Trump might buy it.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 21:08,
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Not bling enough
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 21:25,
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That's on my list of places to visit
Just wondered what the torque would be - assuming the video is its working speed, at max. power the output shaft would be transmitting about 2 million ft-lb of torque, or 2.8 million Nm. That feels like an implausibly high number - feel free to check! I assumed an output shaft speed of 30 rpm.
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:51,
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Did you pick up from the video
that they only run it at 100 psi, but it was designed to run at 160? Huge torque indeed.
(Varmint, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:24,
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I enjoyed exploring 'Comedy Rock' - it has a high standard for examples including the arrestingly titled 'The Butt Cheeks Man' by The Very Nice Singer Man
(beanolabub, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 14:56,
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Published on January 15th by Bloomsbury, and illustrated by Gareth Conway (the guy who does the Greg The Sausage Roll books, so knows how to deploy brown), Poo! What? Where? is a fun, funny, strikingly information-dense book about that smelly stuff you push out of the smelly hole in your smelly bottom. I've done over 15,000 poos, mostly into or near toilets, so I know what I'm talking about.
NB. This is an Amazon link. The book is also available from less evil websites etc.
(mikeisbrill, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 14:13,
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Spoilers!
I like the tiny turds.
(Sgt. Welt, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:46,
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This was way funnier than I expected.
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance., Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:22,
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Caught it on TV a few years ago,
and did enjoy it...it's unlikely to convert anyone who doesn't like HH, but I've loved his shtick since his his early TV career days...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 21:54,
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I don't understand his stuff, yet... it is really funny
this is excellent. I prefer seeing his material completely out of context thought. Makes it even better.
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:30,
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Blimey - this is worse than the Qatar Airways video
That takes you on a world tour with a different location for each safety item. I couldn't help laughing at the bit where you needed oxygen masks - it was based in L.A. and the video was being used right when the wildfires were happening there. youtu.be/vQ_hrIgcMDM?si=0Nq2FtyDImzlPlGi
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 10:40,
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The use of the single tear is great
Since when have business class needed cross chest seat belts?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:24,
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Hold the front page
We're going live now to news from our asparagus fortune-teller correspondent
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 7:23,
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Occupation: Asparamancer
I did not predict that.
(Varmint, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 8:36,
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It's amazing what you can predict by tossing asparagus with GB News blaring in the background
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 11:39,
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?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:14,
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I read her "predictions" and made an educated guess as to her viewing choices
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:54,
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I don't watch gbeebies
but I do consume a fair amount of 'mainstream' (reliably sourced and responsible) news, and the polls are what they are.
As it stands now (and as I understand it), the Faragists are going to win the most MPs but probably can't form a working majority without the active support of the Tories, DUP, etc. It has long been the position of the Tories that they will not go into coalition with the Faragists, so if they're true to their word (lol) we'll probably have a hung parliament with a minority government in shambles (with soft support from the Tory nutters), presenting the best opportunity for our competitors to fuck us over since WW2, and opening up the state to the worst elements of American vulture capitalism.
As I say, I don't do far-right news sources, and I have not harmed any vegetables to make these predictions.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:15,
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Guardian much?
(FungeSat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 8:51,
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Almost never.
They've been trying to put themselves out of business for at least 25 years, despite having more money than god. They badly need some competent people to step in and run the thing like a newspaper.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:48,
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Thinly disguised promotion
Why BBC, why?
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 13:15,
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April 1st gets earlier every year.
(Covid69Boris variant., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:48,
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Good to hear an authentic asparagus working class voice...
... welcome change from the avocado liberal elite!
Continued on GBN
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:02,
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Ally & Herringesque
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 0:53,
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I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it
his stuff's gone too mainstream and accessible.
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 9:00,
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V Nice tune and vid
Have a great New Year =)
(Sherbs, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 17:49,
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Thank you
All the best to you for this year and beyond
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:42,
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Oh, I like that.
Happy New Year to you too.
(Varmint, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 21:42,
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Thanks for saying
Happy All Year to you
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 5:15,
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Trump Kennedy Center
Apparently South Park writer Toby Morton got there first - sorry Donald.
(strongp, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:39,
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Heh heh
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 11:45,
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Marvelous!!
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 11:48,
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I see they forgot to remove the The from the sign.
(jonbobloves you, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:18,
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I'm assuming that's so they can easily revert it and forget this nonsense.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 7:38,
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And it's still there a year later
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:46,
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"You're changing my composition daily
Oh Cecilia, where I was down on my knees there are happy little trees and a daisy. Please go home"
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 18:13,
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Pretty sure the best she can hope for is a mild circle of hell, theologically speaking.
In reality she's just dead and that's the end of it.
"The content is inspired by his teachings and created solely for educational and motivational purposes"
In other words he did not say this, and this is fucking deceitful AI shit, fuck it and fuck them for pissing on his memory putting their own words in his mouth.
Fuck them
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 7:18,
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I was fooled by another channel doing exactly the same thing recently.
Fucking fuck this AI shithole.
(OctoI ruin everything., Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:16,
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This
But with more swearing
(LP, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:51,
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Let's raise the mood with naff science jokes. (No need for naff AI - enough naff AI creating joke content)
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? - 'Cause they make everything up.
- Why don't Neutrons a cheap date? - Cause they are charge free
OK
- Two cats are on a sloping roof. Which one will slip off first? - The one with the lowest μ
(Varmint, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 20:43,
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Why are churches full of Higgs Bosons?
They are required so you can have mass.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:36,
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What makes an electron a decent cricketeer?
Their spin rate.
(OctoI ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2025, 14:28,
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A mosquito was heard to exclaim:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain". The cause of his sorrow Was para-dichloro Diphenyltrichloroethane.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 16:48,
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A lot of people confuse Einstein’s General and Special Theories of Relativity
General Theory shows how gravity is actually the curvature of four-dimensional spacetime, while his Special Relativity Theory postulates that it is ok to fuck your cousin
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:25,
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Yep
I’ve noticed another trend in the enshitification of the internet, and that’s using actors to fake conflict. Some Karen neighbour or some angry passenger on a flight, they must fool enough people snd get enough eyeballs to justify scripted content
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:40,
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I hate this version of the future.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 9:36,
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I saw an actual film of Feynman (not AI slop)
where he said that a computer will never achieve consciousness, because computers are made of matter.
Well, Mr Feynman, what do you think a brain is made from? Magic Pixie Dust?
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 14:56,
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Well he didn't create AI and he did write 'What I did not create, I can not understand'
so by his own words he did not fully know
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:14,
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Please, no
Unless this was published by his estate, unless it was created directly from his published works, please just NO.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:18,
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Animating an electronic corpse should provoke the same reaction as animating an actual one.
The man was indeed great, but the value of his words is in the intellect behind them. These are not his words.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:32,
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We need a "fuck this" button
(bloid....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:18,
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Agreed.
(OctoI ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:32,
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Good use? Really?
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:33,
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On the whole, any new trends?
How many of these were suggested to people by AI?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 6:37,
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More honesty?
- i.e. more "I stuck this object in my sex hole for sex feelings," and less "I slipped and fell on the object, naked sex hole first."
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 6:44,
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It'll be fun when AI suggestions meet digital printing.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:12,
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Charting would be practical for these top of the non-poops
Maybe a Sgt. Poopers band image each year.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:43,
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"Pliers stuck too"
Ahahahahahaha
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:59,
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A wise man once said
Apparently it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing?
(strongp, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 14:05,
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Wasn't the Brexit campaign about putting arses in government rather than government of arses?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:00,
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(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 16:40,
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I thought it had gone off air years ago
...but I did watch it regularly back in the 90s when it was on Channel 4
(beanolabub, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 17:49,
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That seems to have been their problem,
99% of their audience has been unaware of their continuing existence over the last 30 years.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:38,
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Wow
So many trans people. I had no idea.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 17:54,
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They're have always been their you know
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 18:24,
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Has your post been affected by autocomplete when editing? You may be enbridled to condensation
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 22:14,
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Comment of the year
(dyllonnice beaver., Tue 30 Dec 2025, 9:32,
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Good movie review
Watched it with the kids, classic family caper. I enjoyed this review more
(Sgt. Welt, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:48,
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Is that Mark Kermode?
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 13:37,
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Great review of a great movie, 5 bags of popcorn and a stopwatch (to provide the missing runtime)
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 16:20,
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