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# Mechanical Animal #9


The Wren-ch

I'm afraid you'll have to tell me when to stop...

Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant Pylion
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Cementephant
was clearly FP material =/
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:48, archived)
# yes well
so far i have an astounding "images to FP" ratio of infinity.

is it still too late to call it? :D... ah bugger it. i'll paintmash a goat instead.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# No
justice.

Except for that shark-3d-twirly-madness thing.

That's the best thing I've ever seen posted here =/
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hehehe
hehehehheee
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:48, archived)
# These are ace
please, don't stop yet!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I've had a few beers
so I apologise for the crappy photoshopping but it would have been twice as bad if i was sober but here is The Matrix: Roundabout
inspired by reallytalkblokeinfront at holymoly.co.uk messageboard

Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Agent Smith
The Twins
Wallpaper
All images here
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Dougal
I like.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:46, archived)
# The trinity one
is my favorite..

WOoo!
YAay!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Oooooh, Ermintrude!
"I've come to give you another push!"



I guess you had to be there
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Threadjack!
I've just found playgroundlaw.com. It brings back painful memories. Heh.

ps. Yes, it probably is a glasscock,
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47, archived)
# woo
an epic journey!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Bad pastiche jokes rule
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Rounderbout is. You have to see it for yourself.

Do not try and eat the sugarlump. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What Truth?
There is no sugarlump
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Smile you got lives left

(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42, archived)
# when he dissapears
is his mouth the last thing to be seen?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# i like that a lot
.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# No Hands playing card.....


Well...on a course today, and I felt the need to doodle and this idea just came into my head....
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Dammit
Now the Marine's'll arrest the little bugger.

Heh, only kidding, they won't find him.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# YAY....
... that is fantastic..... I want a full pack...... (this phrase should not be misconstrued)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hehe
that might take a bit of time!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# At least....
... I have a full six pack stomach.....
All conveniently merged into one.....
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Quick 'n crap


Today Jay was wearing a fucking huge tie.
His workmates had no choice but congratulate him for that.

... Jay is definitely the Boss.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
definitely!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# ARGH!!!
I can see the fear in the top left corner : S
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42, archived)
# aaaaah the fear the fear the fear
peering from the top left corner, eeeeeeeeeep.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42, archived)
# why does it have
the fear in the corner?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I see him
may be its an interview
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I actually didn't see it when 'shopping
I was more focussed on the tie.

But now you're mentionning it ...

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH !
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I
Congratulate you for that tie - and him for that fucking huge kipper.

Result.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hahah
I love your caption.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# thats a
f*$king huge tie
hahahahahahaha

I want one to blow my nose on rather that use my sleeve
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# That tagline
is fucking genius =/
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Hell yeah
We like that round here
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 16ft Cardboard Sheep




This is a 16ft sheep my boyfriend got for his birthday. It consisted of 157 cardboard boxes, 100 rolls of tape (sellotape, packing tape, and bastard packing tape), and took 184 man hours to complete. It made local radio.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:39, archived)
# umm
you fucking rock?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# but does it make
"baa" noises?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# That's ace !
and the details are so ... hum ... detailed :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Details
You don't undertake a project like that and not take down all the details. It was filled with 37 1/2 bags of flo-pack, and 4 stone of newspaper.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I
want one!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# woo!
sheep are good!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# News
letter?

If there's documentation, submittez-vous dagnammit
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Evening peeps
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# THREADJACK
Just watched the penultimate buffy ever

oh
my
god
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:39, archived)
# buffy
gets on my nerves. i think its so poor. sorry
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yeah
but it's not even on telly in the US till 8pm EST tomorrow

And I'm in the UK!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42, archived)
# and i have
series 1 - 6 on video
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# and
and
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# next week
is the last buffy ever

I've been watching it forever!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh.
Hush your mouth.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Wuh ?
Huh?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Unless
there's a degree of bappal-lettal-outage it's just not cricket.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Hardcore porn?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# This was funny...

country for reposters

...*boo* *hiss*

I repeat.. WAS funny.. now lame
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# you got that
from the simpsons
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Well yeah...
That's all we watch in the country of Rand McNally.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# .
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# My first Glass cock
*sniff*

I'm so.. proud.

*sniff*
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:40, archived)
# omg that looks like a big glass willy?!?!!!11
!!?!!1?111
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:40, archived)
# You're joking?
Right? I mean.. you do KNOW the Glass Cock, do you not?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# honk!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Me very stoopid
At least 2dae
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i was
thinking of putting the glass cock in this but forgot :(

sorry about the repost
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Dogtoise
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# cute
I wouldn't want to be the person who takes it out for a walk though.

:)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:32, archived)
# everyone
is using my dogs today!Edit: Can i have the source pic of that dog please, just to be sure it isn't me ex dog.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# source pic of the dog....
-
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:42, archived)
# ARG!
if the legs were half the length, it would be a perfect match.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:46, archived)
# but with such a hard shell
how will it ever be able to bend over to lick its balls?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# good point.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Action 2
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# bush-man
he looks like Doberman in Bilko/ Phil Silvers' show, uncannily
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# animate his left hand.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# that's
exactly what i was thinking. it's in a nice place
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Four-sprung Duck Techique


I'm very sorry
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ah ah ah !
That's ace !
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:26, archived)
# oh
thats superb.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:26, archived)
# haha
i love german cars...

but am prefer british motoring
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# thats fucking cunting
brilliant.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# haha!
Nice!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:29, archived)
# That
is shitting ace.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# yayayayay
way hey, fucking class
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:31, archived)
# utterly
great!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# have some woo
the yay is otherwise occupied
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that's wonderful!
i love it!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Boing.
Nice.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I gotta ask...
Permission to use this on my website?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:44, archived)
# nice of you to ask.
Go ahead :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Cheers
It's the done thing, isn't it?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# it's no
spring chicken though
[nice pic!!!]
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I used to have
a sticker that said that on my old 2cv. Bless it's cotton socks. Lovely pic :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# that really is...
quite delightful... woo :-)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)
# world premiere in Hull...


/coat
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
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edit.. funniest thing i have ever seen today
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23, archived)
# TJ
does any one know how to read an ext2 partition from windows?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ext2explorer
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# shhhh
lizards
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i've heard of something like explore2fs or something.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# exactly!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# cheers
that was really helpful, even tho it does have security issues
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# ctrl-alt-del
then reboot into linux

or try slashdot or some linux site for drivers - there's probably no way without the right drivers (or something with it's own drivers built-in.)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ditto
and you put it so much better than me
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# reminds me of
unfrozen caveman lawyer.

certainly worthy of some WOO!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# im gonna have to add a second comment.. because that picture is just so brill
hehe hull.. instead of hulk.. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# .
are you from Hull?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i wish.
well actually i dont.. im just a bit drunk and that made me laugh.. it probably isnt funny when your sober.. i'll check the spazz in the morning..
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:31, archived)
# That is so obvious.
You've never been to Hull

Sand....?
Ice Creams....
Thick necked neanderthals naked from the waist up?
Oh aye.... maybe you have.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Electrifying ass....
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Action 1

goodevening b3ta
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Poor old Wills
Life's been tough for him since his old lady died.



Whoops. Our bad. Sorry. But now you come to look at it...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19, archived)
# hello scaryduck
i read your blog the other day and i must say it's very amusing :) nice one!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Chiz
I try harder. It's celebrity nudity and hairy arses tonight.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22, archived)
# lahvley!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23, archived)
# this girl i know called anna
loves scaryduck.com.. im sure she'd fuck you.. want her number?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
#
/makes mental note to start amusing blog.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23, archived)
# :)
lol
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# That'd be peachy
but Mrs Scary would cut me bollocks off (again).
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Mrs Scaryduck could join in..
Shes quite umm that word that i cant think of right now...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Mental?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Someone posted some pics of their cat earlier...
So here is my lovely moggie. His name is Roland and he has a diamond encrusted collar because he is a pretty wench.


"Hello There"


"Grr"
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19, archived)
# he's got a diamond encrusted collar
because you obviously have more money than sense! :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Its not real diamonds...
well, it can't be... the collar was £5 from M&S. It is swanky though...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22, archived)
# perhaps
it's genuine imitation diamonds?

they've gotta be worth a bit... like cubic zirconium, they love them on tv
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23, archived)
# then say
"fake cheapie diamante encrusted collar a fiver from M & S" otherwise i'll think you are a flash git and shun you...

i do SHUN very well too :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:24, archived)
# .
i know the feeling :(

i'm still in rehab you bastard!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# *SHUN*
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you are excellent at it
I thought I'd redeemed myself finally, then ballsed up below... I feel I'll never get unshunned now :(

One (unflagged) jokey comment and life goes to pot, ah well...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:31, archived)
# *SHUN*






;)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Ooh
Is it post a cat pic night?

Here's one of mine. Next to a stonehenge I'm building from granite in the garden.

(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i've got twin sister cats.. here is one...


ps.... is that some kind of spinaltap'ism above?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Um
Not familiar with Spinal Tap. He's just fat, confused and lovely.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:36, archived)
# i meant the miniature stonehenge thing
it's a classic tap bit... you should watch it sometime if you get the chance :)

have you seen Best In Show?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# 'Fraid not
But thank you for the pointer!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:39, archived)
# some of the same cast
similar premice.. mockumentary... rather good :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:43, archived)
# your cat
needs to diet dude !
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I know
He's often mistaken for being pregnant.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i don't have a pic of my cat with me
but THIS is what he looks like.....only fatter. His name is Tyrone, cuz he's a pimp en all...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i have a whole gallery of photos of my cat
here and here. here's a choice image though:
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Your Felines Foxy!
Is he available i know a little honey that would like to meet him!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:35, archived)
# This is mine
meet henry
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:35, archived)
# he's very sweet
: )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Aww
hello Roland!
meet Posh:
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Mechanical Animal #8


The Pylion - once used to carry electricity over Africa, now extinct due to technological advances.

Piss poor, I know - I won't be trying to photoshop pylons again in a hurry.

Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# came out alright in the end
was the B&W done as a means to help the blend, or to help accomodate one of the sources, or for extra atristic effect?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)
# It's extinct,
clearly it's an old photograph.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oops
of course!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:24, archived)
# all of them
but especially A.
and a nice half-pixel gaussian blur just to add to the "look, it's an old photo, of course it looks bad" effect.

"all hummus no trousers" should be a phrase used more often.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22, archived)
# well, as I said before
it came out good in the end :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# We All have a little devil in us!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:14, archived)
# o my fucking god rog
o my fucking god
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Damnit Jack!!
You like that???
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:17, archived)
# make it a comp entry and i wont drive over there and kill you
by the way i have something for you to see i have been working a while on this check it out so far i'll post a link in a sec here: La la la
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# blatantly.
you filled your Television with lizards.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Blue
Jam?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# "sweep tem up"
"you put them there" hehehe
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Another Mr Lizard
You should put wipers on.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)
# :D
hahahah best skecth EVER.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ag-
reed!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
#
/flicks tongue in and out of mouth

hehe lizards
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Berk you about? :)

I call this Scrotu-Meer
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
is that a remix of my


that was my first FP (i think)
'tis too! woo you :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)
# you sonova
thats my meermoose!! part of my collection of meerkat shoppery




thats MY MEERMOOSE!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)
# if you look
for the original piccy there is no smudging on the neck :) i believe that was my sloppy work!

not that i care :) i was only saying last night i love remixing.. woo to all of that! :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# hehe
meermoose from long ago.
my beancat is my fave.. it only took seconds!!

i love meer-things!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:23, archived)
# me likey too!
is your current user id the only one you've had, or do you have an earlier one?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i signed up as Lord Munkee
about a year ago, but forgot PW so I signed up as Lord_Munkee 76 days ago :D
y?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:37, archived)
# just curious!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I call the one on the left marion
and the one on the right joseph - but I like to be different
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

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