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(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)

Nicely done, sir

For a deaf, dumb and blind kid, you sure play a mean potatoshop

Sorry, wrong Tommy ;)

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matsimpsk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:32, archived)

anyone know the link for the b3ta stats?

that thing that showed who posted the most messages and stuff?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

They are outdated,

unfortunatly.

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

they're old

but here:

b3ta.com/board_stats/

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)

ok, for the sake of discussion.

how much does everyone weigh?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)

Far

too
much.

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)

bet its not as much as me.

14 stone.

roughly 196 lbs.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)

I got you beat.

BITCH!

I'm big boned.
It's glandular.

Shut up.

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)

youll probably get real tall.

thats what i did. I was tall anyway, i jsut put loads of weight on, then grew into it like. I grew about 4 inches, but my weight stayed at roughly 13.5 -14 stone.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)

Can't grow to much more now.

I'm just a fat ass.

Fat People:

Harder to kidnap.

Burn like CRAZY!

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)

That made me laaaaarf!

And brightened up a very shitty day. As a complete bargearse, I thank you.

Now, back to lurking like so much giant squid...

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HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)

i dunno man, youre what, 15?

you dont stop growing till youre 21. I grew about 2 inches in the space of three years.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)

Pssssh.

Skinny people suck at rugby.

Think positive, etc.

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)

skinny people suck.

all theyre good for is picking on.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)

Hey!

Cut that out! We're people too
just, you know, smaller ones...

(Cheril, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)

Quit yer bitchin already! It's been 15 years since I found a scale that'd weigh me (doctor's scales stop at 150kg) but I'd put myself around 180kg (that's 336 lb in the old money) quite possible more. Yes I'm 6'2" and big boned but still... :)

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)

You win

the prize!

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)

just under 13 stone

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)

personally

I don't know what I weigh, but I'm perfectly square... I'm just as tall as I am wide.

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pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)

ninety

eight pounds. none of your crazy metric system for me.

(UPSwillgetme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)

7 stone exactly.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)

i hope to the deity of your choice

that your either young or female

cos a weakling
weighing 98 pounds
will get sand in his face
when kicked
to th ground.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)

female, love.

(UPSwillgetme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)

Since when

was Stone metric?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)

10 and a half stone

no idea what that is in what ever anyone else uses though!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)

i think

im somewhere along those lines too

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jme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)

147 lbs.

skinny get.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)

I'm not!

I really am quite fat!...Remember, I'm very short!..IN HIGHT!!! 5'8"

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)

*snigger*

id be ripped if i did some excercise....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)

pfft

i'm 5'8" and 13 stone
i have more powerful blubber.

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)

at least it saves on heating bills.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)

just under 13 stone

but at 5' 8" i don't look pretty on beaches.

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)

i wouldnt worry about it

i dont look pretty anywhere.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)

my mum's booked a holiday to antigua (including a place for me)

which is great, however i'll look a bit stupid keeping my shirt on all the time

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)

I went sunbathing on the beach on holiday once.

id just settled down when thirty members of greenpeace came and tried to push me into the water thinking a whale had beached itself.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)

*moves closer to Tom*

*gets punched in the face and runs away*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)

run bitch!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)

14.5 stone (about 91/92KG)

I'm 6'3". Carrying about a kilo too much, but that's all.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)

I don't know

tell me if it's too big.

(UPSwillgetme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)

i would

frame 1

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)

Its Liv Tyler

isnt it?

(Goodie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

yes

'tis.

~~I WOULD AND I'M A GIRL~~

(UPSwillgetme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)

not too big

at all!

woo!

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

hehe

yay :D

(UPSwillgetme, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)

Dinner's almost ready, kids!

now with added 'close to tears'(TM) blinkage

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matsimpsk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)

can i

have a leg please?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

good night

everyone

tomorrow's a brand new day full of studying and reading pleasure

xxx

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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)

night

night

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)

That reminds me of a joke...

I was at a family dinner a while back and my aunt is serving up roast fowl as is traditional fare at our gatherings. Now I should mention that we're all keen followers of the league.

Anyway so Aunt Beth (bless her, she passed away a few years ago) turns to my cousin Paul and asks "Paul, what team do you support?" and Paul replies "West Ham" so she serves him the left leg and thigh of the chicken.

Then she turns to my brother Ted and asks "Ted, how about you?". "East Ham" he replies and so Aunt Beth serves him the right leg and thigh of the chicken.

She turned to look at me but before she could ask I said "Arsenal but I'm not hungry thanks!"

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Ratsta, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)

woo!

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

mmmm

kitten

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

damn it

get out of my head...

er mindpiss...

er something like that

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pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)

hehehehehe

it's supposed to go more like this:

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD

PPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

so I've been told

:)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

heh

yeah, I just didn't have the energy for that, though

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pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)

mmm

kitten

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pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

yummmm

one last WOO before i go

g'night b3tans
behave yourselves

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

night

night

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)

Cut-Out-Paper-Robots (in Japanese)

Okay, how fucking cool are those cut-out robots? I called in sick to work, and I'm on robot J now. Fucking greatest day of my life. Seriously.

Okay, shoot me.

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Demonic Omelette, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)

That's no way to talk

Okay, shoot me, PLEASE. Get it right!

(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)

i think you will fond

they are on the newsletter?

btw you sad man there is a whole big world out there..... :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

there isnt

is there?
you all lied to me

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

id never lie to you

we share a hair color :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)

you are only

being nice because you know i buy my colours in bulk. Tsk... only ever after one thing...

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

Biscuits?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

she gave me a biscuit earlier!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)

ssssshhhh

i'm not putting out to the whole board

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)

my stash of hairdye, fuckwit

and i've told you, stop desanguinating on my shagpile, go on, get out

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)

desanguinating

good word...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)

*snigger*

you said shag

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)

world domination?

nice decolletage btw

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)

international autonomy 'sok, i'm free Friday...

i've never had my neckline refered to as such...
rolf mayo

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)

is a good word innit :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)

its alot less

lumpenproletariat than 'norks', certainly
;P

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)

ok then

you got great tits...

feel better now? :P
sorry :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)

oh dear

and you were doing so well...
;P

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)

hey lol

i apologised

an anyway wasnt trying to do well so nerr :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:04, archived)

Big world out there.

But I am only a small man.

I'll stick with the cut-out paper robots.

I'm making a mobile out of them to give to the newborn son of my 16 yr old (!) neighbor.

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Demonic Omelette, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)

YEAH!!!

Stop wasting time on b3ta *looks at post count*

oh...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

you again?

curses.

(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)

*BANG*

Fuck...wrong way round!!! AMBULANCE!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)

do you mind?

you are bleeding all over my new carpet

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)

Sorry!

But I'm waiting for the Ambulance!!! I'm not waiting outside, it's cold! I'll freeze to death!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)

The bushes!

(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)

WAAAAA

thats fucking horrible its like stationary time lapse!!!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

hehehe

nice one :)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

woo

good stuff

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pippy is a truck, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)

animated

i'll try that

(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)

wyh

that's so twisted!

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welshtroll, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)

oh god

I'm going to have nightmares now, you evil evil person...

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pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)

Eep! They're going to take over the world!!!!

Oh. They already have.

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matsimpsk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

To add to a theme....

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)

he's just camp

(this is kitteny berk)

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)

hence

the "could be"

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)

that one

is just flamboyant

(berk again)

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

nonononono`

its not gay apparently
its super happy fun

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)

is this

better?

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)

perfect

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)

hahaha!

smart ass

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)

Why

thank you.

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)

AAARRRRGGGGGHHH

THE FONT!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)

And there

is the reason I chose it.

To strike dread into the hearts of others...

edit: have finally put pic of me in profile. feel free to take it and mash it into whatever you like

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)

mmm chemical suit

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pippy is a truck, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)

buck buck!!

hahahah that's great

(tommie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)

* blinks *

* blinks *

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djol, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)

woo!

that's excellent!

sorry I missed it so long with all of the talking!

:)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)

Fant-arse-tick

That's one of my worst nightmares that is. You know, being a giant chicken and only having weird blokes in gas masks to eat :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)

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sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)

im still not convinced

about this new name change

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

that makes two of us

and i ain't convinced about him, either

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)

i look kinda like that

when i got short hair and no beard...

is why i grew my hair and a beard...

*may be a lie

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)

i look like that first thing in the morning

the gradually just turn into an ugly bastard as the day goes on...

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)

thank god!

bet you're gorgeous now!

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)

hardly lol

pic in profile.....
(tho not as good as mictobot pixel portrait of me...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)

hehe

you look like the twins out of the matrix reloaded

(berk)

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)

funnily enough

i have a full length leather trenchcoat that is a clone of the one morpheus wears in the original.....

300 bloody quid for a coat and i ripped the fuck out of it (read got fucked up and left it on the floor at a party) 2 months after i got it...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)

i want one of them.

i got a pretty long one though. goes down to my thighs. I want a full length one though, theyre sso cool.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)

prat

that is all :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)

i look like half the cast of eastenders apparently.

i got told i look like that scottish guy that beat the fuck out of little mo the other day...

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)

is that an insult

or a compliment?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)

i dunno.

apparently some people think hes quite attractive, so maybe it was meant as a compliment. Or alternatively, maybe they were inferring i look like a short scottish wife beater....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)

It's an insult I'd say!

ooohhhhh TOM!!! I forgot to mention...Metallica are at Leeds if you've got a ticket to go and see them!...I have! Have you?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)

well...

10 miles out of Leeds to be precise ;P

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)

go and fuck a cat!!!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)

*hides all cats in area*

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)

What?

What did I say? :)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)

Actualy!!!

Yeah, you do...in one picture!...then Martain in the other!!!..HAHAHAH!!! Time for you to jazz up the theam music to Eastenders!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)

Not when

You put it like that...

Got any oil?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)

would!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)

i got the pic from a google search for gay

so he probly wouldnt :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)

Oh well

I sure as hell would try.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)

I think I have a strange taste in men

I don't think he's attractive at all

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)

i bet you fancy Az, dont you?

go on, admit it.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

hehehehe

:)

he's a bit short...

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)

ha ha ha!!!

so ive heard ;-P

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)

Bitch!

...no...Bitche's!!!

*runs off crying*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)

mwahahahaha!

im evil me....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:29, archived)

you could always

wear heels... ;)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:29, archived)

or if that's not it

there's SPAM you know

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)

haha

I would.

doh!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

i don't either

i ususally go for the more gundgy look i think.
which my be part of my problem. with the look, comes the attitude most of the time.

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

gungey?

what, like as in Pat Sharpes FunHouse gungey? Bit of a strange fetish innit?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)

ick no....80's mullet flashback thankyouverymuch

like not clean shaven....and that

edit/btw- live in Columbus, Ohio if you're passing through and need a couch.
we have the Rock and Roll hall of fame in Ohio for some reason lovely if your into music

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)

funnily enough, i am into music!

wheres ohio anyways? its kinda near Illinois isnt it?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)

yes

it is

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)

yes

2 states to the right. looks like a heart.

(round on the outside, HI in the middle, O-HI-O ha....ha.....erm)

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)

thatd be great then!

if ya dont mind! I might take you up on that. nothing definate yet, its still in its planning stages at the mo, but any offers are greatly appreciated!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)

no problem

just let me know : )

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)

thats great!

thank you thank you!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)

I hate

that joke.

sorry :-P

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)

HA!

I do too.....it sucks and i can't believe i wrote it.

somebody hit me

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)

*smack*

Better?

Haha, Ohio look like a boxy heart. Kentucky looks like a key! lol

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)

awwww

how sweet :P

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)

Any

time babe.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)

night lady

: )
have a lovely tomorrow

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cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)

Thanks

you too
:)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)

not sure

he would though...

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)

Why is it not called Gaytime anymore?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)

because

rob said it shouldn't be

it is his site..

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)

Fair enough.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)

How much would I love it if

this happened?

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

I thought this was part

of another post for a while, until I stopped to look properly!!! Woo Yay! Nice little mash there:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)

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mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

hehe

i love that sexy blokey on the left :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)

sorry big

b3ta love

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popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)

for balance

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popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)

That's the second hottest thing

I've seen in my entire life.

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

Freshlegs and who?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

Le tart

d'pop?

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EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

me!

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popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)

And a fine you it is too:)

But Freshlegs is better on the basis of She shares my birthday!

and hugo would hurt me...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)

really off to bed now :)

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

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popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)

night

night

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kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)

Thats some

Nice lovin there

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)

he'll love you for that ;)

night!

(

lemonhead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

don't they look

SO happy!

ni'ight!

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

ecstatic

(

lemonhead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

Blokey and who?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

bob le dino!

there is an excellent one of me and Dr Phil somewhere...

oh and one of hugo and smirny - we all snogged - it was fun :)

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)

oh do go find:)

Dr. Phil's a bit...well...

Taken!!!...

I'm gonna go before I get my head kicked in by....everyone!...I seem to have hit on everyones Girlfriend at some point...

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)

nah

we're all gay - it's a given.. or a taken - depending on your perspective :)

night!

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)

not mine.

cos she left me.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)

what?

you haven't hit on everyone's boyfriends too?

;)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)

ME?

I'm not a slut:)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)

hehehe

if you say so....

:)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:27, archived)

Stop twisting things round:(

I've been away from b3ta for a fw night....come back and get abuse:(

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)

sorry...

welcome back :)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)

AT LAST- THE SAGA SO FAR

The Great Saga

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)

EVERYONE, THE B3TA SAGA OF HOSKINS, HENLE AND HAWKINS IS HERE....HERE.

(Evilgenius, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)

your link is borken johnny!

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

I'm not sure where these are coming from...

but I *do* apologise.
Thanky, Magic Donkey!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)

that is pure

class.
YaaaaaY!

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)

woo

great shakeage

(

lemonhead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)

Wheeee

well everyone needs a holiday.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

i need a holiday

hence the name....

*hint hint to anyone relevant...*

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)

yay!

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

likey
woo

(

sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)

that is...

just plain great, please post more....i like ur hummus

(ad, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)

Click if NOT at work.

:@ )

Jus drained the las drop of Aquavite.
Time fr bed.
*thud*

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

W/y/h

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)

night everyone!

keep the super-happy-fun flag flying you fuckers!

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)

Yes captain

My captain

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)

night dood.

sleep tight. try not to set yourself on fire, or stand on any landmines or anything.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)

I'm also going to bed.

I shall take our advice...

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)

wise words to live by.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)

*unthud*

Gnight!
*rethud*

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)

night

night

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

*unununthud*

Hi kitty! Gnight!
*rerere(and final)thud*

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)

hehehe

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)

Nice

bit of a let-down though

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)

Well,

excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuse me!

:@ )

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

I liked it

but wanted nipplage

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

Hmmmm.

Try the internet......

;@ )

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)

damn you : o)

was @ work but clicked anyway :o)
wow 100 messages ..in ...er..along time (gotta be a record)

(

Xkimo was at work on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

Tsk

Tsk!
Strewth! Monster Lurker of the Deep!!!!!!!
Denizen of the B3tianas Trench, no less!
I'm honoured.

and I'm DEFINITELY going to bed right now. :@ )

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

brunette hottie

gets titsponged.

sounds dirty

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

Sounds

like a link from JesusLovesPorn
erm........so I would imagine

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

and :D

i want aquavite too

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)

*ununthud*

All gone, sorry!
*rerethud*

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)

I made some wallpapers

Nothing special, but you might like one anyway. They're kinda relaxing.

Get here.

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

better ones..

a1emporium.com/index224.html

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)

um...

you might not wanna use geocities, you know

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)

yes

but lycos won't let me have a website :'(

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)

you might not wanna use them either

look, read the FAQ, it'll help you

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

*reads FAQ again*

(el pedro, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

threadjack

i just tried to get a .tk, and my browser crashed at the crucial moment. it now looks as if it will be eternally unavailable. any suggestions?

i may have to buy the .co.uk after all. bleh.

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

He couldn't just stop at the Beatles

He wanted a career in modelling as well....

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

heheh

Actually I'm suprised. There hasnt been a "I would" yet.

How queer.

(

Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

and i seriously doubt there will be

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

Not queer.

Super happy fun.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

i don't think anyone's

actually that sick

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

i wouldn't

definatly

(

mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

I would

go to the pub behind him.

As long as him and his bro weren't goin in.

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

I can't keep up tonight

that's brilliant, you're all ace, I'm going for a lie down.

G'night friends!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

night

night

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

night hun!

(

mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

you too?

night

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

yep

me too. night everyone!

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

me too night!

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)

G'night

pal.

Speak to you soon about saturday...

(Fellmeister, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

argh!

you're doing this on purpose!

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

I think

you should come to this as well

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

why was I born in Belgium

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)

nighty night

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

awwww!

he looks so sweet!

(

mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

Is he

using jedi powers to keep that ball up?

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

Is it still

Super Happy Fun Time?

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)

is it ever!

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

<insert one of a thousand reposts>

Woo, yay!

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

argh!

must ... not ... repost ...
must ... not ... spam ... bash

argh! have a clickie damn it!

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

nicely handled!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

no, fuck off!

oh ok, it is really = )

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

not once they show up!

woo!

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

whh

(

welshtroll, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

join the protest!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

you'll post more shite

whether we bring back gayshift or not! ;¬)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

mind of

Piss

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

But you

Always post shite ;)

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)

And? Deal

With it.

Give it up boy, its a waste of good photoshopping skills

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)

we're all here!

(

mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)

I still don't know

where the quo mock the bereaved.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

The man from Del Rossi

He say yes!

(Fellmeister, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

Fire = fun

Just ask these chaps

(Goodie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)

Yep

mmmmmm hot asians..
this one has a nice ass too.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

ooo i did one like this aaaaaages ago :)

(fatty biscuits, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)

Ooh

that's really good.
Hasselhoff is eeeeeeevil!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 6:47, archived)

WHafgtd

"It was a cold day"

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

*snort*

love the caption = )

(

evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

hahahaha

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

Nice one!

Where did that White Stripes thread go?

I like dem.

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

you don't want to hear what

they said about you in that case...

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)

Your

rotten!

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

I heart meg.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)

I heart lego meg.

/spam

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

mmmmm panda.

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

That makes me a saaaaad panda.

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

With every

Drum beat she pulls an orgasm face.

I luv em to bits

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

That only adds to my love for her!

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

I meant

in the thread down there, but I think you'll get away with it ;)

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)

oh,,
cheeky

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

YAY FP!

*chuffed*

thats a first for me

And a last

fuckdamn

(Seany boy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

now you'll never concentrate on your exams

(

lemonhead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

ice

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

anything shrinks

if cold.

*peers down

it's quite warm here

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

Yay!

Hee hee

/repost

(

bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)

fnuk

I go past that every day and it's taken me far too long to realise what you'd changed ...

(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)

I don't get-

Oh, right. Heh. Nice.

(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)

ahh

took me about 20 seconds to work that one out

(antony07, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

hello peeps!

how we all doin tonight?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

wisably

hi Tom!

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

hello kitty!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

hello kitty has no mouth

its lucky for her that cocaine goes up the nose huh ?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

she mainlines it

thru her eyes
100% fact

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

gay

(

cwethan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

mighty good

just seven days till next exam. that's a lot of time.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

Not too shabby.

Yourself?

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

feelin a bit more confident about my shitty exam comin up

so not too bad.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

super-happy-fun

as always

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

gay

goddammit!!!

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

as i said below

it was at rob's request we got rid of it.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

how dare you use reason in the face of a troll

thats fucking bang out of order man!!!!
(ok so gayshift is dead bloody homophobe but super happy funtime really really sucks ass worse that any gay man ever did

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

1: i'm not homophobic

it's the homophobes that take it too far and give b3ta a bad name.

2: well think of a better name then

:¬)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

im all for

"B3TA PRESENTS: THE SVENNO HOUR!"

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

just to back up Rev

its not to do with anyone cool, its just it gets a bit out of hand sometimes, and it upsets Rob, and makes the site look unfunny.
prejudice doesnt bother me, being unfunny is criminal

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

ill go along with that.

discrimination doesnt bother me, cos im a straight white man.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

well i am not lol

thankfully i have the skin of a rhino...
but it does piss me off seeing endless 'your so gay, gayboy bumgay' comments fill the board to the extend there are no pics somedays...

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)

i thought 'bumgay' was a term of endearment!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)

yeah, it was a bit overused.

i just used to call it Az cos hes a bummer boy :-D.

way I saw it, if people who are gay or bi dont take offence then theres nothing wrong with it, but it did get out of hand.

I dont discriminate against anyone anyway, I fucking hate everyone equally.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)

good boy

have a biscuit
;P

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)

i have jellybeans and apple tango!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)

mate!

(

EvS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

wasting threads

apparently

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

bah

tis after midnight, we dont care.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

im starting a demonstration....

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

i says

let the kitten have it :[

woo for gay kittenz

(

notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

seconded

;)

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

joins march

...

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

stop this now!

(

popt_art, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

think you'll find matey

that they are actually very straight

(

mr creosote, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

Hmmm

(Goodie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)

Nooooooo

not the kittens!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

but seriously

it was changed at the behest of the owners of this lovely website. who am i to protest?

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

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