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The Next Installment In Oxford Bashes! OxBash 5!

The latest, and possibly last, Oxford bash!*
This time starting at The Chequers**, hidden away down a dark alley on Oxford's high street.

Beer, boobs and juvenile insults guaranteed.

*At least organised by me anyway

**Please keep in mind there are two pubs called chequers in oxford


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:03, Reply)
Dark alley sounds enticing.

Will there be a red light & someone offering me 11p?


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:04, Reply)
Yes.

I have 20p, can I have two go's?


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:08, Reply)
You can have 2 goats, if you're lucky.

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:09, Reply)


if you're lucky it'll be roughly the same
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:13, Reply)
For 20p you get 'Tennant's Head'

(, Fri 26 May 2006, 17:55, Reply)
9p

If you're lucky!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:08, Reply)
Hurrah!

and other general excitement.


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:08, Reply)
*does the hustle*

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:10, Reply)
Does anyone have sleepyplace?

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:09, Reply)
Im afraid not

but Braniac might, assuming he signs up... if not the youth hostel is apparently rather good and with a cooked breakfast according to gaz and wolfie


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:09, Reply)
Failing that

there's the westgate* and the collection of guest houses on Abingdon Road

*don't stay in Room 8 ;)


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:14, Reply)
Not to mention the Travellodge*.

*don't share with RJ
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:16, Reply)
or the place opposite the hostel*

*share blue star with foldsfive
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:20, Reply)


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:28, Reply)


...
(, Sun 7 May 2006, 9:33, Reply)
I think I shall be stayingi the travelodge again...

Edit: Yep now booked into the Travelodge. Hurrah!


(, Sun 7 May 2006, 18:31, Reply)
I have booked the Westgate.

(, Wed 24 May 2006, 22:20, Reply)
its the day after the rhcp gig im going to

so it's gonna have to be pretty special to keep my weekend on a roll!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:12, Reply)
Hurrah!

*warms up the perv-o-zoom*

I'm fucking certain I may have agreed to do something else on this weekend, but can't think what for the moment...


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:13, Reply)
Cant be as worthwhile as this

I recommend you book the Oxford malmaison


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:14, Reply)
Tempting

but the weekend after I'll be in a five star hotel in Amsterdam, and then after that a five star tent at Global Gathering


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:16, Reply)
So go for the hat-trick you smug cunt.

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:17, Reply)
Arf!

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:17, Reply)
FUCKING THIS

it IS my birthday in June...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:19, Reply)
And mine.

And not in July, daftie.


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:22, Reply)
If anyone is going to be comeing through Henley on Thames, to the bash

could i hitch a lift.


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:15, Reply)
Jump on the train

and I'll meet you at Reading Station...and we can ride the rails hand in hand, arm in arm...hurrah!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:36, Reply)
what time?

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 20:53, Reply)
Very good question...

I don't know what time the trains are but I they're usually every half hour or so...so nearer the time we should have a look


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 9:24, Reply)
Yay :-D

Just need to find some where to crash next


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 9:48, Reply)
Hotels are pretty cheap...

just book up early, sir...


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 10:51, Reply)
zis looks promising

but it is way out of term time and may/may not clash with motorsport activities, so i have nowhere to sleep afterwards and may be in Germany/Leicstershire.

But i'm saying yesh for the moment 'cause theres nowt else on the calender there at the moment!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 22:13, Reply)
Bugger, I will be in Brighton.

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 12:17, Reply)
with such a high quality of people already signed up

how could I not ?


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 12:50, Reply)
I

can make this...so me getting very very drunk!


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 15:32, Reply)
Do you want a lift again?

I am sure me and the better half will be able to drag our arses to Broomfield again :)


(, Tue 9 May 2006, 14:00, Reply)
And would you also like me to book you B n B?

(, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 4:25, Reply)
alright then

cunt face


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 18:12, Reply)
Right, I'm not lifting anything heavier than a pint of beer

for at least a month beforehand. We'll get there this time and if anyone from the Cambridge area wants a lift....?


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 22:00, Reply)
Hurrah!

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 22:20, Reply)
Yay!

(, Sun 7 May 2006, 17:49, Reply)
oh, okay then.

i shall wear my orange hat.


(, Mon 8 May 2006, 9:01, Reply)
You better do.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:39, Reply)
Its ultra close to the bash!

Right next to the coach station and main drinking street so might get noisy, but you cant beat it for location


(, Mon 8 May 2006, 19:23, Reply)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I hate trying to find somewhere to stay.


(, Tue 9 May 2006, 16:32, Reply)
Stay at the travelodge...

It's where all the cool kids are staying...


(, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:33, Reply)
Will there be shitting?

Can I shit on everyone and go wankwankwankwankwank?


(, Tue 9 May 2006, 19:33, Reply)
I have been horny for this bash for two weeks now.

(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:45, Reply)
Now I am starting to go off the idea.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 8:53, Reply)
You'll finally all get a chance to punch me in the face a bit.

(, Wed 10 May 2006, 18:38, Reply)


face bottom
(, Wed 10 May 2006, 18:41, Reply)
Of course,

this will clash with iFaze. You better have some mighty fisting paws on you for me to choose Oxford over home.


(, Wed 10 May 2006, 18:49, Reply)
I'll buy you several beers

And there will be more lady boobs here... and stuff. STUFF!


(, Wed 10 May 2006, 18:51, Reply)
And me.

(, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:23, Reply)
Oh jesus, woman!

Im trying to get him to come!;)


(, Thu 11 May 2006, 18:17, Reply)
Tug harder then!

(, Thu 11 May 2006, 21:30, Reply)
I will do what I can to be there...

I think


(, Sat 13 May 2006, 6:20, Reply)
I am signed up.

However this is subject to change due to time/money issues.
Hopefully speaking though, hurrah!


(, Sat 13 May 2006, 19:04, Reply)
How would I get there and back from Newcastle, cheaply?

Also, without getting bumraped.


(, Sun 14 May 2006, 16:32, Reply)
Thats an excellent question

(, Sun 14 May 2006, 16:56, Reply)
Chapsacks!

I'm saying 'go on then' for now. It's a little off my usual bash radar, but what the heckers, eh? :)


(, Mon 15 May 2006, 16:49, Reply)
You can hitch a lift with me (& probably a couple of others) if you can get here :)

(, Mon 15 May 2006, 17:56, Reply)
Maybe you won't forget this time

:P


(, Wed 17 May 2006, 8:12, Reply)
Oi! You shall receive precisely one pinch for such cheek, m'lady.

;]


(, Thu 25 May 2006, 18:00, Reply)
I'm not going.

I'll be at the iFaze bash.


(, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:27, Reply)
i will endevour to make myself available for this

but as work sucks big fat hairy donkey bollocks when it comes to time off at the mo, it's not guaranteed yet




and i'll need a floor to crash on if possible


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 1:59, Reply)
Hurrah!

You're alive!


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 11:02, Reply)
I can probably give you a lift if you need it

let me know


(, Sun 21 May 2006, 22:23, Reply)
Yay!

Now I just need to find somewhere to spend the night...

Edit: haha, JMG's going! fantastic!

Edit edit: Youth hostel booked, all systems go!


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:39, Reply)
Yoof hostel with my good self perhaps?

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, Reply)
Et moi

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 17:04, Reply)
Myself and woodside have now booked a dorm

(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 18:16, Reply)
Gayers

(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 23:55, Reply)
At least I don't have an unhealthy obsession with shock-sites

unlike some people... *glares meaningfully in a Sheffieldish direction*


(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 0:35, Reply)
Heh

You told me half of them remember?


(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 17:11, Reply)
It sounds interesting

The Friday night is a huge party back home... This would be an excellent hair of the dog.

Just checked trains, not too expensive. Go on then!
Is there anywhere I can stay?


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:43, Reply)
I would suggest either the hostel or any b& b down the abingdon road

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:49, Reply)
Booked a hostel now

See you there!


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 21:41, Reply)
Hurrah!

Is it the new one next to the train station?


(, Sat 20 May 2006, 9:50, Reply)
Yes it is

Is that a good thing?


(, Sun 21 May 2006, 18:49, Reply)
Very much so

I hear they do a good fryup


(, Wed 24 May 2006, 12:29, Reply)
Assuming Goldfish_Samurai might look at this thread

dave, where the hell have you been?


(, Sun 21 May 2006, 4:08, Reply)
Hi

I'm still around - I've just got a million other issues to deal with at the mo. The usual work bollocks etc etc.


(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 8:34, Reply)
Me too

and when out of work Im rarely home and PC less.


(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 22:44, Reply)
Christ, Wolfie's signed up

Lock up your daughters and double the beer supply!


(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 20:30, Reply)
erm

/b3ta meet virgin

Shall I carry a postcard with a phrase on it only b3tans would understand and put it on people's tables?

Or will you all be wearing red carnations and carrying yellow umbrellas?

Anyone?


(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 15:44, Reply)
Its usually difficult to miss a bunch of b3tans:)

(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 15:47, Reply)
I nearly missed them in Soho

But there'll be a lot more of us here. Maybe post a photo of yourself, and someone will jump on you when you come in. Alternatively, get someone's phone number and ring it when you're outside the pub.


(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 15:55, Reply)
You may know me by the trail of the dead.

Or, failing that, the very red hair and not-as-big-as-Giant-Bunny's-but-big-nonetheless* norks




*happy now Mykey? ;)


(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 16:12, Reply)
Oh my,

I might be able to make this now. Can somebody point me in the right direction after o'neils this time?


(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 1:50, Reply)
i will attempt to come to this

but i'm not sure if this is the weekend my gf's mum flies back to south africa so may not be able to come

- will find out soon thou


(, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 17:40, Reply)
Oh, look. I've signed up for this.

Who'd have thunk it? I'll be bringing a friend. Non-b3tan, I mean.


(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 0:09, Reply)
If I can cadge some transport and a place to crash,

you can count me in!


(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 13:12, Reply)
ooh, that would be cool

(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 22:45, Reply)
I'll try to come along

god knows why though...


(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 19:06, Reply)
Because you fucking love it!

(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 19:24, Reply)
Because i shall be there and i will buy you BOOZE!

(, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 19:50, Reply)
Because me and Badger are DEFINITELY GOING

(, Sun 18 Jun 2006, 0:58, Reply)
Because you adore me.

(, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 18:29, Reply)
I'm not going as you are all feeble stinking shits.

You feeble stinking shits.


(, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 13:22, Reply)
Not coming now

sorry


(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 18:15, Reply)
I am in Oxford that day so I will stop by for a swift half

Can I bring my mum again?


(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 15:37, Reply)
Hopefully I shall be going

provided the travel and crash arrangements i have hold up


(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 18:02, Reply)


www.oxfordcity.co.uk/accom/conifers/

Done and DONE.
(, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 20:21, Reply)
FINE.

(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 18:17, Reply)
You know you'll love it:)

(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 18:30, Reply)
And due to the bash in Manchester

I now have fuck all money and will be unable to attend this now...

There's a room available at the travelodge now if anyone wants one.


(, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 19:04, Reply)
You're shit.

(, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 21:06, Reply)
It's your fault...

if you'd come to the Manc bash I'd ahve spent all evening in the bogs molesting you instead of spending all my money.


(, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 20:56, Reply)
Shit.

(, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 17:01, Reply)
OI! EVERYONE! (coming via london)

i just checked the train ticket prices on first great western site.

IF YOU BUY TWO ONE WAY TICKETS (THERE AND BACK) (from paddington) THEY ARE £4 EACH. ONLY IF YOU BUY IN ADVANCE THOUGH

www.firstgreatwestern.co.uk - (you may need to register).


(, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 9:20, Reply)
I forgot to do this.

(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:30, Reply)
Twathammers,

due to the face-melting rip off that is the combined train and hotel fare (£75!), there's no way I can afford this a week before I go to Warsaw. I am all upset now, and might do crying. :(


(, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 10:44, Reply)
It's alright...all the cool people are dropping out...

it's just going to be a collection of cunts instead of all us fantastic people


(, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 20:58, Reply)
Looks like I may not be able to make it this time.

Been trying to change my weekend rota but no one can swap :(


(, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 18:27, Reply)
Shitter.

(, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 17:01, Reply)
It is a bit.

(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 17:57, Reply)
Sorry, cannae make this one now.

(, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:31, Reply)
Shittest.

(, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 17:01, Reply)
Are you saying Moose not attending

is more shit than me not attending? I'm hurt.


(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 21:11, Reply)
Come on now,

I've licked your stick.


(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:33, Reply)
True.

(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 19:11, Reply)
Of course it is...

KNOW YOUR PLACE

about a foot shorter than me...


(, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 15:55, Reply)
oh look, I'm not coming now.

Terribly sorry.


(, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 11:30, Reply)
Yess!!

I shall be attending! :)


(, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 13:38, Reply)
Bash whore

;)


(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 13:52, Reply)
ha ha ha!

:S


(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 15:17, Reply)
Well as long as you behave

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 19:37, Reply)
Look.

It appears to be official now.


(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 20:18, Reply)
Hurrah!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 19:36, Reply)
I'm not coming now.

Because I hate you all.


(, Sun 9 Jul 2006, 18:08, Reply)
Good.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 8:52, Reply)
I'll be in another country

But I want to see lots of photos and at least one burst badger.


(, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:31, Reply)
there's only one badger going to be there

so looks like he's ripe for bursting..


(, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 15:46, Reply)
ATTN:

Lu, Jobe, Bud, Zuki, anyone else that wants to get the train from London.

We are going to aim to get the train from Paddington at 14.21. We shall meet at the station at some point before that, I assume around the information point.

My email is in my profile or get in touch with TN or Scott if you want to do something different.

FANKS.


(, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:46, Reply)
I see you message.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 9:42, Reply)
Shaking that ass?

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 18:31, Reply)
Shaking that ass.

(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:49, Reply)
Please come Mr Jobe please it will be fun yes.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 21:45, Reply)
received loud and clear Wilco,

rubber ducky, over and out.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:00, Reply)
I'M NOT GOING.

(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 9:51, Reply)
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser

(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 12:17, Reply)
I'll be using this bash to recruit members for our cult.

Please respond accordingly to this post if you would like me to bring you a membership card for The Church Of The Righteous Trinity.

Edit: your first task as members of our cult is to spam this post endlessly

Edit 2:If you are a new person who wishes to join the Church Of The Righteous Trinity, please let me know when you see me on the b3ta/talk board or email my MSN account and I will add you to the list at the bottom of my profile. Once the website is up and running, your early interest will prove useful to you.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 8:51, Reply)
I will join your cult, oh Mighty One.

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 9:39, Reply)
hallelujah!

*praises*

edit: is there a disgusting initiation ceremony? i do hope so....


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 9:40, Reply)
you did promise orgy's

right?

can i wear some ceremonial robes?


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 10:46, Reply)
Sure.

I see no reason why not.
See if you can find something on www.lovehoney.co.uk


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:20, Reply)
i want to be high priestess

can i put my CV in and get an interview?


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:37, Reply)
Bring one with you.

I'll discuss it with the other gods and we'll get back to you. PVC skimpy clothing will help your application.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:45, Reply)
I won't be there

but I would like to be a minor member of the clergy.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:46, Reply)
If and when the website gets sorted,

you can join thusly.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 12:51, Reply)
I would like to join

as Chief Altar Boy


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 18:25, Reply)
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE YES PLEASE YES

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 19:40, Reply)
Go on then,

I've never been in a cult before. How exciting!


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 20:33, Reply)
yes please

me!
and my wife too


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 20:52, Reply)
I've placed all my possessions on eBay...

...and wish to know where to deposit the monies.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:13, Reply)
I still have your business card in my wallet actually

It is something most pleasing to the eye.


(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 7:15, Reply)
Although I will be unable to attend,

I feel it would be remiss of me not to request membership, as my tricks with altar boys
are still the talk of Chorlton-cum-hardy.


(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:14, Reply)
Cults are great,

I want in.


(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:36, Reply)
*spams*

(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 10:01, Reply)
Bollocks

I can't do it. Crap crap crap.


(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:59, Reply)
How very poo

Although still as it stands if most people turn up it will still be an excellent turn out.


(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 7:14, Reply)
can't make it =(

have fun darlings


(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:34, Reply)

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