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# In reply to how doe's my broken mouse Sh*t
Well it's something like this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)
# for that
you can heve my very first moo yay



although i think i went wrong somewhere..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Why thankyou very much.
It's very nice indeed!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# lalalala
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 6:50, archived)
# 'MooYay'
See, that's funny.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)
# well that
clears up everything

(except the poo, obviously)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)
# It just eats it with the other mouth.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# aaahhhhhh
flitze kacke!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# my broken mouse is shit...
the buttons don't work
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)
# AOL News update (NOT PHOTOSHOPPED)


Ah well, only 2 more months until I get my laptop, go to uni and never have to log-on to that annoyingly shitty 'news' page again.

Best (something) accent "I told me mam not chew get AO'ell"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# if its any consolation
i don't have aol but i don't have sound on my computer either
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)
# "You've got
issues"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)
# my m8 has AOL
there is only one acceptable reason for having AOL ive come across yet, and thats his. AOL have never charged him. Ever.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)
# hows he managed that?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# he's that woman off the adverts
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)
# he probably sold his soul to
timewarning. i hear that's part of the T+Cs nowadays.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Cant really argue with that
.....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)
# arrr crap
now I have to repost this from this morning. Don't click it.

click to view if you really have to. 563kb.gif

(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Were gonna have you put down

EEK
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# wooo
scared spong
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# just
go with a bit of cute and fluffy combined with spong eyes and u have a front page every time
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# ahhhh
the kiss of death
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Didnt animate first time
and was jsut as funny! Very good my man....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Nice
Spong and teeth spong action!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)
# well
fuck you then
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)
# They could smile all they wanted
oh those cheeky vibrator smugglers. will they ever learn?
But now the switch had been tripped, there was no hiding from customs.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# ha ha
loon.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# those cads!
Damn washing machine smugglers
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# They put em infront of the firing line in China.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# The fools!
Imagine trying to smuggle Furbies
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# indeed
oh, yes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# It's the bum-ble bee!

[edit:] My second FP! Woo! Thank you bum-magic donkey
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# arse!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# aaaaaah
wooooooo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# heh
i love it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I like it,
I did similar the other week:
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# News Just In


probably been done before but say what you see

Its ment to be Justin Timber Lake
/coat
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# a small icon which signifies that icant look at this picture.
that right?
edit- u fixed it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# timberlake
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# All i can see is a little,
red X!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# timber lake?
pow?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# wah?
i dont get it (am i a dense cunt?)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha!
I had to look at the filename, that's very good!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "important breaking news"

it was going to be hugh edwardses head on a cute bear, but i accidentally did it the other way round.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# compooo?
woooooo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i was wondering if it
counted as an animal, seeing as teddybears have partially human souls.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# yeh of course
go onnnnnnnn
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)
# what's that?
Teddy Bears eat Human souls???
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)
# on toast
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)
# eater of other peoples cheese on tost.
mmmmm.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# aw!
woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# hehehe
'twud be worth watching the news just to watch it try and talk with no mouth!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)
# My mouse is broken.....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)
# how does it
poo poo?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)
# that's an animation you REALLY
don't want to see!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Aaaawwwwwwwwww
Kill It!!!!!!

Woo pic

i once had a dog with two noses
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Is that true?
or a joke I can smell coming a mile away......
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# the one you can smell cumming a mile away
is the one about the mile long dick
sorry
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Arrrrghghhghg
mile long dick image !!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# In Dorset?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# to see his flat mate
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# i'm not sending you to post my letters then.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I've got a flat mate...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)
# bummer...
looks like a large blunt object applied swiftly to its head(s) might fix it...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# does it
kiss itself godnight?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# That is a nice thought
but no
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)
# All of
its feet point the same way (unless the ones on the other side point the other way but then it wud just go round in circles (unless that's why its broken))
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Basically it's a mouse with a head on its arse!
It goe's forward and shits out it's mouth see above.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)
# he is, too.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)
# bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
titter
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Im .....................
Masturbating as you read this!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)
# i'm smoking
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# You're doing it too fast
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
: D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# With that name,
I'd expect fragrant steam if you tried!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# *snort*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# im doing homework
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# paedo :p
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)
# big meanie!
i was about to use that pic!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# go man, go!
yours will be better, i'm sure.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)
# tv IS Killing my brain
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)
# funny shit
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)
# I hate that advert.
I hope I never see one of those cars ever ever ever..... unless it doe's that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# I
really cant stand that advert or car
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# but the advert's music...
is by Danny Elfman :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ive seen that advert
loadsa times, but i dont know what car it is, now thats good advertising folks
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# what the hell
kind of car is that? That would go over like gangbusters here in the states.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# its a
citroen pluriel, and you cant turn on a tv without hearing its name over here, i believe all in England hate it ! fact ?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Ah, that'll be where I'm going wrong
I've not turned the TV on in months, except to set the video to summertime. A week too late, after I'd missed taping the one thing I wanted to watch all year.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
# its
a cold hard life...

tissue ?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Well
hmm...

mmmhmmm... we here hate Ford cars...

we say F.ix O.r R.epair D.aily
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# The mark II cortina
was fucking ace.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ANd yet again...
they don't make the mark II cortina in the States. No, we get the fucking Pussy-assed Mustang. Girl car.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Have you ever
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)
# I thought if I went for a drive it might clear my head

But they didn't go away.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Gazooks..........
Thats my dead grandfather you swine!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)
# is there anything you want to say to him?
he says you've got a confession to make...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Just that.......................
I miss him,





sniff!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)
# he says don't worry
you'll see him soon enough.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)
# He used to tell me it wouldnt hurt ,
but it did you know!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Right thats enough!
I dont want to hear whats coming.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)
# he says...
erm...something about a vase? he's fading out...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)
# haha
you said coming

*chortle*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)
# *giggles mindlessly*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)
# it looks like they want to be your friends
it's not as bad as it could be
top tip:You can leave off the bit of the url from the ? mark onwards, as it's just formatting information, be kind to dial ups
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:43, archived)
# ?
?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Insomniatic Demon Baby
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
# eeep
kill it, kill it quick, it's the work of the devil
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Holy Mrs Badcrumble Mother of god!
Kill It!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Holy Mrs Badcrumble Mother of god Batman!
I had to do it again
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Holy Christ on a stick!
Poke it's eyes out! Hurry!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Holy Christ on a stick Batman!
and again
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)
# noooooooo!!
cant we keep it? we could train it to scare off scallys and pikeys
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)
# This man should be president
No really.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)
# He is
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)
# who?
me or the guy who made the pic?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)
# you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:43, archived)
# is it just me
or does it resemble a certain Mr Prescott?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)
# its just you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:43, archived)
# i can kinda see where ur coming from
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I think
it's the bulbous eyes and slight frown
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)
# ....
ohhh... wasp factory
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Never, ever
look at a cat on acid

(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Cats shouldn't take acid
it's just plain wrong
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Or anyone looking at a cat like that!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)
# The only time u'll ever see...
Cats are, from the ground up, EVIL. But at the end of the day... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh >i love them all<
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)
# /repost
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:43, archived)
# cats are evil
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Stunning!
(original dialogue or lifted from a movie?)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)
#







cough... from a postcard stuck on my fridge
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# ah
ok

oh, and check your @howstrange email addy for Thursday meetup details. For future reference, should I use that or your work addy?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# the @howstrange addy
I can read 'em at work too.

Only need to use my work one if you need a quick reply.

Edit: got the mail - cheers. Does that give us enough time?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)
# grand.
I'm off to scoff housemate-scorched barbeque food. Catch ya later.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Phear the evil cat
!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)
# wow
i love it. it's my cat no doubt. they're watching me as i type this message..... dlksfjalkdsjfkldfjad
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)
# something just wasn't quite right...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Too right it wasn't
he's holding the banana all wrong (if it is a banana that is).
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)
# That is
awesome :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)
# nice and simple
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
# nice W/Y/H to both.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I can also change
the PHP file so it abuses you :-)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)
# incredible
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)
#
goddamn your eyes... that was a one off thing


*hides*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)
# .
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hahahahah!
hahahahhahahahahhahha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I love the
angry eyebrow action going on!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)
# simpler
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Nice
But I think you missed the point
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)
# so easy its stupid
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)
# :D
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# *PARP*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)
# erm... sorry


i don't do matrix posts but i thought a slightly starwars one's nearly as annoying


/coat
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I want one of those.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# talking of matrix

repost
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
# "wheres that fudging bird?"

took a bit too long really for the end result
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Woo paintmashtastic.
How are you today our shiny trunked friend?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# hoping the next day wont come because of exams
yet willing the days on for my birthday on saturday
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Ha I'll probably see you before then
but if I don't happy birthday, and good luck with the exams.
(leave b3ta alone and revise, you have been told!)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# You groovy with
the b3ta hotel stuff?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)
# yeh got yours thanks
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)
# have you thought about making it
have more rooms per floor?
I think people would look at each room better, if they weren't inclined to scroll as quickly.
But you're the hotel manager, it's only a suggestion.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)
# for dial uppers
we may be making a thumbnail section
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Almost certainly been done before...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# that is truly
briliant
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Nice.
I feel like collecting mine today....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# surely a frontpage...
love it. Spot on.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] dont knwo why i made this...
its huge
crap
and pointless
the micheal jackson koala...
800kb!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
cute
and it has attitude.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
but does anyone know the link to that site where you could make your own band? (it was a flash thing and had pictures of real people).
thanky you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)
# G
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Oh, and wooage goes to the koala
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)
# but i don't know what it was called
:(
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Try
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)
# ah
thank you sir
it was this one: Create Bands
I wasn't being literal enough with my googling
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I'[m not to sure to what you are referreing
but this was the first thing google presented me with.
www.createbands.com/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Cool!!! it's a
nipple nosed koala!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)
# It's not crap peck, just strange.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

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