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# how do you spell
snuffleuphagus? Like that?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# erm
snagglepuss?
:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# it's not usually transliterated into the written form,
so i would suggest you can spell it how you like. alternatively, have you checked sesame street's website?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# aha
it has been transliterated in my son's Sesame Street Book "Who am I?"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# and it was up not uph?
wow. I've been saying the wrong word for years. It's like when I found out that women got pregnant, not pregmant.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# I have to say
it was a revelation to me too.

(the snuffleupagus thing, not pregmant - which is highly amusing by the way)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# it's a much better word
IMO
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# bah!
I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for that damn Thorpe, etc...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# once again
you are hoist by er...my petard.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# hee
hee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# snagglepuss is a completely different entity
exit... stage left...

snuffleupagus i think

and look - someone carved him into some rocks in the sea. which was nice

www.thetoque.net/071001/snuffle.htm
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yesh
I was just being silly I did know.

/stage right
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# um
snuffleupagus, I believe.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# that's what google says
but I never thought it was snuffleUPagus. That sounds rude.
Sesame Street site is not working properly :(
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# google reckons
snuffleupagus
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Saddam, the swinging years
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# bus
conductor?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# er
frank sinatra. ah well :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# why's he got
one of those bus conductor things under his arm then?

i do like the pic, by the way...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i think
it's one of those old microphones
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# but if you prefer
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Bugger!!!!
We better go the other way, boys
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# "...sure you wouldn't prefer the cowboy outfit?"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Does the cowboy one
come with a lightsabre?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# haha!
I want the bunny outfit so I can bounce around and be all fluffy.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Can you kick 'em..
...YES YOU CAN!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Is that...
...Nobby?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# my poor offering
not short on ideas, just motivation

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# fuck sake
Can someone stop this it is becoming worse than GOLF SALE
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I could stop them
but i'm too lazy.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# This is a very dull
page. How long has this been going on? I have been working all afternoon.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Just you wait.... I have the vehicle of all bandwagons
Mwuhahhhaahahahaaaa....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# pic?
you have a pic for me? jes?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Woo for you (Not for the lamers who make sign pics)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# that picture
is amazing.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Wish I had taken it though
;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# 'With proud jack 0'lanterns,
And all-canine-cast;
This quadruped hallowe'en
night was a blast!'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Woo
to your poetic responses!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Its been an
inspiring day on the board, thanks!
:-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# heavy going
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# 'With 4wheel drive purpose,
And fuel injection,
No man could evade,
This beast's nasal erection'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I like that
so
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# yay!
I like that, can I have a ride please mister!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!!
Whoopass W/Y to you, sir!

WHEELED ANIMALS!!! Yesssss!!! ;-D
I love you!..

Reposty:
(Episode 0)
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I Have A Dream.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# that would be soooo
cool.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# did you see our "graham says: no war" banner?
edit: bollocks, msn doesn't allow remote access

i wonder what graham thought of it...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I had a dream last night
that Osama Bin Laden was playing the saxophone in a jazz band playing at a village hall, and Abu Hamza had changed out of his usual garb ainto normal clothes and we started chatting about football. Everyone was rather nice, though osama's sax solo got a bit intense at times.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# It really
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# mad
very mad. But this was more apolitical.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# is he the
one you most want to contact?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I guess.
He's like, the iconic one. The one I found first. My favourite, too.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# having a parade of all
of them would be great tho.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# it would be so unbelievably cool
i want to do it now.

although it'll probably end up just being me...?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# the thing is
you'd want it in a few major cities - it would be SO great. The people, when found, would be like conquering heros
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# you know,
i always wanted them to feel like that anyway.
sadly, anyone who has seen themselves has just ended up a bit confused.

so far, anyway.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# from what i remember
that was more of a language problem - you'll get one good un eventually - you HAVE to!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# is this what they call a
"pep talk"?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# :)
sorry - probably.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:59, archived)
# the one
of what?

/baffled.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# is this you
has a great website
www.isthisyou.co.uk

have a look.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# oh i say
that really is rather great.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# tis fab
and via an extremely compliacted route it's also how I found out isthisyou and I went to the same school.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# hee
hee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Probably been done

but i can't be arsed spazzing to check.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# heheheheh
thats just silly
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# T's Veh gut.
Did you know there are no pictures of Zoom lollies on the Interweb?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# because...
they all melted...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# But you can find rocket lollies
which are almost the same...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Strange urge
to make Tony Blair have big shoujo manga eyes...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# looks like dopey
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# silly chief chicken...
he IS Dopey!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I'll set em up
and you knock em in ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Poor Tony had a terrible headache
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# you have lost me
on that one
but it is a beautiful image.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# im confused too
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# me
also
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# as am
i.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# his thingys are twisted.
umm
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# it did take quite a bit of noticing
maybe a tad too subtle for 5.30 tired eyes.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# 5:30??
bloody hell your right!

yippie!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ditto
must work on my late 100 posts pic

edity: subtle, woo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# he's
a butterfly?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# noooooooooooo
his antler things are like platted.. oh god.. BOLLOCKS. it was brilliant in my head.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# heheeh
sorry mate, my brain was too mashed from work to pick that up..... :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Subtlety
is clearly not our strongpoint.

Well done you and sorry we're too dense for your artistry.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# you
know it's not yours!
;)

only kidding!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# but it is pretty
I liked it :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# 'The faux lion suit,
(Once a human tradition),
Was actually real,
on a murderous mission!'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Nice to know
I inspired a little poetry ;0)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# he does look
like he's enjoying himself


go on my son
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# .


*edit* - just seen the post below - errrr!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# nice
That's one of my faves - subtle.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# get out of
my head
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# .
bored minds thinking alike...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Miiiiind Piiiiiiissssssss
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# lol
woo yay hoopla
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Headfuck...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# oh dear
blandwagon rolling...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# 129K
Eeek!

Edit - that's better!
WYH BTW - that's ace!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# whoops
fix0red
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Blame Bingowings,
just because...

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
wasn't that hand all fucked up and beadlish though?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# stop it
you're turning me on!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yes
if you watch MASH he always has it hidden behind a clipboard or something... like Beadle should've.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Wrong!
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
HE'S PULLING ONE THROUGH!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i am in a lot of pain
i got beaten up last night. head hurts all over and my right arm is fucked. which also means my sex life has gone for a burton
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# oooh fuck
was there a reason for the beating? i got attacked from behind by someone i'd never met before once, he kicked the living fuck out of me. that's why i don't go to manchester.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# some people
pay good money for that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# no reason that i can think of
my mate got started on so i stepped in, as did one of the other guys mates. first guy hit my mate, other guy hit me, then someone else from behind punched the shit out me. i just curled up in a ball with my arm over my head, which is why my arm is buggered. not broken, just buggered.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# you poor thing.
I stepped in on a fight after the last b3ta party on the train home. Didn't work, the guy tried to punch the shit out of me instead - 3 people had to hold him off.
I was fucking terrified to be honest.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# when i got b3aten up the girl i was with
put herself between me and the bloke.

he broke her nose.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# that's
mancs for you. savage bastards. should've come to salford.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# hmm - it's one of those things you think
probably wont happen. I'm not kidding, I thought he was going to kill me. I started crying as I reported it to the transport police after - they tried to get him - I don't know what happened as I was genuinely too scared to leave my name.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i'd offer sympathy
but i jsut realised i offered none to rnuk - you can have some when he's had his.

rnuk - get well soon, mate.
pep - you poor thing.
me - had it coming.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# you can have sympathy too
no one deserves that happening to them.
rnuk - you take care of yourself, stay in and watch some nice tv.

edit - and Martian the girl you were with deserves a medal.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# grrr
violent cnuts, eh. I was up in york this weekend and there seemed to be a lot round that neck of the woods i got started on for being a londoner at the bus stop. So i never want to go there again. But my Mums there so i better get used to it.

I take by this thread that betans are not hard i know i not
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# jesus
poor you. people don't really think about the consequences of what they do, do they?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# hmm - i've done that
stepped in on behalf of a bloke, that is. luckily it was only the other guy's girlfriend that hit me. and i beat shit out of her.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# yay
go you!


ahem - not that fighting is the answer of course
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# heh...
no - i'm not a violent person (unless i lose my temper) but if someone starts on me i will not back down.

seriously - this is a worrying thing for me. i'll have a go at anyone i lose my temper with. even six foot plus tall men. :S
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# It's sad
but there are so many unnecessarily violent cnuts out there. They really should all be neutered - and I don't think that's too harsh...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Fuck off
that's fighting talk you pansy!

said by someone who's avoided fights since the age of 12
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# nasty,
one of the worst Ive ever seen was with two huuuuuuge jamaican women, both had babies in prams and there wasnt much room on the train. using whatever space they had, they began to punch, pull, and basically kick the crap out of each other whilst shouting things like "banga beeeyatch!!" at the top of their lungs. woo public transport.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# how completely
mental.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# could you....
do an animation of that incident please...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# That kind of thing
should be saved for the Jerry Springer show.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# had to pick my misses up from a club last night
and as i was waiting the police rolled up, then an ambulance, someone came out with claret all down their face, looking like thay had been bottled.

and surprise, surprise, they had been.
moments later a nice big police van turned up to cart the other away.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# was it...
a bottle of claret by any chance?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# i mean the blood sort of claret
not that filthy french wine.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah
and don't come back again or ther will be more of the same
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# this time
i'm ready for you. so i'll have a head-start.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# It's not all bad y'know
Just stay away from town centre like all places
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# good luck getting better mate
and if the chance arises i'll kick all their arses.


night everyone.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# you poor sod
you have my sympathy.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Ouch
Have my sympathy and hope things heal quickly...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# where?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Thread below
predictably enough.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# now that
is clever
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# thats not
a stick you know.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# hee
hee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# hahah
nice!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# quality, sir
quality
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# titter
& chortle
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# haah
I bet we win by miles

Fucking class !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Wow!
An original signage bandwagon post!

W/Y/H!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# No Hands...
...goes to the Motor Show
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Looks like a..
...pussy magnet to me! fnarrrrr
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Beep
Beeep!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Less of that language, please.
You mean a vaginal lodestone.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Blame Thor Sonofdin
for putting the punnage idea into my head

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# banger racing?
Did I win something?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# sausage-jockey?
not very pc is it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Correct,
although I prefer the idea of Banger racing, I wish I thought of that first.
This was the thing that put the idea in my head though,
Not very PC either
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# i don't know what that means
but i can guess.
i'm going home now.
but thats just coz my bus is due.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Banger racing?
if so, woo!

and yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# casual sausage?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)

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