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[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 20:38, archived)
# TOAP LOLZ
My horse can now legally ride on the NY Subway system!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:39, archived)
# Which end do you put your subway tokens and spare change in?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:14, archived)
# lols
but who lugs around an extra-durable horse?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:58, archived)
# It's self-carrying!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 20:01, archived)
# of course of course
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 0:01, archived)
# Why is your horse wearing a tablecloth?
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 11:13, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 11:20, archived)
# But...
I love horses

please imagine this links to the I Love Horses website
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 16:38, archived)
# They really are the best of all the animals
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 16:42, archived)
# Because it's just come from the horse s'table
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 12:08, archived)
# Spang of the day
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] hot coffey & turnips
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*Click*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:08, archived)
# Well I was hoping to eat sometime this week, but that's out of the window now.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:11, archived)
#
ime urnips
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:39, archived)
# dick turnip
what is it with the turnips?
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 0:00, archived)
# there's nothing else left, is there
oh fuck I just read all about it
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 0:06, archived)
# haha--jeezuz---so bad it's excellent!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:37, archived)
# Oh, blimey.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 20:17, archived)
# Amazing
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 20:44, archived)
# Splendid
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 21:12, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhh
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 22:12, archived)
# the mouth
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 23:56, archived)
# Gonna need some extra strength bleach
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 8:27, archived)
# Anything to take away the taste of turnips
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 11:27, archived)
# First class a-nom-nom-nom-mation
Wouldn't want to be sat behind her after that lot
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 11:26, archived)
# Another donation to the wank bank.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 12:22, archived)
# *eyes saved*
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 13:56, archived)
# Easiest wank I ever had
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bastard
the-smug-bastard
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 16:42, archived)
# Arf !
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 21:13, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 22:40, archived)
# Really good.
Would read to my kids.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 16:20, archived)
# In jokes are never.. Oh, congrats!
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 19:04, archived)
# Oh wow
Thanks b3tans :D
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 20:16, archived)
# House of commons bench?
Nice one, but perhaps an opportunity missed?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2023, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Love this.
(, Wed 8 Mar 2023, 11:24, archived)
# Bogart and reluctant dance partner

syncs with any 150 BPM audio track
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 16:27, archived)
#
currently nodding to We Got The Beat, by tyhe Go Go's :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 17:14, archived)
# :D sounds like a tempo match
It's not too difficult to create mp4 videos using animated gifs and mp3 sounds

EDIT: I checked the go-gos tune--it's 152 bpm so it wanders in and out of sybc wuth this^ gif
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 17:19, archived)
# haha--rigid and frigid
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:31, archived)
# also..........75bpm!!!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 17:37, archived)
# yep
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:33, archived)
# old one
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:19, archived)
# hahah--there went that romance
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 19:34, archived)
# Ha, genuine lols
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 20:18, archived)
# Ha !
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 21:14, archived)
#
 
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 22:11, archived)
# here's looking at you, kid
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 1:49, archived)
# yahah! good one :)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 1:53, archived)
# The adventures of 30p Lee

Click for bigger (3071 kb)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:51, archived)
# Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:53, archived)
# I wonder what Viz would call him?
Thick Lee The Horrible Cunt
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:57, archived)
# glad I don't have to live in the UK to like this
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 13:20, archived)
# I think fitting tracking devices to all the poor people is the answer, to make sure they visit only the correct places.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 14:27, archived)
# Agreed.
And some sort of app so everyone else in close proximity gets notified and can then point and screech a la Donald Sutherland.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 17:44, archived)
# Food banks to ban customers who don't come in wearing filthy rags.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 18:47, archived)
# Fesshole just ate it
How many times has that account been suspended by twitter now?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:12, archived)
# Permanently suspended, according to that Mr. Rob fellow
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/1631267712792948736

Edit : Damn, it's back. Guess Nero Musk is a fan.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:20, archived)
# This modern version of "The Trial"
Kafka could never have imagined these situations.
!: "You're Banned"
?: "Why?"
!: "We can't tell you, in case you try to get around the reason next time"
?: "What?!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:34, archived)
# who gives a shit?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:37, archived)
# Fans of terribly-written AI-generated lies
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 13:07, archived)
# It appears to be back online
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:44, archived)
# classic TimChuma
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 12:52, archived)
# FAQ OFF
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 13:04, archived)
# exactly once
for about 15 minutes
(, Sat 4 Mar 2023, 0:59, archived)
# Actually, no pencils (or necks) were broken in the making of this animation

(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 2:42, archived)
# A neck was broken in the making of this animation
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry] β›΅
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 22:59, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it still count for the "Image Challenge" if I've just edited some text?

(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:56, archived)
# Having tried conversing with ChatGPT, I wouldn't even trust it with an Internet connection
Really, it gets seriously confused and contradicts itself so much from 1 paragraph to the next.
It does, however, have very good grammatical skills.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 22:26, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 22:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 23:00, archived)
# That's quite
clever.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Allegedly, in case his lawyers are watching.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 11:47, archived)
# Comedy libel
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 12:17, archived)
# *calls WebSherriff*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 12:34, archived)
# R.I.P.
Ricou Browning, who took to the water as the menacing Gill-Man in Creature From the Black Lagoon and as the creative force behind the original Flipper movie and TV show, has died. He was 93.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 17:57, archived)
# R.I.P. F.L.I.P.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 19:37, archived)
# Find out what it means to me
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 19:56, archived)
# sweet japes..../injecting platform
initiating protocols......
IPFS Upload.............
Surface Architecture....
Primordial japes.........
A Bucket FDull of Fuckry...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDqk1ubHS58
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:32, archived)
# Dekion returns
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:35, archived)
# Qwelcome
are you demon?

also, I'm not sure which Fletch [prequel was the best?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:36, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 22:14, archived)
# Hi
+gh
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 1:46, archived)
# prophecy fulfilled
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:40, archived)
# was the learner L removed?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 8:10, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 10:02, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 10:03, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 10:04, archived)
# Wipe clean, hides unsightly stains...
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:27, archived)
# ^ that's him officer, that guy there
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:41, archived)
# Shagatha Fisty
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 19:58, archived)
# Do you have a Gorn outfit you wear when making these posts? Fully immerse yourself in the creative process
Asking for a friend


(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 21:27, archived)
# Costume? Pfft.
I'm saving up for a gornoplasty.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 22:29, archived)
# which is surely an anal procedure
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 8:11, archived)
# Crowdfund it
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] AKA 'And Then They Were Gorn'
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 21:57, archived)
# Made this back in 2017 when I became aware of Adams’ racism bent
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 23:55, archived)
# Word!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 1:11, archived)
# Powerpoint!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 20:58, archived)
#
Exactly
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 22:40, archived)
# zippers
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The Snail And The Whale
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Vroooooom....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 19:58, archived)
#
this is bloody amazing and it was right there all along!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:22, archived)
# There's another super obvious thing to do with that particular cover.
Might do that now.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 21:11, archived)
#
I'm assuming that it's "The Stig had a dump" ??
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] That would have been funnier

(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 22:50, archived)
# Merry fuqin 20th
Candle day!
(, Fri 3 Mar 2023, 0:54, archived)
# I Have Taken Up Bird Spotting
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:47, archived)
# Can't find a spang gif, have a woo yay instead

(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 17:21, archived)
# hahah! good one
mind if I watch?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 21:29, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 22:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 1:14, archived)
# The bird was called Flap wasn't it?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 2:42, archived)
# yes...saw him in Skeggy once
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 4:04, archived)
# FLAP!!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 18:14, archived)
# I think his name is rob…
…oh…you meant….
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 13:54, archived)
# the one with the beak. no not that one.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 19:39, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Start your day with a Gregg
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:33, archived)
# Looks substantial does it come with a base
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 18:08, archived)
# Ipflibbydibby
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 23:49, archived)
# I love the base, base, base, base
(, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 21:26, archived)

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