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[challenge entry] Prince Charmin' (ultra)
A tale of warning for us all - never go out into the gardens of the Enchanted Castle to 'lay a cable' unless you're fully prepared...
(suckonthisitsblocked, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Damn you and your
Prince Charmin pun.. I was so almost there three
hours earlier and got distracted by work. Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# scarily
woo-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# hee hee!
put the pun down & put your hands above your head!

TJ:
phew. just escaped from isketch. thank fuck. don't go there if you want to sleep tonite...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# addict!
heheh :)

(I'm addicted too...)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I've managed to avoid so far
my artistic ability would fit in a matchbox, with all the matches still in it, and 5 records, the bible, and the complete works of shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha!
I can draw, but I can't make their program behave like I want it to...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# mwahahaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# very nice
now just hit edit and age the rod own nut a hall gentry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# your spelling
has become atrocious! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# arf
superb, worth getting turfed out of the pub in time for. Well done you.

*edit* are you named after a character in the "Duff Gardens" episode of the simpsons, I kind of keep track of these things, or try to*/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Nice Shopping
special Prince woo yay, even tho he's a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I notice...
...he's using his old trick of making sure that anything else in a picture with him is either:
a) less than 2 foot tall
b) quite a long way away
Thus making him look normal height...
Mind you, got my first proper snog at a party to "Purple Rain" so can't bitch about him too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Beancats or Meerbeans?

not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# meerbeans
because

1. its like Mr Bean, with two extra e's
2. if they were beancats, they'd be cats not meercats
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I find that post
scary in it's logicalness...



See y'all tomorrow/later today, depending on your local temporal state.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# cya matey
I'll be off soon meself.

past me 'best before' date
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
#
So that's what that smell is...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# night
I'm going to walk home now and leave the magic ethernet behind, before it gets cold/dark.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# aha
eastcoasty
(sndmn, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# midwest
actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Shame you can't take it home with you,
but overall that sounds like a wise move...

Bugger, I keep pressing F5! Someone restrain me!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# you could
chop off your fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# night all
part 2 :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# night
again
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Baby why don't we go down to Kosovo...
We'll nuke it fast and then we'll burn it slow,
That's where we wanna go,
Way down in Ko-osovo.

Bermuda, Bahama, Let's go find Osama,
Bodies in the sand,
Explosions ravage the wartorn land,
And so on...
--------
Okay, the Bin Laden satire is old, but I'm surprised nobody's thought of this.

(c) Beachboys 2003

EDIT: If someone produces this song, I'll donate $32 (£20) to b3ta.
EDIT 2: 'Cause I'm a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Edit 3:
you've got your exchange rates back asswards - $32 would be £20...

Edit 4: See how I managed to increase your donation there? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# ?
?
(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# How can i
write on road signs and make them look real eg right a name on one that it facing say north eastish way instead of head on.

Make n e sence?
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# n
t dnt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# N E?
what's so hard about writing "any"? if you want it to make sense, write properly!

www.triskele.com/fonts.html has fonts that look just like the ones on roadsigns - this site was found by Missing and I bookmarked it.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I've got it bookedmarked at work
it's one of those things that sooner or later, will come in handy.
A bit like the things that end up in the attic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Or
Like the things you've invariably just thrown out because you've been hanging onto them for aaages
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Throw things away?
*shivers*

What a scary, crazy concept.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
#
and spare bits of wood in the garage
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
#
you'll never know when they might come in handy
</hoarder>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
#
you know those spare bits? I actually used some last week. Nearly fell over with shock.
Never thought it was possible - it's normally summat yer dad does :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Don't get me started on the whole "Turning into your dad" thang...
Although, to be honest, I don't think my Dad's ever worn makeup or PVC...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# it's more concerning
when you realise that he did
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
#
I don't think mine has either, but I'm definitely turning into him.....margh! "Modern music is shite", listening to radio 2 and thinking it's much better than that noisy stuff.....fuppin'ell, surely it should happen later than this?!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Radio 4 myself
but at least I don't follow the Archers, so there's still some hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I knew it was bad when I'd
listen to Scrawn and Lard on R1 then quickly switch over to R2 for Steve Wright at 3, plus I know exactly when the comedy stuff comes on on R2 on a saturday......<shakes head>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# hmmm
<shakes head back>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah...
Radio 2 is pretty good isn't it?
Could be a new ad campaign - Radio 2, the choice of the discerning Goth...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# More like
Radio 2, for the discerning goth who's trying to escape from the mindless ever repeating shite that is the R1 playlist :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# That's what I said...
Jinx
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I want to deface
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
#
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /scotchwhisky/Road Signs Pointing Towards Distilleries.jpg on this server.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I followed the red cross code
Ahh well thanks ANY way
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# bizarre that it's
on an Italian server too...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# How nice for you
Have you considered using cut'n'paste, or "pootling" as it's becoming known?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Yeh i used cut and paste
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# normal good old Helvetica
will do the job for that
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# yeah, but
Helvetica is still a commercial font so you've got to rely on the free alternatives.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# You mean
like Arial, and Verdana, and Tacoma, and stuff like that - hard-to-obtain fonts?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Careful...
You'll get the tyographic fanatics going on at you about how evil Arial is...
;Þ
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# don't even mention
comic sans

oops!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Comic Sans is perfect for older kids with
slow learning ability as well as kids of infant age who are just learning to read/write; over here it's the recognised font de jour for primary schools and other learning centres. It's just a pisser when adults use it thinking 'it's kewl'.

100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I never
knew...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# neither did I till icklewitchy started
learning to read and wifeof brought that news home from her school.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# thank god I'm going to bed.
My brain hurts just trying to find where the punctuation should go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# wtf
bng drnk i cnt B rsd 2 rd dm fkng e's wout ENGLISH !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Free Transform and Skew
are your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# fnord
fnear is winging its way back
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# fnank you
and goodfnight
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# While it was all well and good, his Nan thinking he looked cute
Ralph still had a suspicious feeling he looked silly.
And with a traumatised kitten, I will bid you all goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# he looks like he's about to cry!
aww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# oh crap!
is it morning already????!!!!!!!!

Time for bed, see ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# S'not yer bedtime yet
Fnord, you've got a good 3 or 4 hours left :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# but Pootle's hear and it's the 9th now
isn't it the day shift??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I've been doing a bit of moonlighting
recently.
But I should go bedways soon also.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Still the 8th according
to my watch matey - get back on yer perch :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# just one more
F5, just one more F5
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# aaaaawww
bored i am. need game action. tell me game so i can play.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# isketch
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# no
need game now so i can play. need easy game like eighties game arcade machine. pacman and donkey kong game good for me
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Blow up tanks?
www.clublime.com/test/o8/tankattack/index2.php

that's all i've got...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i need someone else to play with
thats no good
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# don't know
have you tried
games.yahoo.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# U-G-L-Y
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# always mocking the afflicted
tsk...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I know
you can't help it, I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# annotating maps
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I see what you did
at least some of it...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# is that
a map of Amsterdam?
(sndmn, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# good old central London
(in Soho)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ok
I saw that, but something reminds me of a certain area downtown A'dam
(sndmn, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# as does Soho
in parts
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# So ho
peless, my knowledge of London's special attractions
(sndmn, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# having almost gone blind
staring at that on a 1280 monitor I'm assuming you're doing mobile phones?

Where's me fuckin' mouse gone? Ah....<grope>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# nope, no mobiles
just annotating the fact that asshouse st is just around the corner from sackville.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I saw that, but I was
confyowsed by 'virgin', 'orange' and 'air' in the same small area of maplet.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# true
virgin radio is a couple of centimetres above the top of the map so not sure what the other virgin is.
it's from the map to where the b3tan pre drinks/food are on Friday What time are you getting to London?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# disasters notwithstanding
it's at 6 of the clock. Which is nice. Where are you planning on being about then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# around 3pm ish
I'm a bit trepidatious actually.
So many new b3tans since the last one. What if they're all as mad as the rest of us??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# There'll
be absolutely no change of course!

*edit* I'll m3ssag3 you me mobile number for meetage purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# okiley
dokiley
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I will probably be about for drinkage a little earlier
will you text me or something about 4 or so?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# yep
I should probably get some more credit for my phone.
I'll have to write out a big list to use as my portable google.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# that sounds
v.rude indeed, reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# connotating flaps are fun too
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# hehehehehe
pussy flaps, nice filename
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# so subtle
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out, in fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# erm, sorry
but what does it say?
my eyes are failing...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# it's probably the worst possible font & colour I could have used, not your eyes
and it says
"I'll let you in the back entrance if you know what I mean darlin' fnarr fnarr"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I didn't think
you were going to answer!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I still want your user name
I'm just waiting for international talk like a pirate day to pinch it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I'm just waiting for international talk like a pirate day
yarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I'm taking that happy thought to bed with me
good night your kittenship.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# why do you get to pinch it then?
I'm a newbie, never mind the number of posts...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# you'll forget
and unsuspectingly change your name to kitty yo-ho-ho or something, then it'll be mine.

I don't mean it :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I see!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# ooh hang around a bit
you're on "a member for 20 days, 20 hours, 3 minutes and 55 seconds" at the moment and so in quarter of an hour you can try and catch all four 20's
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# ooohh!
I really need to get going! It'll get dark soon, and I don't fancy walking back home at night...

Oh well, I am truly addicted. I'll try and get a screen shot...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# just got
a member for 20 days, 20 hours and 12 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# the seconds'll be tricky
I'm getting 3-8 s on refresh time...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# 2 mins to go
ish
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# just got
a member for 20 days, 20 hours, 19 minutes and 19 seconds
and then a member for 20 days, 20 hours and 20 minutes :)

Night night now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Yes well.
I find it strange how much people can post in 20 days, and I find it cool how cramped text can get.
(COWFAT, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# it says
I'll let you in the back entrance, if you know what I mean darlin'

and then some purring noise text which I can't remember and can't see because I'm on the reply screen.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# woo for
posts that fully reflect the thought processes!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# heh heh!
that says 'asshouse'.

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# FEAR...
...this easter!



(I helped save b3ta! loko, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# What kind of egg are you using?!?!?
ARRRGGGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hehe
some psycedelic egg i stumbled upon..:)
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# aaargh!
that egg scared me even before I saw the contents!
I signed up to super real player today for the free trial and even parted with my card details just to get one film that was promised on cnn's website, and bugger me if it wasn't what it looked like it was after all that - not related to your picture sorry, just ranting.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# was it
"Buffering the vampire slayer"?(hmm idea for a pic, I've got most of it already i just ned to change the ending :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no it wasn't!
but if you see anything that requires super real player subscription to see in the next 2 weeks let me know. I'll cry if I've given them all my personal details for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# There might be a big brother somewhere
that usually requires it or something.
Maybe an Ice Hockey Game
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# woo!
think of the possibilities!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# woo!
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# ??
?????
(rik, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Inspired
by monkeys
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# (possibly,
(possibly not!)
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I love random things!

Nice caption!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I had...

...Such irrational fears as a child
(Ecclesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# at least
they were well defined...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Freaky Dolls
are freaky.
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# not as freaky as
clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:50, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
hardly irrational methunks
(Ampersand, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Mittens couldn't believe his eyes!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# What
that's not a shark/chopper reflected in his eyes, is it?
(Bob McCow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i belive it is
but... is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:43, archived)
# It won an award
Must be
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you´re right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Wootastic
:)
(fak, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# All the generals agreed the escape plan will work.
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# haha!
silly silly silly.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I think he did the entertainment
at a kid's party I once went to. His name was Sunni. And he was Shi'ite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Leon....with sound
Going with the leon theme tonight, i've gone from still to GIF to, finally, Flash goodness, replete with sound. Enjoy.

Clickeh

(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
# hehe
thats good, do you want a nice cocking (hehe) sound instead of the pump action shotgun one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# nice
but a sniper would have used a silencer ;)
Well done for tackling flash though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# that sound
is the CS AWP cocking sound...Flash compression makes it a little fuzzy.

You can't silence an AWP, it's just to big..i go for accuracy in my posts :D besides, Ska wanted a KABOOM.
(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ok then
all you counterstrike nuts with your big guns.
I'll just stick to my handy *secret things*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# silencers are useless
if you need one, you arn't good enough to be sniping
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# That
Rocks! Woo you! :)
And on an unrelated note, I just spazzed back to
that Fear thread, and this made me ROLF far more
than it probably should have
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# see, all in the same week - glass cock day and the fear.
A golden era of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:43, archived)
# sporedoodle...
...doodlespore
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I love spoooores!
Especially that little on in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# why fankyooo :D
here he is, biggerified :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yay for
bigification and largeosity!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Fwip
is a much underused sound-effect...

fwip fwip fwip...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I've used it for years,
'cos Mint Sauce used to use it back when I was a moontain biking fiend :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ahhh
the best (and only) reason to buy mbuk :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Deffo.
Is it still going? I thought it vanished up its own arse in '96 or thereabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yup
still going, horribly trialsy, dirtjumpy, cocky little cunty tho, not bought it (or any other mag) for 8-9 months tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# No change then.
Shame. It used to be a really good read, if always a little cocky and cunty. Mint was the saving grace.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# lol, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# test2
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I really
REALLY like these!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Oooh!
He looks all full up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# spore, n.
1. Bot. One of the minute reproductive bodies characteristic of flowerless plants.
2. Zool. and Biol. A very minute germ or organism.
3. a. attrib., as spore-capsule, -cell, -dot, -fruit, -germ, -sac, -theca, -wall; spore print, a permanent image of the spore-producing structures of a fungal fruiting body, made by allowing spores to fall a short distance on to a surface where they adhere.
b. Comb., as spore-bearing, -forming, -producing.
(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ahem
4. really cool graphics by Kallus

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# yes
www.flibz.com/dictionary/index.CFM?l=S
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# that is wooootiful
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# captions please!

[image inspired by the lovely Toe] ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# .
"Muzzle him and I'm sure he'll make a nice pet for the family Tony!"
(Angelblood, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# you pat the head
I'll rub the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# so
which end do you want then tony

/gettin coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# mmmph... Ha! The Infidels have fallen for my cunning superglue-my-head
trap! I can now teleport back to my leader, who will cut them off with a hacksaw and impale their Satanic bodies on spikes! mmmmph...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# *mumble* They caught me, but I killed most of them
We are still winning this war *mumble*
(acme01, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# no hummus

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ummm
gee bert

bwilliant ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# haha!
i like!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Troooooooompa!
(Mattyboy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# could anyone...
post me (or point me to)the original fear please?
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# everything you ever needed to know
in one giant spaz-fest
b3ta.com/board/1015300
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# yes, you are becoming wise in the ways
of the spaz...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# the word "spaz"
has the sound as if it should be a type of grater or shredder
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# It shreds time
into small threads
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# of course
and then you can sift them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# shredder was the master ninja in TMNT of course
so that's no bad thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# First you were the pupil
now you are the spazzmaster
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Too bad spacefish didn't make him higher
res originally.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Aye, I've been
using it in today's project and getting the edges smooth was a bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# He's been 3-d Modelled by at least 2 people
so ask Supermoore what he thinks is the best usable version of it.

members.lycos.co.uk/zippitgallery/Add-n-to-FearSupermoore3.avi this is a version of Supermoores fear flash thing that turned otu liek this for no discernable reason. It was meant to be just normal video. I'd changed the soundtrack though.

The fear seems to have 'gotten at it'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I just needed 300dpi,
though some tattyshop 'treatment' worked out OK for my devilish purposes :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)
# It's
The Fear's birthday soon.

(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# read the
faq
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# click the faq
in there somewhere along with all the b3ta regulars
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# And the Lord said "let there be ponies in the sea!"
And lo, there were ponies in the sea.
(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# sea
horses! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# speaking of mindpiss...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# ahoy
hoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# seahorses
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Thats
such a poor Photoshop job.
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I just noticed
the riders in the background are all on water as well!
(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I've been there three times!
Terrible mosquitos, great skiffboarding.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# QDiPS


derek was the cleverst of the group

scuba blandwagon 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
# lol!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# The first rule of S-club...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# heh
bootifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# This is true, but
since the Missus took icklewitchy to see 'em on saturday I now have some nice big pix of Rachel :) And no I'm not posting 'em....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Ain't it always the same?
You try to bring up the little uns with some decent musical taste and they get into shite like that to rebel...
Anarkid's into Rammstein, Apoptygma Bezerk, and... Busted...
ah fer fux sake.
He's also into S-club, but only because Rachel "has nice legs".
Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# sad as it may be that is
the best reason I've heard for being into S-Club
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ...
And I suppose we should be thankful that's he's just listening to teh GTA vice city spoundtrack now...tho V-Rock on loop can get a tad tedious...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# icklewitchy likes
busted too, though I'm working on converting her :)

Trouble is, I'm up against the might of "school" and her little coven of witches that meet every morning:

"When shall we 3 meet again?"
"just after sums when the bell's gone"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# hannah
would you

yes I would
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# On an S-Club bent (as we are)
has Jo recently dropped a sprog or has she been at the pies, 'cos the pix of her from saturday make her look like a bit of a bloater.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# some one went at her face with a frying pan
when she was small, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# pffffffffft!
Did someone say 'pram face'? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# errr....
Which one's Jo anyway?
not that I care really, just so I know what yer on about...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I refuse to go on a sclub picture
hunt at this time of night, so lets just say it's the one that isn't Hannah, Rachel (mm) or the skinny dark one. Or the bloke :)

If she lived up here she'd live in some of the less salubrious parts of Wallsend, put it that way. acksherly, that's shocking for me 'cos I don't normally do character assasination on looks alone
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# rough
as a badgers arse would be the term I believe

I'll be visiting walkergate tommorow, jus so y know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I'll try to remember to pass
on sympathies while I'm sunning meself in Heaton :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# my
grandmas not that violent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# the blonde one, that looks like someone has been
at her face, with a frying pan.
she's the only one that can sing, think a female Gary Barlow
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# So, that'd be the one at the bottom left of my pic?
::Same message copied above to witchy::
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# yep, clockwise it's
Dark One, Hannah, Jo, Rachel, Bloke....there's one missing....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# erm...
starting with 'the dark one'...neither clockwise nor anticlockwise makes any sense
Unless some of them are wearing masks...and one's a post op transvestite...(unless you were not including the bloke until after counting the girls?Gawd, this is faaaar too complicated)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)

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