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# Flopsy's mum would go nuts if she knew
what she really did on a tuesday night!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# why ?
nothing wrong with wearing rabbit masks : )

: )
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i can only assume she is one of those
play bunny wotsits.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I think there is
if the mask is a real rabbit's head.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:03, archived)
# uck
-mental image-
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# it would need
to be a very big rabbit...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# .
squishie
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:12, archived)
# yes....
you called
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# it was
more of an observation
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# oh!
but I feel loved that you noticed me all the same :)


....returns to lurking for a bit....shhhhhhh
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Nice angle
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:01, archived)
# yup
69 degree
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:02, archived)
# down boy
*bucket of cold water for table 5*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I just love ladys' bums
that is all.

/human nature
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:03, archived)
# it's a fair point
it is rather nice :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# It is innit
and she wants me

Keeps twitching her nose at me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:06, archived)
# funny knees
tho, and Im all about knees me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# front or back
?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# both actually.
and I have an ankle-ometor built in too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# hey I like that
do ankles and knees (front and back) come higher on the charts than the typical lady attributes ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# no,
at first its eyes, bum, height, smile. its only after a period of time that a lack of comely knees and ankles starts to hit home and I become panicky.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Same here
Eyes first, then lady bum, lady bumps followed by hair.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I thought it was just
us ladies that had lists like that.......
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I don't apply the list
It's just there, in the background.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:24, archived)
# hummm
it apears men and women arnt so different after all.....time for a psychological study - male/ female listing and subsequent application to social interactions


.....erm ish
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:32, archived)
# C'mere big Koit........
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Yay
I love her carrot dress
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:23, archived)
# You should save that
for Rapitinui. He'd love it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:25, archived)
# You;ll be seeing
more of Flopsy soon in a retrospective of her career in glamour.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:27, archived)
# ladys bums
are good. I too would argue nature, although I blame my eyes really.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# eyes, nature, penis
we can all blame other things. Bring it on !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I haven't got
a penis :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Crikey
keep forgetting about this random sexual diversity.

blame your woman bumps then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# which
ones?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Any of your choosing
I wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# ok
I've chosen. what now?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Smack them
and smack them hard. For they are bad boys/girls.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I only picked one bump
and I will not be held responsibly for what would happen if I smacked it...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# "we can all blame other things...."
I read a subtext here, I may be mistaken, but I believe you can blame your viperish, therefore intrinsically lesbo, shatners basoon.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# shatners bassoon???????????????????????????????????????
eep, indeed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# don't mention
shatner around me...

wtf are you talking about?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# sorry,
chris morris reference. basically your with the gays ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Okay you. EXPLAIN.
I went looking on Google for an explanation of Shatner's Bassoon and came out with a whole pile of crap. Did the term exist before that tv show with the interviews, or did he make it up?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)
# sorry, was having dinner,
if your still spazzing this far down, shatners basoon is the part of the brain responsible for monitoring the perception of time, thus "a boy was crossing the road and got hit by a car, why? well, he thought he had three weeks to cross the road".
fact.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Would you like another?
there is more....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# I'd be lying if I said no
here we go.

No.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Err i closed photoshop
before i could save a big enough one. She will be the basis of a new woo yay though.

[EDIT] got her back
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# CRACKING
biscuit shot
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:30, archived)
# All kids....
...like FIRE!!!! *FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:55, archived)
# nicely done
fight that fire me lad
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# but he has a water pistol
/confused

;oP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# it a fire pistol .
I'll never let you squirt me with your waterpistol !!!!!
I be burned I tell you
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:59, archived)
# ooo
er
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:59, archived)
# The little
bugger!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I Love
The Changing of the Gourd
those traditional ceremonies...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Oh my gourd.
I though we'd killed the last on after a long trek through wherever they grow.
Has ssg finished the site yet?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ummm
gourd only knows.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:48, archived)
# The old Chinese shop keeper
warned me not to feed my new kitten after midnight. How I wish I had listened!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# wwwwoooooooooooooooooo!!!!
oh thats wonderful, is it high res enough for b3tapaper?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# soz mate
the orig is 360x270
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# thats
an ok size! that would stretch out quite nicely on most monitors, but did you save the image at that res?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# with the power of technology
I can give you this 579x449
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:50, archived)
# yay!
that works so well, the photlike quality of the sofa really adds to the realism. its up now, with the well spotted moggywai tag.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54, archived)
# haha
love the eyes
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hee hee
is it a moggywai?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# damn you
with you superior pic titles - you are lucky I don't steal it and make your reply look silly! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# :)
Feel free to I don't mind
anyways your title is good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# woo!
that's so cute!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# CM
Ace once more
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Woo
to you!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# little guy
looks dirty; maybe he needs a bath.

OH WAIT; NOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Cute little moggie!
or something like that anyway. Top shoppage again...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37, archived)
# this lovely new


dvd of Chris Morris' new short arrived for me today. yay!
I watched it at me sisters on saturday and I thoroughly recommend, only £5.95 from warp records.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Is that Rothko the dog et al?
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40, archived)
# indeed.
he's a solicitor dog you know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Top class. The URL is?
Is it www.warprecords.co.uk ?
I mean to buy that, if it's the last thing I do. Which it probably will be, bloody throat cancer!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# ?
what? really? bill hicks style huh?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:50, archived)
# But what annoys me most is that non-smokers die every day
For free! No, not really, although I do have an annoying growth on my vocal chords which hasn't been seen by a doctor.

[edit]I can't find where to buy it. Can you tell me please?
[edit2]Found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nasty,
but if your a fat lady, perhaps you'll never now sing, and you are like the universes insurance policy - if you cant sing then the universe wont go out in an entropic burp.

are you a fat lady?
;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I should
stop singing....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# ah!
but has the universe bestowed upon you the vocal flanges that would render you unable to sing? no? then you are obviously no the saviour of the universe. oh well. :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# too many negatives!
I can't follow it...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I quite like the idea of a big fat viking woman
singing at the end of the universe... *fires up google for viking norse godesses*. incidentally, are you going to come to the april bash with your chap?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I'm coming
dunno about him. he might stay at home with the baby
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# No, but I am a fat cunt.
If only in the belly region.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ParP!!!
..why you doidy dawg!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I've just eaten 2 pancakes
cooked by my 7 year old daughter...
And i feel similar / sick

w/y/h
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# like the kid...
or the dog?
: O
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# the dog....
I don't usually look that happy looking at 'arse fire'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# that makes me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hehehe...
parp.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)
# so i was messing around with the randimaginator
and you know how some faces just beg to be fiddled with?



turns out he's the chinese ambassador to the USA ho hum...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# why
does that look like cum splashes? a bit
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# because you have a sick, sick mind...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I do not!
it's perfectly healthy... 0: )
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# how can "face painting"
with the chinese ambassador be healthy?!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I didn't make the pic!
merely the comment. My mind is healthy, clean and sane thankyouvery much :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# .
inexact use of the clone tool combined with lack of use of heal tool = cum splashes.
*FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ahhh!
cunning :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# those
"cum splashes" were already on the background! blame isthisyou...

[edit] i don't have to sit here and take this! *storms off in mock hissy fit...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# oh come back
stop acting like a bloody drama queen ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# just making toasties.
mmmmm
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:47, archived)
# pancake
toasties?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:49, archived)
# nope, cheese toasties
pancakes later, football first
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# mmmmm
to everything except the football
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# that's only cos you've not seen me in shorts
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37, archived)
# freaky!
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# needs to be a tad more blurry
hold on...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# your original
looked liked he had swallowed the SAS' dagger emblem :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# well
i am shit at photoshop...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I thought it
was symbolic and created on purpose! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# well, i *do* like wanking over
high-ranking embassy staff...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40, archived)
# you wouldn't be normal
if you didn't
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# um...
and here I thought I was normal...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] john number 5

thanks to Rocketknight for hosting
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Mcrirrick pics are always welcome!
he starred in the Mcrirrickatrix too!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# I like that
it made me laugh a lot!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Moi aussi
Mes jambes ont tombé.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# You legend!
Lol, good stuff. Check out the McCririck ring on the robots finger! No probs for the hosting, keep 'em coming!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Mechafear

Clicky Flashness

Previous flash robot attempts:
Angry
Guitar
Eyebot
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
'Ave a banana!

Lovely... and yet another example that shows me I have to learn Flash!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
10 FOR X=1 TO 100000
20 PRINT "the animated mecha-fear"
30 NEXT X



etc....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20, archived)
# aahh programming jokes :)
while(fear == in existance)
{
printf("the fear!\n");
}

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# the geek in me
screams for release from time to time
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I understand
although I never learnt VB, I am obviously not a true geek yet
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# neither did I
just old Speccy basic and a clunky old language known as MSM....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# not even heard of that
Is that what that is up there then? I thought it was VB
I am only just starting really, its all C and Java for me, anyway, I think people are beginning to stare!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# let them :)
the geeks will unite..

that..IIRC was basic...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# oh my
that is very woo. your flash stuff is getting very good indeed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20, archived)
# NO WAY!
I now am scared
That is truely amazing my friend!
edit: aww it only works once
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# clear out yer cache
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Now that
is simply genius, very very good.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# i highlighted that
to see if it was hidden image woo. someone did a lovely woo yay / houpla one a while ago.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Hi,
You coming to the April Bash?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I most certainly
am, probably sans madman costume tho, you sorted digs yet?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I'll be OK as it's central this time,
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Fuck fuck fuck
"the fear" link is evil. oh and
the link fear the link fear the link fear etcetara etcetara
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# 'kin ell
now that's amazing
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# AHHH!
That's good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)
# lovely work
stickfigure.
simply fearful.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i don't think it gets better than that
if it was up to me, you'd have won the challenge!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# fork n
larva lay
aaaaaghhhhh
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:24, archived)
# THE CHAIR . I WANT....


mmmmmmmmmmm.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you funny chicken!
how strange woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# nice simile
the badger with two legs

what oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd
beauty is nature to advantage dress'd

(could almost be the b3tan motto, if it wasn't so poncy)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# well its certainly unusual
yey!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# The Church of St Whippy


is quite popular with the tourists
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Heh. Poo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# ha ha
eat shit kid !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20, archived)
# woo
to the poo!

and the pic too
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Ice-cream tastic
woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:59, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
ice cream.....

and poo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# But officer, we were just following the signs...


my first of hopefully many posts! it's my first animated gif ever, so be, uh... gentle.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# they're all being far too gentle!
HAVE A WOO AND A YAY, YOU DIRTY BUGGER!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# welcome
like the name! (and the pic)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# welcome to the board!
nice action with the heads there.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)
# nice action. mrs whitehouse says:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Thats brill
woo hoopla and yay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I like humping pictures...
so I'll give you a big yay woo (Canadian) for your first animation. Send more!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# !
I didn't realise Canadian woo yays were different
from the regular ones!

Oh wait, I see. A Canadian woo yay is about 54% of a UK w/y.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I've only just started playin with the animation on psp
is it as hard as it looks?

any tips?

hehe..I said hard
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:41, archived)
# easier in
image ready than in animation shop, I think anyhow...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I used psp and anim pro for a year
3 days ago I got Photoshop/Imageready.

Da Potatoshop is so much easier, so much better, so much slicker. Ditch psp and get da shop.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# ahh,
so if i wanna struggle and maybe post ani a month use psp, or be flash and get image

kewl, so wots the damage?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:48, archived)
# nah...
it's not easy, but it's not nearly as hard as it looks. i'd been plugging along with an outdated version of pshop for awhile, and i recently upgraded to v7 pshop/imageready; the ease of use is astounding. highly recommended.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:49, archived)
# YAY WOO HOOOOOOPLLLAAAAA
unknown to me, my g/f has photoshop, mind you i didnt ask her till now

i think i might have to go and load it

:>
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Has anyone done
The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yep
but feel free to do your own version :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Yes, someone on sun night
was v good as well
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# The Axe of Evil
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Shouldn't....
... there be at least two....?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Yes
Wish I'd thought of that
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Dusty the Death Ray Dog ends WWII


Kids...don't do drugs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)
# that is inspired
muchos wooo and yay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:15, archived)
# yes they do
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# fucking fantastic!
woo yey!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# this took me far too long




clickness for bigness



and I'm not overly impressed with it...ho hum..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Yay
Bullrushes!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# a couple of head swaps...
and
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Get this in before anyone else
i would...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yes its the
little ears that do it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# those two
have very good leggs........I suspect they wear tights


(oh and hello all, long time no type and all:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54, archived)
# yobs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:08, archived)
# ooh spooky
I used that pic to say goodbye to my cow-orkers.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# why you cheeky son of a gun
*shakes fist*

Im now off down t'chippy, fo fish n chips wibits
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# "wibits"
I can't tell you how that used to confuse me at first. Fish and chips what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38, archived)
# awww
the cats are adorable with their neckties!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# oh and how rude of me
yey to the first pic in this thread!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# No wonder they are hard to find
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:08, archived)
# well
if all the other baetsna want to pass this up fine. i'll give it a w/y/h.

for shame.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)

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