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Vladimir Routin

(DonKiddic, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:17, archived)

hello

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:35, archived)

Welcome to Saint b3tasburg

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:37, archived)

not bad

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:05, archived)

It rhymes with Peethreeter

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:14, archived)

MoscWoo!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:10, archived)

Rootin' tootin' Vlady Putin

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:32, archived)

I'm on a horse

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 17:59, archived)

rooter lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:53, archived)

All that connectivity and still no connection to reality

welcome to the board :D

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 17:35, archived)

Seam horse?…….

….no……..
Doesn’t seam possible…..

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 18:03, archived)

Seam horse with the invisibility, please don't put them "naughty stepped" for this

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)

"The name's Borg . . . . Shy Borg!"

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Q4nobody, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:14, archived)

yesh . . . yesh it ish

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LS18, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:24, archived)

I like thish

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:35, archived)

the cyborg who loved me

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:11, archived)

007 Series

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 18:04, archived)

Meanwhile in 1978

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2kindsofherring, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 14:12, archived)

oof!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:12, archived)

I know. Apologies to all.

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2kindsofherring, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 17:49, archived)

On b3ta, no-one can hear your SPANGGGG!!!!

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 23:13, archived)

getting nearer

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LS18, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 13:43, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 11:55, archived)

Rishi's staff has a knob on the end

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 13:24, archived)

-has a knob at the end +brings all the boys to the yard

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:54, archived)

Sue me. It's a pea.

HAMMERSTEIN!!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:59, archived)

*slurp*

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:16, archived)

Sunburned parrot

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:57, archived)

Nice, except...

...the car was called the Metropolitan, not the Cosmopolitan.

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:37, archived)

thx--fxd

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:56, archived)

Some memory, you guys.

my Auntie Kathleen had one long, long ago.

(davyclam, Thu 15 Dec 2022, 13:46, archived)

OK Computer?

(Cheeky pea!)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:06, archived)

Double Pea Kryten Starmer

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:11, archived)

He looks like he’s been punched in the face! :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:16, archived)

Now do Mick Lynch as General Staal

(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:44, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:00, archived)

Which hat melting algorithm...

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:12, archived)

haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:46, archived)

Aw, bless him

(rogerzilla, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 7:10, archived)

I like how his head is facing one way

and his face is facing the other

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:22, archived)

Ah, so Kryten *did* learn to lie, then?

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 23:15, archived)

buzzes like a fridge

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:21, archived)

Buzz Fridgelight

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:22, archived)

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:59, archived)

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:20, archived)

I’ll have ‘P’ please Bob…

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Ninj, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:53, archived)

Looks like Edward and Tubbs' Local Shop

She won't get far

(rogerzilla, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 8:02, archived)

This compo has jumped the shark.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 12:11, archived)

fake

no helicopter

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Dec 2022, 15:30, archived)

This shark deserves a FP! Best shark ever! (jusssayin)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 18:14, archived)

Perfect

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Dec 2022, 22:49, archived)

Matt Dillon is looking well

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 16:22, archived)

AHHHH-NULD!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 18:17, archived)

Like it

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LS18, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 23:07, archived)

grilling a chicken

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 14:22, archived)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 15:53, archived)

*groan--clk* :)

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 15:55, archived)

Please explain

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 18:02, archived)

Daisy Ridley Scott,

Click for bigger (233 kb)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:44, archived)

Kessel Runner

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:53, archived)

I have never been as aroused as I am right now.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:56, archived)

What forum-matching algorithm are you using?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:57, archived)

I'm bringing /board and /talk together for Christmas.

It's what Santa would have wanted.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)

I think we all know what would have happened to Santa had he gone on the talk board *something about sacks*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 14:10, archived)

WeLL Ton

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 17:36, archived)

Ba I Bac Teta

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:29, archived)

That would be like mixing bleach and ammonia

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 17:32, archived)

Excellent for deep cleaning, especially in enclosed spaces?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 18:39, archived)

2 toxic irritants combining to make something even worse

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 18:40, archived)

/links?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Dec 2022, 1:46, archived)

Breaking Bad just got more inclusive

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)

I am the one with knockers

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 19:41, archived)

phwarr

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:23, archived)

oh, right

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 21:24, archived)

Fights like a girl.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:11, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:17, archived)

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire

(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:18, archived)

Sometime you might stoke the mantlepiece though?

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 19:10, archived)

Impeccable result!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:32, archived)

...errr, i mean compared to your other, ummmmm

stuff

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:33, archived)

Congration!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 16:18, archived)

DAISY RDLI HAKKIS

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 19:36, archived)

pee-mail.com/?p=kwzJsYOxMb1YnJ1Z8YYc

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 20:53, archived)

W/Y/H

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 20:38, archived)

No reason

Just trying to learn pixel art aged 46. Like a fucking loser. Updated with one more frame for smoothness.

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 9:54, archived)

glorious

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 10:14, archived)

pulsating pear is cute

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 10:44, archived)

:-) Like a little fruit doggy.

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 11:08, archived)

Isn't this a pea?

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 11:06, archived)

4 head

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 11:29, archived)

LICKY!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:11, archived)

This Pong game is broken.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:28, archived)

try being younger

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:54, archived)

How are you doing fellow kids?

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:00, archived)

Up the arse, probably

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:09, archived)

You have no chance to survive make your time

(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 16:54, archived)

what you say?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 17:21, archived)

coat hangers for mouths

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:55, archived)

Aww, he's lovely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 13:04, archived)

Phwoooaaaar

Nice pear

(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 16:53, archived)

GJM...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 17:43, archived)

chicks No fat

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 18:08, archived)

Spanginator

another pea

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 0:04, archived)

:D great

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 0:07, archived)

thanks. An oldie but still - in my humble opinion - a goodie

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 0:09, archived)

Yup

and as a bonus, the sight of the frying pan appears to elicit a salivary response :p

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LS18, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 0:21, archived)

Classic pea!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 4:25, archived)

spang!

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PooPants, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 14:26, archived)

Demo pan

That is all

(Farty Funkhouser, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 23:01, archived)

Matching algorithms?

We don't need no stinking matching algorithms.

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:55, archived)

16:9 party

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:57, archived)

It's all 2:1 around here these days, granddad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 6:57, archived)

I am a grandad actually.

I don’t take no crop from anyone.

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 20:18, archived)

I hate Graham Norton

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:16, archived)

I love it-a

(bollocks holiday)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)

Real Clickbait Tuesday is shit, give it up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 8:55, archived)

-ho--e

+an

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 9:38, archived)

Rare?

I peek inside Graham Gordon's anus at least twice a day.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 10:18, archived)

Stop calling him Gordon

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 10:27, archived)

I'm Gordon, and so's my wife.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 11:09, archived)

Did he invent Norton Antivirus?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 12:12, archived)

Is this a sportball thing?

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 23:12, archived)

Pure F & SAS

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 1:28, archived)

can't work out whether it's a hairy biker or kenny rogers

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 8:38, archived)

Brendan Gleeson entered the chat

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 10:12, archived)

🍏

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:28, archived)

"Show Don't Tell" is the first single on progressive Canadian rock band Rush's 1989 album Presto. The song peaked at number one on the U.S. Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks Chart,[2] the second of five songs by Rush to top the chart.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:56, archived)

the only song anyone knows by Rush is

Working Man

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:19, archived)

Barchetta Sawyer, you mean

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:20, archived)

Power Windows is a great album

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:21, archived)

Although really everyone should listen to all of them

perhaps not the last two

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:45, archived)

lols

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 9:42, archived)

Click for bigger (370 kb)

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:35, archived)

:D *clx*

gotta luv Data

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)

I wonder what Data's amazon wishlist would look like?

Paint supplies
Bob Ross videos

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:56, archived)

Or something a little more tit-ilating

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:15, archived)

Where is Kryten's groinal attachment when you need it?

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:27, archived)

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:46, archived)

Thank you…Happy Christmas to you too…………..cunt….!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:14, archived)

"Make it so, make it so, make it so!"

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 19:21, archived)

I think it would be funny if Picard was standing over a sewing machine and says "Make it sew!"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 19:39, archived)

The TV doesn't work?
Make it show

Car going too fast?
Make it slow

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 19:42, archived)

OMG YES!!

That's hilarious!!! LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 20:00, archived)

WHAT?!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 20:11, archived)

Captain, I am struggling to decide which teletubby to colour red.

Captain, the new snow machine has arrived.
Captain, I can't choose which band to open the 1985 Live Aid concert at Wembley Stadium.

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:28, archived)

WHAT?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 20:11, archived)

So, sew rhymes with so.

So it's so funny (or sew funny) when the words are changed to make a play-on-words-styled statement

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 20:17, archived)

puntastic

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Chumps 👀, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:21, archived)

no this is more of a play on words

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 23:47, archived)

*mate, Mate*

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LS18, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:25, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:42, archived)

LS18 is a cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:43, archived)

Well he's certainly prolific.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 23:16, archived)

It'd pronounced 'foy-yay', not 'foy-yer'.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 7:17, archived)

foo yay!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 10:37, archived)

❌Pronunciations vary with geography

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxwmPYf2riw

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 10:57, archived)

Two pronunciations.

The right one, and the wrong one.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:55, archived)

Your lack of education shows.

Although, to your credit, you were able to grasp the joke despite the limitation. Keep up the good work.

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LS18, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:02, archived)

y tho

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:49, archived)

Coltcoin

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Dec 2022, 19:49, archived)

Token hero

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:34, archived)

Blockchain schlockchain more like

(Farty Funkhouser, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:13, archived)

*gulp*

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LS18, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)

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