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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

Elvis rocks

in his box!

(Astatine, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

hahaahaahaahaha

ARF!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

hhehe

that looks like an old Amiga demo!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:59, archived)

thats excellent

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

Why o why o why o why o why.......

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)

m,aybe if he'd been a bit

more cheerful people would haev boguht him gifts...

whatever happened to bob smith eh...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

I saw them on Dom Joly

a few weeks back.

How the mighty have fallen.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

what were they doing

on top of Dom Joly?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

if he had'nt spent so long

staring at the sea he could have got some proper gigs...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

yae maayebe hei woud haev bene

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

I've got...

...a lovely bunch of coco-nuuuuuutss....

Which might make sense to people who remember the Mary Whitehouse Experience. Otherwise ignore me.

(Astatine, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

Oh that was sooo funny

why don't they repeat it?

and does anybody remember "Absolutely", used to be on channel 4...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

Baaaang... craaash.... waaaa-lop!

What a pick-chaaaaaaaaaargh

(And so on).

I can't hear a song by The Cure without hearing Rob Newman doing Robert Smith's Cockney Knees-up.

(Astatine, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

i was always deeply disappointed

that baddiel succeeded and newman faded into obscurity...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)

I do. Class.

Come to Stoneybride and see our .....stoney bridge.

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kaydup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:02, archived)

yes

and the fat pavarotti
and of course Mr Don and Mr George (who also had a follow up series)

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:03, archived)

Not forgetting the terribly interesting

Calum Gilhooley. I miss absolutely :-(

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kaydup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:08, archived)

hehe!

I love him! I was a right little Curehead at school.
woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

did you

backcomb and everything?

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

I did

backcomed, hairsprayed, eyelinered, ripped black clothes, the works!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)

I think

you are my hero :)
and you turned out relatively normal, too.

(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!!!

And the shirt is on loan!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

Lovecats

Love pic

/tenuous link

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

He's so

wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty

(Mr Striding, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

ooh, ooh! repost!

(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)

ok, fluffy again now.

sorry about that little outburst down there, but trolls bring back bad stuff from my past, includung the ever so slightly scary attack instinct.

sorry you had to see my bad side.

that is all.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

we've seen

most of the other sides already...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

hehe

yes, but my other sides arn't a problem to me

that one is.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

well it's gone now...

*passes prozac*

;)

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

awww

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

have a fluffy pic of my doggy

sat on my lap while i'm on the computer.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

aaaargh!

yikes!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)

AWWWW!

your dog is cute.

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

That dogs evil

He's got 'ahhhh glasshopper' eyes

(Mr Striding, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

It's a she

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

yes

thats what 'she' wants you to think!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

well

remembered.

I'll be testing you at the end of the week.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

I'll be sure to study

sometime...erm...tomorrow or something.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:58, archived)

she's got a big flap of pink flesh

on her nose. thats way more evil.

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

that would be her tongue.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

no no no

it's a big flap of pink flesh.
dogs don't have tongues, that's why they can't speak.

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

yes

its all a conspiracy.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)

it`s like

he nicked Frank Sinatra`s eyes just as he was dying

(or something)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

that's a great picture!

he's not really a lap dog though is he/she?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

well she likes to sit on my lap.

but she tends to be sat up and facing me.

So we are usually sat face to face, which is good because it dramatically increases my fluffiness.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

is that it's REAL face??????

I thought someone had flipped one side and given it some bad reflection

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:54, archived)

the photo

is 100% real.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:56, archived)

sorry then,

it does seem to have a seam down it's head though

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)

mm, yes.

unusually symmetrical.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:00, archived)

you dog and my cat

see, I'm feeling fluffy as well :-)

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

have a pic of my dog in his dog hole under my desk somewhere

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

good good!

Did you go and relax the man's way?
snort!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)

nope

i cried and thought about it.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

Aw! You didn't?

*hug*

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

course i did

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

The kitty is

without it's heroin needle.

Is he feeling fluffy?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

hehe

it normally manages without the heroin

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

what's it's secret?

;)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

have a violent Woo Yay

It was going to be a boo nay but I didn't want to be unfluffy.

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pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

something relaxing you say

I find this helps

pea roast, soz

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

Are they

made of chocolate ?

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

yes

yes they are.

mmmmmmmm, chocolate........

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

but what type

of chocolate?

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

i don't think it matters

milk, white or dark, a chocolate starfish is a chocolate starfish...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

yes

milky way magic stars

magic mushrooms are more magic though

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

oooh

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

I love that

muchly!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

Strangely hypnotic

I could watch that for ages

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

heheheh

www.tc.umn.edu/~hilch001/tie_dye.gif

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

Thats great too

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:53, archived)

that is lovely well done

have this from earlier

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

ooh

that blue is an evil bugger!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:55, archived)

woo!

chocolate starfish!
lol!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

Aiiieeeeee......aye aye aye aye !!!!

was gonna animanate this but I got bored

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

Hooray!

Lovely.

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

hehehe

made me giggle

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

hehe!

she's dying to shake those marraccas.
woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

hahaha

i like that

woo!

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)

Class

in the grass

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Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:52, archived)

hahaha...

woo :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:01, archived)

That's a very nice Kniphofia you have there

;)

(allergic to curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:21, archived)

splendid !

woo !

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oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:35, archived)

EXTERRRRRMINATE!!!

Most Disfigured Dalek.

(Bob McCow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

impressive

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

What's he gonna exterminate form up there ?

Seagulls ?

woo tho ;)

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

Stairs are no longer an issue.

Although we all know Daleks can hover, don't we?

(Bob McCow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

it's a lot less bover

with a hover!

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

he's telescopic.

he no longer has to be annoyed that he can't climb stairs.
Now he can shoot you through your upstairs window.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

seagulls come down low and steal my sandwiches

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

teehee

mine too :O

great piccie ^^

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

wooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

I hope it makes up for my earlier

"Your Face Here" post (^^)//

(Bob McCow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

That's

just ace.
Wooo.

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

bloody hell

that`s excellent!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

that looks really odd

if you scroll quickly.

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

oooh

so it does! It throbs like a pulsating thing!

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barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

oo-er!

etc

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

Seconded

Wow.

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

it looks oddly wonderful

how woo

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

hehehe...

That's what I was going to say!

(Liv, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

who needs stairs ha

woo yay hoopla

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pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

I can't see the tiny image beside the title but

if that's not a comp, it should be!
woo yay houpla!!!!!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

That's class

For a second I thought my scrollbar had turned into a zooming thingy

(Mr Striding, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

hehehe

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

Cool!

I like eet!
Kinda trippy!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

Cooool

If you scroll the image up and down fast it does your eyes in.
Better than drinking*

*may not be 100% of FACT

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Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

Ha..

Thasnk :)

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

wow

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

Absolutely.........

CUNTINGACETASTICAL

ANDFUCKINGKNOBCHEESEARSEGREAT.......

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:56, archived)

hahaha...

tops :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:59, archived)

Emergency wogan image

Possibly the least topical post ever, but at least it's not trolling, so sue me (don't take that literally, Ooogy)

Yes I'm sure it's been done before but couldn't find it in the spazz!

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The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

lol!

I like that. Wogan always saves the day :)
woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)

Oh my.

You know what the best thing about THIS LINK is?

It's not that it's a puppy, and a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel at that. It's not that it's huge and cute. It's that it's hosted on a Japanese (I think) site, and he's spelled "Cavalier" in Engrish...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

Lovely Orking Doggy!

(Bob McCow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

my...

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flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

is that ulrika

playing with his johnson?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

Jonsson

surely?
tsk!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

this is post number 2000...

in celebration i have i give you a firework display... needs flash... and is noisy... clicky clicky to open in new window...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

WOOW!

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

wow!

I could play with that all night! It's amazing!

edit: in all the excitement I forgot to say, congratulations :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

aww

that looks like my old puddycat

(There is no Mr Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

It's based on my current pussycat

:)
pussycats am woo

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

congrats

I can't hear it on this POS, but I'll assume it's great

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

that's the best thing ever!

woooooo!

congrats too :)

/relurk

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kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

That

Is the most woosome thing i've seen in a while

(neilix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

That is

AWESOME!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

Now that is jolly clever!

Well done :-D

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The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

woo

very good stuff

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pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

that sir

is splendiferous

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

Bit late

but I've found it so good that I felt like I really should post something.
Congrats !

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oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 22:34, archived)

World Record For The Longest Continous Trance Mix Goes To...

Live at Cream 1997-2094

sod this then

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

lol

oakenfold

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

i have posted excessive fluffiness today.

i don't know where i went wrong with you guys, i really don't.

/wanders off shaking head

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

WEeee

Lrrllooove
eeyyOOoouu...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

hehe!

I hate him, but that am still woo :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

mmm

nekkid cartoon lady

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

large?

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

woosome!

you're a talented young man, so you are :)
w/y/h

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

okeydokes

now i'm fucking unfluffy.

trev, get my fucking email address out of your cunting profile NOW else i will get your info from one of the big 3 and get you disconnected by your isp.

this is not fucking funny, if i ever find out who you are, i will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off.

this is not an idle threat.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

would like

me to hold your coat?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

I thought the Big 3

were Nestle, Cadbury, and Mars?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

Rocky Mountains,

Rocky the Movie Series
And Rocky Chocolate bars.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

/me dons a hooded top

AAAAADDDDDDD----RRRRRIIIIAAAANNNNNNNN!

*runs off, punching the air*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

huh?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

have you

ever seen Rocky?!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

oh, right.

yes, sorry.
I was on another planed for a moment then.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City

I thought.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

eh?

you`ve only put one real team in there - who the hell are Arsenal (obviously a made up name), and Man -- -?? - City?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

that's a small cock

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

at least it's not

glass

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

heheheh

it`s the quality that counts... and that cock oooooooozes quality ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

Good lad!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

What's a pirate's favourite football team?

YAAAAAAAARRRRsenal!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

yeah

cos pirates are gay!

:-p

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

nestle are

evil
u mustnt buy their products

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

They own everything

so it's quite tough not to buy something. But yes, I try to avoid them too.

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Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

yeah I was gonna say that

they own EVERYTHING ever invented!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)

why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

are people

always this friendly here?

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

nope

this is just special treatment for a cunt

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

ignore him,

this is (or at any rate was, and hopefully still is) the nicest place on the interweb.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

i got that

impression from my mate who told me to go here

and look up there! swearing! on my first day!

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

oh,

there's plenty of swearing. but it's usually not swearing at.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

We swear like sailors

that isn't new.

Only unfluffy to people who are here to annoy others.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy,

and they'll be nice to you.
/obscure

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

Bobbie Gentry

not that obscure. ;)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

Here's your last chance, Fancy, don't let me down....

/reba

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

Best.

Song.
Ever.

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

swearing is funny

and clever - 100% of FACT

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

is that

100% of 100% of fact?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

tsk

just 100% of FACT is enough :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

tsk

56% of 100% of fact

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

no matter

*dismissive wave of hand*
I am 100% of FACT AUTHORITY

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

it's a bit like smoking

in that respect.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

smoking isn't that funny

but it is COOL

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

it depends what you're smoking really

and where.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

sometimes

they're even nicer than this!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

It seems they are

tonight :(

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

hello im ten so i cant curse! ill be friendly to u and everey1!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

been done

just don't be rude earlier, there was no need for it

(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

you can stick it up your fucking arse and fuck off, i don't care if you're a regular.

you do not use my email address like that.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

have to side with

berk-shire on this one, I`m afraid

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

I'm sure we've all got the point now,

but please could you remove it? It's not exactly an equivalent retaliation.

I think taking the email address out of your profile would be the big and clever thing to do, please.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

so if removing it's big and clever

what's changing it?

(

missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

I don't know

and I'm too tired of all the trolling on here recently to care.

I'm on the verge of handing in my mod notice, I swear.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

do you remember, back in the day,

when all this was kittens?

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

I do, you know.

I really do.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

Penguins as far as the eye could see...

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

vaguely yes

but it seems a very long time ago...

(

flibz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

*sigh*

*Dvorák - Largo from Symphony No. 9*
*sucks werthers original*

*runs away to m3ss3ng3r*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

That's a weary tone of voice

How's other tricks going at the mo?

(

missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

oh fine.

Have booze, have kittens, etc.

Got into that Interior Design course, which is starting in Sept, so that's good. :)

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

well with you moving

halfway up the country it's probably a good thing....

(

missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

cock off!

;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

fat and horny.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

phil

can you mail me please? not at work, ta.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

the .org addy?

Have done.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

Come on

stop being an arse. It's boring.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

that handbag

is covered in drugs.

Why?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

"what the fuck?

I`m covered in drugs!"

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

i like my women like i like my coffee.

covered in drugs!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)

HAHAH

*just spat everywhere*

I`ve just Joey-ed the keyboard :-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)

nice bag!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

How much?

You should try to sell that on ebay.

(

pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

FUCKING CUNT WIPES.

COCK HINGE.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

I'm up for some free form swearing - Bring it on

SHAGPLASTER!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)

Blimey

have I came at a bad time? This is the first time I've logged in this week, what's going on.

On an unrelated note, I'm feeling particulary fluffy since I've been playing Samba di amigo all evening.

(

Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

good on you, Berk

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

eeeeek!

(

Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*deep deep breathes*

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)

This is my favourite emergency fluffy page.
Feeling cross? Look at that, feel better.

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)

Orkin dogs!!!

Ive got an orking cat calendar at work. Everybody hates it.

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

Ignore them.

They are stupid.
Orking is the future.

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)

wow

so cute.

Allow me to shamelessly repost something I made:
www.michaelhoward.net/flash/flutterby/

(

Craymen, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:47, archived)

Very relaxing.

Mmmmmmmmm.
*nods off*

(tomsk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:57, archived)

that's a good 'un.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:40, archived)

koalom...

evening all :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)

top draw

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

he he !

I love that !
I really do.

Huzzah !!!!!

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

that is MOST woosome!!

:D

and on that note i'm off to feed... cya'll another time...

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

oommmmmm

I like his wirey arms :)

(

100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

Thats marvelous

have a poorly thought out woo

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

oh!

just what we need to restore the fluffy equilibrium :)
woo yay!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

that

is "fabulous" , big woo :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:50, archived)

BEE-ing John Malcovich...... yyyaayyy!!!!

(Chunk Mcfunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

hahahaha

fucking fantastic. fucking wooyay houpla!

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

am about to m3ssag3 you. Just so you know.
And be prepared to be JEALOUS!

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)

only

i can't. Because you're not there.

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

i bloody am

use the offline thingummy

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

or that

www.flibz.com/m2.5/sendmessage.cfm?id=2950

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

yes,

use that.

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

much

obliged

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

....

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

*gripped*

*sorted*
*ready to ~~offroad~~ get a m3ssag3*

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

woo to that

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

you've jinxed it now...

(nogber, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

i hope they frontpage that!

hopefully unjinxing it

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

na by that logic

you have to hope that is NOT FP'ed

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

what is

-1 times -1?

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

-1 x -1

= 1

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

*groooannn*

that's just awful enough for me to like it!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

woo

and groan

(There is no Mr Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

hhahah

that`s excellent! and once again reminds me of the Eddie Izzard thing

"What the fuck? I`m covered in BEES!"

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

did i leave the gas on?

no i'm a ~~squirrel~~ bee!

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

heeheheh

"what`t that noise? oh it`s the cat.. drilling for oil"

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

that is

proper hilarious.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

i hope he does actually

get up to that at weekends and in the school holidays.

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

hahaha!

brilliant, but you've jinxed it :(

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

if only you hadn't asked... it might have made it, it's really good.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

heheh

check the FP

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

good good

I'll just mention I've had a BJM FP instead of reposting it.... :D

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

I suspect foul play

That never happens *ponders*
Well deserved, all the same

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

nice one

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

Ace

That is! - happened to me once that did, nasty!!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

Right good

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

I have no choice but :

* malcovich malcovich

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

ive jinxed it?

my first decent attempt and ive jinxed it???

great... shit i didnt know.. maybe they will take pity,,
ah well we all learn

(Chunk Mcfunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

the first rule of frontpage club

is that we don't talk about frontpage club

sometimes you get lucky anyhow though ;)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

chunk lies down

and prays to the B3ta god....

(Chunk Mcfunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

Give the Donkey a carrot!

He may bray!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

nope, you've outwitted the Magic Donkey

check the front page :)
well done!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

no problem, no problem at all.

It's so much funnier like that :)

(

oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

Bravo!!!

Go have a wank ;o)

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

i can't believe my brother

has got front page, he's rung me up before now playing the scene over and over. He's obsessed with the film, he texts me simply saying "malkovich malkovich" - i hope you at b3ta realise what you have done.
He will not let this lie.

(stomm, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

threadwaste cuz I'm running from mother...

NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

ack

you`ve buggered up SSG`s thingie!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

it was so good as well.

it had a fish and everything.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

:-(

it`s not fair sacrificing such nice posts for a threadwaste

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

all i was trying to do was be fluffy.

and then people go end mong it up by wasting threads.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)

it was incredibly fluffy!

I didn't see the post saying you were gonna do that...

so SHOOT ME

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:30, archived)

i'm not angry.

it's just a good example of why people shouldn't threadwaste.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

and I agree

But you can't expect a board with THOUSANDS of members to STAND STILL while ONE member posts something...

IT'S A BOARD!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:42, archived)

what`s the point of

advice not to threadwaste?

threadwasting is generally attributed to newbies, trolls, and cunts; which is fair enough if you`d like to be lumped into any of those categories?

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:51, archived)

weren't you defending "face boy" earlier?

I'm playing with my friend Mother...

now off!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

um..

I don`t think so!

Can you two not get a private web cam room on Yahoo! Chat! Or! Something! if you`re gonna play gayness?

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:32, archived)

He didn't say anything...

OINK!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

yes he

did

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

Why you oinking?

piggie piggie!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

cuz Mother called me a swine...

I dunno... killing time?

OINK!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

Oi!

come here you swine!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

oink!

Need some bacon?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

I'll give you bacon, ya rascal!

*swats Scoop with a fly swat*

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

WOO HOO

I like that...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

these are very cool, SSG

I say woo and yay!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

AAArRRRGgHHHH!!!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

erm..

why the fish on top of the head?

*edit* Sorry, Woo all the same, is very cool

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

i think

you may have answered the question with that sentence.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

Very well

Even betterly done then

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)

as a newcomer...

i thought it'd be cheeky to threadjack
so i'll threadwaste instead (sorry)

so, yes, hello! thankyou for the warm welcome earlier....
and i'd just like to say.. i'm not gay, though it appears you all are.
is there some kind of initiation ceremony to undergo? (i've been told i have to send nude pics?)

EDIT: it appears i'm in a dangerous place here!

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

Money!

Yes money! - now go shop a kitten ;o)

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)

kitten...

got it!

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

Yes, If you are

a male b3tan, send your nude pictures to me. Email on website.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)

really?

what if you're not male?

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)

then you'd probably

be a statistical anomoly around here.

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)

hey

there's a very healthy female contingent around here.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)

post them

and be prepared for outpourings of hormones and vitriolics in equal measure

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

im a girl

and i would be very happy to see people post pictures of their nekkid flesh.

so ner.

(

pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)

I stand corrected

and happily so :)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

I'm not a male

which is why i want nudie pics!

But if you aren't a male, then just wait for the guys to letch. Or send them to Backrubslut and Az. (Sorry guys, don't know of anyone else who might want them. You've all changed your names in m3ss3nger!)

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

is this the right room

for Teresa's Picture Traders? :D

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)

Sure, but you can

m3ss3ng3r me some too! :-P

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)

nude kitten pics, yes.

Send us pictures of kittens Not Wearing Clothes. Also acceptable are bunnies, marmots, and robots.

They must belong to YOU though.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

elephants

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)

would you mind deleting that picture you posted earlier?

i'm fair game, but that's my girlfriend, and she isn't particularly up for being decapitated by strangers.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

that's my girlfriend?
what kind of mind-games are these?

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

that picture you posted earlier with the woman and the shark

is my girlfriend. please delete it.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)

and how do i do that?

i can't see it anymore

(sorry

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)

here's the link

i'd be much obliged if you'd delete it.

i've had some trouble with threats on the web, and the missus's taken this a bit hard - i can take the trouble, but i don't want her to have to as well.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

ok done

......
sorry, i was looking for people running away from the sea, and that pic was appropriate.....
no offence meant at all!

(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)

thanks.

much appreciated.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)

yes, you have to send nude pictures to me.

as i said before.

Unlewss, of course, you are too young, in which case wait until your 16th birthday, thank you.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)

Its a long running joke

where someone tried to post an insult 'you're all gay' but he couldnt spell. So it became a running joke 'your all gay'. And we are.

Now about those pictures...

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

so close :/

looks good though!

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

evening all

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)

hehe

that`s just plain disturbing! :-D

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:15, archived)

what the...?

Evenin' :)

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:15, archived)

< is that

his dental hygenist

(

welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)

it looks

like an icon of a piece of paper to me

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)

KILL

KILL KILL KILL KILL The poor!

/bEER!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

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