Ah the spoils of war
A nice way to relax after a hard days war.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:43,
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A nice way to relax after a hard days war.
hehe!
that's lovelywoo
any chance of compressing it a bit? quite a lot of people look at this on modems
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:52,
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any chance of compressing it a bit? quite a lot of people look at this on modems
There's a really shite throwaway line
about it being better-looking on a monitor, but I'll leave that to someone else.
cough
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:54,
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cough
Even though
it would probably look a lot better on a monitor
*cough*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:59,
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*cough*
whereabouts
in Sverige* do you live? have you thought of coming to denmark for booze with other b3tans?
also, that picture's great, but rather large (in bytes) for a still (would be considered large for an animation!). it would be smaller if you saved it as jpg instead. there are people trying to use b3ta on dialup, you see.
*see how i try to keep your little secret? :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:58,
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also, that picture's great, but rather large (in bytes) for a still (would be considered large for an animation!). it would be smaller if you saved it as jpg instead. there are people trying to use b3ta on dialup, you see.
*see how i try to keep your little secret? :)
yes i see good good
but i would be more impresed if you shoped the whole tapestry......
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:05,
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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... (etc)
ok
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:39,
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ok
jesus christ!
i recommend you tie them up together, put them in a bag, add a few bricks and throw them into a lake.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:41,
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Nice chatup line
I'll have a sweetie while you're at it, bigboy.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:43,
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Hilarious Place Names ------ Take A Peek................
WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE HERE?
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Funny Place Names
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These are names of actual locations
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Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:37,
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`````````````````````````````
Funny Place Names
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These are names of actual locations
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Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
Im from Cockfosters, north-london
And it is rather embarsing when they ask you to spell it or pronounce it sevral times
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:38,
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hehe,
it's also the only rude word (I think) that you can type on those ticket-machine thinggys.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:40,
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Everyone is a suspect
even good natured, honest folk, that do not screw kids out of their pocket money.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:27,
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You really need
to remove that photo of quincy you stuck in front of your face.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:36,
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look at the one holding the mask ( i dont know names)
she has a third hand half way up her left arm
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:37,
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lol
so ur right. must have forgot to delete it haha. thanx ill sort it now
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:38,
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I was going to photoshop Spiderman
...but Toby McGuire has the smallest entry I've ever seen (oh er) for a hollywood star in Google:- images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=toby+mcguire&spell=1
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:23,
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yes - and a threadjack
last night I stayed in and watched C4 all night.
On Sex and the City, Charlotte was dating a bald jewish man. Anyone know the actors name? His face is naggingly familiar and I want to know what he's been in.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:28,
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On Sex and the City, Charlotte was dating a bald jewish man. Anyone know the actors name? His face is naggingly familiar and I want to know what he's been in.
Blimmy, he looks like
- Kevin Spaccy and The guy from Smallsvile
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:34,
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That's why I have two accounts,
and hope the cookie doesn't run out =P
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:43,
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i reckon if you searched
for me you'd get less
that said i dont know.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:26,
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that said i dont know.
I thought
everyone had searched for themselves at some point... or is that just bored students?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:27,
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well technically
if you search for my real name you get a gay christian folk singer
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:30,
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I have a knighthood, an acting career and a sexy beard.
I'm also a Democrat representative in the Oregon Legislature.
Quite odd.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:40,
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Quite odd.
Haha, I love that.
Didn't you do it the night we were setting everything on fire?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:22,
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Yeh'
I did have a collection of 'things on fire' on U-MUPPET, but I accidently uploaded the wrong 'head.php' file here at work, and it over-wrote the wrong thing, so i'll have to wait untill I get home to fix it.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:25,
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burnie and burnt there?
although it should be Bernie and Bernt.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:17,
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that
made
me
laugh
Especially when you consider the NWO significance of both the KKK and the Bavarial Illuminati Pyramidical structures...
\coat
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:38,
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me
laugh
Especially when you consider the NWO significance of both the KKK and the Bavarial Illuminati Pyramidical structures...
\coat
I like that one best
... could you do one of her in a space suit?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:17,
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coo...
that's a lovely woo yay you have there... thank you... :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:24,
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lol, That's a mighty big throbbing chopper you have 'shopped there
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:12,
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that bicycle looks incredably uncomfortable and impractical
that is all
(w/y/h/h/p anyway)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:12,
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(w/y/h/h/p anyway)
Choppers & Grifters
where the Gods of Bikes in 1970's UK.
I still have my old Grifter in the shed.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:17,
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I still have my old Grifter in the shed.
i had a Tomahawk
didn't have gears like the chopper. Made me sad.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:19,
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They're making a comeback apparently
I read it in a magazine so it must be true
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:25,
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i'm from manchester
but i was born in 88 so dont remember the 70's
mr.nobbynobody i believe u have had a go at me before for being young
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:20,
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mr.nobbynobody i believe u have had a go at me before for being young
didn't they have
choppers in america? i thought there was one in ET
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:17,
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Somehow they are 90,400 pages picked up.
Can I get www.AwwBless.co.uk in the next newsletter please? i'll bake you some cookies if you do.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:10,
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Can I get www.AwwBless.co.uk in the next newsletter please? i'll bake you some cookies if you do.
if you add in pictures of you
making floral arrangement with your testicles, the chances are greaTER
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:11,
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no, last saturday i was called up to the swiss army
someone had stolen some cheese and we needed to neutrally get it back, it took seven long days
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:13,
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if i were to chop off my arms
and graft them onto my dog,
documenting the whole process in a blog,
would i get in the newsletter?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:15,
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documenting the whole process in a blog,
would i get in the newsletter?
sounds promising
do it and we'll see what the magic donkey says
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:17,
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WOW!
i saw them ages ago but you could only get octopi (spelling?)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:08,
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actually, in the past two months i must have only said it about twice
but i may use it more
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:11,
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that's pretty good actually
i would repost my alphabet but i can't be bothered
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:13,
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Hooray for edible fluffiness
Although I probably wouldn't eat them, because I'd feel bad about it. Then they'd go off and I'd feel bad about that, too.
Actually on second thoughts, I would eat them, because I'm a greedy get like that.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:08,
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Actually on second thoughts, I would eat them, because I'm a greedy get like that.
Obviously,
"It can make ???? of ??? of the lovely animal and clean
flower in the can tongue. If it makes together with the parent and
child, certainly also the children the joy!
"When the photograph under is clicked, you can view the method of
making which is detailed."
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:14,
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flower in the can tongue. If it makes together with the parent and
child, certainly also the children the joy!
"When the photograph under is clicked, you can view the method of
making which is detailed."
I just saw Terminator 3
I really enjoyed it! Probably one of the funniest films I've seen in a long time.
Terminator repost: "Not really a burial mask"
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:05,
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Terminator repost: "Not really a burial mask"
me and my friends
found final destination 2 to be very funny, specially the pile up at the start and the ladder
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:07,
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No, final destination is
probably laughable, but T3 played it for laughs so much... and worked too.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:08,
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Yeah
I thought it was great too. Taaaalkkke to derrr haaaaannndeee!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:10,
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Bertiful
Nice rope-time animation there.
Edit: You just edited that!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:05,
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Edit: You just edited that!
yeh', I also added in the 'weee'
I accidently toke it back to Photoshop, and it done that gay thing on it when it gets eddited.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:07,
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One thing I couldn't work out
is that all John Connor's new army type commanders lived in a city... wouldn't that mean that they would be the first to die?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:14,
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doing the things a particle can
what's he like, it's not important...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:03,
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when he's underwater does he get wet
or does the water get him instead!
ffs :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:08,
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ffs :)
well that was certainly
interesting...
woo?
yay?
i don't know anymore =(
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:02,
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woo?
yay?
i don't know anymore =(
it`s a song
called Particle Man by They Might Be Giants - off the album Flood (which I recommend!)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:02,
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oooh
TMBG eh?
I'm still fascinated by "Older" and the truly bad sound quality and bounciness of "Birdhouse In Your Soul"
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:04,
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I'm still fascinated by "Older" and the truly bad sound quality and bounciness of "Birdhouse In Your Soul"
i'm succumbing
i was trying to resist, but i'm going to have to put that on
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:03,
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Is he a dot
or is he a speck?
When he's in water, does he get wet,
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:07,
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When he's in water, does he get wet,
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows.
phwoaar
indeed. safe for work, but may contain harzardous liquids
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:00,
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First Day of Sound Bats! American Punos Issue!
It's my Googlist perspective, see?
N3d was too short, so I went for n3d and st4, 'cos n3dst4 is my handle elsewhere.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:52,
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It's my Googlist perspective, see?
N3d was too short, so I went for n3d and st4, 'cos n3dst4 is my handle elsewhere.
intersting
my AIM profile for the past week has said:
"- If you played sounds upside down, would they become spunos?"
yay for delayed action mindpiss!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:58,
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"- If you played sounds upside down, would they become spunos?"
yay for delayed action mindpiss!
no,
a simple mouse is all i need, i might even do a mash today
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:58,
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oh how i aspire to be like you
oh non-tablet using wonderfulness
or something
welcome back, i missed your brightly coloured happy/scary piccies.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:00,
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or something
welcome back, i missed your brightly coloured happy/scary piccies.
ok ok!
I get the point! ;-)
They just look like Flash drawings cos of their smoothness and stuff.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 16:00,
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They just look like Flash drawings cos of their smoothness and stuff.
When in Iceland...
be sure to visit the lovely Hotel Borg in Reykjavik.
as promised (although not made while in Iceland), some topical Icelandic stuff made from my vacation pics. I know this might be a bit lame (*cough*) but that really is the name of the hotel, so I couldn't resist...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:46,
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as promised (although not made while in Iceland), some topical Icelandic stuff made from my vacation pics. I know this might be a bit lame (*cough*) but that really is the name of the hotel, so I couldn't resist...
I've rewritten the lyrics to TMBG - My racist freind
This is where the party ends
I can't sit here looking at entrys
to your racist compo
I know joapies bore you
But Im a bit bored of celebs with hoods
And your racist compo
This is the loveliest website that i've ever attended
If any links were broken i'm sure they could be mended
The fear can't tolerate these constant pics
of people like dale winton wearing a pillowcase
its a nice compo but many of the pics are the same anyway i was bored
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:36,
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I can't sit here looking at entrys
to your racist compo
I know joapies bore you
But Im a bit bored of celebs with hoods
And your racist compo
This is the loveliest website that i've ever attended
If any links were broken i'm sure they could be mended
The fear can't tolerate these constant pics
of people like dale winton wearing a pillowcase
its a nice compo but many of the pics are the same anyway i was bored
Lo all!
OC Bash was semi success last night.
We most got successfully drunk.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:41,
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We most got successfully drunk.
I took a few
not many people showed up; myself, workboresme, wbm's boyfriend, cheril, and kimbo. I'll post them when I get home.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:44,
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'who all showed up y'all'?
e-gad! The Queen must be rolling in her grave at that use of English ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:47,
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reminded me of this song by The Specials:
If you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover
If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?
Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end
So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover
So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend
So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:42,
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Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover
If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?
Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end
So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover
So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend
So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end
yay
for TMBG!
must put some on now... might get some inspiration :-)
nice lyrics, btw
"every time I look in your eyes
I see Saint Peter wave!
DIG MY GRAVE!"
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:44,
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must put some on now... might get some inspiration :-)
nice lyrics, btw
"every time I look in your eyes
I see Saint Peter wave!
DIG MY GRAVE!"
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