cowbell!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:26, archived)
# Yay! I knew it was yours immediately.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 1:15, archived)
# :)
To be fair you'll have seen parts of the singing dog before - I first used them about 17 years ago (dear lord I'm old). I reckon enough has been replaced to consider it an offspring though!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:41, archived)
# lovely! :D
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:25, archived)
# is that the new Battersea station?
beautiful
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 4:45, archived)
# Hah, that *would* explain the dogs choosing it for their photoshoot
Nice and close to home.
(don't actually know where the photo was taken I'm afraid)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 9:46, archived)
# Yay !
How's leccy? Nice to have ya back
(, Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Life goes on, cracker

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(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 22:34, archived)
# Haha! :D
Klik!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 22:46, archived)
# FFS I scrolled past that twice before my brain kicked in
Aces.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:51, archived)
# Cheer up, it could be worse.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 2:34, archived)
# Easy e
The brother who would like to meet your mother and take her out for a spot of lovely tea to tell her everything is going to be alright.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 8:06, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 12:39, archived)
# IDGI
It's obviously not positivity, and it's obviously not punctuation. Something about breaking up with someone?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 13:42, archived)
# Does this help?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:01, archived)
# Yes it does!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:09, archived)
# Mustabindun
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:59, archived)
# IDGI
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 21:20, archived)
# Word to your Grandmother!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:27, archived)
# Ha! :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 14:24, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:17, archived)
# Respect tha Police, they have to deal with a lot
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Choices, choices

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(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 1:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 6:57, archived)
# Brady's been on his holibobs
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 7:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 7:44, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Might do Terrahawk next.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:43, archived)
# I hope he finds his legs soon
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I shouldn't have bothered:
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Now do the doll!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 15:11, archived)
# Who do you think I am, Kenny Omega?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 16:32, archived)
# Twinkle toes Mcfingerbang
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:15, archived)
# Well wouldn't you know who won the pony!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 17:51, archived)
# Slicker than cum off a gold tooth
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:01, archived)
# Flatter than a plate-full of piss.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:40, archived)
# Couldn't sell pussy to a troop train
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 19:51, archived)
# I hope they bomb your country next, motherfucker!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] NOOOOOT NOOOOOOOT!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 18:54, archived)
# pure filth
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:00, archived)
# the sexy multiverse has no limits
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] this calls for Judge Donald......

(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Donald Drokk
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:33, archived)
# I was at that RevCo gig
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:17, archived)
# backstage?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Isn't that his honky bestie Chas?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 21:38, archived)
# Morph is behind the camera
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 22:28, archived)
# I am quite perturbed by this.
Well done.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 23:32, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2022, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Noice!!!!

(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Double noice!
(, Wed 17 Aug 2022, 17:39, archived)

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