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# Since the plane carrying the springs had crashed...
.... life in the park had become so much more FUN.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Wee
Look at 'em go!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# boing.....
boiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg woo boing houpla
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Woo
for animals on springs !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# The one in the middle
looks a bit simple. He's quite happy just going up and down on the spot.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# There's a lot of me in him
(insert Finbarr here)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# monsieur
wiz zese moonkays you are rilly zpoiling uz!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# That is great
*boiinnnggg*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Class!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# that
is simply brilliant.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Berets are bad for your health
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# do berets not like the ears?
do they have too many grimsbys?

w/y/h
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Ooh la-la. Iz zat a
*FACT*?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# no reason
just so tastie...

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# heh
fluffy-flavoured milkshakes. i would.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Pure penguin juice!
100% pure

They mates of yours...?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# you looking at me bird
i'll 'ave yer...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# w/y/h
nice combined squeezing/sucking action ...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# but the penguins...
they're blinking...
They're still alive!

NOOOOOOOO, the insanity.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# he he he
the one on the left...


...i would.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# either
yup.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# it's that sucking action
that they have going on, isn't it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# oi you lot.
I knew I should have never posted.
makes me head big mind.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)
# A/S/L
do we make you horny?

[edit]i take it the one on the left is you current squeeze
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# no response.
enough.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)
# see edit above
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# --
so lost now. don't know what any1 means.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)
# ok, i'll speak slowly
i assume the girl on the left is your current partner.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)
# thankyou for caring
but no. the 1 on the right.
*didn't say that bit*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)
# as i said before A/S/L
and possibly telephone number and a good word from you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)
# --
she lives in NY. and this isn't place and you could be one of those old men with a childs voice like on the telly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i'm not an old man with a child voice
thats ashley from coronation street.

Hummm... NY is a bit far away, but i have friends there, maybe she's met them?
I know the queen if she asks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)
# as soon as she asks about you
I'll let u know...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Oi you smelly lot !
I'm on the Uni computers, la la la la la la !

Youuuuuuu smelllll, Iiiiiii dooooooooonn't.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# a minor
wastage of a thread there, well done have a coconut
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Yep
I should be reprimanded

Bring it on mo fo's
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# / bitch slap
go fo it punk
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ouch
I'm beaten already.

You win.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# muhahahahaah
i shall take over the world weilding such great powers....... ahem, back to reality....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# or even better
a gourd

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ur a gourd obcessive
go to a GA meeting man u need to cut the addiction
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hear hear
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# yes
well

i fear it is too late for that.
I have even decorated my own Gourd now.
He looks like a little person.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# You fucking reek
Change your socks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# bloody students
don't bathe for weeks at a time
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I reek of pure love
who'd want to change that ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah
I think it's great that you smell of Big Hairy Man.

You go, girl.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Hairy, yes, sometimes
Big ? - not me.......small lad me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)
# so i heard
*snigger*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Men hum
*FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)
# only when we don't know the words.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# or when you haven't had a bath in ages
or changed your socks. Or generally, in fact.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# i'll have you know
i'm decidedly fragrant and smell of freshly mown grass, daisies and alpen streams and that
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# but underneath it all
you must be humming.
(that sounds like a good song)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Goat.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
#


;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Ooo
I like that one - gonna have to make myself one now for occasions such as these.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ta
first frame moved tho,

buggrit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# you do smell
i can smell your spicy brains from here, and they are making me hungry enough to crack your skull open and eat them, mmm...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Thor
you ready for Saturday ?

We getting a taxi together ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# can do
or i'll see if a lift is avalible into chelt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I'm available...
Thats why the chicks dig me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Hmmm,
I too am on a Uni computer, do I still smell?

Also, cable and wireless want to charge my friend £150 to register a new domain name 'cos it is in their hosting contract that only they can register new names for clients using their service!!! Thieving bastards, or am I missing something?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# lies
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# i thought as much!
i couldn't work out where the stench of patchouli and joss sticks was coming from...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)
# No you don't smell
you're good.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# tees boolsheet
a domain can be pointed to anywhere.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# You stink! ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Oh my God
them swines are playing me at my own game.

Gonna have to do nothing as usual.

:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# fuck
off

twat.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# The Allies had no qualms

about using the new cluster-fluffies
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# 'kin woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Chocs away!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Do you think
the MOD will stop rejecting my great ideas
for weapons to use at war now?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# second attempt
Hopefuly people can see this now *grubles*



If not can someone say *sulks again*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# what is it?
where is it?
i can't see anything!
oh, my hat's slipped down.

it's good, but it's a tad large!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# (*_*)
thanxz... jeeze msn is such hassle, im gonna get some webspace me thinks
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# funny you should say that
Look up
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# look up...
eh...im all confused now (*_*)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# amazin'
where did you get my photo from?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# huh...?
I think im gonna take a break now, my brain is tired from looking at evil things...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Woo Yay
Definitely visible! And superb.


Is that Pure Evil 0.9 or 1.0? I believe there are some "hot fixes". And there's the
problem they had burning the CDs...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mmmm
grubles.

Sound tasty.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mmm...
possibly a vegan dish ...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# or
some slimy insects.






GOURD.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# step on
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# oof
arf

I hardly think they would break eggs for an executive omelette, John.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# .
thats very good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# hah
ahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# bang on time.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ooh
how apocalyptic
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# kiss
the ring, muthafucka
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)
# instinct told Tony he was nearly there...

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Tony
...he just had to work out how to turn his rubik cube into a toilet roll !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Merde
Votre chimpanzé est hyper-cool. A-t-il une petite amie? Puisque, vous savez, je suis disponible.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# tu le veux?
J'ai son numéro de téléphone si tu est sur...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Je l'aime bien
Vous me feriez l'oiseau hollandais le plus heureux dans le monde. A-t-il un bon salaire? Quelle voiture conduit-il?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I've told you all once.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# detto noi a che cosa?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# aiaiai
mi non capisco!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# You're back!
I promise to talk English to you now.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Merci.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Too late
to ask for mercy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# good
fucking french was getting right up mon hooter
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Blimey
I knew it was French Day on b3ta, I didn't think you'd take it that far.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Quas dederis solas semper habebis opes?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# oh aye
tempus fugit and all that.


ah, the prologue...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# arma virumque canto
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# are you calling my pint a poof?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ita vero
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Woe... woe... and thrice, woe....
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# titter ye not
ooh nay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# il conduit un Robin Reliant
et il est inspecteur de santé pour Islington Council. Il tu aimeras pour des bananes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Is that a big Rubik's cube
or a small monkey?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# neither
the monkey has really long arms and is actually further back than he appears.

la scimmia è realmente ulteriore assente allora lui compare ed i suoi bracci sono abbastanza lunghi. è un'illusione ottica.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Ah plus sagesse...
Comme le Père Ted dit... "ces vaches sont petites. Ces vaches sont parties lointain."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# effettivamente il padre ted l'il la cosa migliore.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# ??????????????????????
(it's Chinese...)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# that looks more like
japanese to me. you can tell by the number of strokes per character. so to speak.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# You said
strokes.
*chuckle*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i should have seen that coming
will you elope with me so we can just make bad jokes to each other all day? i'm clean and have all my own teeth.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# ca depende
/wise-sounding french answer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# patrick bossert
the chimp?

woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# who he
by the way? the superbrain internet startup tycoon?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Hector loved nothing more than a good bit of bacca ...........

but, his wife was not pleased as he encouraged little Joey to smoke in bed ..............
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Thought Hector
was a hound...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# hehehe
make him scratch his balls as well
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# but we draw a line
at sniffing the paw

:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Heh
ceci n'est pas un kanagarou avec une pipe!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# hector
was the mound on the hound of the Baskervilles, stupid !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# does he keep his baccy
in his pouch?

great pic!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i don't suppose
you've got a piccy of his wife have you?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Aha, so its puncake day!


edit - reload for spong!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# bahh you should have done victoria
down at the DSS, and then the pun would have been even cleverererer.

(woo and yay to the image, though)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Although I thought traditionally it was supposed to be a Victoria Spong Cake?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# SPONG!
PARP!
HONK!
BAGUETTE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# what's that you say?


a punk-ache?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Hee
hee
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# recycling is good...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hooray!
reminds me of trigger happy tv.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# poor kittens
do they smelt them?
"houpla"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# No,
I believe they are shredded and teased out for the fur, which is then recycled as merkins for the third world. Or was it hairpieces for elderly gerbils?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# A griffin......
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Its thinking to itself...
"Bloody silly wings, I *knew* I should have ordered the large ones"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# that is
fucking lovely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# woo
and a yay + 4 D6!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# They Got IT Wrong




rather missed the boat with this one methinks. taken me bugger ages to figure out how this works
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# gourd grief
i am going to put a link on m3ss3ng3r for people to submit their gourd images, for the gourd gallery.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# errrrrrr
what have you done to it?

If its not a picture that you've made or tampered with link to it.

Better still, to avoice invoking the wrath of the board elves, read the FAQ before posting

thank you

EDIT
1. for the literary ignorants below please note the IF above
2. for the picture, woo yay to excellent shoppery
3. What is all this bollocks about gourds anyway, is it some freudian fantasy linked to a scrotum?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# i think he has
added a gourd.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# he suuuuuure
has.

Humankind came about because eve was tempted by a gourd.
Oh yes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# errr...yes

its eve with the sinful gourd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)
# it's a gourd!
can you not see the gourdism?
i'd say wooyay, too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# HAHA!
You suck.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# That is Testament
to your woosome choppage, si les gens dedans ne pourrait pas tell that you've chopped it

houpla!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# just saw Rob and Weebl's
Mong Song.
It is fantastic!

And it deserves a gourd wooyay.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's gourd!
Deserve woo-yay-ing itself
if not for the anim, for the gourd.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# you know what has bloody happened?
some cunt has taken the name mike on this baord while i had loadsa dumb shit on mine. now i can't just be mike anymore. son of a bitch.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# what
cunts
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Mike the Best
is good too
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# you need slapping for that
FACT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I want you to slap me as hard as you can
:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# oi
don't be breaking the first two rules now.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# lol
i can't atm, i'm slightly disabled due to a canula think in me sag bag
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# that's ok, I'm very disabled
due to muscular dystrophy :)

*slaps myself and drools*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# No need to apologise
I quite like it
- the collisioin of two rather good things, IMO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Hey!
It's now day 3 or 4 of gourd bandwaggoning

And it's all gourd, baby
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I think you mean...
GOURD things...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# !
!!!
Makes me wonder what a gourd beverage would be like.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Khalid felt isolated as the others discussed the best way out of Guantanmo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i reckon
he's just stocking his kebab shop up
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

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