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[challenge entry] I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!
(plankton, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 23:10, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum.
(plankton, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 8:43, archived)
# Proper LOL
(davyclam, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:48, archived)
# No Pluto?
I'm not interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Dogging with goofy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 23:53, archived)
# I prefer Daisy myself....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A Reaction To Twee Bullshit Tributes
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Bollox
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 21:20, archived)
# Buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:10, archived)
# Only her undertaker knows for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 0:20, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 8:15, archived)
# Gorn
but never forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Are tasteless tributes OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Well I have full confidence in the new government top team.
Oh aye.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:18, archived)
# And have a silly dog to balance out the politics
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:31, archived)
#
Utterly hatstand! WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:12, archived)
# they had to cancel their picnic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:37, archived)
# A government so incompetent they can't even manage a teddy bears picnic.
A sad state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Bindun
The Goodies Rule...O.K.?, 1975
(rogerzilla, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:36, archived)
# No tea?
Savages!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:53, archived)
# Top ... Team

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:06, archived)
# XD XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:49, archived)
# Honestly I would be happier with this
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Who wants kebabs?

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(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:13, archived)
# Just had one, thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:31, archived)
# 🚨 paging Chumps, unshopped image alert 🚨
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:28, archived)
# (temporary insert: [unshopping cunt])
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:17, archived)
# Thanks Dick. Feel free to steal my gif if i'm absent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:10, archived)
# cheers chumps
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah, blah, blah, blah....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=vK3kbh72J7s
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] When does the new IC drop?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 12:44, archived)
# They've been synchronised, now launching at the same time as each new Question Of The Week
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 12:52, archived)
# When does the new QOTW drop?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 12:53, archived)
# Same time as the IC, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 13:31, archived)
# +BM
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 14:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 15:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11160273
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Don't?
2015 fail :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:55, archived)
#
I very much like this
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Thanks Bally
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 20:56, archived)
# New Chancellor Jeremy makes first public statement
(Quick and dirty, done on phone sorry)


(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 9:30, archived)
# Makes more sense than the last guy.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 9:33, archived)
# HELLO I'M THE NEW CHANCELLOR
ISN'T MONEY BRILLIANT? YOU CAN BUY OATS AND SUGARLUMPS AND STUFF. I'M SURE I'LL BE TOTES AMAZING AT THIS JOB. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET POO STAINS OUT OF A FLAG?
(rogerzilla, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 9:46, archived)
# -FLAG +GOVERNMENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Well if it isn't Jeremy the Annoying Horse!
Many years have passed since I last saw him
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 10:08, archived)
# Jeremy for PM
(gijoel, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 10:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 15 Oct 2022, 11:46, archived)
# How annoying!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 12:45, archived)
# 😍😍 I love you Jeremy!! 😍😍
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 14:23, archived)
# ^this ❤️🐴😗🐎🥰
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 16:35, archived)
# ❤️🐴🍔
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 16:46, archived)
# 🤮
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 16:47, archived)
# without Googling, I vaguely recall the US being one of the biggest exporters of horse meat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:56, archived)
#
meat
shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:57, archived)
#
# 6 top of the chops.

American horse meat is considered a delicacy in Europe and Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 18:16, archived)
# top of the clip-clops
(rogerzilla, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 7:00, archived)
#
OMG
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:31, archived)
# Jeremy! Where have you been?
Back at last in our time of need...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 16 Oct 2022, 10:43, archived)
# wake up you little CHUNKY MUNKYS it's time for BEANS!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 6:30, archived)
# I can hear their tongues in my mind's ear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 6:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11372470

Edit: RIP Robbie...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 15:24, archived)
# Mmmmm...mom and daughter porn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:32, archived)
# Baked or refried?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 6:49, archived)
# Human
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 8:16, archived)
# RIP Jade Goody
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo is the best.......for me to poop on!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 2:52, archived)
# did u get pooped on?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 6:23, archived)
# By birds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:29, archived)
# Do you know I've never heard that man speak?
How far the world has changed when I can go the entire 4 years of someone being the most powerful on the planet and not actually hear their voice once.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 8:19, archived)
# no tv's in HMP Stafford, ay?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 8:53, archived)
# Not after last time
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 10:11, archived)
# Just imagine every sentence starting out as a childlike whine, before tailing off into flat boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 9:42, archived)
# I've never heard that man speak any sense
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 9:52, archived)
# I never heard the cunt speak for more than 5 seconds...
the amount of time it took to change the TV channel/close the browser tab...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 15:27, archived)
# You have missed out on some quality entertainment. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 17:29, archived)
# Looking forward to this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time...
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:54, archived)
# RIP
b3ta.com/board/11378780
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:56, archived)
# New line-up featuring funk-rock bassist Don Was plus famous rap singer from The YouTubes, "KSI"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 20:34, archived)
# Nº 1 in U. K.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 20:34, archived)
# Get out of my childhood record collection
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 21:00, archived)
# I was unacquainted with Hare Jam
but following the links I discovered an all-too-brief glimpse of another existence, a stream of drunken unconsciousness which was fascinating, and in its way, just as much a work of art in prose as the visually brilliant ones here.
RIP then.
(davyclam, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Letters Of No Confidence Flood No. 10
(JauntyArt, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:49, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:51, archived)
# Unlikely, posties are on strike
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:50, archived)
#
S’magic, innit?
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 20:52, archived)
# If Fred Armisen was cast as Liz Truss
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 23:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 2:38, archived)
# But this is before her coffee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 5:24, archived)
# Impasto with tomato sauce
(JauntyArt, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:21, archived)
# Just Stop Oil Painting
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Souper
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Oct 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Too orange…obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:05, archived)
# They missed an opportunity to use alphabetti spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Hahah!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 15 Oct 2022, 8:17, archived)
#
I appreciate the amount of effort that took!
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 19:43, archived)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:04, archived)
# We Fear Change!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:47, archived)
# synchronized cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 15:05, archived)
# I'm not going anywhaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 13:41, archived)
# Fake. No glove puppet
Seems like the Conservatives have remortgaged.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Oct 2022, 13:55, archived)
# Remortgaged?????
They would, but their offer was withdrawn after the mini-budget.
(ymmit, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 19:28, archived)
# I'm not going anywhaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 13:58, archived)
# Stealing this...
Like Liz Truss stole your future and gave it to some rich guys.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:18, archived)
# H. F. G. S.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 2:19, archived)
# Um...
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Oct 2022, 6:51, archived)
# Bloody hell
Bring back the feet
(rogerzilla, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 7:00, archived)
# LAWL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 12:26, archived)
# o_O
Nice 'MOM' tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 8:07, archived)
# WO
E
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 8:17, archived)
# 3
OM
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 8:33, archived)
# NINJ
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 10:12, archived)
# WOW
Wendy O. Williams
R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Unlicensed to ill
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 11:31, archived)
# vg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 11:39, archived)
# vb
very bored
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 12:20, archived)
# I had a similar dream last night
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 13:19, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 13:46, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 14:19, archived)
# Little man
Be careful what you ask for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 15:18, archived)
# I’m asking for more blue shields.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:07, archived)
# All you get is a rusty sherrif's badge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 18:29, archived)
# I will destroy you and your little baby chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 20:36, archived)
# It does look a bit 'poultry' now that you mentioned it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 21:01, archived)
# I was talking about nohaha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 0:21, archived)
# whohaha?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 0:44, archived)
# no-ha-ha*
* No (haha) , No funny , Not funny , No sense of wit **
** And just saying random things is not funny .
Please keep your baby chicken in the coop…’k…thnx
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 5:24, archived)
# Yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 14 Oct 2022, 19:56, archived)
# Swordfighting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 19:57, archived)
# I approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Oct 2022, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Ovejita? Nice find
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks Dick
I was gonna use Beaker (kinda rhymes) but I really wanted two girls and Ovejita came to the rescue :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 8:10, archived)
# Cheers Q
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 14 Oct 2022, 11:07, archived)

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