I Am Bezos
This site shows you in real time how much you would earn if you were Jeff Bezos and you can switch it to an average American or other rich fuckers.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:58, Reply)
that did take real time to calculate
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 13:04,
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Wisconsin police shoot unarmed black dude
Graphic shooting.
Happened yesterday, 23rd. Witnesses say the man was breaking up a fight between two girls, and was shot when going to his car to get his children.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 12:42, Reply)
Would you normally approach the driver's side to retrieve your children?
He also appears to be carrying a knife. Considering US Law Enforcement's reputation for being a little on the trigger happy side, perhaps he should have dropped the knife and stopped moving when the Officers told him to? He seemed to have plenty of warning.
He also appears to reach down to grab something from the door cubby/floor of the driver's side just before he's shot. But never mind that, eh? He's clearly an innocent angel who would never dream of keeping a gun in his car.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 12:58, Reply)
There's always a good reason for shooting people who are black, isn't there?
You're sick in the head, Mistah Privatez.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 13:54,
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No.
But there seems to be a reasonable amount of justification for shooting this particular fuckwit.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:05, Reply)
There is no justification for shooting a father in front of his children at point blank range 7 times in the back .
Not even the mafia would be so sick.
Soz. Got a bit snowflakey there.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:10,
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So, if he was reaching for a firearm, the police shouldn't shoot him because children are watching?
Once in the back of the head would have been sufficient. But his back is far easier to hit, and seven shots should be plenty to ensure he doesn't continue to reach for his weapon and proceed to discharge it into one of the Officers/children.
But God forbid the police shoot a known felon with previous convictions for concealing weapons in his car, after repeatedly telling said fuckwit to stop moving to the vehicle, right?
This is nothing but another excuse for a bunch of fucking morons to riot.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:14, Reply)
Should the police shoot people at point blank range 7 times in the back at all?
Should armed police turn up to a domestic dispute and start threatening to kill people?
Soz for being a cunt about it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:23,
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All police in the USA (as far as I know) are armed.
Should police turn up to a domestic dispute? Yes. Particularly if it has spilled out onto the street and somebody with a history of violent domestic disputes (this dude) happens to be there.
Should they threaten to shoot somebody if they don't comply with their instructions? Yes.
The fuck should I have empathy with this cunt for? If an armed Officer tells me to stop moving, I'm going to stop fucking moving.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:38, Reply)
It'd be funny if you got Parkinsons and were shot for not freezing because of it.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:42, Reply)
If someone is brandishing a gun and pointing it at people and in assessing the situation, the police think that they're going to shoot....then deadly force is fair game.
From that video, it doesn't look like the situation has escalated to the stage that shoot to kill is justified. Difficult to tell as we can't see what's in the car.
I would like to think that police don't kill people unnecessarily, but since watching one kneel on an unarmed man's neck until he died a few weeks ago, I'm less certain.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 14:47, Reply)
If it turns out he was reaching for a weapon, would you say the use of force was justified, though?
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:07, Reply)
he'd barely got the door open before the copper was blazing away,
Is getting into your car after being told to stop grounds for execution?
You're right that there might be circumstances we don't know about that happened before the video started, maybe he was threatening to get his gun and shoot the other woman. But on the face of this vid alone it seems disproportionate. Cars are left hand drive in the states, so he wasnt going for the glove compartment at least. Maybe he was planing to drive off?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:57,
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If you look at the link I posted further up
He's previously been convicted of concealing firearms behind/under the driver's seat of his car.
In the video Sock posted, just before the Police Officer fires, you can see Mr Blake suddenly reach for something at floor level. It's quick, but there's definitely a direct movement made.
Is it completely beyond possibility that he was reaching for a weapon? Or that the Officer had reasonable suspicion to believe he was?
If an Officer draws his weapon and tells you to keep your hands raised, you wouldn't suddenly reach into your pocket, would you? Because you might get shot. I don't see how this is any different. He was repeatedly told to stop moving. He wasn't shot until he reached for something in his vehicle. If you were going to keep a concealed weapon handy in your car, you'd probably keep it somewhere within easy reach of the driver's seat. Like the door cubby.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:04, Reply)
if you look at the video his body only lowered down after he was shot, probably as his shattered spine were stopping sending nerve impulses to his back muscles
Shooting someone in the back who might or might not be attempting to locate a weapon seems a pretty low threshold for executing them, even if they are ignoring your orders. I don't know about prior convictions, didn't see a mention of them on any news articles or the police statements they gave after. Sure it's not just some claim you read on social media? From witnesses it sounds like he was trying to break up a domestic fight with his family all there, so it seems unlikely he was planning to start shooting at police
{edit} so he has some pending charges for domestic, but no weapons charges
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:16,
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racinecountyeye.com/police-k9-dozer-helps-subdue-man-who-pulled-gun-at-bar/?fbclid=IwAR2sJUHqIAUaZqEvzW_Anfx24M_QzhEpYEQafEsub3iUaYhhikVidND8fTg
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:25, Reply)
well, this does add to the threat, I concede.
I did put the caveat that my reading was on the video alone, you seem to be quite well informed on the background, and they are good sources
I guess they'll find out in the enquiry, if he didn't end up having a gun in the car they'll be in hot water
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:35,
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That's a big "if" there my friend
In fact, he was unarmed and didn't own any guns or weapons : abcn.ws/3gk0xYM
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:05, Reply)
Of course he doesn't legally own any weapons.
He's a convicted felon. That doesn't mean he wasn't in possession of one, though.
He's also facing numerous Domestic Abuse charges. Which explains why the Fiancé was so quick to jump to his defence. Google Trauma Bonding, if you're not familiar with the phenomenon.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:11, Reply)
So shoot all convicted felons, is that it ?
"Convicted felon" doesn't mean he WAS in possession of a weapon either...
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:27, Reply)
No, but if he was reaching for one, or appeared to be reaching for one after being told repeatedly to stop moving
I reckon the Officers are within their rights to neutralise the threat however they see fit. They had already deployed a taser that had failed, how else should they have resolved the situation? Ask him nicely one more time to stop reaching into his vehicle? Say please?
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:33, Reply)
7 shots at point blank range with his back turned.
Why have you been investigating the shady past of the victim rather than the shady past of the inept/monstrous person who tried to kill him?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 17:43,
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get a room you two
stop dancing around the fire, spit it out and get down to the nitty gritty
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 17:52,
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Re: gun or no gun
This vid is interesting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckz7EmDxhtU
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:39, Reply)
is there where you think police murdering somebody is justified if you can establish they're not a nice person
I think you need more than suspicion they MIGHT be opening their car door with the intention of locating a weapon before you shoot them seven timed in the back . I think you need a reasonable imminent threat. They hadn't been called to robbery, there was two unarmed women fighting in a domestic dispute, not the kind of thing you'd be expecting a shootout.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:31,
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Your Honor, the accussed is not nice.
Ok, i've heard enough, to the gallows with him.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2020, 21:19, Reply)
Thanks
I was beginning to think nobody here had my level of common sense of reality in a dangerous situation. I guess there are two of us here.
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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:50,
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Three
US cops aren't Bruce Willis. They're poorly trained, and shit scared, probably have a family at home and have to make life-or-death insta-decisions. If you're resisting and prancing around reaching for things, you're going to get fucking shot.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 24 Aug 2020, 18:18,
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I haven't spent any time in deprived areas of the States. Certainly no more than you've spent in deprived areas of the UK.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 24 Aug 2020, 18:56,
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I preferred the cops in Brazil, who don't discriminate on anyone for the skin colour as long as you're prepared to pay their bribe
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 6:15,
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Well I picked the wrong day to come back, didn't I?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 20:13,
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Nowadays, it wouldn’t matter much which day you picked.
But welcome back.
Also: you’re on fire.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 20:30, Reply)
was it the jaywalking?
I got pulled over in louisiana once, thought I might have been speeding. I got out of the van and the cop pulled a gun on me and yelled at me to put my hands on the bonnet. Freaked me out a bit, not really the sort of thing that happens in England or Australia. They do seem quite trigger happy.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:48,
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Why
would you exit the vehicle without being ordered to?
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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:51,
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I was used to living in a country where they don't shoot you
and you can get out and have a conversation and try and weasel out of the fine, as I'd done quite a few times before in Australia (though having said that Australia's become more like the US recently, and I think they now want you to stay in your car). I also had a lot of drugs in the van so I wasn't keen on them coming over
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:02,
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I did the same
thinking it was the polite thing to do. I only had two cops pointing their handguns at me. Disclosure: I look like the casting for the part of a flower child.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 23:05,
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Seven times?
At a range of 1 to 2 feet?
Seven times?
There's no excuse for this. What so ever.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 23:24,
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"Did I fire six shots or did I fire seven. in all the excitement, I clean forgot"
"Now the question to ask yourself is: "do I feel lucky?".
Well do you, punk? ...punk? Aww crap. Jerry, get the plant, I'll put his fingerprints on it"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 6:24,
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How many shots do you feel is sufficient to ensure the assailant stops reaching for a weapon and is no longer a threat?
One? Three?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 7:16, Reply)
getting shot in the back once might give you pause for thought
having a hole ripped through your lungs, turning them into a gurgling blood frothy mess gasping for life tends to make most people lose track over what they were looking for, but I guess he really needed to have his spleen, duodenum and liver burst and his spinal cord severed to really reconsider having a fossick around
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 7:30,
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So once would have been sufficient in this case to remove any threat of the bloke grabbing a gun and turning it on his children or the Officer?
www.ajc.com/news/national/here-why-police-don-shoot-wound-the-case-deadly-force/IV4ohtIm6r8FaEMj78u1bO/
(, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 9:03, Reply)
"turning it on his children or the Officer"
so you admit you have no idea of his intentions. that they could have been anything including "go sit in his car for a bit and listen to Sepultura because of all these crazy women doing his head in"
And " ensure the assailant stops reaching for a weapon" is a much nicer way of saying the "making sure the man getting into his car is totally fubared"
The link you gave, while it might be protocol for US cops, describes examples where the officers are actually being threatened with weapons, not "maybe he's going fish one out of his car so I better execute him just in case"
Again, you seem to know more details. if he actually said he was getting a gun, then that's a fair justification. That he actually had some weapons charges, I think it puts it into the debatable pending enquiry category on whether it was justified. But the fact it's getting looked at all is because of both being on film and the BLM protests. ones with far less justification almost never resulted in even a caution before this. It took a week of protest to change their mind and investigate the Floyd killing, one that ended up with adverse findings against the officers involved when looked at by an independent coroner.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 10:46,
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Bullshit that this was in anyway justified.
Any way you turn it, you don't execute people because they "might".
The officer's gun is aimed, safety off, bullet in chamber, slack out of trigger - instead of panicking and shouting like a loon.
Then wait to see if he is getting his wallet or a Glock.
No way in fucking world that dude can get a gun out, chamber a round, remove safety, raise his arm, aim and fire before a trained person can get 2 or 3 well aimed shot to the centre of mass.
Even if that dude is a Navy Seal/Jacky Chan/Ninja he is done for.
This is real life, not movies or a video game.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 12:48, Reply)
So, if you were that Police Officer, how would you have handled things differently?
Assuming that the bloke was reaching for a weapon.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 15:01, Reply)
"ullo, ullo, ullo. what's all this then? Thinking of doing a bit of shooting, are we? Right. You're nicked"
"it's a fair cop, gov"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 15:13,
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Half arsed trained I would have.
Btw, I work with stuff that could kill me or my colleagues in an instant as fast as a Glock most everyday.
Watching out for your life and your mates all day everyday is tiring and frustrating - I get it.
I've worked in war zones too, I get it too.
Shooting out the 180 bar hydraulics or the 3000V supply would save my life and be quick.
But we don't, so we train, drill, watch out and do our job properly and debrief.
Doing worse than that cop is hardly possible, he killed a man through sheer incompetence.
Fuckwits like that should not have more responsibility than a damp cloth to clean tables, so the real pros can take orders and serve.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2020, 21:47, Reply)
One day I really hope they sort their "armed-citizens" thing out.
If UK police had a credible risk of every nutter they arrested pulling a handgun on them they'd probably kill a lot more people too.
If they can ever persuade Americans to drop gun-ownership from their national identity, then maybe they could have a country instead of a fucking shooting gallery.
Nice infographic showing the extent of US gun laws state-by-state (from 2013)
www.theguardian.com/world/interactive/2013/jan/15/gun-laws-united-states
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Aug 2020, 10:39,
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Kidstrike!
I made this!
I did a video for a song by Jim Bob (Carter USM)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 10:49,
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One of my favourite memories...
...is when Fruitbat tackled Phillip Schofield to the ground at the Smash Hits awards.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 23:40,
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Brilliant
loads of references to the CUSM days - 50-something, chaos and delay on the underground, stinking world, etc.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:28,
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Hello.
I've not posted here in ages, but it's my candleday, so I thought I'd show my face. Have something suitably incendiary.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 8:49,
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Happy candles you deserter
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 8:55,
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I may.
Well, I mean: I'm replying to this, aren't I?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 11:55,
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Happy Deathsticks!
This video is like if Ghost happened in the 60's.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Aug 2020, 16:06,
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Keep pea roasting
I can't get enough of Belarusian post-punk toskawave synth-pop Molchat Doma
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 18:54,
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Been a lot of peas recently
But good ones.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 21:45,
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Best scene from Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines!
I already told you once
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 23:09,
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Jim Henson
I've just realised that with everything else going on, I missed the 30th anniversary of Henson's death. 30 years since this TV special made me cry uncontrollably.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:47,
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not funnier than you certainly
but that's because you're a fucking joke lolol
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 0:18, Reply)
If you want real heartbreak
Listen to Big Bird singing it's not easy being green.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 1:54, Reply)
The ratio of dead to living for the original Muppet performers
Is getting close to “Dad’s Army” proportions nowadays.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 13:16,
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honest question has b3ta split into separate board citizens?
or is /talk just so tediously toxic nobody from other boards visits it?
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:42, Reply)
Just had a look
it didn't seem toxic, just tedious.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:59,
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are you talking about his jap's eye?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 1:59,
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But you are tedious
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 15:34,
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i'm trying to bring the vitriol back
but their middle-aged mellow slowdown is rubbing off on me.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 11:04, Reply)
What an eggciting video
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:01,
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We should gather egg jokes and put them on a record
We could call it the egg joke albumen
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:52,
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i only know what albumen is because of Bob Mortimer on WILTU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfawvs5PouA
bob is a national treasure
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DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME HAVE MY DINNER MONEY!
I'm already fluent
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 1:20,
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Attempted Dirty Dancing
I miss live comedy. Especially for moments of madness like this.
Plenty of comedians have been posting clips of themselves during lockdown but Sully O'Sullivan has just posted an old clip of his most ignoble moment.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 21:01,
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classic
!how the hell he didn't get hurt!!
"sorry haven't seen the film" lol
very good, need to catch up on Sully O'Sulivans work
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 21:11, Reply)
He *did* get hurt.
Doctor theatre made him push through and finish his act.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:27,
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google told me to watch this as well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnTNn0ebv1c
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 21:48, Reply)
Ha! Fuck yeah!
About ten years ago I was in a bar in Chorlton, with an awesome comedy line-up, and Sully did this routine when an angry lady shouted at him for being racist. It didn't go well for her.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 22:26,
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I went to see Bobcat Goldthwaite once, I reckon about 25 years ago at a small standup venue in Melbourne
People were having their meals, and bobcat decided to jump on one of the tables from the stage, which went ok. But then attempted to jump to another table and fell, sending the table, dinners and wine glasses all crashing sideways to the floor and some of it into the woman's lap. I was baked like a christmas ham, fond of bucket bongs in those days, and almost had a stitch laughing so hard. His act was pretty good too, I vaguely recall, but nothing could top that kind of slapstick
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 1:53,
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900 TFL Live Cameras On Random.....
Bonus points for pressing fast fwd and humming Yakkity Sax...
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GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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The Battle of Lil' Slugger, but every odd beat plays twice
I made this!
I'm still drunk with power on this whole beat edits thing, so I took one of my favourite bits of video game music and put it into 6/8. Kinda.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 16:45, Reply)
Sing along with the karaoke classic "Come Over" by Ruth Carr.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 16:34,
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fuck
need mind bleach
why did she have to take her top off
Mods!!! needs to be tagged as NSFW
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Genesis P-Orridge's finest work.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 10:39,
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Stuff with oil and water and alcohol
Pretty stuff and you can do it easily at home (they say).
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 13:22,
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For that Barbarella / Flash Gordon / Early Pink Floyd concert experience...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 15:05,
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Time Out magazine's 100 best party songs - "guaranteed floorfillers"
I was following down some wikipedia rabbithole, reading about Lady Miss Kier losing lawsuit against sega, when I found this. Thought I'd post for its shitness.
Imagine you're at a dance party, and the DJ leads with this set list:
‘Everywhere’ – Fleetwood Mac (their number 4)
‘Brown Eyed Girl’ – Van Morrison
‘This Charming Man’ – The Smiths
hey, at least some morrisey fan shoegazers are dancing, so it's time to drop some....
‘You Can Call Me Al’ – Paul Simon
‘Sweet Child o' Mine’ – Guns N' Roses
‘Fancy’ – Iggy Azalea
I don't know if they make eccys strong enough
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 1:15,
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Having done a very few pro, non-genre DJ spots
- these are exactly the kind of thing that you have to have in your collection to please the cloth-eared nincompoop crowd.
If you have the luxury of playing at a genre club or event, then you can be more creative in your playlists - but playing a wedding? You'd better have the fucking Birdy Song.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 8:34,
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as a retired DJ I concur with this statement
You must also carry at least one Nolans album and a shed load of Abba.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 14:04,
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Good god the fucking abba
I used to play student nights in the late 90s - we took requests (because students, in the 90s) and in a 2hr set I’d get at least half a dozen requests for dancing queen. Any attempt to explain we played it 5 minutes ago was met with wailing and gnashing if teeth that could only be placated with Waterloo.
To this day I can’t fucking stand abba.
Or chumbafuckingwamba
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LP, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 20:59,
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No idea. You can sing it all day long.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 9:38,
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They mostly seem good pop songs
that have been so overplayed that you never want to hear them again.
I'd enjoy going to a night that played the b-side from every one of them.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 10:15,
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I don't doubt that these were all pop songs of variable success, but the "guaranteed floorfillers" suggests these are song that people particularly like to dance to
you watch as you put on "fancy" as people stand around awkwardly wondering how to dance to a song with a nonrhythmic sparse bass line, no beat, and a long rap bridge in the middle of the song. Graceland was good album, but a party album to get people up and dancing? not quite, more for listening to on a long drive. ditto brown eyed girl with its time changes. Dancing queen is a floor filler because it's easy to dance to, catchy hook to a disco beat. Anyway, it's just some internet fodder article, but i reckon there's crap choices in there by any criteria
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 2:29,
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I've got a list of my favourite 100 party songs
but they're all really obscure, and you've probably never heard of them.
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I'm a little busy right now, but do you think you could post your list in its entirety a bit later on?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 16:59,
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Oof
No chance, at least two of these have incurred the ban hammer at our place.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 10:00,
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彼女の胸は富士山のようです
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 1:30,
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Shakira recognised that danger nearly 20 years ago
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 9:30,
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Quite remarkable!
Fair play to her, she knows how to exploit her assets, as her channel clearly shows. This particular instructional video must be the finest demonstration of how close to catastrophic failure modern fabrics can be, without actually failing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8CB9hPTR8
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Varmint, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 14:28,
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Came for the tits, stayed for the structural integrity and tensile strength of fabric demonstration just doesnt have the same ring to it.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 15:38, Reply)
Crikey!
*drops monocle*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 16:12,
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Materials science at it's most compelling, boing!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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I'd like to see
a Rorschach test with the ink, paper and some kind of blotter.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 19:01, Reply)
How to be sociable and carve meat
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 21:48,
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Shameless plug, but please enter my competition!
I made this!
Competition link here:
gleam.io/xTuXM/ministry-of-geeks-headset-game-giveaway
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 20:38,
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Secret code is "SORRYVENOM"
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 21:10,
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Is that an industry standard headphone testing hat you're wearing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 23:57,
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Hasn't had time to check, too busy completing the mandatory health and safety course for youtubers*
*course material and test available from youtube at a low, low price
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That's a "my hair always looks shit" hat.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 9:37,
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Do you always wear a hat over your ears to test headphones?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 24 Aug 2020, 13:59,
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For the sake of thumbnails
Yes.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 26 Aug 2020, 12:07,
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Reminds me of
a phallus made from a clear hard substance
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 20:31,
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ooh so links is full of separatist wankstains?
i'm literally hitler. i don't have any real friends!
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Really? I know a few people that are really fond of Hitler.
Not Brb, though.
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i heard brb was on holiday in the amazon
seeking out uncontacted tribes to moan at
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Eva Braun was quite keen on him, and his mother spoke very highly of him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 17:10,
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If this isn't the work of Cyriak ...
Who else could be that hatstand radio-rental?
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 8:48,
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It's on Cyriak's YT channel, so that's a clue
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 9:59,
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Now how's the giant anteater meant to wear a mask?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 16:04,
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old skool
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 16:35,
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Not sure it will leave much space for the herbs, straw and spices
And nearly all giant anteaters are mask deniers. Other species, like the tamandua, are less anti science.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 17:16,
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The plague was spread
by siberian hamsters, wasn't it?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 17:12,
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yes, but only via sexual transmission
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 0:25,
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Zoonotic reservoirs then.
Well that’s us fucked.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 17:16,
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Colombian donkey botherers need to be extra careful now,
no kissing for a start.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 21:07,
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Tenet
Why am I reminded of that Red Dwarf episode?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 8:45,
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No idea, though that had more to do with the music putting me off watching the trailer for very long.
Only got as far as the bullets.
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With you on the music
I saw a trailer at the cinema a few months ago and it looked pretty good, but I don't recall any of the time moving backwards stuff - that's putting me right off it.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 10:02,
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Fuck... that music
Yeah nah, won't be watching that
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 11:46,
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Old people don't half watch more shite.
This is supposed to get people into cinemas? Fuck that.
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Review and a bit of an explanation here:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53862695
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Varmint, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 10:23,
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This bit make me think of old Shaw Brothers movies for some reason (apart from the car chases)
"There are car chases in which The Protagonist is going forwards when all else is in reverse, fist fights that take place over millennia but happen in the same time and space, and bullets that seal rather than penetrate."
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I give that trailer a Tenet of ten!
Not really. I just needed an excuse to make that pun.
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I lasted until 2:01 before the autotuned rapping(!) became completely intolerable.
This film can go fuck itself.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 14:04,
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I have a mental block against kenneth brannagh
just cannot watch him for some reason
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It's because he's a bellend.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 16:57,
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Time going backwards, entropy says nope.
Unrelated, covid-19 strikes a blow for taste
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-53873271
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 22 Aug 2020, 15:18,
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shitting must be fun in reverse time.
Pull down your pants next to a big bowl of turds thinking, "right, which one of you is coming up in here first?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 0:22,
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That's funny, I had the exact same thought the last time I was at the Blue Corner Sauna.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 4:42,
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That is one of the only Red Dwarf episodes that I remember watching.
Also, I’m slowly coming round to this music, but only when it’s part of a film. I loathed Post Malone’s output until I saw Spiderverse, and now I can just about listen to that song, whilst still loathing his other stuff. Baby steps, yeah?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 10:17,
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I still think What's up Danger is the only interesting song on that soundtrack
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Aug 2020, 12:11,
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