

The Wren-ch
I'm afraid you'll have to tell me when to stop...
Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant Pylion

so far i have an astounding "images to FP" ratio of infinity.
is it still too late to call it? :D... ah bugger it. i'll paintmash a goat instead.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:49,
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is it still too late to call it? :D... ah bugger it. i'll paintmash a goat instead.

justice.
Except for that shark-3d-twirly-madness thing.
That's the best thing I've ever seen posted here =/
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:50,
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Except for that shark-3d-twirly-madness thing.
That's the best thing I've ever seen posted here =/

so I apologise for the crappy photoshopping but it would have been twice as bad if i was sober but here is The Matrix: Roundabout
inspired by reallytalkblokeinfront at holymoly.co.uk messageboard
Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Agent Smith
The Twins
Wallpaper
All images here
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inspired by reallytalkblokeinfront at holymoly.co.uk messageboard
Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Agent Smith
The Twins
Wallpaper
All images here

"I've come to give you another push!"
I guess you had to be there
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:54,
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I guess you had to be there

I've just found playgroundlaw.com. It brings back painful memories. Heh.
ps. Yes, it probably is a glasscock,
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47,
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ps. Yes, it probably is a glasscock,

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Rounderbout is. You have to see it for yourself.
Do not try and eat the sugarlump. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What Truth?
There is no sugarlump
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Tue 13 May 2003, 0:06,
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Do not try and eat the sugarlump. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What Truth?
There is no sugarlump


Well...on a course today, and I felt the need to doodle and this idea just came into my head....

Now the Marine's'll arrest the little bugger.
Heh, only kidding, they won't find him.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45,
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Heh, only kidding, they won't find him.

... that is fantastic..... I want a full pack...... (this phrase should not be misconstrued)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 0:22,
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... I have a full six pack stomach.....
All conveniently merged into one.....
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Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00,
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All conveniently merged into one.....


Today Jay was wearing a fucking huge tie.
His workmates had no choice but congratulate him for that.
... Jay is definitely the Boss.

peering from the top left corner, eeeeeeeeeep.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42,
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I was more focussed on the tie.
But now you're mentionning it ...
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH !
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47,
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But now you're mentionning it ...
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH !

Congratulate you for that tie - and him for that fucking huge kipper.
Result.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43,
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Result.

f*$king huge tie
hahahahahahaha
I want one to blow my nose on rather that use my sleeve
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44,
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hahahahahahaha
I want one to blow my nose on rather that use my sleeve
![Challenge Entry: Real world photoshopping [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)


This is a 16ft sheep my boyfriend got for his birthday. It consisted of 157 cardboard boxes, 100 rolls of tape (sellotape, packing tape, and bastard packing tape), and took 184 man hours to complete. It made local radio.

You don't undertake a project like that and not take down all the details. It was filled with 37 1/2 bags of flo-pack, and 4 stone of newspaper.
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letter?
If there's documentation, submittez-vous dagnammit
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:53,
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If there's documentation, submittez-vous dagnammit

but it's not even on telly in the US till 8pm EST tomorrow
And I'm in the UK!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42,
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And I'm in the UK!

is the last buffy ever
I've been watching it forever!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:54,
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I've been watching it forever!

there's a degree of bappal-lettal-outage it's just not cricket.
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country for reposters
...*boo* *hiss*
I repeat.. WAS funny.. now lame

That's all we watch in the country of Rand McNally.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38,
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Right? I mean.. you do KNOW the Glass Cock, do you not?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43,
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thinking of putting the glass cock in this but forgot :(

sorry about the repost
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43,
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sorry about the repost

I wouldn't want to be the person who takes it out for a walk though.
:)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:32,
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:)

is using my dogs today!Edit: Can i have the source pic of that dog please, just to be sure it isn't me ex dog.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36,
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if the legs were half the length, it would be a perfect match.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:46,
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how will it ever be able to bend over to lick its balls?
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he looks like Doberman in Bilko/ Phil Silvers' show, uncannily
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30,
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a sticker that said that on my old 2cv. Bless it's cotton socks. Lovely pic :)
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AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH
edit.. funniest thing i have ever seen today
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23,
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edit.. funniest thing i have ever seen today

does any one know how to read an ext2 partition from windows?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:24,
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that was really helpful, even tho it does have security issues
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36,
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then reboot into linux
or try slashdot or some linux site for drivers - there's probably no way without the right drivers (or something with it's own drivers built-in.)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28,
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or try slashdot or some linux site for drivers - there's probably no way without the right drivers (or something with it's own drivers built-in.)

unfrozen caveman lawyer.
certainly worthy of some WOO!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28,
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certainly worthy of some WOO!

hehe hull.. instead of hulk.. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28,
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well actually i dont.. im just a bit drunk and that made me laugh.. it probably isnt funny when your sober.. i'll check the spazz in the morning..
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:31,
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You've never been to Hull
Sand....?
Ice Creams....
Thick necked neanderthals naked from the waist up?
Oh aye.... maybe you have.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36,
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Sand....?
Ice Creams....
Thick necked neanderthals naked from the waist up?
Oh aye.... maybe you have.

Life's been tough for him since his old lady died.

Whoops. Our bad. Sorry. But now you come to look at it...
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19,
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Whoops. Our bad. Sorry. But now you come to look at it...

i read your blog the other day and i must say it's very amusing :) nice one!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20,
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I try harder. It's celebrity nudity and hairy arses tonight.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22,
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loves scaryduck.com.. im sure she'd fuck you.. want her number?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21,
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but Mrs Scary would cut me bollocks off (again).
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25,
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Shes quite umm that word that i cant think of right now...
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:26,
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So here is my lovely moggie. His name is Roland and he has a diamond encrusted collar because he is a pretty wench.

"Hello There"

"Grr"
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19,
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"Hello There"

"Grr"

because you obviously have more money than sense! :)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20,
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well, it can't be... the collar was £5 from M&S. It is swanky though...
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22,
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it's genuine imitation diamonds?
they've gotta be worth a bit... like cubic zirconium, they love them on tv
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23,
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they've gotta be worth a bit... like cubic zirconium, they love them on tv

"fake cheapie diamante encrusted collar a fiver from M & S" otherwise i'll think you are a flash git and shun you...
i do SHUN very well too :)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:24,
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i do SHUN very well too :)

I thought I'd redeemed myself finally, then ballsed up below... I feel I'll never get unshunned now :(
One (unflagged) jokey comment and life goes to pot, ah well...
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:31,
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One (unflagged) jokey comment and life goes to pot, ah well...

Is it post a cat pic night?
Here's one of mine. Next to a stonehenge I'm building from granite in the garden.

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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30,
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Here's one of mine. Next to a stonehenge I'm building from granite in the garden.



ps.... is that some kind of spinaltap'ism above?

Not familiar with Spinal Tap. He's just fat, confused and lovely.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36,
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it's a classic tap bit... you should watch it sometime if you get the chance :)
have you seen Best In Show?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38,
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have you seen Best In Show?

similar premice.. mockumentary... rather good :)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43,
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but THIS is what he looks like.....only fatter. His name is Tyrone, cuz he's a pimp en all...
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37,
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Is he available i know a little honey that would like to meet him!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:35,
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The Pylion - once used to carry electricity over Africa, now extinct due to technological advances.
Piss poor, I know - I won't be trying to photoshop pylons again in a hurry.
Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant

was the B&W done as a means to help the blend, or to help accomodate one of the sources, or for extra atristic effect?
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but especially A.
and a nice half-pixel gaussian blur just to add to the "look, it's an old photo, of course it looks bad" effect.
"all hummus no trousers" should be a phrase used more often.
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22,
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and a nice half-pixel gaussian blur just to add to the "look, it's an old photo, of course it looks bad" effect.
"all hummus no trousers" should be a phrase used more often.

by the way i have something for you to see i have been working a while on this check it out so far i'll post a link in a sec here: La la la
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:18,
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is that a remix of my

that was my first FP (i think)
'tis too! woo you :)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16,
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that was my first FP (i think)
'tis too! woo you :)

thats my meermoose!! part of my collection of meerkat shoppery



thats MY MEERMOOSE!!
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thats MY MEERMOOSE!!

for the original piccy there is no smudging on the neck :) i believe that was my sloppy work!
not that i care :) i was only saying last night i love remixing.. woo to all of that! :)
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21,
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not that i care :) i was only saying last night i love remixing.. woo to all of that! :)

meermoose from long ago.
my beancat is my fave.. it only took seconds!!
i love meer-things!!
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23,
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my beancat is my fave.. it only took seconds!!
i love meer-things!!

is your current user id the only one you've had, or do you have an earlier one?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28,
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about a year ago, but forgot PW so I signed up as Lord_Munkee 76 days ago :D
y?
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Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37,
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y?

and the one on the right joseph - but I like to be different
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