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# The development of the cat rocket
soon sparked a pet animal arms race.
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# woo hoo
ha ha haaaa!
I love interactive 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Jeeezus!
What're they been feeding the poor bugger? From the expression on his face he's in mild discomfort from that curry!

Very elegantly 'shopped btw! Have a
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# nice piccy-wiccy
my little droogey-woogey!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Fucking
great!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)
# oo did you force him to look at hamster porn?
woo

did you get the orignal from Getty images?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# haha...
i made him sit through the flash intro at www.hamster-porn.com
and thanks...
and yes :-)

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# cant...belive....i...clicked...that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# The party was long over, the sound of the vacuum cleaners echoed through the empty ballroom...

...but Thorsten could still feel the music every time he closed his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)
# foooooooon
keeeeeeey
kiiiiiiii
tttteeeeeeeeen
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# that translates as
"Funky Kitten"
For those of you that don't speak jive.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# That is lovely!
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha...
didn't see it animate to start with... that is one groovy cat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# great cat zog
sorry to read the news about apple below. They need a good sorting out by the sounds of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# i'm going to try isketch for a bit
night night
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Safe as Fuck
You strikE mE as a man who undErstands the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# I'm trying to pick up on your subliminal messaging,
but all I've got so far is
"SF YEEE"
what does that mean? is it an anagram? EFESEY? FEESEY?
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# ooh!
is it YES FEE?
do I have to pay a YES FEE?
is that it?
can I join the inner circle now?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Woo Thorsten!
too bad the others had moved on to the next club without him..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Flea #64
FLEA!

...more FLEA
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# I deign
to not even reply to that one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# quality
comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Right.
Time for bed...



Ive had no tattyswop for a week. plenty of hummus. no swop.

Grrr.

just re-installed it.

now im happy!

(Divvy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] this
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# ssh...

...they're asleep.
click image bigger quietly
time for bed
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# don't look
very asleep.
I best be off.
Night night alles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# gutenacht
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# that am
fearsome
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# very cool
Proffesor Houpla gives that a
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Come and join me...
www.isketch.net

look for the B3ta room - the subject is science.

Come...join me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Oh god
Now he's got 2 addictions.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# is that all?
He's falling behind!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# i dunt understand!
probably should have read the instructions i suppose...

sorry kittie, i'm rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# pictionary
only with a slow, annoying inteface, but all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# hehe
No problem ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# isketch
has the best music ever at the start bit
100% OF *FACT*
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I'm downloading shockwave.
be there in a while
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# me too
im sure i already had it
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I know I don't have it
on my brand new laptop which I got my school to buy for me. hehehe..

if I could only figure out someway to make them pay for broadband...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# obligatory cat rocket

if I didn't do it, someone else would've had to...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Was it Quake
that you could use the rocket launcher to make BIG jumps in?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# How
is Apple treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# VERY BADLY!!!
since you asked I shall repeat the story:
me buy new 12" powerbook, 3000 Euros. one week later, put CD in. superdrive go kaputt. me take to apple dealer. verify kaputness. send in. technician finds 2 CDs in drive. blames me. tells me costs 740 Euro to fix. 200 Euro to NOT fix and just send back. I did NOT put 2 CDs in at the same time. when I put the second (supposedly) CD in, it didn't complain or resist or anything, it just ate it right up. (note to the uninformed: the superdrive is just a slit in the side that eats CDs, no tray involved)
how the fuck is that MY FAULT?!?!
tomorrow I call and scream.
if that doesn't work I will use all my powers of the internet to give apple the BIGGEST BLACK EYE IT'S EVER HAD.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ooh
goodluck
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Arseholes
eh!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Wow
200 is a bit much just to send it back!

I hope you get it sorted out.
(b, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Dom got lonely sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Rob_B, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Damn...
Thats kinky...

w/y/h!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# just stumbled upon
this

So that's what it used to be like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# one of a few old versions
This was pretty much the first incarnation as you see it's where the b3tan birthdate comes from.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# the
way back machine rules
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# night night sweety poos
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# heheheh
'sponsored by F5 inc." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
Gaahhhhhh.

I'm really going now, you see if I don't....

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# ink and water, 37°c
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# mmmm purple.
On that purpleness note I shall fuck off and bid you the goodness of all nights, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# is it
real?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# can't you see the shark?
It's just about to enter menacingly, stage left.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# now do it at 36 degrees
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# done!
I did 37° to 10°, one for each year of my life so far :)
36°c
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# These remind me of
being stoned one night & all gathering round a jam jar of turps & putting dirty brushes in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# yeah
that works well, plus I love the smell of turps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# wonderful
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# that is beautiful
w/y/h to you!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hehehehehe
that silly!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahaha i thought just the fact they were charging so much for a bit of cardboard was funny enough
then I read on!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pizza would be a lot different:


Please tell me there's Little Caesars in the U.K., this was a bitch to make. I often make jokes that are "too American" some say.
(Captain Pancakes, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# oi!
I'm hungry here!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# they don't have them
in Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# No, but
I bet you've got Little Thiefs round there?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# haha
sure do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Never seen one
old bean
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# yes
and its a good pun, original, and very WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
that Kline Kaisers' is a purely Nortamericano phenomenon however US media means that many of us have heard of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Yes
When I lived in England I used to get a pizza from the Little Ceasars where I lived all the time. (Bad wording. I did not live AT the Little Ceasars...)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# little caesers pizza
There used to be one in Wimbledon about 12 years ago - the pizzas were dull, but the cheesy garlic doughsticks were the business. Would have been more successful if the awesome TV ad had been shown over here.
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)
# If Hitler had won the war ...

...JFK's oratory would have been less impressive
Cheap as chips, I know. It's late
(wilesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Did he say
"red x"?
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Gaah!
Hang on, I'll give it a quick tweak. Damn Yahoo ...

(wilesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# what happend to the weakest race post?

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# something
why am i reading the right wing news?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# It went to bed. Can't say I blame it, as it's late.
Hello, and bye bye. Me's off for a drunken weekend in Scotland, so won't be around till Sunday night maybe.....

Have fun. Night Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# It didn't even say
goodby :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Am I just crazy?
I found this picture once and something immediately caught my eye. Do you notice the embroydery floating in front of the door? I e-mailed the admin about it and he said that there was something supporting it, but I don't believe him. Any theories? Am I blind and does anyone else see something supporting it? Till this gets solved, I'm hiding under my bed.

The original page was just pictures of rooms, here's the link.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# thats
leet with a capital L
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# theres a little brown thing
in back of the uppre right part of the footrest thing that looks like it has a metal pole sticking out of it. does that help and or make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
#
Nope, still hiding...
My roommate is finally leaving! Woo! Maybe the embroydery ghost will get her on her way out! ^_^
I did see that thing, but it doesn't seem to be under it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Think Music Stand
where violinists place thier sheet music. It's like that with a pivoting top bit for comfortable 'hands free' embroidery.
If you have any image editing software just open the image and play with the brightness and contrast and you'll see the pole bit clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# agreed
It's a very thin pole and it's perfectly aligned with the edge of the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# sock puppets

Not sure what the animation is all about,
but if you need to know the correct way to make a sock puppet, just clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Now i may be a bit drunk
but does that site suggest that the way to a womans heart is with a soc puppet?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Another 'inspired by' post

(I have no hummus, I have to sponge it off others...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# you are a doughnut?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# JFK said it...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Eddie
Izzard.
My hero
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# mine too
along with Robert Rankin and Michael Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Did he/she say it
as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Eddie Izzard
made a big thing about the him actually saying "I am a doughnut" rather than his intended "I am also an inhabitant of berlin" as have many before - but i don t think any ive herd as funny as Mr Izzard
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Actcherly
he said "I am a sausage".
"Ein Berliner" is "One Sausage*", literally translated.
He should have said "Ich bin Berlinerich", which would have meant "I am a Berliner".
I suppose our American friends had to turn it into a donut so the populace would understand.

*Sausage produced/sold exclusively in Berlin, if the story be right
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

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