
what she really did on a tuesday night!

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but I feel loved that you noticed me all the same :)
....returns to lurking for a bit....shhhhhhh
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19,
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....returns to lurking for a bit....shhhhhhh

do ankles and knees (front and back) come higher on the charts than the typical lady attributes ?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15,
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at first its eyes, bum, height, smile. its only after a period of time that a lack of comely knees and ankles starts to hit home and I become panicky.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17,
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Eyes first, then lady bum, lady bumps followed by hair.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:18,
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us ladies that had lists like that.......
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21,
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it apears men and women arnt so different after all.....time for a psychological study - male/ female listing and subsequent application to social interactions
.....erm ish
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:32,
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.....erm ish

more of Flopsy soon in a retrospective of her career in glamour.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:27,
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are good. I too would argue nature, although I blame my eyes really.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05,
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we can all blame other things. Bring it on !
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:08,
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keep forgetting about this random sexual diversity.
blame your woman bumps then.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:11,
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blame your woman bumps then.

and I will not be held responsibly for what would happen if I smacked it...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21,
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I read a subtext here, I may be mistaken, but I believe you can blame your viperish, therefore intrinsically lesbo, shatners basoon.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13,
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eep, indeed.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15,
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I went looking on Google for an explanation of Shatner's Bassoon and came out with a whole pile of crap. Did the term exist before that tv show with the interviews, or did he make it up?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28,
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if your still spazzing this far down, shatners basoon is the part of the brain responsible for monitoring the perception of time, thus "a boy was crossing the road and got hit by a car, why? well, he thought he had three weeks to cross the road".
fact.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42,
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fact.

before i could save a big enough one. She will be the basis of a new woo yay though.
[EDIT] got her back
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09,
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[EDIT] got her back

I'll never let you squirt me with your waterpistol !!!!!
I be burned I tell you
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:59,
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I be burned I tell you

I though we'd killed the last on after a long trek through wherever they grow.
Has ssg finished the site yet?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44,
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Has ssg finished the site yet?

warned me not to feed my new kitten after midnight. How I wish I had listened!

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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42,
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oh thats wonderful, is it high res enough for b3tapaper?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43,
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an ok size! that would stretch out quite nicely on most monitors, but did you save the image at that res?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:46,
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that works so well, the photlike quality of the sofa really adds to the realism. its up now, with the well spotted moggywai tag.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54,
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with you superior pic titles - you are lucky I don't steal it and make your reply look silly! :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:44,
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looks dirty; maybe he needs a bath.
OH WAIT; NOOOOOOO!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14,
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OH WAIT; NOOOOOOO!

or something like that anyway. Top shoppage again...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:37,
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dvd of Chris Morris' new short arrived for me today. yay!
I watched it at me sisters on saturday and I thoroughly recommend, only £5.95 from warp records.

Is it www.warprecords.co.uk ?
I mean to buy that, if it's the last thing I do. Which it probably will be, bloody throat cancer!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:43,
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I mean to buy that, if it's the last thing I do. Which it probably will be, bloody throat cancer!

For free! No, not really, although I do have an annoying growth on my vocal chords which hasn't been seen by a doctor.
[edit]I can't find where to buy it. Can you tell me please?
[edit2]Found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:53,
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[edit]I can't find where to buy it. Can you tell me please?
[edit2]Found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

but if your a fat lady, perhaps you'll never now sing, and you are like the universes insurance policy - if you cant sing then the universe wont go out in an entropic burp.
are you a fat lady?
;)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:58,
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are you a fat lady?
;)

but has the universe bestowed upon you the vocal flanges that would render you unable to sing? no? then you are obviously no the saviour of the universe. oh well. :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07,
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singing at the end of the universe... *fires up google for viking norse godesses*. incidentally, are you going to come to the april bash with your chap?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10,
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dunno about him. he might stay at home with the baby
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13,
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cooked by my 7 year old daughter...
And i feel similar / sick
w/y/h
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37,
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And i feel similar / sick
w/y/h

I don't usually look that happy looking at 'arse fire'
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:42,
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and you know how some faces just beg to be fiddled with?

turns out he's the chinese ambassador to the USA ho hum...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:29,
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turns out he's the chinese ambassador to the USA ho hum...

with the chinese ambassador be healthy?!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32,
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merely the comment. My mind is healthy, clean and sane thankyouvery much :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34,
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inexact use of the clone tool combined with lack of use of heal tool = cum splashes.
*FACT*
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36,
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*FACT*

"cum splashes" were already on the background! blame isthisyou...
[edit] i don't have to sit here and take this! *storms off in mock hissy fit...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38,
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[edit] i don't have to sit here and take this! *storms off in mock hissy fit...

looked liked he had swallowed the SAS' dagger emblem :)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34,
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he starred in the Mcrirrickatrix too!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:29,
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Lol, good stuff. Check out the McCririck ring on the robots finger! No probs for the hosting, keep 'em coming!
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![Challenge Entry: Robots! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Clicky Flashness
Previous flash robot attempts:
Angry
Guitar
Eyebot


Lovely... and yet another example that shows me I have to learn Flash!

10 FOR X=1 TO 100000
20 PRINT "the animated mecha-fear"
30 NEXT X
etc....
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20,
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20 PRINT "the animated mecha-fear"
30 NEXT X
etc....

while(fear == in existance)
{
printf("the fear!\n");
}
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:25,
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{
printf("the fear!\n");
}

although I never learnt VB, I am obviously not a true geek yet
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:28,
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just old Speccy basic and a clunky old language known as MSM....
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32,
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Is that what that is up there then? I thought it was VB
I am only just starting really, its all C and Java for me, anyway, I think people are beginning to stare!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34,
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I am only just starting really, its all C and Java for me, anyway, I think people are beginning to stare!

that is very woo. your flash stuff is getting very good indeed.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:20,
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111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

I now am scared
That is truely amazing my friend!
edit: aww it only works once
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32,
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That is truely amazing my friend!
edit: aww it only works once

to see if it was hidden image woo. someone did a lovely woo yay / houpla one a while ago.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:34,
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am, probably sans madman costume tho, you sorted digs yet?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40,
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"the fear" link is evil. oh and
the link fear the link fear the link fear etcetara etcetara
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36,
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the link fear the link fear the link fear etcetara etcetara

if it was up to me, you'd have won the challenge!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:32,
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010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
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010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001
010101000110100001100101001000000110011001100101011000010111001000100001

the badger with two legs
what oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd
beauty is nature to advantage dress'd
(could almost be the b3tan motto, if it wasn't so poncy)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33,
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what oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd
beauty is nature to advantage dress'd
(could almost be the b3tan motto, if it wasn't so poncy)


my first of hopefully many posts! it's my first animated gif ever, so be, uh... gentle.

HAVE A WOO AND A YAY, YOU DIRTY BUGGER!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23,
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so I'll give you a big yay woo (Canadian) for your first animation. Send more!!!
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:39,
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I didn't realise Canadian woo yays were different
from the regular ones!
Oh wait, I see. A Canadian woo yay is about 54% of a UK w/y.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21,
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from the regular ones!
Oh wait, I see. A Canadian woo yay is about 54% of a UK w/y.

is it as hard as it looks?
any tips?
hehe..I said hard
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:41,
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any tips?
hehe..I said hard

image ready than in animation shop, I think anyhow...
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45,
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3 days ago I got Photoshop/Imageready.
Da Potatoshop is so much easier, so much better, so much slicker. Ditch psp and get da shop.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:45,
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Da Potatoshop is so much easier, so much better, so much slicker. Ditch psp and get da shop.

so if i wanna struggle and maybe post ani a month use psp, or be flash and get image
kewl, so wots the damage?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:48,
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kewl, so wots the damage?

it's not easy, but it's not nearly as hard as it looks. i'd been plugging along with an outdated version of pshop for awhile, and i recently upgraded to v7 pshop/imageready; the ease of use is astounding. highly recommended.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:49,
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unknown to me, my g/f has photoshop, mind you i didnt ask her till now
i think i might have to go and load it
:>
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54,
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i think i might have to go and load it
:>


clickness for bigness
and I'm not overly impressed with it...ho hum..

have very good leggs........I suspect they wear tights
(oh and hello all, long time no type and all:)
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:54,
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(oh and hello all, long time no type and all:)

*shakes fist*
Im now off down t'chippy, fo fish n chips wibits
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:18,
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Im now off down t'chippy, fo fish n chips wibits

I can't tell you how that used to confuse me at first. Fish and chips what?
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:38,
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if all the other baetsna want to pass this up fine. i'll give it a w/y/h.
for shame.
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Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33,
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for shame.
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