Do not panic! We are trained professionals! 
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 18:12,
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You may say that but...(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:26,
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I don't know why they don't just grow some more concrete(
antmulder Flick your icefloss,
Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:53,
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Oversized heads make me uncomfortableimagine paying good money for that beer
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:04,
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dat's babbies innit?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:32,
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You're doing prawn cocktail wrong Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:46,
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Well she could do with a few less prawn ales by all means, lovely smile tho
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 7 Sep 2023, 3:02,
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the orange and lime oneswould be those posh baked beans you get in snobby hotels
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Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:28,
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Finally, pocket sized baked beans! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:04,
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like funny name corner, i get it ChatGPT came up with this one - "Jack Hammer: Although not his real name, it's worth mentioning this pseudonym for a character in the adult film industry, as it humorously reflects his profession " but it concludes with a warning - "...it's important to remember that a person's name doesn't necessarily determine their profession or life choices" which I've taken very much to heart.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:25,
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It would be well funny if you worked in a MartinH factorysorry i didn't that
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:28,
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:) as it happens....This is still my favourite - a specialist in e-learning at Sheffield www.researchgate.net/profile/Graham-Mcelearney
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MartinH,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:31,
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Hell yeah, Sidney Teachmongs is a personal fave. edit: sorry i thought it said "special needs learning" i feel terrible now
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:35,
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You genuinely should. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:58,
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Post that link again for people who want to keep charity bosses living well mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17,
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https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/ brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:09,
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Mark Atkinson's basic annual salary of £129,000 was probably already safe, but his hefty bonus just got a tiny bit more likely :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:55,
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Doesn't all this moral equivocation take more effort than just not being a cunt? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 21:38,
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Hello, Mo`! We have 3 varieties for your consumption
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:42,
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you can't say purveyor without saying perv mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:51,
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Nigel Farage hangs a string of Union Jack pennants between his low-slung nuts and does a one-gun salute mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:53,
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Are you taking commissions for AI prompts?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:07,
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Oh, so you did know who it is?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17,
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I'd always assumed his name was chosen after his career choice. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:35,
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This needs looking into, the entire premise of this post is in question mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:36,
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I propose we commission a committee to communicate with mongychops, who knows about this sort of thing. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:42,
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It’s quite boring.Can you guys do other stuff?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:07,
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A no-holds-barred farting contestSolids lead to disqualification
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Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:30,
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Did they steal their webpage design from Flickr? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Beans!"){kind=small}
I was just going to do one footbeanis, but then I did two, then got a little carried away, soz.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 5 Sep 2023, 20:14,
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If someone says "stop," goes limp, sharts out - the fart is over.
( Shlvng,
Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:50,
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this is incredibly childish *clicks*
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:03,
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#FALLFASHION_2023
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 5 Sep 2023, 1:56,
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akshally she's free-falling in the GIF. That's why she's spinning around PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:05,
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Genius You're the best Pedro*
*at making spinning lady gifs
(*at making spinning lady gifs
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:07,
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Nope, that big bean still gives me the ick
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:56,
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Gorn David Icke believes the Imperator is a shape-shifting ape. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 22:18,
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It’s funny that we’ve become familiar with the various bean images that Google has to offer that you recognised this one as the giant consolidated bean.
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Mon 4 Sep 2023, 22:21,
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Verdigris standard watermark I put on most things nowadays by habit
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Mon 4 Sep 2023, 16:44,
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It may well be just me, but I find it weirdly off-putting. It just troubles my brain somehow, I can't adequately explain why.
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Mon 4 Sep 2023, 21:45,
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It's a very common mold color on food, I suspect we're instinctively cautious of it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 22:05,
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Had to check the date, thought this was the WTC
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:53,
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It's happening again! The beans in my body and my body in the beans.
Shlvng,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 0:25,
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It keeps being upsetting, welcome back, so upsetting mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 2:55,
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O hallo there mofey old chap, being upset is bad for the health, you should probably stop that. Shlvng,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:32,
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No I read a study where they recommend it, The Paleo Headspace, constant fear and sorrow is good for the vagus nerve mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 16:27,
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Sounds good, gonna find my vagus nerve and give it a right old hectoring
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Shlvng,
Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:44,
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Finally got it out of my head……that’s all that matters.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 21:58,
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You can't park there mate. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 22:36,
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No old skool person talking about badgers?It's a no from me.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:44,
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This weekend has been like B3ta Awakeningswith Robin Williams as a Badger and Robert De Niro as a mushroom
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 21:02,
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Looks like teh fear are trying to escape
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 22:19,
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BadgersBadger badger badger…… a tune I’ve taught my 8 yr old.. thankeeeee kindly sir!
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rogue Big knickers,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 7:30,
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"Roadkill expert Arthur Boyt at home with a dead badger", and he really does look right at home A badger will make a meal for two, says Boyt, though his wife Sue is a vegetarian.
"...the brain. You get that by putting a teaspoon in the hole in the back and rooting around."
("...the brain. You get that by putting a teaspoon in the hole in the back and rooting around."
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 12:11,
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On a dark and stormy night Mr Boyt is woken by a knock on his front door. Slowly shuffling along, the old man goes to see who could be calling at such a late hour. The wind rattles through his home and the rain beats hard against the windows, who would come out on such a night?
'Who's there?' he asks but only the sounds of the nocturnal storm reply.
Tired and annoyed he makes his way to the bathroom when he hears the knock again, a slow and deliberate rap.
Pacing to the entrance cursing under his breath, he opens the door as fast as he is able.
'HELLO? WHO'S THERE?' but once again the question is unanswered.
Arthur Boyt steps forward into the darkness but something interrupts his stride. Careering into the night void he lands with considerable force on the Cornish granite flagstone. The unforgiving surface cracks his skull leaving him immobile but semi conscious.
Peering down towards his feet Mr Boyt can vaguely make out the familiar black and white fur of a large badger, staunchly crouched next to the threshold.
Sensing fresh meat, other hungry omnivorous brocks from the clan quickly arrive. Mr Boyt realises what grotesque fate awaits, manages a wry smile and mumbles to himself
'You'll need a spoon for the brain though'.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:23,
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they're going in through the asshole and eating up, they'll get there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:40,
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Pretty obvious really. Stop trying to be clever; it doesn't suit you.
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:18,
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Indeed. Although I’ve had Magical Trevor stuck in my head since yesterday.
youtu.be/au3-hk-pXsM?si=AXoVyYTL0mmeKLfA
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Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:17,
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