pikeys?you wanna ty the morrisons in eccles. i saw two "females of the species" having a rumble in there once over some bloke who was obviously blind/"special". i wouldnt have took em on and i'm an 18st ex power lifter!
(
Mosschops,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:40,
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the one in mansfield is bad enough thanksits near millbrook, a famous nuthouse. they seem to congregate on the tinned beans isle denting the tins.
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:42,
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ontheir heads no doubt.
its most amusing watching the yokels pointing at pomegranets and kiwi fruit as if they were from another planet.
(its most amusing watching the yokels pointing at pomegranets and kiwi fruit as if they were from another planet.
Mosschops,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:45,
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ha!ha ha ha!
That is rock of a mighty variety!
(That is rock of a mighty variety!
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:50,
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*credit edit* to Mystery Bob for shopping 2.5 of them!
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:28,
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Very neatly donea gold star for you
(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:31,
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ooh, ta!I can't take all the credit for it tho... some of it belongs to someone else, who I'm just going to spazz for right now...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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I think I went wrong somewhere....
hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:40,
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Hey - look what I made!
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:44,
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Ithink it is most eerie without shadows
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:46,
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Erm,How can not having a shadow produce an eclipse??
( Captain Nostril,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:54,
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it's the other way aroundand inside out
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:59,
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thank youit was so obvious but i could't figure it out straight away!
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:48,
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Any excuse for a repost!! My first EVER animated gif... AND it made the front page... wooo to me :)
Flash_Bastard,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:48,
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ANIMATEGODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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in other news: Spam is trying to second guess me nowDon't want to receive our emails anymore? It's very easy to oppt out. And yes, doing so really will allow you to opppt out. We aren't just saying that so that we can put on the facade that we're legitimate advertsers, whilst laughing away, blatantly ignoring remvve requests. If you remove your name from our list, you definitely will be remm,oved. Your name will be marked as r,emoved in our email database, and you won't receive mail again. We don't really know how more clearly we can explain this. Just take our word for it. Otherwise, continue toreceive these emails. Now is your chance to opp,t out. Do so by clicking this "UNSUBCRIBE" link. P.S. - It really works
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:39,
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I swear that's genuine.I think it's hilarious!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:40,
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I sat herewaiting for something to happen. Nothing did.
:) that's some excellent 'shopping
(:) that's some excellent 'shopping
Craymen,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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hahahahathat was exactly what i did!!!!!!
go you.. ps.. was trying to hail you on msn...
(go you.. ps.. was trying to hail you on msn...
popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:33,
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I'm sure I've seen that before,some surrealist art or album cover. A touch
of the Magritte.
(of the Magritte.
Captain Nostril,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:55,
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most up to date versionis here:
www.abbeyroad.co.uk/cam/
(www.abbeyroad.co.uk/cam/
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:49,
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i don't know about anyone elsebut i can't see this
I think it's cos it's stored on brinkster and they don't allow remote linking of images.
If you try to host it somewhere else, like MSN, then you might also want to convert it to a jpeg first as a BMP is likely to be very big
(edit) why do i feel like i have said this to pecker about twenty times already?
(I think it's cos it's stored on brinkster and they don't allow remote linking of images.
If you try to host it somewhere else, like MSN, then you might also want to convert it to a jpeg first as a BMP is likely to be very big
(edit) why do i feel like i have said this to pecker about twenty times already?
Spoon,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:40,
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now that i can see your picsi can also see that you are a very strange man ;)
( zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:27,
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that's acedid you just watch weird nature>?
fecking rocks...
(fecking rocks...
popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:28,
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yep!those shrews that bit each others tails were great! I want some!
( munkt0n,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:33,
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they were moles no???they absolutely rocked! little paws waving in the air in futility!
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:34,
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not sure what they werebut I want a train of snuffly furry things running around my house!
( munkt0n,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:35,
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i loved it when the motion stoppedand they formed a circle.. jesus, it's like... derrrrrrrrrrrr silly furrythings... but so cute.
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:39,
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hahahahaThat's excellent. :)
would they be interested in a party pooper?
(would they be interested in a party pooper?
Craymen,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:29,
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sorry?that must be some sort of girl's programme - like Ally McBeal, that I avoid! :)
( curry monster,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:32,
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They've all come to the party!And bringing their own streamers too.
( Dr. Mercury,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:31,
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party spermWatneys used to do a seven pint can, IIRC.
( Captain Nostril,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:57,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies"){kind=small}
>
a very very very strange thing indeed...today whilst searching and downloading "nature sounds" on kazaa, Hugo_Rune was shocked and stunned to hear someone booming out of his headphones that sounded very like me... in fact it was me!
a poem i recorded in 1997 which really can't be on that many peoples hard drives... i've just uploaded it again, it's called Raindance and it's in Wav format... the words are here and if anyone wants to play with it, spacey, koit, thorpe, little pixel, anyone, i'd be honoured.
I just thought it seemed like a bit of a sign - been meaning to do stuff with stuff for ages... i apologise for the quality.
(a poem i recorded in 1997 which really can't be on that many peoples hard drives... i've just uploaded it again, it's called Raindance and it's in Wav format... the words are here and if anyone wants to play with it, spacey, koit, thorpe, little pixel, anyone, i'd be honoured.
I just thought it seemed like a bit of a sign - been meaning to do stuff with stuff for ages... i apologise for the quality.
popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:18,
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shitei think you are right.. lemme see it might be the # in the title
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:22,
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Fix the link please......I want to make a song out of it now!
( Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:23,
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you posted a link to that (indirectly) yesterday too :)That's a very nice coincidence you noticed :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:24,
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that's what started itand that's why i thought it was a sign...
weirdly someone (a lurker who subsequently signed up, hello "russinlondon") requested one of my pics last night - which chuffed me no end.. then someone else chuffed me more by wooing one of my frontpages posthummusly... i can't remember why i posted the link to my old words... but then today Hugo hearing Raindance blew me away totally... so fecking random it hurts!
(weirdly someone (a lurker who subsequently signed up, hello "russinlondon") requested one of my pics last night - which chuffed me no end.. then someone else chuffed me more by wooing one of my frontpages posthummusly... i can't remember why i posted the link to my old words... but then today Hugo hearing Raindance blew me away totally... so fecking random it hurts!
popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:26,
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If you've seen Donnie Darkothen I think it just means one of your tendrils crossed over Hugo's
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:34,
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i haven't seen itshould i??
but aside from that it's just plain weird, and timely :)
x
(but aside from that it's just plain weird, and timely :)
x
popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:36,
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most definitely!!!!!!!It's the best film i've seen for years.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:37,
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Derek couldn't shake the feeling the otherswere laughing behind his back...
( helmetcream,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:16,
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The Sinclair SekHop had already killed one and maimed two others.....
but this time I think he got it right.
Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:15,
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Ha ha!does that explain apricot poodles? Something must, shurely?
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:10,
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apricot poodles?have i missed something along the way?
woo to pic, btw :)
(woo to pic, btw :)
zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:11,
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Well they're apricot colouredbut sadly taste just like regular poodles.
(edit: Beat you, Mountainloz!)
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:14,
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(edit: Beat you, Mountainloz!)
hahahahahahahalove the little icons too! :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:11,
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Must have been doneSorry for poor quality - i had to use web pallette to save keirens space and bandwidth
(
sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07,
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This might be something only of interest to web deisgnersBut I think it's pretty fascinating. Open source code has proven too tempting to these Design pirates!
( Artamnesia,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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most crass rip-off fo all timehttp://www.google.com/search?q=urban75+scientology
(one link doesn't do this saga justice)
((one link doesn't do this saga justice)
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:11,
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Ach...Scientology...when will i cease to be amazed by the depths of thine folly?
(
Herr Tezcat,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:16,
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oooh yes, i've seen that beforebut i doubt i'd ever have made something pretty enough to warrant theiving nicking
( bananaman,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:21,
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jumping on the Loris bandwagonI just hope this hasn't been done b4
( miock,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:00,
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i think this was what started itactually :) but better to do it than leave a pun unturned
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:02,
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This time yesterdaywasn't it? I know it was the exact same pic.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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oops, missed this original post honest!oh no not the same loris?
ok will work on something else now
new !!!
promise
(ok will work on something else now
new !!!
promise
miock,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:06,
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It were on the fron page......yesterday.
It's still funny though.
(It's still funny though.
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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ok how about this then for speed loris!
say what you see!
miock,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:22,
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Loris DancersDo i get sweets?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:25,
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ok you win the sweetsnow to collect them
go into a sweet shop
pick up sweets up to £1.00
reach into pocket and take out a a quid
slap in down on the counter
wait for change
go home and eat your prize
think of me :-)
(go into a sweet shop
pick up sweets up to £1.00
reach into pocket and take out a a quid
slap in down on the counter
wait for change
go home and eat your prize
think of me :-)
miock,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:28,
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out of sheer boredom......I decided to 'shop the Beatles completely out of Abbey Road.
After getting this far, it just made me laugh.
(After getting this far, it just made me laugh.
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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I thought his missuswas legless...
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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I believe......she got his leg in the prenuptual agreement.
( Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57,
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Awww. Thats so generousHe really is the nice one isnt he?
The rest were cnuts.
(The rest were cnuts.
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:00,
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Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmasbut she's going to have to use Immac on the other leg.
( HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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Badoom......tish!
( man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:01,
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Shhh!Hear that? It's the sound of three elephants jumping of a cliff.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:01,
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Well...I'll try to finish without laughing...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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that'sdisturbing, in some odd way. Have a reposted Abbey Road time warp:
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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wheeeeeei did the same thing last year - but i don't know where it is, and i never posted it.. it was a work in progress that never progressed! woo you!
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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I'm thinking Back to the Future -Where Marty's hand starts disappearing.
( Your Mum,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:21,
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"What do you MEAN, cats are afraid of water??!"
...this is the first picture I have ever made using proper photoshop.
*pride*
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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and it's lovely :)what the hell were you using before?
( zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:55,
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photoshop elephants.*smacks self in head*
ELEMENTS.
(ELEMENTS.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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sheeshfixed within 10 seconds, damn you people are quick ;)
( zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:00,
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LIke Quick Draw McGrawa bit
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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In that case K3rry,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:05,
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tags! ;)
*edit* oops, wrong one. what is the strikethrough tag then?
(*edit* oops, wrong one. what is the strikethrough tag then?
zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:07,
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I wasnt even looking...ooops
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:10,
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YayThat's a lovely pic Dr. Phil.
I feel a little remedial, I use Paint Shop Pro for all my pics.
(I feel a little remedial, I use Paint Shop Pro for all my pics.
Craymen,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:37,
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Thank Dog for the new diving rulesthat allow for a paws-first entry.
Dr Phil, welcome to Tattyworld... :O)
(Dr Phil, welcome to Tattyworld... :O)
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57,
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It's a crackerh/y/w
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:21,
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it's not loaded yetso i guess it's about 24. if they're making a sequel, will it not just be the next day where he stays in bed all day, then gets up, makes a sandwich, and sits in his dressing gown and reads the sunday paper in the afternoon?
( bananaman,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:52,
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too bigno its a self congratulatory thing. i'm not watching the new series, its no fun if you can't shout at teri bauers stupidity.
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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It will be thesecond longest day of his life.
He forgets to wind his watch and its only 23 hours long.
And in the next sequel... Daylight saving time.
(He forgets to wind his watch and its only 23 hours long.
And in the next sequel... Daylight saving time.
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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it was while they were studying the mapto see where the hell they were, that the weapons inspectors finally found what they were looking for.
click for biggie
EDIT - sorry for all the nasty edges, you should see what i have to use here - photo impression 3.1 whatever the hell that is.
(,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:50,
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click for biggie
EDIT - sorry for all the nasty edges, you should see what i have to use here - photo impression 3.1 whatever the hell that is.
it's the little badge that does itand with the hat it's all very charming. yay for earflaps.
( bananaman,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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He had to bail out his crateinto the briney, slap a woolmark onto the leak, and walk home the long way.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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fantastic!i can just see his parents out of shot looking proud/embarrassed...
( zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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fancy thati'm going to gerrie's for lunch, too
woo!
(woo!
spacefish bong!,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:01,
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*pssst, mister! word to the wise...
...lucky lady, 3.15 at newmarket. you ain't seen me, right?*
new_matt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:47,
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woo! reminds me of a film"the horse with too many legs" starring Gary Coleman as a megalomaniac genius horse surgeon.
( munkt0n,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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yesi rememeber that too.
He was famous before Alf,
but now they share a level of infamy.
(He was famous before Alf,
but now they share a level of infamy.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:50,
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arghthreadjack, sorry but I'm desprate
I've got a photoshop class in 1 hour and my homework was to find a handfull of photoshoped images that could be classified as "fine arts"
anyone have anything large-ish that they are particularly proud of?
edit: thank you everyone! I'm off to class now with a pile of lovely pictures!
(I've got a photoshop class in 1 hour and my homework was to find a handfull of photoshoped images that could be classified as "fine arts"
anyone have anything large-ish that they are particularly proud of?
edit: thank you everyone! I'm off to class now with a pile of lovely pictures!
gracielou,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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*points down*and what about the marble arse? that's magic!
too small? riposte!
(too small? riposte!
new_matt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:51,
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I would sayIt was pretty fucking Fine ...
...It's probably Art as well
(...It's probably Art as well
cow23,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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Though Seriously ...Check out
www.worth1000.com
there's bound to be plenty there ...
edit- for instance:
www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=25567
(www.worth1000.com
there's bound to be plenty there ...
edit- for instance:
www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=25567
cow23,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:55,
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thatis indeed a quality site - some amazing work on there. the tutorials are pretty interesting too.
( zerolicious,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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in 1 hour you could yourselfknock up 5 images, just take fine art pictures and add images of tarts to them (cakes and people etc)
Edit: Ahh i see it said 'find' not 'make'
In that case i might be able to help you.
(Edit: Ahh i see it said 'find' not 'make'
In that case i might be able to help you.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:51,
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notallowed to use our own stuff, or I would make an ugly mess and make up something about representing the darkness of my soul...
I'm having trouble finding anything large that isn't crap.
(I'm having trouble finding anything large that isn't crap.
gracielou,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:54,
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I have a large version of thatthe original is called 'Tiger in a tropical storm (suprised)'
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytigerintropicalstormbig.jpg
(www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytigerintropicalstormbig.jpg
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:56,
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that's himHe turned up one day and I made a welcoming present.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:04,
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he rockedthe name, in fact everything! come back Gay Tiger... we misssss youuuuuuuuuuu
( popt_art,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:13,
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I vote for 2 and 4They ace!
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:57,
archived)
How about this?
Originally came with the caption 'cheer up you grumpy cow'.
wayward.,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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They came from Miles ...to see london's famous Marble-arse
clicky for bigger
(clicky for bigger
cow23,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:45,
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from a fnordto a cow23.
a woo and a yay
and a big tee hee
(a woo and a yay
and a big tee hee
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:47,
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ahhhhgo on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
( new_matt,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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bit ofclarse.
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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