It's funny how you guys know his songs but i know his address and i have a gun
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 19 Dec 2022, 12:48,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Cyborgs"){kind=small}
Like Plankton - I also misheard
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 16:54,
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Speaking of runsDid you know that diarrh(o)ea is hereditary? (It runs in your jeans)
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LS18,
Mon 19 Dec 2022, 19:45,
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really cool! edit: the moon in your pic led me to this
www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/120306-titanic-supermoon-moon-science-iceberg-sky-sink
(www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/120306-titanic-supermoon-moon-science-iceberg-sky-sink
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 18:03,
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Skyrocketing, like that penaltyI missed the candles. Well done old chap.
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An Egg ,D,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 13:45,
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cough with me, if you want to win
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 18:06,
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you'll be reported to the Bureau
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 12:35,
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finally, a practical use for all that Boston Dynamics stuff
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 18:07,
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What?!? Robotic canine murder armies aren't 'practical' enough for you?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Dec 2022, 3:09,
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Looks like the cover of a magazine for people who drink their own piss mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 2:04,
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It was mailed to me accidentally ...and I thought that was lemonade
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 2:10,
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PS: I've got one of the legs to fit in my pee-hole PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 2:54,
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all the way I think
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 4:02,
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blimey, look at the Stait of her...it's my candlesday, 20 today... this week I had the inglorious pleasure of explaining to a 20-something what Badger Badger Mushroom Snake was; they didn't start using the 'net until 10 years after it came out and had somehow avoided all callbacks to it since
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 2:15,
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20 years, SHEESH!!...grats!
Have a nonsense...
(Have a nonsense...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 2:20,
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The ideal 2022 Xmas giftFor sisters where one likes it cold, but with warm feet, and the other likes it warm. No more arguments over the thermostat. Available at Robert Dyas and all JML stockists.
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Tue 20 Dec 2022, 8:47,
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great set of candles - congrats
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 12:33,
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I don't understand, b3ta is not even 20 yea.... oh fuck!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 18:14,
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is that Hope? abandon Hope all ye who enter the gayshift
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 18:10,
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It's Jewel Stait(e?)Not Hope.
No Hope
None
(No Hope
None
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 19:12,
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I missed my own 18th b3taday by one day :'(A pea from the wayback machine then,
now I'm all growed-up and too busy paying bills and buying stuff like cheese, to do fotoshop anymore..
(now I'm all growed-up and too busy paying bills and buying stuff like cheese, to do fotoshop anymore..
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 23:09,
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Happy day after candle day I did exactly the same thing - it must be old age.
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TBL I posted this on,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 0:55,
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belated fire sticks and /talk does not exist
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 1:22,
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Everyone at B3ta still lovesJimmy Savile
Rolf Harris
Donald-John Trump.
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Sun 18 Dec 2022, 10:28,
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Rolf Harris
Donald-John Trump.
the snake that failed the Finding Nemo audition
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 20:52,
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Alright Gorilla Monsoon.I'd run out of SPAG variations anyway. And rule of three.
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brb bio in pussy,
Sun 18 Dec 2022, 16:58,
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and want to overdramatise things
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 16:43,
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you wouldn't have these challenges with mimetic poly-alloy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 19:15,
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I know this to be fact because I read it online somewhere ;p"Since the mimetic polyalloy is made of liquid metal instead of solid metal,
it is less durable than other solid metals, such as a T-800 endoskeleton,
though it can reform and heal itself if it suffers any combat damage."
(it is less durable than other solid metals, such as a T-800 endoskeleton,
though it can reform and heal itself if it suffers any combat damage."
LS18,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 19:24,
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*scratches head ...looks confused*ISDGI
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 17:14,
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Les Dennis is watching Big Brother through his fingers
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 20:18,
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Celebrating 15 years as a B3tan with the first cartoon I posted :D
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 11:50,
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it's like a déjà-vumerry Chriscandles
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 12:23,
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"Can you tell me the quickest way to get to Suckham?"When a man is tired of Suckham jokes, he is tired of life.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 12:33,
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This is why b3ta went down?It had to generate all of those little candle icons
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 13:07,
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15 is old enough...right?.....asking for a friend...Happy Candles, Sir! o/'
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 17:13,
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where the belonggotta keep warm somehow
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 20:01,
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thank you good friend and B3tan
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 23:45,
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There’s also the Automaton Collective from Quest for the Holy Grail
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jonbob loves you,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 20:40,
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I see no singing. Or a collective.Is this "alternative" comedy?
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Chumps 👀,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:37,
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Oh how very, very witty. Oh hahaha!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:48,
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Thanks!I've made the same joke about a dozen times for this compo, so you might like them too.
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:53,
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Nah,it's ok.I realised you were a tedious cunt a while bsck.
( Chumps 👀,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:56,
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Calm down, take a minute, the typos make you seem a little unhinged.That and the dismal failure at trolling.
x
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brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:59,
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Nini brb. May your dreams be full of witty and rib-tickling imaginings.because your waking hours certainly aren't.
( Chumps 👀,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 22:01,
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Oh Chumps. You're genuinely trying to hurt my feelings.lol
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 22:05,
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it's no useshe's a gorner
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:51,
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Nice tag!btw;
brb: 5
Chumps: 9
Keep at it.
(brb: 5
Chumps: 9
Keep at it.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 18:08,
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scoring? I thought these were the ages you were acting
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 20:53,
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There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. brb bio in pussy,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 22:06,
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even better than the real thing
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 17:26,
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I did a thing. I don't know why. You can have it
Click for bigger (1213 kb)
Thank you. His hairstyle mirrors the wave
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 16:19,
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I can't wait for this post to get archived as hate speech
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 16:24,
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You are literally joking about killing Jews,but it's hard to tell if you have the mental capacity to understand the predictable outcomes of hate speech.
You're too stupid to be able to pin intent on you, is what I'm saying.
(You're too stupid to be able to pin intent on you, is what I'm saying.
brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 17:42,
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The National Front read my every b3ta post
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 17:51,
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-police +angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:02,
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Haha, like Combat18!Because telling a Nazi edgelord to think a bit harder is basically the same as being a Neo-Nazi hate group who actually go out killing people! Good one!
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:16,
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I'm chilled.Chilled by the jokes about killing Jews, obviously.
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:23,
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Maybe gaz rob a list of topics you find unacceptable, and he will update the FAQ Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:27,
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Pretty sure it already says not to be a racist cunt in the FAQ.I refer you to my previous comments questioning your mental capacity. Bless your heart.
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:45,
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I'm rather against it, Chumps, why do you ask? brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:41,
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Why do you ask?Also, why do you put question marks at the end of declarative statements?
Do you want me to think you're an anti-Semite? If so, why?
Are you enjoying this exchange? Is this your idea of fun?
(Do you want me to think you're an anti-Semite? If so, why?
Are you enjoying this exchange? Is this your idea of fun?
brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:57,
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Yeah, oh my god, I think I might be having a stroke or something.Such is the power of your trolling.
( brb bio in pussy,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 22:13,
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It's only over a bit of desert thoughThat's hardly even killing really
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 21:49,
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telling my kids this was D-Day
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 16:32,
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it's what surfing Hitler would have wanted
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:31,
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Auguri on the front page!#is_italian
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 17 Dec 2022, 23:03,
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But would you walk 500 miles + 500 miles more (for the muff)?(
_le_shat,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 10:45,
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Hmmm I can't decide betweenCall Girls in Bangalore
or
Bangalore Call Girls
or
Bangalore Call Girls Service
or
Call Girls Service in Bangalore
they all sound so varied
(,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 7:43,
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or
Bangalore Call Girls
or
Bangalore Call Girls Service
or
Call Girls Service in Bangalore
they all sound so varied
I'd tell you to get fuckedbut it seems you don't need any help in that area
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 8:31,
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Controversial opinion:I thought that Escorts in Bangalore II was better than the first one.
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Fri 16 Dec 2022, 8:50,
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I’ve heard that escorts in Bangalore have syphilis and rob their clients
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jonbob loves you,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 8:55,
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And they put razorblades up in there to surprise the clientele
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 11:13,
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got anything in Kidderminster?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 10:17,
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Carpets and a steam trainAnd the Boar's Head
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 10:29,
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no Escorts? I'd settle for a Sierra
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 10:33,
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no - just curious about the availability of escorts in that area :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 11:31,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 11:41,
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Buenos Gayshiftos Amigos!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 3:46,
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did God get the bannhammer or something? since when is every image challenge HappyToast?morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Fri 16 Dec 2022, 6:11,
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