i quite like that....looks like a shopping trolley
no difference really then
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08,
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bom bom bom
i'm the queen
i live forever
i'm the queen
i never die
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:32,
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i live forever
i'm the queen
i never die
I love my mum.
She buys me things. And feeds me. And houses me. And is going on holiday at 5am tomorrow leaving me to lounge around for a week in the sun and hotness drinking beer and growing fat(ter).
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:13,
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they should enter one in the next olympics. it should get an extra special medal for being cool.
woo!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08,
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It seems like there are loads of people
having their boardday about nowish.... was there a big influx this time last year or something?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06,
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Must be
I'm just over one last week too (though I did months of lurking before signing up)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07,
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Doesn't seem to be,
our IDs are not that far apart, but there's a good few days between us
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08,
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this time last year,
i got my first frontpage, with my first post! things started off so well
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07,
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early posts often go fp.
The donkey likes to encourage newcomers.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10,
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i just climaxed too soon
*opens hotmail inbox to find out how to solve*
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11,
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wow!
you're from Poole in Dorset
I'm from Poole in Dorset!
*wonders if he knows you*
*knows most people freaky enough to spend their time here*
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18,
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I'm from Poole in Dorset!
*wonders if he knows you*
*knows most people freaky enough to spend their time here*
Quiet night in then
?
Very nice though. Excellent attention to detail
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56,
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Very nice though. Excellent attention to detail
Didn't think you were the
Red knicker with black lace trim type though
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59,
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those
ain't mine.
I'm saying nothing about whether they could be mine, though.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:00,
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I'm saying nothing about whether they could be mine, though.
It's like David Beckham and the ladies underwear
all over again.
Heh heh. Poor Tomsk.
Right, I'm off to the pub for Guinness. Byeeeeee.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05,
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Heh heh. Poor Tomsk.
Right, I'm off to the pub for Guinness. Byeeeeee.
I blame students...
Has he seen these yet? He gon' get mad like the Hulk...or not.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57,
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he's out on his stag night right now.
He will kill me with his bare hands when he sees them though. Hee hee!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58,
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"unapprove"
yes.
Oh fuck it, I'll leave it there. Hey, my brother-in-law will get it on his b3ta screensaver! EXCELLENT.
*steeples fingers a la Mr Burns*
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04,
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Oh fuck it, I'll leave it there. Hey, my brother-in-law will get it on his b3ta screensaver! EXCELLENT.
*steeples fingers a la Mr Burns*
bah,
it should be "disapprove". then you could give yourself a stern look for posting it in the first place.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05,
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of course
it's not actually on the front page. unless my version of b3ta has stalled. can anyone give me a push?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06,
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There's nothing
that can't be solved with a [close tag][whatever]
/world peace
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:13,
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/world peace
unlce bulgaria
would not approve.
we're off to Lounge if you fancy a drink...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59,
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we're off to Lounge if you fancy a drink...
I can't
I promised I'd stay in so I'd be here when he got back, whatever time it was.
It's so going to be 2am and he'll've had a great time, but he's paranoid.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:01,
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It's so going to be 2am and he'll've had a great time, but he's paranoid.
oh
he says I can now. Yay! I'll eat some tea and see you there.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11,
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good, okay then
I'm supposed to be there at half nine, but as usual I'm running late...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:14,
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3pm, Tuesday,
next week. After he's out of jail and back from Austria.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03,
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i second that
distance-induced outrage! i want to go to the pub too!
and oh bugger! wasp season has started and there's one bashing itself against the light bulb in my room. i bet it will try to kill me soon enough!
go on then, go off to your pub and have a nice drink!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18,
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and oh bugger! wasp season has started and there's one bashing itself against the light bulb in my room. i bet it will try to kill me soon enough!
go on then, go off to your pub and have a nice drink!
You've got to get inside the animals Gord,
inside the animals...
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It is too!
Harry has a thing for people called "The Fluffsters Woo Yay collection eats and spits out 56k connections"
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:51,
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He'll forgive you
if you bring 200 tonnes of lettice to his enclosure...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56,
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The office
building in the picture is in Canning Street, Edinburgh (where I work). He's round there most evenings.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59,
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do giraffes
eat lettuce? It grows pretty low down you see, generally ground based.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58,
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lazy how?
the head starts up high, it would have to bend it's neck then back up, that's too much effort.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02,
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Uhm...
*really* lazy ones that don't even bother getting out of bed in the morning. They can just reach forward and eat lettice.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05,
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it's lettuce
and giraffes don't really sleep, they 'sleep' about an hour a day, i don't think they lie down either. Your argument is flawed, and youcan't spell lettuce properly either :p
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16,
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Oh, you
were thinking of "lettuce"? I was talking about "lettice" - totally different thing. Giraffes love it. :-b
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19,
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why did people ever bother domesticating horses?
we should have spent that time on the giraffes; much more fun, it would have been.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58,
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Not particularally amusing
just something I knocked together for a roleplay character I play. Thought I'd share for some reason... meh
click for biggerishness
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43,
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click for biggerishness
and
b3ta on teh middle screen..
can't amke out whats on the right hand screen though...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:54,
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can't amke out whats on the right hand screen though...
an old
atari st site called "the little green desktop" dontcha know...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59,
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Roleplaying takes time, imagination,
and a collaboration of geeky friends.
We could probably hold an excellent role play using b3ta people, though it probably wouldn't make much sense.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59,
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We could probably hold an excellent role play using b3ta people, though it probably wouldn't make much sense.
hey I know
we should all roleplay as another b3tan for a day.
I'll be Baz: "Stick it up your arse, you cunt!"
Hey, I'm good!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07,
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I'll be Baz: "Stick it up your arse, you cunt!"
Hey, I'm good!
And?
I missed my 1000th and 2000th too. Caught my 1024th though.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52,
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I second that
Would have seconded it faster, if my DSL line wasn't borked...again!!!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52,
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yes it is
I can't remember who did it first time though, but it was a morning shift, I think.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:00,
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5 minutes
to draw on paper, 20 minutes to copy the structure into flash, then i just worked out the timing as I added the balls
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39,
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That seems a bit quick..
I fear you have more than your fair share of hummus sir ;)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43,
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ok, 5 minutes to draw
and another 5 minutes to work out all the bits that didn't actually work in my first draft.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:46,
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nutter
must not be a pedantic git about some of the actions tho.
it's still incredibly woo
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:42,
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it's still incredibly woo
On paper
it all worked, but i changed it and removed a bit to make it easier to do.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45,
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color?
I'd love to see it with different colored balls
ever think of that?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52,
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ever think of that?
It could be done easily
but them all being the same colour means i can keep the file size small, it's only about 30 frames at present, with all different coloured balls, it'd be 330
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56,
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well I just love it
but thought different colors would make the balls easier to follow
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03,
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:-(
They're the cause of so much fun and yet so much pain ain't they?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39,
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i am probably the nicest person
you will ever meet. short of people who actually give to charity and do volunteer work and the like.
asked a girl out yesterday. what did she say? oh but your like my best friend. wonderful. hasnt actually said no, which pisses me off.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45,
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asked a girl out yesterday. what did she say? oh but your like my best friend. wonderful. hasnt actually said no, which pisses me off.
Ah, okay then
I take it back.
The "best friend" line is a bummer. :-(
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:47,
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The "best friend" line is a bummer. :-(
could have just given us a straight no
would have made things a lot easier. instead i am now going to be confronted by lots of awkward glances and silences for a while. shit.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49,
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Girls are evil like that
They never give blokey straight answers...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53,
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*rubs eyes*
what's this? sprinkles replied to a post without an irrelevant thread jack..
/faints
;)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:35,
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/faints
;)
Sauron should never have allowed his publishers to send copies
to the shire....
Sorry for the repost........
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:26,
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Sorry for the repost........
Laaarrrvly stuff!
On a different note, I made this today and jiva said you did a pic using the same source image....has ye got a linky?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:28,
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Thats fantasticly mad..
now i have the Minder music stuck in my head.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:32,
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Sorry...
I've had it stuck in my head for about 2 days, it's only fair someone else does too :)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37,
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Gah!
*Mr fathead in recursive mentalism shocker!*
I likes that a lot.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:34,
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I likes that a lot.
did that come off as
dry but essentially warm, or just bitchy? Only it was meant to be the former.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:24,
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You can never go wrong with
wry. As my mother always used to say.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:30,
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If I say that that needs a plane
will I go straight down to that warm place?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18,
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Heh
you're a star! :)
Woo and yay.
That'll be one taxi for 3 so far, Mr Satan.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:26,
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Woo and yay.
That'll be one taxi for 3 so far, Mr Satan.
Argghh!
That was terrible! right up there with 'Big Break' etc...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:10,
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A friend of mine
once *won* Australian Blind Date. He copped off with the girl that lost in the green room afterwards. :-)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14,
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It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight.
I'm gonna be
Snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so
You'd better believe I'm right.
I'm gonna be
Snookering you, snookering you tonight.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:16,
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I'm gonna be
Snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so
You'd better believe I'm right.
I'm gonna be
Snookering you, snookering you tonight.
me too
i think i'm going down with multiple personality disorder
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22,
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I don't
have a tv either. I haven't had one for about 19 years.
As far as I can tell, I don't think I've missed anything.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:11,
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As far as I can tell, I don't think I've missed anything.
And the ironic thing is
I now work for a tv production company.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:13,
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yeah, futurama rocks
but i don't watch it on telly, i either buy the dvds or download it
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20,
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i've been without tv for 3 months now
watched a couple of films on divx but that's it. admittedly i should have got adsl first, cos dialup charges are killing me, but it's been brilliant. i actually do things with my spare time now (and not _just_ b3ta ;)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12,
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i use my telly as part of my
windows desktop so i don't have to watch the damn thing
there's nothing worse than a tv that's off, so put it to good use
doorstop
goldfish bowl
paperweight
lunchbox
etc
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12,
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there's nothing worse than a tv that's off, so put it to good use
doorstop
goldfish bowl
paperweight
lunchbox
etc
wot?
you mean, that shows like fume academy and winning lines aren't to your liking
GASP
SHOCK HORROR!
/sarcasm
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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GASP
SHOCK HORROR!
/sarcasm
My beloved has just set out for his stag night.
...who knows what state he will be in when he returns.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:02,
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...who knows what state he will be in when he returns.
ahhh!
har har har!
so tell us some embarassing things about his past while he's out :)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14,
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so tell us some embarassing things about his past while he's out :)
yarrrr....
oh and i'd just like to say, Saturday night tv is getting worse,Grease or Fame Academy, decisions decisions
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:04,
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that would be pure hell
plus i think she's a bit past it to be a pink lady now
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08,
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I own a huge
wide screen thing. But I never watch it. I might sell it. I'm grand, TYFA, just back from lunch with a very nice young lady :-D
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12,
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good move
i haven't had one since i moved 3 months ago, and i never watched it much before that. don't miss it at all...
blimeh! you're a fast worker! long lunch too :) yay you!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14,
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blimeh! you're a fast worker! long lunch too :) yay you!
:-D
Very long lunch :-D I don't think there's an emoticon that can beam enough...! :-D
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17,
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hehe
cool, glad yer happy again :)
*seethes with jealousy, as young lady i have been having long lunches with moved away down south before i got the chance to tell her how much i liked her :(*
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:19,
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*seethes with jealousy, as young lady i have been having long lunches with moved away down south before i got the chance to tell her how much i liked her :(*
Arf!
You're too quick!
You *can* have one of my spare ones though..../pimp
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:27,
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You *can* have one of my spare ones though..../pimp
haha
ta for the offer, but i shall be travelling down south in a while to try & make good my fecklessness :)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:29,
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Yay!
Good for you! :-)
[Edit] After all the reason I'm in Scotland is as a result of insane fecklessness, so it's never a bad thing...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:31,
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[Edit] After all the reason I'm in Scotland is as a result of insane fecklessness, so it's never a bad thing...
all they want to do is dance.
and possibly swallow your soul...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:46,
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and possibly swallow your soul...
not much
it's just around the corner now, about 5 minutes more.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56,
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well
you obviously get about too much. you need to lock yourself in darkened rooms a bit more and grow strange lumps on your elbows. The world would then seem fresh and new.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:58,
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What do they call
Danish Pastries in Denmark?
I heard it was Viennabreads or something..
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53,
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I heard it was Viennabreads or something..
thankyou
for confirming my new FACT
What do you have if you can't have a yummy danish pastry?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56,
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What do you have if you can't have a yummy danish pastry?
Nice
Would you believe I've just spent 10 mins looking for a decent piccie of Michael Staniforth ('Timothy Claypole' from rentaghost) to stick on the thing on the right...?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57,
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I have rentaghost on dvd
as it was my favvve as a kidlet :D
and pay me enough and I'll believe anything you say...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59,
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and pay me enough and I'll believe anything you say...
OK,
I didn't spend all ten mins looking, I also did a bit of reading as well...
did you know he wrote & sang the theme song? 100% FACT
Also, I once saw a band who had a lookalike as base player.
Can't remember what they were called but I bought a CD & it had a cracking song on it about Lady Di called "Princess of the People" (although they didn't perform that one 'cos she had not been dead long & everyone (except for us sane people) seemed to be in the grip of some sort of hysteria)
another 100% FACT
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12,
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did you know he wrote & sang the theme song? 100% FACT
Also, I once saw a band who had a lookalike as base player.
Can't remember what they were called but I bought a CD & it had a cracking song on it about Lady Di called "Princess of the People" (although they didn't perform that one 'cos she had not been dead long & everyone (except for us sane people) seemed to be in the grip of some sort of hysteria)
another 100% FACT
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