Since the plane carrying the springs had crashed...
.... life in the park had become so much more FUN.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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The one in the middle
looks a bit simple. He's quite happy just going up and down on the spot.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53,
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do berets not like the ears?
do they have too many grimsbys?
w/y/h
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46,
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w/y/h
but the penguins...
they're blinking...
They're still alive!
NOOOOOOOO, the insanity.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:51,
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They're still alive!
NOOOOOOOO, the insanity.
oi you lot.
I knew I should have never posted.
makes me head big mind.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:05,
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makes me head big mind.
A/S/L
do we make you horny?
[edit]i take it the one on the left is you current squeeze
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:06,
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[edit]i take it the one on the left is you current squeeze
ok, i'll speak slowly
i assume the girl on the left is your current partner.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15,
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thankyou for caring
but no. the 1 on the right.
*didn't say that bit*
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20,
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*didn't say that bit*
as i said before A/S/L
and possibly telephone number and a good word from you.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21,
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--
she lives in NY. and this isn't place and you could be one of those old men with a childs voice like on the telly.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24,
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i'm not an old man with a child voice
thats ashley from coronation street.
Hummm... NY is a bit far away, but i have friends there, maybe she's met them?
I know the queen if she asks.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:27,
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Hummm... NY is a bit far away, but i have friends there, maybe she's met them?
I know the queen if she asks.
Oi you smelly lot !
I'm on the Uni computers, la la la la la la !
Youuuuuuu smelllll, Iiiiiii dooooooooonn't.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43,
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Youuuuuuu smelllll, Iiiiiii dooooooooonn't.
muhahahahaah
i shall take over the world weilding such great powers....... ahem, back to reality....
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50,
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ur a gourd obcessive
go to a GA meeting man u need to cut the addiction
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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yes
well
i fear it is too late for that.
I have even decorated my own Gourd now.
He looks like a little person.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00,
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i fear it is too late for that.
I have even decorated my own Gourd now.
He looks like a little person.
Yeah
I think it's great that you smell of Big Hairy Man.
You go, girl.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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You go, girl.
or when you haven't had a bath in ages
or changed your socks. Or generally, in fact.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57,
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i'll have you know
i'm decidedly fragrant and smell of freshly mown grass, daisies and alpen streams and that
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59,
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but underneath it all
you must be humming.
(that sounds like a good song)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:02,
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(that sounds like a good song)
Ooo
I like that one - gonna have to make myself one now for occasions such as these.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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you do smell
i can smell your spicy brains from here, and they are making me hungry enough to crack your skull open and eat them, mmm...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47,
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Hmmm,
I too am on a Uni computer, do I still smell?
Also, cable and wireless want to charge my friend £150 to register a new domain name 'cos it is in their hosting contract that only they can register new names for clients using their service!!! Thieving bastards, or am I missing something?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47,
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Also, cable and wireless want to charge my friend £150 to register a new domain name 'cos it is in their hosting contract that only they can register new names for clients using their service!!! Thieving bastards, or am I missing something?
i thought as much!
i couldn't work out where the stench of patchouli and joss sticks was coming from...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:52,
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You stink! ;)
Check out this banner ad:www.xtrasite.co.nz/images/sponsor/xtra_marketing/xtramarketing_jetlineoffer_468x60_150203.gif
Is traffic light wars spreading?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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Is traffic light wars spreading?
Oh my God
them swines are playing me at my own game.
Gonna have to do nothing as usual.
:)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50,
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Gonna have to do nothing as usual.
:)
Do you think
the MOD will stop rejecting my great ideas
for weapons to use at war now?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46,
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for weapons to use at war now?
second attempt
Hopefuly people can see this now *grubles*
If not can someone say *sulks again*
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37,
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If not can someone say *sulks again*
what is it?
where is it?
i can't see anything!
oh, my hat's slipped down.
it's good, but it's a tad large!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:38,
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i can't see anything!
oh, my hat's slipped down.
it's good, but it's a tad large!
(*_*)
thanxz... jeeze msn is such hassle, im gonna get some webspace me thinks
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:39,
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huh...?
I think im gonna take a break now, my brain is tired from looking at evil things...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59,
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Woo Yay
Definitely visible! And superb.
Is that Pure Evil 0.9 or 1.0? I believe there are some "hot fixes". And there's the
problem they had burning the CDs...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40,
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Is that Pure Evil 0.9 or 1.0? I believe there are some "hot fixes". And there's the
problem they had burning the CDs...
oof
arf
I hardly think they would break eggs for an executive omelette, John.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42,
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I hardly think they would break eggs for an executive omelette, John.
Tony
...he just had to work out how to turn his rubik cube into a toilet roll !
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29,
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Merde
Votre chimpanzé est hyper-cool. A-t-il une petite amie? Puisque, vous savez, je suis disponible.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30,
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Je l'aime bien
Vous me feriez l'oiseau hollandais le plus heureux dans le monde. A-t-il un bon salaire? Quelle voiture conduit-il?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34,
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Blimey
I knew it was French Day on b3ta, I didn't think you'd take it that far.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43,
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Woe... woe... and thrice, woe....
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42,
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il conduit un Robin Reliant
et il est inspecteur de santé pour Islington Council. Il tu aimeras pour des bananes.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40,
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neither
the monkey has really long arms and is actually further back than he appears.
la scimmia è realmente ulteriore assente allora lui compare ed i suoi bracci sono abbastanza lunghi. è un'illusione ottica.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:32,
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la scimmia è realmente ulteriore assente allora lui compare ed i suoi bracci sono abbastanza lunghi. è un'illusione ottica.
Ah plus sagesse...
Comme le Père Ted dit... "ces vaches sont petites. Ces vaches sont parties lointain."
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:36,
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that looks more like
japanese to me. you can tell by the number of strokes per character. so to speak.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48,
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i should have seen that coming
will you elope with me so we can just make bad jokes to each other all day? i'm clean and have all my own teeth.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57,
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Hector loved nothing more than a good bit of bacca ...........
but, his wife was not pleased as he encouraged little Joey to smoke in bed ..............
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26,
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but, his wife was not pleased as he encouraged little Joey to smoke in bed ..............
hector
was the mound on the hound of the Baskervilles, stupid !
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:31,
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bahh you should have done victoria
down at the DSS, and then the pun would have been even cleverererer.
(woo and yay to the image, though)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:25,
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(woo and yay to the image, though)
Arf!
Although I thought traditionally it was supposed to be a Victoria Spong Cake?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26,
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No,
I believe they are shredded and teased out for the fur, which is then recycled as merkins for the third world. Or was it hairpieces for elderly gerbils?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37,
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Its thinking to itself...
"Bloody silly wings, I *knew* I should have ordered the large ones"
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:23,
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They Got IT Wrong
rather missed the boat with this one methinks. taken me bugger ages to figure out how this works
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:19,
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rather missed the boat with this one methinks. taken me bugger ages to figure out how this works
gourd grief
i am going to put a link on m3ss3ng3r for people to submit their gourd images, for the gourd gallery.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24,
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errrrrrr
what have you done to it?
If its not a picture that you've made or tampered with link to it.
Better still, to avoice invoking the wrath of the board elves, read the FAQ before posting
thank you
EDIT
1. for the literary ignorants below please note the IF above
2. for the picture, woo yay to excellent shoppery
3. What is all this bollocks about gourds anyway, is it some freudian fantasy linked to a scrotum?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:27,
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If its not a picture that you've made or tampered with link to it.
Better still, to avoice invoking the wrath of the board elves, read the FAQ before posting
thank you
EDIT
1. for the literary ignorants below please note the IF above
2. for the picture, woo yay to excellent shoppery
3. What is all this bollocks about gourds anyway, is it some freudian fantasy linked to a scrotum?
he suuuuuure
has.
Humankind came about because eve was tempted by a gourd.
Oh yes.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29,
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Humankind came about because eve was tempted by a gourd.
Oh yes.
it's a gourd!
can you not see the gourdism?
i'd say wooyay, too.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29,
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i'd say wooyay, too.
That is Testament
to your woosome choppage, si les gens dedans ne pourrait pas tell that you've chopped it
houpla!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:35,
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houpla!
just saw Rob and Weebl's
Mong Song.
It is fantastic!
And it deserves a gourd wooyay.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15,
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It is fantastic!
And it deserves a gourd wooyay.
That's gourd!
Deserve woo-yay-ing itself
if not for the anim, for the gourd.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17,
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if not for the anim, for the gourd.
you know what has bloody happened?
some cunt has taken the name mike on this baord while i had loadsa dumb shit on mine. now i can't just be mike anymore. son of a bitch.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:35,
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lol
i can't atm, i'm slightly disabled due to a canula think in me sag bag
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17,
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that's ok, I'm very disabled
due to muscular dystrophy :)
*slaps myself and drools*
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18,
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*slaps myself and drools*
No need to apologise
I quite like it
- the collisioin of two rather good things, IMO
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15,
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- the collisioin of two rather good things, IMO
Hey!
It's now day 3 or 4 of gourd bandwaggoning
And it's all gourd, baby
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24,
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And it's all gourd, baby
Khalid felt isolated as the others discussed the best way out of Guantanmo
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:11,
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