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After a tough fight Kirk liked to relax by having a good shit.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)

Je suis une Threadjack...

It looks like my hosting might have gone to hell in the boot of a Skoda Estelle.

can someone suggest a good cheap host with a couple of GB (3+) of data transfer a month?

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)

I find Pair.com to be brilliumpt..

Even if I did exceed my 3GB in the first two weeks :)
Only charged me about a tenner though, which was fair enough.
They've been very fast, always available too.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)

i'm quite happy with

www.eukhost.com

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Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)

That does seem like a good bargain,

(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)

they're surprisingly helpful

as well. there must be a catch somewhere...

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Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)

lots of b3tans

use www.uh-hosting.co.uk

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

and may I repeat
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)

I love the smile of satisfaction.

Subtle but used to good effect.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)

there is nothing

subtle about this post. (but woo! still.)

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)

haha

poo=woo!

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curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)

ha!

A simple yet effective equation. Pure maths, if you like.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)

eww

but
HA!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)

this was a private affair

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)

I'm not sure if I should be

traumatised or not by that...

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Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)

aw go on...

i wont look

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)

he could be watching you - right now.

(cybo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)

the truth about JustHere4FameGloryEtc

click for more framey version

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)

"Flash Gordon's alive?!"

Oh yes... I think that even surpasses "The Fear-d" as my favorite pic of me!

Oh, btw - it was you who posted the "Golf Sale" astronaut last night, wasn't it?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)

cheers :-)

and yep, the astronaut was me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)

Well this one was by me

a month before ya...

Spooky innit? :-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)

indeed

great minds think alike and all that :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)

Bloody hell

I beat you on postcount, but in a quarter the time...

But we match on FPs!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)

lol

i'm so slack i can't even slack well :-(

[edit]
i do actually have 2 frontpagers, but i should hvae got them thru luck i think[/edit]

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

That looks kind of liek that guy from Knightmare..

"take on step forward and two to the right then duck"

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whizzbang, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)

Uh-oh

has a b3tan aver actually become a bandwagon before? 'Cause it could happen here...

I dunno if I should be scared or proud!

Maybe I need a pic of me with the less-beardy beard? I almost did one of those before/after things like in the newsletter, but now I've been b3tan I won't.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)

lol,

keep the beardy pic, mabye grow a longer one

its hard to find a beard that good for photoshopping

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)

'Its the same every night' thought Logan, nursing his cocktail.

'Am I destined to die alone?'

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)

Awwww

Bless. Poor Logan :(

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)

Is that me?

It's a brilliant pic!

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robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)

I'm sorry

I keep returning to this pic...
It's brilliant! really flippin' Ace!

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robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)

Feel free.

It doesnt cost anything.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)

They're only cute until they get hungry....

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)

can't sleep or they'll get me

can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me can't sleep or they'll get me

(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)

I'm more disturbed by your response

than I was by the picture, I think...

:-)

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Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)

Munt the Bot

Hi all, I have never been on B3ta in the evening before, am normally on the daytime shift. I started up a Pandora Bot called Munt today. Lots of B3tans talked to it and now it is a bit unhinged, speaks b3tan and has an unhealthy interest in Dirty Sanchezing, anal sex and Matthew Kelly! The funniest thing are the conversation logs of chats that people have had with it - there are alot of deranged loons out there. I have put together a collection of them on my website, they are some of the funniest things I have ever read:

click here a and change the number at the end of the URL to get more pages

Hope you enjoy - I will be posting more soon. If you want to speak to munt click here.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

this is old

right?

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:57, archived)

Yes....

....but there are new logs there now - so there this new stuff!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)

I'm talking to it...

extract:

Human: do you like a good hard ass pounding?
Munt: I do like music. I like Beetroot.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)

hummus?

Human: yes, i like parp, do you?
Munt: I don't judge people. Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music. You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Mein kampf.

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)

Munt: A parp is not a pleasurable emission of gas from the buttocks when it is silent. That makes a lot of sense

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

I am adicted to it

Human. How often do you masturbate
Munt. Hourly

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DontHaveAClue, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)

hi sickboy

i also surf during the day normally - i was onto this earlier....off for another chat now ;)

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)

I found a way so I

didn't have to animate their legs..

This is definitely my last one...

sorry I lied before....

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)

this bandwagons still got legs

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

I totally agree...

In fact I was thinking of maybe adding an iPod at some point...

runs away and hides....

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)

You could have used

The Abbey Road kit

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)

there any more to that kit?
my crossing is very bad quality

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)

Just whip the

first frame from this....
www.b3ta.com/board/235610
or this,
www.b3ta.com/board/712836

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)

there classic

i hadnt seen those b4
woo to the running over

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

Here's a blank road...

www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/blankabbeyroad.jpg

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)

nice

one
m8

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

Your work here

shows just how much can be done with a single picture - I propose we suggest something similar for a week's compo: find the most normal pic we can, and everyone has to do something using it.

I don't understand quite why the "reflection?" is facing the wrong way, but it's still a fucking woosome pic.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)

There's a site that does that I think.

Suggests a pic and everyone does variations on it.
I love the way everything here is slightly more
randomn, and lots more unhinged :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)

Fark

does that. But people don't always use the photo. I think Something Awful has a photoshop Friday deal that's like that, as well.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)

I couldn't make my mind up

whether it was a mirror or a picture they were carrying. Eventually I was a bit too muddled ....
I must now stop the Abbey Road addiction.

I wish the news story was about the white album - it would've been a lot easier..

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)

Hey, there ya go!

"America shops the White Album - branded 'Racist' by NAACP"!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)

Farks' got a

Photoshop new politically incorrect Beatles albums that didn't make it challenge at present.
here
There are a few Abbey Roads.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)

I find that site

so confusing!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)

Rick closed the Cafe Americain, and had a celebrity launch for his new venture...

but there's always some cunt that has to ruin everything...

(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)

Ever feel like you're just going through the motions?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

arghghghghghghghghghghghgh

my brain.

(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

Hell

YEAH!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:53, archived)

w/y/h

that is supper didly dooper

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

Only when I post a pic

Nicely done sire, and what a narcissist(sp) you are, looking at your own profile!

So obvious, yet not - wonderful idea, nicely done.

Bastard... ok, someone animate it!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

Oooh

thats good !

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Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)

Every single night,

the same arrangement,
I go out and fight the fight.
Still I always feel the strangest strangement
Nothing here is real, nothing here is right...

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Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)

oooooohhh....

iitt ttooookk mmeee aaggeess ttoo wwoorrkk tthhaatt oouutt..

::))

(cybo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)

you should change the pic

to make it the same time as the post.

it's still w/y/h :)

(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)

I was going to change it by 5 minutes

in each one.
But I couldnt be arsed.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)

he could disguise himself as anything

(cybo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)

hahaha

woo thats fun fun funny.
you crazy person

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)

He look so happy!

Yay!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)

is it still running?

cause i cant stop.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

Double the pleasure, double the fun

with double-band, double-band, double bandwagon!

WYH

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:48, archived)

while all around them, the blizzard roared

they were blissfully unaware in their humid microclimate
oooh it's stuffy in here, isn't it?

their only complaint was the stinky air.

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freshlegs, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)

flee, little villagers, flea!

while you still can!

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freshlegs, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)

hehe

of course the terrible thing with using opera is that I have to view the source of the page to see the full extent of your lunacy! ;)

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)

Evolution of the cardboard box #2

(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)

Evolution of the cardboad box #2

as a maker of cardboard box's i have to inform you your grammer is as bad as mine.woo

(shorty, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

ooops

fixed now

(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)

Starsky and Hutch go on holiday.

(inflateable, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)

like it

:o)

(Harry Monk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)

he loved being in the air cadets

but billy wished his parents could afford to buy him new trousers. these hand-me-downs were so embarassing...

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)

My God, dating etiquette is so complicated nowadays

kind of takes the romance away, don't you think...

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Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)

I wouldn't date him

no matter how many permits he had!

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Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

Think of the paperwork

probably takes 2 weeks approval just to get an estimate!

I'm glad I don't need a permit...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)

Hence,

the little blue pill.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)

Thus far

I haven't needed one of them either...

Especially in the right company.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

/smug

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Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)

Um...

They are for her - holds between knees.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:51, archived)

ook

I mistook you for fuzzbucket....

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)

genius

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)

i like that

btw are you per chance realted to milkman dan?

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)

no, no i'm not.

btw i "found" that planning application 6 months ago and it's taken me that long to think of one fucking schoolboy joke for it. oh dear....

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Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)

fair enough

btw it was worth it.

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

muti had a feeling she was being followed

(cybo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)

Heh....

This is pretty amusing actually.... www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

I got 3 right!!

(TheDamnYankee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)

woo!

beat ya i got 4 :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)

I got 5...

that's really quite disturbing!!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)

too. I'm a little worried....

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4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)

Someone

has been studying... :P

(TheDamnYankee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)

1 got 5 right

im ashamed to say i only got the pony ones right though!!!!

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)

Hmmmm....

did you pick " pony" all the way down?

(TheDamnYankee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

only 5

I guess i don't know my ponies. I knew i didn't know porn stars, but i thought i had the ponies

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 21:47, archived)

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