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[challenge entry] Great Railways Journeys 2120
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 15:02, archived)
# I hope I'm still live in a hundred years, I'd watch this
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:13, archived)
# Especially the bit where Portillo gets his head ripped off and skullfucked
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:36, archived)
# at the end of every episode
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 0:30, archived)
# "Oh my god, they skullfucked Michael!"
"You BASTARDS!"
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 9:58, archived)
# -BASTARDS +LEGENDS
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 13:27, archived)
# Michael Phwoar!tillo
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:36, archived)
# Is that his real hooter?
Did he get it from too much Port, or too many punches?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 21:47, archived)
# Actual lol
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha one of the best
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 0:30, archived)
# aWOWsaWOWsaWOWsaDaDaDa
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 0:32, archived)
# Max Bygraves is looking well!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 8:08, archived)
# you need hands, aWOWsaWOWsaWOWsaDaDaDa
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 13:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Yer akshall original Cyberpunk was set in 2013
- with a second edition of the game set in 2020.

We're already in the future, choomba!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2022, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Prat

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(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:33, archived)
# Yes, M'Lady
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:38, archived)
# Parker, what do you say to splashing my jubblies again?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 13:04, archived)
# Today I have been mostly getting ready to be Prime Minister
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:35, archived)
# Ted and Ralph co-primeministers.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:37, archived)
# But that would be great
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 11:38, archived)
# The Farce Show
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:57, archived)
# Those reasons he had to go in the first place?
All forgiven and forgotten, because someone even shitter came along and wiped everyone's memories.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:46, archived)
# It is scarcely credible, to be honest. I just read the defense sec's recent comments about staying in post, sounded quite sensible until... "I'm leaning towards Boris"
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 13:06, archived)
# I'm just clinging to the hope that it's a veiled threat, because he's got access to all the weapons.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:14, archived)
# Those codes actually just unlock a briefcase filled with marzipan
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:46, archived)
# FFS, don't let the Russians know
don't let the Russians know
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Terrifying remake
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] EastEnded
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice. And on the same theme.......

(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:25, archived)
# Needs more turds, plastic waste, dead whales, etc.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:00, archived)
# Aces
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 4:16, archived)
# Thanks Pedro
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:11, archived)
# YVW HTH HAND
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:08, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 11:39, archived)
# No way. No wait a minute, is that better than bad?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:09, archived)
# It's good!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 15:11, archived)
# HUH!
not bad
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 15:12, archived)
# Rehash
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:27, archived)
# This is the redoubleupredubdeluxe 2
Electric boogaloo
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:32, archived)
# These are not the pointies that I’m interested in.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Season 94...

(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:52, archived)
# Nicely
Click
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:53, archived)
# Couldn't happen to a nicer shithole...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:01, archived)
# Paris isn't that bad
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:16, archived)
# It's fucking awful
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 8:08, archived)
# Is Neil Oliver still on it?
Or is he a full-time anti-woke beardy moon-howler?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 8:34, archived)
# Very good.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 8:49, archived)
# The Noah's Ark attraction reopened again
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:09, archived)
# Much to the clown's amusement.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get you Obi-Wan!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:40, archived)
# Snort
-click-
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:44, archived)
# Carry On Star Wars faceswaps?
Brilliant, I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this before.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:56, archived)
# Oh, is this not Carry On?
Excuse my ignorance, they all look the same to me.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:57, archived)
# Shitseventiescomedyist
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:00, archived)
# Have you got a large one?
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:06, archived)
# Just wait until they realize that Star Wars was a long long time ago, and not in the future.
Right?! Right?!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:23, archived)
# Time is relative
On the Buses was even older.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 9:36, archived)
# How is time relative exactly?
All that is past is not the future.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:29, archived)
# There are multiple star wars entries
Might need to change the challenge to "the BBC either on earth 100 years in the future, or ages ago in a different galaxy"
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:32, archived)
# it's okay
On The Buses wasn't a BBC show anyway
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 21:31, archived)
# On The AT-STs
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:58, archived)
# I8UButler is a service droid...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:01, archived)
# Chortle
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:18, archived)
# A disaster, 9 years in the making
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:44, archived)
# THE JEWS
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:32, archived)
# Hmmm
Mate, Sickipedia died a while back, and was, mysteriously, never resurrected.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:43, archived)
# SOROS?!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:45, archived)
# <s>S</s>WH <s>R</s> +H
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:01, archived)
# mate
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:01, archived)
# All the cool kids say it with an r/
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Obvs.
...or the satanic paedophiles in the attic of a souvlaki take-away in a semi-detached in Golders Green.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:10, archived)
# Alright Jeremy, fancy seeing you here
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:14, archived)
# Whoa!
That's spooky.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:17, archived)
# Id use anusol
That’ll make it less sore
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 16:41, archived)
# Suck it up, snowflake remoaner
Just because you can't stand to watch all this WINNING
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:39, archived)
# It's certainly breaking all records!
So, there's that.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:44, archived)
# Everything would be brilliant if it wasn't for all those remoaners who lost a vote 6 years ago
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:58, archived)
# If you don't like the answer the public gave, you can ask a second, third and fourth time
says SNP Leader
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:13, archived)
# Neverendum
Until bored into submission
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:11, archived)
# This is the way of it.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:16, archived)
# Don't forget how everything that has happened since 2014 is an OUTRAGE that DEMANDS independence.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 10:52, archived)
# I think that's how democracy works.
We hold elections every 4 or 5 years regardless of the results. The reason for the SNP's existence is to campaign for Scottish independence. Not sure what you expect from them. Doesn't seem to make any sense.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Pfft! Take me 9 seconds to level everything.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:24, archived)
# Cloughie and Liz both lasted 44 days.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Superb!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Great British Replicator Off
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:32, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:02, archived)
# And in this town, you boys is knowed as transients.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:08, archived)
# There's only one way to decide the next PM

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(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:39, archived)
# Is the 9 o'clock option Enya? <3
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:47, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:46, archived)
# brill
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:04, archived)
# I think any MP mentioning that name needs to be reminded
that the 28th of October is not long followed by the 5th of November.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Noel Edmonds please
as long as Mr Blobby is deputy
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:23, archived)
# Rob?
Also, why is there a photo of the hosts on display on their own show (bottom right)?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 20:02, archived)
# Larry
Lettuce Chancellor
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:57, archived)
# :O Hitler Clone! Perfect!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 2:14, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 3:57, archived)
# :O
ujustwait
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 4:06, archived)
# Don't sweat it bro!
I don't think they really smoke. I can tell by the way they awkwardly handle their smokes.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 4:07, archived)
# Both are fat ugly douchebags.
Like you and nohaha.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Join the queue
Oh wait…
(, Mon 24 Oct 2022, 22:26, archived)
# Cracking Cheese Gromit
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:18, archived)
# What if politicians had unnatural smiles or stood a bit weird?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:33, archived)
# You mean, like all of them?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Zero-effort IC
Just post unshopped photos of any Tory MP
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Miftny D in da house
holding in a fart
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:56, archived)
# That's one of The Stances Of Strength used in Torydo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Doctor WTF

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(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:06, archived)
# Ahh...but...
...shouldn't it be 'Dr Whom' now? ;D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:12, archived)
# alright Suella Braverman
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Zaphod Beebledox
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid boy...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:00, archived)
# STOP MAKING ME SPILL TEA FROM MY NOSE
Have many 'Yays' and several 'Woos' and one or two 'Hooplas'
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oops, soz!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:12, archived)
# He has history
But won't stop thankfully
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 23:59, archived)
# I think the highest recorded temperature on Mars is 21C.
At night it's about -128C.

Stop getting Mars wrong! :''''(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:48, archived)
# Because of the low pressure water would boil at -5 centigrade.
So it would be literally boiling hot. Sometimes!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Now you're getting heat and temperature wrong!
I'm in danger of launching into an autistic rampage at any moment.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:54, archived)
# You're getting autism wrong
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Right. That's it. I'm throwing a tantrum now.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:37, archived)
# Give it a rest
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 0:00, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Nice!
-click-
La-de-dah Douglas Quaid
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:59, archived)
# that's great
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 22:27, archived)
# Amazing :-)
(, Fri 21 Oct 2022, 11:12, archived)
# "I have just been to see His Majesty the King, who has invited me to form a government, and I have accepted."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:04, archived)
# At least they're romaine, eh readers?
(Well, no.)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:26, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Leaf means leaf
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Get salad done.
If only she'd used the vinaigrette.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 16:29, archived)
# Et Tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar Salad!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Cos with Ed Milliband
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:22, archived)
# the greens party
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:12, archived)
# First Prime Minister since Winston Churchill to serve two monarchs.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Didn't she do well?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 21:10, archived)
# I welcome our new Prime Minister, Let Tuss.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Yoinked for the compo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Answer - Yes, probably.

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(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:34, archived)
# Served, in the animal husbandry sense, yes.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:41, archived)
# I see she has resigned.
I wonder who is next? Hopefully the Downing Street cat.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:54, archived)
# It's about damn time. Finally, the markets are calmed. However the price of cat food just went up significantly and the less said about shitting in boxes the better.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Baarstards!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:57, archived)
# Darth Bumbag
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:03, archived)
# Building flying saucers again for a b movie extravaganza.

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(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:21, archived)
# alright Elon Musk
I heard Mars is really cool this time of year
(, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 19:12, archived)

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