If you're getting Aunty Donna in your recommendations that's probably my fault. It was 'The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World' that initially hooked me in. Thank you and you're welcome.
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 0:57,
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Nah, been into 'em for years, pal.
You johnny-come-latelies with your Upsetting Guessing Game....
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 19:15,
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In that case we'll be doing wonders for everyone else's algorithm.
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 21:49,
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Karaoke Bath, wasn't that an Alan Partridge programme idea?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 17:07,
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Twenty Candlefabulations, gawd bless ya.
Wish I'd had this link a few months ago. Nephew just got GCSE results and failed Spanish. This would have tipped the balance. I've sent him the link for his re-sits.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:47,
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Happiest b3tanday, cactus
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 22:39,
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20 happy flaming candles up your bum™
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 23:05,
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This
is to Eldorado, as Andor was to A New Hope.
(skinwahpunted Baxter, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 22:36,
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bloody hell
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 9:32,
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*coughs*
FUCKING HELL
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 15:45,
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The first two ads are for "Clippy" mugs
I'm not quite sure that they understand irony...
(Pompey Monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:06,
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Why the recent clippy fad?
Seems like half the YouTube profile pictures I see lately are clippy. The other half are those porn bots.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 13:07,
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It's a protest against AI enshittification of services
Louis Rossmann suggested it a few weeks back and it's taken off somewhat spectacularly.
(Pompey Monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 14:03,
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A B3ta Clippy icon would seem appropriate.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 22 Aug 2025, 15:10,
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That might even "force" me to donate...
(Pompey Monkey, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 15:31,
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Top 10 BirdsI made this!
I've done the definitive and final list of the Top 10 Birds, with analysis and explanation, with my mate Dave. If you were wondering what the top 10 birds are, your answer is here. If you disagree, then I am afraid you are objectively wrong.
(crab_bloke), Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:18,
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(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 20:53,
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at least it isn't three hours long
I still watch a lot of RLM reviews, especially of old films, but I prefer them when they are not trying to be funny and I think Plinkett is the worst thing they've ever done
(custard, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 21:37,
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I get the impression they wheel out the Plinkett whenever their numbers decline...
Plinkett is what got me into RLM, which is, not to be contrary, a comedy scripted movie review channel (maybe the first?).
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 22:04,
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It is
But I prefer it when they drop the comedy and just review stuff
(custard, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 22:31,
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Just think what might have if there were a Cal Kestis serial instead of bloody Acolyte.
And I'm not just saying that because I happen to be in the middle of my third or fourth play through.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 1:29,
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Cal Kestis is Rick Astley and I hope they never convert a SW game to a TV show or film.
Acolyte wasn't bad when compared to the SW franchise fiction oeuvre.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 2:09,
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Remember
Star Wars is a franchise fantasy for children. Nothing more. Nothing less.
(CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 19:22,
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That was more true in the 70s/80s
but less true in the 90s and progressively less true to this day.
Some people struggle with the concept of family entertainment, and some people never mature enough to enjoy being childish.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 1:17,
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oh my god who's this person?!?!I made this!
I used to write a food blog then posted on here for a few years, met a good few of you, then i kinda went off the radar. Stuff has happened all right. Some good, some AMAZING, and some really bad like this latest job I landed but its abusive and toxic. BUUUUT that makes for a very good blog.
Anyway, I'll maybe hang around a bit more again. Been soooo long.
(colmcq2, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 20:38,
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Hello you cunt
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 20:49,
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******hugs********
(colmcq2, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 20:49,
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*reaches around*
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 11:51,
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That was good =)
(Sherbs, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:54,
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VTV music video stationI made this!
I risked my sanity spending days trawling through novelty song suggestions and this is the result, brace yourselves
Well the very first one I got was Living Doll, so good effort.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:05,
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so bad its excellent
didn't take too may clicks to get to the Wurzels :-)
(PintoBeans, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:13,
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Love it
First 3 I got were Jasper Carrot, Captain Sensible and the Prodigy - win.
(TBLI posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 6:30,
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(dyllonnice beaver., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 23:21,
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I once knew a prostitute with one glass eye who for £20 would take it out so that she could wink you off!
(Iawn ContIn the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 8:07,
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£20 sounds pretty reasonable for an eyejob.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:41,
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My mates mom calls him the Tango Twat.
(Sherbs, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 18:00,
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Well that's put me off him.
Sorry I voted now.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:54,
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Stuck on Crib Goch
This guy gets nervous. I don't think that i would like to be up there.
(Sherbs, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:44,
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it's funny fear
if I put a wide plank on a carpet floor and asked you to walk along it, most would have no issues. Put it 1000ft in the air and suddenly many are teetering on jelly legs. The safest way to walk down or across a steep slope is keep your body vertical, so your weight is straight down for maximum grip. But fear makes people want to lean in to the slope so they don't topple downwards, but leaning increases the chance of them slipping, and you're not balanced. So taking people mountaineering (and it's more walks like above, I'm not doing the north face of the Eiger), part of it is more teaching them to deal with and ignore these paralysing fears, which you do by exposing them gradually and building confidence, hopefully so you don't get scenes like this poor bugger
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 0:10,
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I don't do heights anymore.
(Sherbs, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:21,
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I've run across there and walked it a few times
I also worked at the lake below in the background fitting a hydroelectric pipeline. This was 38 years ago. The run about 30 years ago. Someone died falling there last week so the danger can be real but seeing the 'fish eye' camera view makes me wince at the drops on each side
(Iawn ContIn the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:59,
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Scary, but not Fred Dibnah scary.
Edit: why is he carrying a washbasin soil pipe? Selfie camera?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 22 Aug 2025, 15:22,
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Moving a church
at about 500m a day, across town live so will be going on for another 2 or 3 days
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:12,
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The first 50 seconds of that is a bit like a Terry Gilliam animation
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:21,
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You do half expect it to sprout legs.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:50,
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They realised their pronouncements were controversial and that they may end up being pursued by the Church
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:57,
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That's cool
I like it
(Sherbs, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:46,
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Well if the people won’t go to the church…
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 20:48,
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God certainly moves in mysterious ways, I'll give you that.
(Pompey Monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 22:13,
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Reminds me of Absolution Gap.
(jonbobloves you, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 5:07,
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Tell me more...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 1:43,
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It's an Alistair Reynolds sci-fi book.
It's set on a moon orbiting a planet that vanishes for a split second from time to time. The planet is a macguffin to give a reason for mobile cathedrals the size of cities to exist; they have to constantly move (at a walking pace) to keep the planet overhead so that the people in them can see when the planet blinks.
It's the third book in a good series, but in retrospect the setting really does seem like it was contrived just to necessitate walking cathedrals. It is still a good series though. Start with Revelation Space or Chasm City.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 4:25,
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That sounds dumb enough to be worth a go.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Aug 2025, 17:03,
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Slips, trips and falls. And gratuitous mutilation in the workplace.
(Varmint, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 22:51,
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That's a bit
gruesome.... fucjing loved it
(BootI want to know what you meant, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 7:11,
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They really should try to find a new material to make American cars out of..
one that's a bit less explosive...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 11:19,
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Great stuff
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 12:11,
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Nice moves
(Sherbs, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:41,
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Reminded me of Tim and Eric's Awsome show.
(Terry Hoosh #3, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 0:13,
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Yoyo skillz
Whoa indeed. Some moves are apparantly more whoa than others.
(Mex3=mememe, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 7:03,
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Me trying to untangle my headphones every morning.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 7:15,
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I used to have some Sony ones with flat wires.
You couldn’t tangle them up if you tried.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 19:00,
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Yo-Yo has gotten to the point
where to me it just looks like someone doing poi.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 10:39,
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