pikeys?
you wanna ty the morrisons in eccles. i saw two "females of the species" having a rumble in there once over some bloke who was obviously blind/"special". i wouldnt have took em on and i'm an 18st ex power lifter!
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the one in mansfield is bad enough thanks
its near millbrook, a famous nuthouse. they seem to congregate on the tinned beans isle denting the tins.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:42,
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on
their heads no doubt.
its most amusing watching the yokels pointing at pomegranets and kiwi fruit as if they were from another planet.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:45,
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its most amusing watching the yokels pointing at pomegranets and kiwi fruit as if they were from another planet.
ooh, ta!
I can't take all the credit for it tho... some of it belongs to someone else, who I'm just going to spazz for right now...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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thank you
it was so obvious but i could't figure it out straight away!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:48,
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Any excuse for a repost!! My first EVER animated gif... AND it made the front page... wooo to me :)
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ANIMATE
GODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in other news: Spam is trying to second guess me now
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:39,
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I sat here
waiting for something to happen. Nothing did.
:) that's some excellent 'shopping
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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:) that's some excellent 'shopping
hahahaha
that was exactly what i did!!!!!!
go you.. ps.. was trying to hail you on msn...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:33,
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go you.. ps.. was trying to hail you on msn...
I'm sure I've seen that before,
some surrealist art or album cover. A touch
of the Magritte.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:55,
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of the Magritte.
i don't know about anyone else
but i can't see this
I think it's cos it's stored on brinkster and they don't allow remote linking of images.
If you try to host it somewhere else, like MSN, then you might also want to convert it to a jpeg first as a BMP is likely to be very big
(edit) why do i feel like i have said this to pecker about twenty times already?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:40,
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I think it's cos it's stored on brinkster and they don't allow remote linking of images.
If you try to host it somewhere else, like MSN, then you might also want to convert it to a jpeg first as a BMP is likely to be very big
(edit) why do i feel like i have said this to pecker about twenty times already?
now that i can see your pics
i can also see that you are a very strange man ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:27,
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yep!
those shrews that bit each others tails were great! I want some!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:33,
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they were moles no???
they absolutely rocked! little paws waving in the air in futility!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:34,
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not sure what they were
but I want a train of snuffly furry things running around my house!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:35,
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i loved it when the motion stopped
and they formed a circle.. jesus, it's like... derrrrrrrrrrrr silly furrythings... but so cute.
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hahahaha
That's excellent. :)
would they be interested in a party pooper?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:29,
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would they be interested in a party pooper?
sorry?
that must be some sort of girl's programme - like Ally McBeal, that I avoid! :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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They've all come to the party!
And bringing their own streamers too.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:31,
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a very very very strange thing indeed...
today whilst searching and downloading "nature sounds" on kazaa, Hugo_Rune was shocked and stunned to hear someone booming out of his headphones that sounded very like me... in fact it was me!
a poem i recorded in 1997 which really can't be on that many peoples hard drives... i've just uploaded it again, it's called Raindance and it's in Wav format... the words are here and if anyone wants to play with it, spacey, koit, thorpe, little pixel, anyone, i'd be honoured.
I just thought it seemed like a bit of a sign - been meaning to do stuff with stuff for ages... i apologise for the quality.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:18,
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a poem i recorded in 1997 which really can't be on that many peoples hard drives... i've just uploaded it again, it's called Raindance and it's in Wav format... the words are here and if anyone wants to play with it, spacey, koit, thorpe, little pixel, anyone, i'd be honoured.
I just thought it seemed like a bit of a sign - been meaning to do stuff with stuff for ages... i apologise for the quality.
shite
i think you are right.. lemme see it might be the # in the title
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:22,
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Fix the link please...
...I want to make a song out of it now!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:23,
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you posted a link to that (indirectly) yesterday too :)
That's a very nice coincidence you noticed :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:24,
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that's what started it
and that's why i thought it was a sign...
weirdly someone (a lurker who subsequently signed up, hello "russinlondon") requested one of my pics last night - which chuffed me no end.. then someone else chuffed me more by wooing one of my frontpages posthummusly... i can't remember why i posted the link to my old words... but then today Hugo hearing Raindance blew me away totally... so fecking random it hurts!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:26,
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weirdly someone (a lurker who subsequently signed up, hello "russinlondon") requested one of my pics last night - which chuffed me no end.. then someone else chuffed me more by wooing one of my frontpages posthummusly... i can't remember why i posted the link to my old words... but then today Hugo hearing Raindance blew me away totally... so fecking random it hurts!
If you've seen Donnie Darko
then I think it just means one of your tendrils crossed over Hugo's
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:34,
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i haven't seen it
should i??
but aside from that it's just plain weird, and timely :)
x
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:36,
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but aside from that it's just plain weird, and timely :)
x
most definitely!!!!!!!
It's the best film i've seen for years.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:37,
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Derek couldn't shake the feeling the others
were laughing behind his back...
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The Sinclair SekHop had already killed one and maimed two others.....
but this time I think he got it right.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:15,
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but this time I think he got it right.
Ha ha!
does that explain apricot poodles? Something must, shurely?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:10,
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apricot poodles?
have i missed something along the way?
woo to pic, btw :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:11,
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woo to pic, btw :)
Well they're apricot coloured
but sadly taste just like regular poodles.
(edit: Beat you, Mountainloz!)
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(edit: Beat you, Mountainloz!)
Must have been done
Sorry for poor quality - i had to use web pallette to save keirens space and bandwidth
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07,
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This might be something only of interest to web deisgners
But I think it's pretty fascinating. Open source code has proven too tempting to these Design pirates!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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most crass rip-off fo all time
http://www.google.com/search?q=urban75+scientology
(one link doesn't do this saga justice)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:11,
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(one link doesn't do this saga justice)
Ach...Scientology...
when will i cease to be amazed by the depths of thine folly?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:16,
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oooh yes, i've seen that before
but i doubt i'd ever have made something pretty enough to warrant theiving nicking
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:21,
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jumping on the Loris bandwagon
I just hope this hasn't been done b4
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:00,
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i think this was what started it
actually :) but better to do it than leave a pun unturned
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:02,
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This time yesterday
wasn't it? I know it was the exact same pic.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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oops, missed this original post honest!
oh no not the same loris?
ok will work on something else now
new !!!
promise
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:06,
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ok will work on something else now
new !!!
promise
It were on the fron page...
...yesterday.
It's still funny though.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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It's still funny though.
ok you win the sweets
now to collect them
go into a sweet shop
pick up sweets up to £1.00
reach into pocket and take out a a quid
slap in down on the counter
wait for change
go home and eat your prize
think of me :-)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:28,
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go into a sweet shop
pick up sweets up to £1.00
reach into pocket and take out a a quid
slap in down on the counter
wait for change
go home and eat your prize
think of me :-)
out of sheer boredom...
...I decided to 'shop the Beatles completely out of Abbey Road.
After getting this far, it just made me laugh.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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After getting this far, it just made me laugh.
Awww. Thats so generous
He really is the nice one isnt he?
The rest were cnuts.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:00,
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The rest were cnuts.
Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmas
but she's going to have to use Immac on the other leg.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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Shhh!
Hear that? It's the sound of three elephants jumping of a cliff.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:01,
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that's
disturbing, in some odd way. Have a reposted Abbey Road time warp:
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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wheeeeee
i did the same thing last year - but i don't know where it is, and i never posted it.. it was a work in progress that never progressed! woo you!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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I'm thinking Back to the Future -
Where Marty's hand starts disappearing.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:21,
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"What do you MEAN, cats are afraid of water??!"
...this is the first picture I have ever made using proper photoshop.
*pride*
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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...this is the first picture I have ever made using proper photoshop.
*pride*
In that case
Ok, so that was naughty.... there were only 12 open tags... you'd have got there eventually
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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tags! ;)
*edit* oops, wrong one. what is the strikethrough tag then?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07,
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*edit* oops, wrong one. what is the strikethrough tag then?
Yay
That's a lovely pic Dr. Phil.
I feel a little remedial, I use Paint Shop Pro for all my pics.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:37,
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I feel a little remedial, I use Paint Shop Pro for all my pics.
Thank Dog for the new diving rules
that allow for a paws-first entry.
Dr Phil, welcome to Tattyworld... :O)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57,
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Dr Phil, welcome to Tattyworld... :O)
it's not loaded yet
so i guess it's about 24. if they're making a sequel, will it not just be the next day where he stays in bed all day, then gets up, makes a sandwich, and sits in his dressing gown and reads the sunday paper in the afternoon?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:52,
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too big
no its a self congratulatory thing. i'm not watching the new series, its no fun if you can't shout at teri bauers stupidity.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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It will be the
second longest day of his life.
He forgets to wind his watch and its only 23 hours long.
And in the next sequel... Daylight saving time.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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He forgets to wind his watch and its only 23 hours long.
And in the next sequel... Daylight saving time.
it was while they were studying the map
to see where the hell they were, that the weapons inspectors finally found what they were looking for.
click for biggie
EDIT - sorry for all the nasty edges, you should see what i have to use here - photo impression 3.1 whatever the hell that is.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:50,
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click for biggie
EDIT - sorry for all the nasty edges, you should see what i have to use here - photo impression 3.1 whatever the hell that is.
it's the little badge that does it
and with the hat it's all very charming. yay for earflaps.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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He had to bail out his crate
into the briney, slap a woolmark onto the leak, and walk home the long way.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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fantastic!
i can just see his parents out of shot looking proud/embarrassed...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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*pssst, mister! word to the wise...
...lucky lady, 3.15 at newmarket. you ain't seen me, right?*
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:47,
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...lucky lady, 3.15 at newmarket. you ain't seen me, right?*
woo! reminds me of a film
"the horse with too many legs" starring Gary Coleman as a megalomaniac genius horse surgeon.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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yes
i rememeber that too.
He was famous before Alf,
but now they share a level of infamy.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:50,
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He was famous before Alf,
but now they share a level of infamy.
argh
threadjack, sorry but I'm desprate
I've got a photoshop class in 1 hour and my homework was to find a handfull of photoshoped images that could be classified as "fine arts"
anyone have anything large-ish that they are particularly proud of?
edit: thank you everyone! I'm off to class now with a pile of lovely pictures!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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I've got a photoshop class in 1 hour and my homework was to find a handfull of photoshoped images that could be classified as "fine arts"
anyone have anything large-ish that they are particularly proud of?
edit: thank you everyone! I'm off to class now with a pile of lovely pictures!
*points down*
and what about the marble arse? that's magic!
too small? riposte!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:51,
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too small? riposte!
I would say
It was pretty fucking Fine ...
...It's probably Art as well
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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...It's probably Art as well
Though Seriously ...
Check out
www.worth1000.com
there's bound to be plenty there ...
edit- for instance:
www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=25567
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:55,
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www.worth1000.com
there's bound to be plenty there ...
edit- for instance:
www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=25567
that
is indeed a quality site - some amazing work on there. the tutorials are pretty interesting too.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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in 1 hour you could yourself
knock up 5 images, just take fine art pictures and add images of tarts to them (cakes and people etc)
Edit: Ahh i see it said 'find' not 'make'
In that case i might be able to help you.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:51,
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Edit: Ahh i see it said 'find' not 'make'
In that case i might be able to help you.
not
allowed to use our own stuff, or I would make an ugly mess and make up something about representing the darkness of my soul...
I'm having trouble finding anything large that isn't crap.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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I'm having trouble finding anything large that isn't crap.
I have a large version of that
the original is called 'Tiger in a tropical storm (suprised)'
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytigerintropicalstormbig.jpg
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytigerintropicalstormbig.jpg
that's him
He turned up one day and I made a welcoming present.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:04,
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he rocked
the name, in fact everything! come back Gay Tiger... we misssss youuuuuuuuuuu
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:13,
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How about this?
Originally came with the caption 'cheer up you grumpy cow'.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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Originally came with the caption 'cheer up you grumpy cow'.
They came from Miles ...
to see london's famous Marble-arse
clicky for bigger
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:45,
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clicky for bigger
ahhhh
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
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