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# well I think it's an improvement.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i quite like that....looks like a shopping trolley
no difference really then
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# coool
it should bob up and down when it moves!
woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# My mother just saw that,
and asked how you get in.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# mums
are great.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i've got a skinny one!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# my one
looks like the Queen.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# does she wear a crown?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# no
but she has a cake on her head and will live forever.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is she
oolong?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# no, duh
she's my mum.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# oohh..
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# bom bom bom
i'm the queen
i live forever
i'm the queen
i never die
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# would that make you her royal majesty
Princess Dr Phil?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# everybody
should have one
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# No,
reality TV people should be denied them.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I love my mum.
She buys me things. And feeds me. And houses me. And is going on holiday at 5am tomorrow leaving me to lounge around for a week in the sun and hotness drinking beer and growing fat(ter).
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# they should enter one in the next olympics. it should get an extra special medal for being cool.
woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# yay and yay !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Is this another suicide note?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# did someone make a suicide note like that then?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Happy Birthday
did u get any presents?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# It seems like there are loads of people
having their boardday about nowish.... was there a big influx this time last year or something?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Must be
I'm just over one last week too (though I did months of lurking before signing up)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Doesn't seem to be,
our IDs are not that far apart, but there's a good few days between us
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
#

bastard.

Not really, happy birthday.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# this time last year,
i got my first frontpage, with my first post! things started off so well
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# early posts often go fp.
The donkey likes to encourage newcomers.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i just climaxed too soon
*opens hotmail inbox to find out how to solve*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# yay
happy birthday

*inserts new eyes*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
#
!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
#
:-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# .



(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# that's
so pretty!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# arrrgh
spazm vision!
my eyes
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# wow!
you're from Poole in Dorset

I'm from Poole in Dorset!

*wonders if he knows you*
*knows most people freaky enough to spend their time here*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# OH MY GOD
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Quiet night in then
?

Very nice though. Excellent attention to detail
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# you know me
I'm a bitch for detail.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Didn't think you were the
Red knicker with black lace trim type though
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# those
ain't mine.

I'm saying nothing about whether they could be mine, though.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# It's like David Beckham and the ladies underwear
all over again.
Heh heh. Poor Tomsk.

Right, I'm off to the pub for Guinness. Byeeeeee.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Blimey
and only 9 o'clock!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I blame students...
Has he seen these yet? He gon' get mad like the Hulk...or not.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# he's out on his stag night right now.
He will kill me with his bare hands when he sees them though. Hee hee!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Och, he'll never
notice it now it's on the front page...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# oh fuck
is it?!

*ponders whether to unapprove it herself...*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# do you get a special
"disapprove" link next to them?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# "unapprove"
yes.
Oh fuck it, I'll leave it there. Hey, my brother-in-law will get it on his b3ta screensaver! EXCELLENT.

*steeples fingers a la Mr Burns*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# bah,
it should be "disapprove". then you could give yourself a stern look for posting it in the first place.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# of course
it's not actually on the front page. unless my version of b3ta has stalled. can anyone give me a push?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
#
/pushes
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)
# cheers
that's fixed it :)

really, it has!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# There's nothing
that can't be solved with a [close tag][whatever]

/world peace
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)
# ee
gads!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# stag night?
evenin all :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# unlce bulgaria
would not approve.
we're off to Lounge if you fancy a drink...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I can't
I promised I'd stay in so I'd be here when he got back, whatever time it was.

It's so going to be 2am and he'll've had a great time, but he's paranoid.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# righto,
you can always watch spiderman again ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# oh
he says I can now. Yay! I'll eat some tea and see you there.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# good, okay then
I'm supposed to be there at half nine, but as usual I'm running late...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# er
where is it, again?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# 3pm, Tuesday,
next week. After he's out of jail and back from Austria.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# be damned, yorkshirians!
why do you have to live so far away?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# says you who
does a 400 mile commute.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# no no,
we're here, everyone else is far away...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# small...
Far Away...

Yes, I think I get it now.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# i second that
distance-induced outrage! i want to go to the pub too!

and oh bugger! wasp season has started and there's one bashing itself against the light bulb in my room. i bet it will try to kill me soon enough!

go on then, go off to your pub and have a nice drink!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# he's still a cutie
that's the funny part

congrats
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# oh thank you
that is kind!

Yes, he is. *beams*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# You've got to get inside the animals Gord,
inside the animals...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Giant Giraffes
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Looks better than the last things they had there.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Are they standing in for
the twin towers?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Lovely pic!
Yay for giant giraffes:



/repost
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# ARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Its coming for me!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# It is too!
Harry has a thing for people called "The Fluffsters Woo Yay collection eats and spits out 56k connections"
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Gulp!
Giraffes can read??
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Harry can
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Tell Harry
I am very sorry
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# He'll forgive you
if you bring 200 tonnes of lettice to his enclosure...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Address please
!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# The office
building in the picture is in Canning Street, Edinburgh (where I work). He's round there most evenings.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# do giraffes
eat lettuce? It grows pretty low down you see, generally ground based.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Lazy ones
do...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# lazy how?
the head starts up high, it would have to bend it's neck then back up, that's too much effort.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Uhm...
*really* lazy ones that don't even bother getting out of bed in the morning. They can just reach forward and eat lettice.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Your Giraffee may be ill
If all He does is lay in bed all day
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# That
and peering over office buildings.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# it's lettuce
and giraffes don't really sleep, they 'sleep' about an hour a day, i don't think they lie down either. Your argument is flawed, and youcan't spell lettuce properly either :p
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, you
were thinking of "lettuce"? I was talking about "lettice" - totally different thing. Giraffes love it. :-b
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# ooh
that's a beauty.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# red ex here
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Giraffes am pretty.
And they look funny when they run.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# why did people ever bother domesticating horses?
we should have spent that time on the giraffes; much more fun, it would have been.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Not particularally amusing
just something I knocked together for a roleplay character I play. Thought I'd share for some reason... meh



click for biggerishness
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I like
his trousers. Yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# I
own those trousers...100% of FACT!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# ...then you are
a very lucky young man... :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Netrunner?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# nah
Mage: The Ascension... or at least the LARP version..
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# mm weebl
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# and
b3ta on teh middle screen..

can't amke out whats on the right hand screen though...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# It isn't
Isketch, is it?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# an old
atari st site called "the little green desktop" dontcha know...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha
*points and laughs at roleplayer*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# :P pffffffffffffffffffft :P
i am immune to such taunts....
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Roleplaying takes time, imagination,
and a collaboration of geeky friends.

We could probably hold an excellent role play using b3ta people, though it probably wouldn't make much sense.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# *pretends he's a fucking wizard or a goblin or something*


no.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)
# But we all know that
you're a sexual magician.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# hey I know
we should all roleplay as another b3tan for a day.

I'll be Baz: "Stick it up your arse, you cunt!"

Hey, I'm good!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Each of the 'Potter 4' had a vice which brought their downfall
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I reckon ginny weasley
will end up in the porn business
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# in the books?
that should make the next one interesting.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# *This line was cut from the original book
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# potters future looks bright then
evening all
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# You belong to a rare breed
The Dialups
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Their future's bright,
their background's orange.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'm quite sure that's a pea-roast.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# You justed missed your
2800th post
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# And?
I missed my 1000th and 2000th too. Caught my 1024th though.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I missed my 500th
Big wow!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I second that
Would have seconded it faster, if my DSL line wasn't borked...again!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# yep
you might be right come to think
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# What is pea roast?
please
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:57, archived)
# you want bag?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# An image
that's been posted before - a re-post or pea-roast.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# O.K
!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# repost
that's been on here before y'see.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Yuss.
It is. I seen that
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# yes it is
I can't remember who did it first time though, but it was a morning shift, I think.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)
# That was me
I posted it around a week ago around 8 am(ish)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)
# So why did
you post it again?

/curious
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# My attempt at one of them ball machines
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# That is scarily
good.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# mezmar-thingy-ing
.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:09, archived)
# That's just fab!
Woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# fucking ehll
that's woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# that is
superb!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# That's bloody good!
How long did it take to work that out?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# 5 minutes
to draw on paper, 20 minutes to copy the structure into flash, then i just worked out the timing as I added the balls
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Complex
For a Saturday night WOO!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# That seems a bit quick..
I fear you have more than your fair share of hummus sir ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# ok, 5 minutes to draw
and another 5 minutes to work out all the bits that didn't actually work in my first draft.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# fantastic!
nicely done
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# yay !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# blimey
aceness!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# very good!
it ate my connection as well!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# woo oh woo
oh wooo oh yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# fuck!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# no, but
Thanks for propositioning
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# That
is a piece of class.

The flash one is smoother.. very woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Wow...........
...........
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# nutter
must not be a pedantic git about some of the actions tho.

it's still incredibly woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# On paper
it all worked, but i changed it and removed a bit to make it easier to do.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Wow
i am just completely mesmerized
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# color?
I'd love to see it with different colored balls

ever think of that?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# It could be done easily
but them all being the same colour means i can keep the file size small, it's only about 30 frames at present, with all different coloured balls, it'd be 330
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# well I just love it
but thought different colors would make the balls easier to follow
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# this is how i feel today

that's me. in the middle there.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# awwww
wassup mate?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# its girls
innit.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Oh dear.
Well, have a manly *hug* and pull up a kitten...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# :-(
They're the cause of so much fun and yet so much pain ain't they?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# dont give me no fun
damn curvy bitches
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Hmm
that *may* be your problem...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# i am probably the nicest person
you will ever meet. short of people who actually give to charity and do volunteer work and the like.

asked a girl out yesterday. what did she say? oh but your like my best friend. wonderful. hasnt actually said no, which pisses me off.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Ah, okay then
I take it back.

The "best friend" line is a bummer. :-(
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# could have just given us a straight no
would have made things a lot easier. instead i am now going to be confronted by lots of awkward glances and silences for a while. shit.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Girls are evil like that
They never give blokey straight answers...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Avoid her,
and send her text messages saying she smells.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ...or snog
her best mate... /evil
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Sleep with her dad.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Or masturbate on her bed
and leave your sex wee on the covers.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)
# you're
a cloud?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
what's this? sprinkles replied to a post without an irrelevant thread jack..
/faints

;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Boo!
:-(

Have a manly hug and slap on back!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Sauron should never have allowed his publishers to send copies
to the shire....



Sorry for the repost........
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Yay
that's ace :).
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Nice stuff!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# MSN
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)
# mum! the telly's broke
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Woo!
Freaking lovely
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Laaarrrvly stuff!
On a different note, I made this today and jiva said you did a pic using the same source image....has ye got a linky?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Thats fantasticly mad..
now i have the Minder music stuck in my head.

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Sorry...
I've had it stuck in my head for about 2 days, it's only fair someone else does too :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# ooh, did that last night, hang on...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Gah!
*Mr fathead in recursive mentalism shocker!*
I likes that a lot.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Grand
.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
#
_______
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# your egomania knows no bounds.
Well done.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# did that come off as
dry but essentially warm, or just bitchy? Only it was meant to be the former.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Wry, I thought, wry...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Oh good.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# You can never go wrong with
wry. As my mother always used to say.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# if the eiffel tower was american
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# And it would live in Texas
Where EVERYTHING is BIGGER
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# I like Americans
...they make me feel thin
;-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I like the French
They make me feel polite
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# tee
hee!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# oh fuck off man !
;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# we like you too
evan you you infer that we are all fat
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# hehe woo!

sorry
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# touche

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# If I say that that needs a plane
will I go straight down to that warm place?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# One of the
first thoughts I had.

Shall I book a taxi?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
#
/hell

;-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Heh
you're a star! :)
Woo and yay.

That'll be one taxi for 3 so far, Mr Satan.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I'll plan ahead
and get a minibus...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Pipped
at the post (pun)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# For some reason
I'm incredibly envious
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Eiffel Tower-tastic mate!
:-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Look What I Found

It's a Vampire Monkey! On Speed!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# how rare !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# as rare as good saturday night TV
*rant*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# We never had good sat night t.v
ever
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# what about the generation game
whats on the board miss ford?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Argghh!
That was terrible! right up there with 'Big Break' etc...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# not as bad as blind date
:( oh the horror
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# A friend of mine
once *won* Australian Blind Date. He copped off with the girl that lost in the green room afterwards. :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Queen of crap
Cilla Black (god, I hate that Woman)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight.
I'm gonna be
Snookering you tonight.

I'm famed for my aim, so
You'd better believe I'm right.
I'm gonna be
Snookering you, snookering you tonight.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i think you've been brainwashed
;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# You forgot the last line
'Big Break'
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# BIG
BREAK
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# can't believe i typed that
sorry
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# space
fish! i'm shocked!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# me too
i think i'm going down with multiple personality disorder
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# turn
it off then !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# or
give your telly away. It's not so bad.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# yeah
listen to some music or something
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# read a book
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# have a nut !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# churn
some butter
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I don't
have a tv either. I haven't had one for about 19 years.

As far as I can tell, I don't think I've missed anything.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# And the ironic thing is
I now work for a tv production company.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# yeah, futurama rocks
but i don't watch it on telly, i either buy the dvds or download it
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# i've been without tv for 3 months now
watched a couple of films on divx but that's it. admittedly i should have got adsl first, cos dialup charges are killing me, but it's been brilliant. i actually do things with my spare time now (and not _just_ b3ta ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# i use my telly as part of my
windows desktop so i don't have to watch the damn thing

there's nothing worse than a tv that's off, so put it to good use

doorstop
goldfish bowl
paperweight
lunchbox
etc
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# futurama is ok
Fry has just had his nose abducted
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# wot?
you mean, that shows like fume academy and winning lines aren't to your liking
GASP
SHOCK HORROR!
/sarcasm
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's ace!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# aww
cute

woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# My beloved has just set out for his stag night.


...who knows what state he will be in when he returns.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# ahahaha
woo :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# haha
please tell me that's not shopped
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I'm afraid it is, sorry.
I'm just that good.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# That's not shopped

You asked
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
Herne!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# ...
...oh deer...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# ahhh!
har har har!

so tell us some embarassing things about his past while he's out :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Mmm. Beer.
Juddery Animations Rule.

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:00, archived)
# i do like the judder
it's very authentic :)

woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I'm off
so have a poorly done mini pirate mash!

Ta!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Yarrrrrr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Yarrrrrr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# yarrrr....
oh and i'd just like to say, Saturday night tv is getting worse,Grease or Fame Academy, decisions decisions
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Hmm...
beer and b3ta I think...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# i agree but rizzo is singing in the background
very annoying
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# What
actually in your flat?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# that would be pure hell
plus i think she's a bit past it to be a pink lady now
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Eek mummy!
I'm frightened at the very thought...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# it does
have an off button, you know
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# What is this off
button you speak off?

BTW, Hi!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
# not sure
i don't own such a device. hello! how you?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I own a huge
wide screen thing. But I never watch it. I might sell it. I'm grand, TYFA, just back from lunch with a very nice young lady :-D
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# good move
i haven't had one since i moved 3 months ago, and i never watched it much before that. don't miss it at all...

blimeh! you're a fast worker! long lunch too :) yay you!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# :-D
Very long lunch :-D I don't think there's an emoticon that can beam enough...! :-D
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
cool, glad yer happy again :)

*seethes with jealousy, as young lady i have been having long lunches with moved away down south before i got the chance to tell her how much i liked her :(*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Boo! For moving down south :-(
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# hehe
sneaky edit? ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Arf!
You're too quick!

You *can* have one of my spare ones though..../pimp
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I can't believe I typed that
...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# haha
ta for the offer, but i shall be travelling down south in a while to try & make good my fecklessness :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Yay!
Good for you! :-)

[Edit] After all the reason I'm in Scotland is as a result of insane fecklessness, so it's never a bad thing...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# yarrr
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# all they want to do is dance.

and possibly swallow your soul...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# woo
that's most surreal
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# wow!
shpooky!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# woo !
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# That is fab!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# fantastic!
:D
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# scarywoo!
evening :) how are we all tonight?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i'm danish!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# i'm egyptian!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I'm
Spartacus
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# no
I am Sparticus
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# no
I'm brian and so is my wife!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# He's not
the messiah
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# He's
a very naughty boy!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# No!
I'M Spartacus!

/silly advert

PS mind the piiisssss
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I smell
like ripe elderberries on a summers eve.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# father?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# not much
it's just around the corner now, about 5 minutes more.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# pah! i've heard THAT before
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# well
you obviously get about too much. you need to lock yourself in darkened rooms a bit more and grow strange lumps on your elbows. The world would then seem fresh and new.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:58, archived)
# still?!
i thought you were getting that seen to! ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# it's uncurable!
:D
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# you are a
great dane :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# yeah!
but i do try to loose weight!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# What do they call
Danish Pastries in Denmark?

I heard it was Viennabreads or something..
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# wienerbrød!
you can't buy danish pastry here!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:54, archived)
# does it
have to be imported?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hmm..
maybe there's a business opportunity?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# thankyou
for confirming my new FACT

What do you have if you can't have a yummy danish pastry?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# erm..
wienerbrød!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# freaky
just plain freaky

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Nice
Would you believe I've just spent 10 mins looking for a decent piccie of Michael Staniforth ('Timothy Claypole' from rentaghost) to stick on the thing on the right...?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I have rentaghost on dvd
as it was my favvve as a kidlet :D
and pay me enough and I'll believe anything you say...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 19:59, archived)
# OK,
I didn't spend all ten mins looking, I also did a bit of reading as well...

did you know he wrote & sang the theme song? 100% FACT

Also, I once saw a band who had a lookalike as base player.
Can't remember what they were called but I bought a CD & it had a cracking song on it about Lady Di called "Princess of the People" (although they didn't perform that one 'cos she had not been dead long & everyone (except for us sane people) seemed to be in the grip of some sort of hysteria)

another
100% FACT
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# How
rare!

Woo, and Good evening all!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Ooooo
Lovely.

Is the one on the right Matsimpsk?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# you big
crazy genius!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)

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