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[challenge entry] It was on all their riders
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] on the pink side
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 1:43, archived)
# Burning britches? :)
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dark Side Of The Moo
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 1:37, archived)
# Atom Dark Mother
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 6:52, archived)
# 😄
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] All in all, you're just another prick on the wall

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(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 22:40, archived)
# Worked several RW shows...
Those bricks are just cardboard boxes,
the stage monitor wedges in front of him are actually teleprompters (quite common with older bands),
and he has a ghost guitarist for the solos...
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 0:01, archived)
# He doesn't sing much any more either does he? i wonder what he's for at this point.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 1:14, archived)
# I like his music but his views have alway been comedy gold
i remember they were interviewing him on australian radio a few years back and they asked him about nick cave saying it was artistic censorship to pressure musicians into boycotting israel.
"Artistic censorship?", he mulled, before screaming, "THEY'RE SHOOTING THE FUCKING FEET OFF SOCCER PLAYERS!"
It's a counter-argument ideal for any situation.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 3:16, archived)
# That's why they split up, because he was just too damn funny.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 6:10, archived)
# He is quite barmy
Although the anti Israel stuff has really descended in anti-Jew just lately, what with Nazi armbands and stuff. Shame there isn't someone to pull him to one side and say "Rog, don't you think this is a bit too on the nose?"
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 7:49, archived)
# "no I don't"
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 11:52, archived)
# "THEY'RE SHOOTING THE FUCKING FEET OFF SOCCER PLAYERS!"
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 12:52, archived)
# Stage props are stage props, you say?
Mind: fucking blown.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigmund
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 19:09, archived)
# You beat me to it.
Now I'll have to wait another ten years before posting something.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 20:16, archived)
# Oh my! sorry 😧
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Allo
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 14:30, archived)
# And we are off
Nice start
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:11, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Winner!!

(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PINK FLOYD


We've done challenges on The Beatles, ABBA, and Queen, so let's Photoshop the FOURTH greatest band of all time... it's your dad's favourite - Pink Floyd!
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Let The Pea Roasting Begin
dark-side-of-the-cube
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 13:47, archived)
# oh and by the way, which one's floyd
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 14:36, archived)
# Not that one. The other one.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 14:38, archived)
# The band was called Floyd
but when their American agent was shopping them around the record labels, he said "the band is pink Floyd" to differentiate them from a darker-skinned band also called Floyd, and the name stuck.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 14:39, archived)
# asked chatGPT, it checks out
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] FRONT PAGE THIS NOW

(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:04, archived)
# Too brown
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] How dare you!

(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 17:08, archived)
# It is certainly not my dad's favourite.
Not mine either. Mostly terminally dull. There are a couple of good tracks on their first album, none after that. Possibly the most overrated band in the world.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:05, archived)
# What is his favourite?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:58, archived)
# It changes but
he mostly likes Thelonius Monk, Frank Zappa, Matt Monro, Queen, Hot Chocolate, and Doris Day.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 16:14, archived)
# Going to ask an algorithm to recommend
me something for fans of Frank Zappa and Hot Chocolate...

Hot Pants Road Club, whoever they are.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 19:29, archived)
# They're more my cup of tea than his tbf.
If you like them you should try the Frankfurt Radio Big Band, though they're a lot less funky and a lot more jazzy. Their Zappa covers are superb.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 20:03, archived)
# my dad's favorites are Queen and The Beatles
he's not in to Pink Floyd, but he did live above one of Keith Floyd's restaurants when my parents lived in Bristol

(I don't listen to Pink Floyd any more, have moved on)
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 16:15, archived)
# how do you want your steak? pink, floyd.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] They are a Super Group!

(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 20:00, archived)
# Technically this is "mess with Storm Thorgerson", isn't it?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 18:23, archived)
# Yes.
But you can make gags about Roger being problematic if you want.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 19:23, archived)
# That was certainly where my brain immediately went,
trying to find any humour in him being a cunt is proving difficult though.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 21:28, archived)
# LS18, I mean.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 21:31, archived)
# My other brainwave
was a satirical picture about how George Floyd wouldn't have been murdered by police officers if he'd had pink skin, but again that doesn't exactly scream 'comedy goldmine'.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] You've not experienced Pink Floyd until you have heard them in the original Ssessekh.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *thwack*
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic gag, your highness.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:48, archived)
# He's got a rather long
forearm.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:57, archived)
# didn't you see the news?
long arms run in the family, even including those who marry into it for some reason
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Drink!!
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:23, archived)
# i like this
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 18:18, archived)
# Shopped pics only! (reposting my Diana made from Kate pics taken from the DM)
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:02, archived)
# So good.
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:32, archived)
# Scandinavian, aren't they?
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:38, archived)
# I spent 8 hours on a watercolour painting of Compo and now I hate myself


(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 15:54, archived)
#
It's great though, so fortunately it was all worth it :-)
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:11, archived)
# 8 hours, damn, if only the was some way to have the bare bones of a funny idea, scribble it down quickly, and then have some software produce a funny image from the description, i bet b3ta would love that!
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:21, archived)
# Let's have a show of hands:

(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:47, archived)
# looks shopped to me, no offense
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 18:20, archived)
# -funny
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 19:37, archived)
# Bing didn't understand the cultural references
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 19:49, archived)
# Some of these are works of art in their own right
Elderly Jack Black? Ghostface? Human creativity has been surpassed, time to pack it in
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:37, archived)
# Chas and Dave are there
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 23:44, archived)
# those are hysterically bad, i wonder what it would do with One Foot In The Grave
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 23:48, archived)
# I love that I spent forever wondering where TF Compo was, why Nora Batty had ginger hair, and why she was in the nud...
... and then I scrolled down.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:32, archived)
# Super
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:12, archived)
# Excellent work!
Worth every minute!
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:04, archived)
# 480
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 15:59, archived)
# Turn 480 and walk away
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 21:29, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 15:45, archived)
# worth the effort
awesome
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 16:26, archived)
# Mother of God
That's amazing
(, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 20:23, archived)
# ... and now I hate myself
And so you should, my son, and so you should. Three Hail Mary's and lay off the Scotch for a week.
(, Sat 23 Mar 2024, 12:33, archived)
# That's ace!
(, Sat 23 Mar 2024, 20:25, archived)
# Outstanding
(, Sun 24 Mar 2024, 0:58, archived)
# Ah here
That's just incredibly good
(, Mon 25 Mar 2024, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 23:23, archived)
# Deserves a Front Page
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 0:54, archived)
# This so much
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 3:56, archived)
# to be completely honest, he deserved to be in the palace
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't quite make out her face, but I'm pretty sure it's her...and William does indeed own a hat.


So that's that then.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHHA, great!
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:35, archived)
# tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:45, archived)
# ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 22:18, archived)
# mu mu mugabe
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 23:39, archived)
# Oh you don't think he mistook him for Archbishop Desmond Tutu do you?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 14:13, archived)
# tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:07, archived)
# omg mohafa ur so random lol
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:14, archived)
# yeah i thought it was Tutu, too shiny though, I should have known
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:09, archived)
# Also not wearing clerical dress and has a Hitler moustache.
Some pretty big clues there. Also they generally look like two completely different people.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 21:17, archived)
# my neighbor tu tu tu
(, Thu 21 Mar 2024, 8:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 18:24, archived)
# Mentions of Toot? Use of Freebase pics. Never seen his sideboards though.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 20:05, archived)
# lover of the russian que
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 17:08, archived)
# [a reply]
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 0:53, archived)
# Thanks for the kind words.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I see that charlatan Damien Hirst is in the papers again
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "Suddenly William spots a familiar face..."
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:22, archived)
# Bloody hell, candles!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:28, archived)
# bum baby!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:40, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:58, archived)
# wonderful waxy things mate
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 23:27, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 8:07, archived)
# Happy candles!
Also, has Prince Willy been rubbing another man's rhubarb?
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:32, archived)
# Thanks! I dunno, you tell me!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:58, archived)
# Late candle salutations Barbie!!
in answer.....
"Prince William’s role in all of it was simply a husband trying to get his wife to get along with a neighbour[Rose Hanbury]."

(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 13:59, archived)
# 17 happy flaming candles up your bum™
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:46, archived)
# Oh not this again...
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:58, archived)
# You'd think it would get easier every time, but no.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 17:54, archived)
# That's cause it's more candles see
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 18:13, archived)
# Happy candleday, Barbie!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:54, archived)
# Fanks Tribs!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:58, archived)
# Many candles, much fire
Happy Candles Barbaqroaster
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 15:53, archived)
# Thank U!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:58, archived)
# Kate iz da bomb!
Happy candlez, B! iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 17:17, archived)
# Thanks ‘tomic!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 22:33, archived)
# Happy Candles Barbie!!
Yay \O/
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 19:33, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 22:33, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 20:00, archived)
# Thanks Captain!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 22:33, archived)
# Salutes candles!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 23:44, archived)
# CANDLES!!!
many happy candles day
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 20:40, archived)
# Thanks! Might have some cake later!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Mon 18 Mar 2024, 23:26, archived)
# That’s not Kate….is she on your death list or not?
You should probably be working on that, cuz over 50 celebs have died already this year.
(, Mon 18 Mar 2024, 23:53, archived)
# She's definitely not dead, yet.
I reckon Thomas Kingston got her up the duff at around the same time as Charles was diagnosed with terminal cancer. The Windsors had already started fast-tracking Wills/Kate for the throne in preparation for Charles' death when the news of the bastard baby broke.
Having the new Queen preganate with an illegitimate child whilst taking the throne would be a terrible look for the firm especially considering the circumstances, so they scheduled a mandatory 'abdominal surgery' to take care of the problem without Kate's explicit consent.
The 'accidental'/forced abortion has sent Kate doolally and now she's being held indefinitely in a secure facility for 'her own well-being', effectively silencing her.

I reckon she'll be let out briefly within the next couple of months, and then die tragically in a car crash whilst being chased by the paparazzi on her way home.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 8:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 8:32, archived)
# Precisely!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 8:38, archived)
# Far more believable
than the frankly simplistic theory that she's been replaced by a pegger
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 9:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:56, archived)
#
'I reckon'
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 15:28, archived)
# You're not disputing that that's you in the gif then
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:10, archived)
# When exactly did speculation and lies replace hard evidence and truth in the news media?
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 17:15, archived)
# Last Tuesday at around 7.43am.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 19:24, archived)
# LIAR!!!
And all your photoshops are fake!
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:10, archived)
# When we stopped believing in facts
About 2016 in the UK and USA
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:54, archived)
#
-20
+19
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 3:17, archived)
# The original image is definitely AI, I can tell by the wonky letters.
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 10:29, archived)
# also what the hell is a lunch lol
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 14:41, archived)
# It's the meal between elevenses and twelveses
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:13, archived)
# OFFEE D CAKE
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:15, archived)
# I don't C ANy solution to this problem
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:19, archived)
# You misunderstand me.
"CAKE" is one letter away from CATE, which sounds like KATE. "D" is a shorthand for THE. "OFFEE" is an instruction to 'off', i.e. kill. "OFFEE D CAKE" is a coded message to MI7 to murder Kate, it'll happen any day now.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 8:52, archived)
# Needs more coded anti-Semitism, numerology and cross-promotion to be a winning conspiracy theory.
5/10
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 22:04, archived)
# no second breakfast?
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 11:42, archived)
# Not pictured are the desserts.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2024, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] a challenger appears
(, Mon 18 Mar 2024, 21:21, archived)
# actual prostate dimensions
(, Tue 19 Mar 2024, 13:32, archived)

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