IGORRR - ADHD
Mad AI/CGI video for a good track techno/thrash/drum/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit music. Best turned up loud enough to annoy the neighbours :)
Still hasn't found a way out of the Uncanney Valley.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 20:37,
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Well, that's a foot tapper, and no mistake.
Better than a blue cheese and pickle sandwich before bed.
(Varmint, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 20:56,
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London Underground...Live!
Using TFL API's this chap has made a live map over the whole system, can even see the progress of each train and the buildings.
(GloballyRelaxedTunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:28,
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They don't half dawdle.
You'd think they could go at least four times that fast.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:33,
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They're all lazy, fucking, useless cunts
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 16:40,
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I find that if you make it clear that you're not from London
by smiling and being polite (excuse me, please and thank you), that they're generally quite helpful.
(brbtop shit, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 18:21,
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Potential Alan Partridge programme idea
each week a different popular comedian must find their way home from the wilds of the British countryside without map, gps or compass
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 17:41,
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It looks nice on a map.
(brbtop shit, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 18:01,
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Egypt looks like it has a face.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Thu 10 Apr 2025, 22:29,
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Are the non-latin characters Comic Sans?
I want to know if it's as hated around the world, if so.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 22:51,
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unfortunately no...
Comic Sans doesn't have a big set of characters so the rest come from Arial as fallback font
(malevole, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 17:54,
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I've never met anyone in actual real life who appeared to give a shit about the existence of comic sans.
On the internet, though, apparently the world is united in hatred of it. I've always found this disconnect oddly distressing, it's as if people on the internet aren't real.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorykatsu revival trust, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 8:39,
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Both I and a drinking buddy detest CS,
and several years ago we both managed to convince a mutual friend who is a primary school teacher to stop using it for her teaching materials
Of course, I realise I am just an Internet person to you...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 13:40,
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This is typefacism.
You should join the national font.
(Ptortoise, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 15:18,
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Coke Can circle of lifeI made this!
The free range canister of coca cola must find a mate so that the circle of life can continue. We follow him in his search, admire his beautiful red plumage and his inspiring mating dance.
thanks!
i'm sure he does
(crab_bloke), Thu 10 Apr 2025, 23:19,
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Arousing.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 10:06,
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In case you didn’t already know, simbosan
I wasn’t particularly impressed by the books and if I’m honest the internal monologues aren’t going to translate well to the screen, but it’s something to watch I suppose and at least they’re playing it for comedy.
I concur
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:49,
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Ok, that has my attention. Are the books any good?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 14:22,
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Very expensive for the time it takes to read them.
Enjoyable enough, but at times I found them a little difficult to follow.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 17:46,
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Luckily I'm not in the habit of buying books by the kilo.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 20:32,
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More an imperial kinda guy eh?
(dyllonnice beaver., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 7:15,
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Unlike the vikings in greenland
(thanks to the inuits)
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:51,
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Couldn't she have got a photo on location as well, rather that that one where the background was clearly edited in?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 17:59,
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Literally crying with laughter watching that.
The deadpan marketspeak over the absolute mayhem on screen is just sublime.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 10:23,
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It's mad that people are spending so much time looking at the numbers.
The rates could be completely arbitrary and it wouldn't actually change anything.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:11,
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They sort of are.
Trump has imposed an entirely arbitrary 10% tariff on countries with a trade surplus in the US’s favour.
(jonbobloves you, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:43,
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I like the XKCD version
Pointing out your trade surplus with the local pizza take-away. What do they ever buy from you? Amirite? Makesyoufinkinit.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 12:30,
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I find his use of “Asterix” gauling.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 23:29,
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haha! This is the best pun I've heard all week!
(SimianKidinternet faffer, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:44,
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The jumping looks like an expensive trick to get right.
..In terms of money, time, and human life. Seems silly because we already have horses. The video suggests the purpose of these robot horses is purely recreational. Seems like a massive waste of resources when there's an ecosystem to save, diseases to cure and a solar system to explore.
(brbtop shit, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:29,
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I’ve little love for horse riding.
But horses at least can recharge themselves wherever there’s grass. As for the rest, Kawasaki is big enough to do more than one thing, and it’s not like a concept video takes much in the way of resources.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the project is more about designing systems that will end up in other things. Perhaps in their military division. After all, BigDog started as a pack animal for soldiers in uneven terrain, and the idea of mechanised cavalry appeals to my sense of whimsy.
(jonbobloves you, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:40,
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Some shortcomings of quadrupedal locomotion wrt mechanised infantry are highlighted in this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnl9ffCfrsc
(brbtop shit, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 23:33,
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I think you've fucked that up
(sticklebrlckslink in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 18:47,
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you've really made a horrible mess of that one
(ProjectWeaselThe Bird is the Word, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 19:18,
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Yeah, sorry team. Sue me.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:26,
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A quick check of the interwebs
Shows some CG videos of the concept but nothing real I can find.
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 19:22,
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doo dah, doo dah
(sticklebrlckslink in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:38,
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Haha
Wasn't there a Camptown Ladies newspaper headline thingy going on here some years ago?
(Mex3=mememe, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 22:48,
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Options:
1. This is some tremendous fuck-up by some over-promoted fucktards. 2. This is a deliberate strategy by some dangerous fuckheads. 3. Yes.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 22:05,
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It's basically a game of economic Chicken.
The tariffs aren't intended to be in place long (or even medium) term. The problem is that Trump is hedging his bets on China swerving out of the way first.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 19:09,
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I don't get what he's trying to achieve though.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:09,
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Stock market manipulation to make money
(dyllonnice beaver., Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:34,
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Well well wellity well well well www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrggqydxv5o If only I'd known the timing of the announcement i could have made a killing. I wonder if anyone did and did.
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:48,
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I bought a few grands' worth of Amazon and Google shares just before the announcement.
Figured they couldn't get much lower, and they're both reasonably safe investments.
Not going to retire early on the proceeds, but a nice little discount nonetheless.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:33,
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He probably thinks the world is still on the gold standard.
(jonbobloves you, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 20:41,
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Well, to play Devil's Advocate a little:
The previous US trade deals arguably weren't really favourable to the US (depending on who you ask). Their average external tariff worked out at something like 3.5% whilst some of their export partners were imposing 4-5 times that rate on their imports of North-American goods. America's over reliance on imports has also been partially responsible for the substantial drop off in US domestic manufacturing which is sitting about 40% lower than it was at the beginning of the '80s.
I suspect that Trump genuinely believes that significantly increasing the cost of goods coming into America will force more companies to set up shop domestically and bolster production/employment rates in the USA. It won't. But he thinks it will.
I don't think for a second this is his brainchild, though. I'm fully convinced that this whole thing is a distraction/diversion for something far more sinister. Trump clearly isn't the brightest, and somebody whispering in his ear that these new tariffs will cement him in history as America's greatest economic hero is all he needs to hear to start throwing numbers around, confident that he's holding all the cards.
The firing of Timothy Haugh has all been swept under the rug by the last few days' economic hysteria and deserves far more scrutiny than the short-term disruption caused by completely unsustainable import taxes.
(Huw Edwards#notalljews, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 7:52,
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Fewer have seen my teeny little super guy.
(DerKommissarLook how much fun we're having!, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 22:38,
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Village Cooking Channel
Shouty enthusiastic chaps in India prepare turkey soup. Extra shouty grandad gives the recipe. They end up by feeding the elderly/ unfortunates in the community. I've been becoming addicted to their videos.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 10:47,
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That sound at 8m18s would be me going to the toilet immediately after eating this.
If I actually made it in time.
The shoutiness is the winning element of this vid, for certain.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:43,
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Bet that tastes amazing
But yeah, the smiley shouting is what really sells it!
(LP, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 12:06,
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Eating soup with hands
fair play, must have fingers of asbestos!
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 9:26,
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I pity those who don't go through a Young One's phase.
For me it was motorcycles in the living room with car battery Christmas tree lights.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 22:39,
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You can't fool me, this is another car video.
(brbtop shit, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 22:01,
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Quote: "That is beyond hilarious!"
(Invisible Wizard- 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:12,
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They're boxy but safe
(antmulderFlick your icefloss, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:42,
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Just don't step on it.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 12:46,
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How does he do it?
24 years old with his own place, a girlfriend, a car and all the Lego he can eat.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 7 Apr 2025, 14:09,
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