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This is a link post construction of an old bridge
looks like it could have be used in the Game of Thrones title sequence

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait for this game to be released!

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get to walk over that this year, thanks to COVID-19 :(

(, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Its construction started in 1357 under the auspices of King Charles IV, and finished in the beginning of the 15th century.
43 fucking years!!
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Bots for your butt
Buttbots?

All-terrain microrobot flips through a live colon


(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post is it trying to coax the hamster out?

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the project code name:
H.A.M.ST.E.R.

Human Arsehole Mechanical STirrer and Evacuation Robot
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post bot bots, surely?

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bumbot wars
Three... Two... One

Craptivate!
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to play this game.
Is it on Steam?
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just realised that
it's reminding me of the thing in Jet Set Willy's Bathroom.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of.
I think there’s a barium enema level in Puddle.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more spinning blades.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Knock the sweetcorn into the appendix for 1000pts.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Chasing out the Bumskulls
(one of the better early Viz strips)
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They put robots into my bottom
I can hear them flipping at night.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Sleeps in a rotating electromagnetic field.

(, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post I don't know if I have to apologise for Reddit link
but I will anyway....apologies for Reddit link

r/reallifedoodles - Australian Kettle Genie


(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 3:00, Reply)
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hahaha very funny,

some of this persons other videos are extremely funny as well
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
this has loads of similar clips

www.reddit.com/user/ShadowCotton/
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, fuck it, let's all go hang out on reddit
Maybe set up an r/b3ta subreddit or something.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post reddit is cancer
they made directly linking to videos hosted by reddit impossible. and they tried to kill b3ta. cunts.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's The™ Front™ Page™ Of™ The™ Internet™!™
When did they try to kill b3ta? It rings the vaguest of tiny bells.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I missed this war!!
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbQIAp2QAUg
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post these a great for a showpiece or for the kids to play with
but as an amateur chess player, I don't want to waste any brainpower remembering what piece the mutant bear was again. keeping them generic as possible helps to assess the board and plan out my moves until I lose to a player that's bothered to learn the openings
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post A fascinating insight into the machinations of your incisive and analytical mind.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess sarcasm is a step up from calling b3tans "moronic imbecilic fucktards who make things a thousand time worse"
let me try it:
you really came across as a voice of maturity with your response to the Biden video, prufrock, and not at all like some hysterical teenage troll with opinions to match
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thus spake the voice of the b3tans.
As for your attempt at sarcasm: the second half of the sentence hammers your invective home so hard it’s like a signpost the size of a football pitch. You might as well as screamed NOT! I guess subtlety isn’t your strong suit.

Also, the fact that you deliberately misquote me, while using quotation marks, and completely misconstrue the sense of what I said, sheds some light on your intellectual mendacity.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you seem fairly triggered, prufrock, this was a just a post about chess pieces
perhaps you think insulting me here somehow makes up for your insulting hysterical posts below. I'd suggest having a cup of tea and stepping away from the keyboard might be a more sensible approach than compounding this view about yourself
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shut up.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post posting here is like visiting thailand
it's fun, but you do have to deal with annoying little whining mosquitoes
(, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well look who it is trying to start an argument in the middle of the night.
This doesn’t look like desperate attention-seeking at all.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well someone had to fill the void left by Mr Penis

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a void that needs filling with a penis.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i tend to agree
but this set looks easier to get used to than some.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I lived in a flat where all we had was a Simpsons chess set
it did my head in, thinking if I can get good position with my barts on the right side it'll free up my black krusty to put pressure on his marge
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post LACIST

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure filth
I've never heard it called that before etc.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I would find the cock-ring-as-bishop a bit distracting.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:13, Reply)
This is a link post Yoko Ono performs the theme from The Good Life
(then I play Mind Train for the thousandth time)

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post unforgettable
unfortunately:
b3ta.com/links/Yoko_Ono_Sings_The_Theme_Tune_To_the_Good_Life
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops GC said no.
And now I am screaming like Yoko with shame and embarrassment.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think your heading was more accurate. "sings" is pushing it a bit

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you and your churlish western notions of just intonation.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I enjoyed that

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post The Honourable Game of Knur and Spell (1972)
I really enjoyed this insight into 1970s Yorkshire life. Plus accents.

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This is a normal post You're not from round these parts.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd like to be.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs or cats?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:15, Reply)
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Had a cat with no name for many years, although 'pss-pss' and 'ch-ch-ch' became de facto names I guess.

Dogs, nah.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.
Well, make yourself at home.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:24, Reply)
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Thanks
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent choice, my latest cat is called pusspuss out of sheer lack of interest in names.
Welcome
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That youtube channel owner is an arsehole.
Nicking clips from www.bbc.co.uk/archive/ and then monetizing them on youtube.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:23, Reply)
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Ah, I didn't know that. That's where it popped up on BBC Archive. www.bbc.co.uk/archive/the-honourable-game-of-knur-and-spell/z4jrhbk
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like
Eric Idle is the narrator.....comedy skit?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think it is Idle, possibly someone who did pieces for nationwide.
/ed didn't realise the bbc archives linked back to programme details, there's a clip on yt called let's go nationwide that shows most of the presenters and duck orgasms
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wrong
the gentleman is Charles Eade. Still sounds a lot like Eric Idle though........
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post not Eade
going by this
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post can't beat a game of....
../checks notes/.... Nipsy.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
Been looking for these for a while.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing this made me look up the woman who played Tripitaka
turns out she died from Leukemia in 1985 aged 27.

That gave me a sad.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Just released on blu-ray
The whole remastered set appeared on Amazon a few days ago.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Chinchillas sound pretty cool.
Just don't fuck with Bitcoin.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HaC

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Those Chincillas are presumably rather valuable.
They might be sitting on a gold mine.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Working on a low budget science fiction short film I made this!
Did a few test shots for a craft in space, following researching the techniques that went into 2001: A Space Odyssey's Blue Danube sequence as much as I could.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Are you going to try to mix in any 2 dimensional photographs?
Once you know some of the satellites are 2D, you try to pick them out, but there are plenty of “not sure”s.
youtu.be/0ZoSYsNADtY
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Still looks remarkable. All done on an animation stand.
Also, I only learned through recent reading (haven’t read the novel) that the satellites are actually supposed to be orbiting military nuclear weapon installations. Which makes the cut from the bone (earliest weapon?) so much more profound. You can see the nation flags in the surface detailing. Apparently in the original scripted voiceover for the sequence it was more than implied, but Kubrick went with silence/music instead. I’m told the novel states it directly.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and the Starchild remotely detonates them too
It’s a shame what happened to the space station prop as well.
www.refocusedmedia.com/post/115334062660/rare-look-at-an-abandoned-space-station-v-prop
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, tragic
Kubrick was such a mad bastard
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It might seem like I’m doing the film down, I’m not...
Just I’ve read quite a lot of stuff about it. (I bought Jerome Agel’s book twice since the first one fell apart eventually)
The cut between different era weapons had been done before
A Canterbury Tale in 1944, jump to 3 minutes in - a falcon turns into a spitfire.
youtu.be/1rFWlT5gdgw
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, amazing
He was a perfectionist and unparalleled craftsman, but you can usually find the influence for most creative decisions somewhere far back enough
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post I missed my B3taDay about a month back...
...and the Prince link below got me in a guitar mood.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What you morons can’t understand is that this imbecilic attempt to suppress the story has made it a thousand times bigger than it otherwise would have been. Fucktards.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Whom are you addressing?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You morons, you moron!
Or possibly just fucktards.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though, who was he talking to?
There was no suggestion anywhere that anybody didn't know what he was getting at, until it spewed angrily out of his keyboard.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume it was people who like Biden in general,
and possibly benny in particular. Not exactly sure.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Avid Trump supporter just so happens to
"find email on water damaged PC brought into his PC shop for repair"? Do you mean that made up story?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post stop, don't make it a thousand times worse by denying it happened, you imbecilic fucktard!

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 4/20 was an inside job

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bush did 7/11!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post In other words, the Streisand effect

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. A point lost on the slower children.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post not really the same thing
the streisand effect and superinjunctions were about preventing information from going public, such as barb's house location or footballer's infidelities. this hunter biden post was already a story in a high circulation murdoch rag.
What was effective in the 2016 election was the placing of bullshit lies in front of people (targeted using big data sets of firms like Cambridge Analytica) who rely mostly on facebook (and now twitter) for their news, who in the absence of any critical analysis believed them. So these people were actively targeted to get the NYPost article in front of their eyeballs using facebook by using fb paid advertising model, which was one of the motivation for the ban. Facebook and twitter doing blanket bans on such bullshit limits that impact, which is why conservatives are bleating about cutting off what was an effective dirty trick. Sure, because of the controversy of banning, some people who didn't know about the original story may hear that it's been banned, but even that's not guaranteed as many of the people targeted don't read traditional news that discusses the banning. And crucially, though it may feed into the conspiracy theorist "all media is against trump" mindset, those that hear about the ban and the story will also now be aware that it's credibility has been challenged, something that wasn't done in 2016. As I said below, if it really was some killer blow against Biden maybe the ban would be counterproductive to his chances, though I'd still say bullshit lies should be policed whichever side it comes from
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a long winded cunt.

(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post aww, the little boy is upset and angry
his mummy says it's not little prufock's fault, he has ADD and this is how he expresses himself around adults
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In 2020 you can use it sensu lato
"The Streisand effect is a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information, often via the Internet."

I suggested the term as a succinct alternative to a robust comment
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough, though these modern coinages do tend to semantically broaden themselves, a bit like someone yesterday on links calling some trailertrash racist a "karen"
I was more making the case that the consequences wouldn't be that bad, and I think that's been evidenced by it mostly falling off the news cycle today, not even the trump camp seems to show much energy in pushing it
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, terms tend to lose their distinction
which would be a real shame in the case of Karen
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Boring.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of a storm in a teacup
the kind of conspiracy theorist who believe this nonsense will believe it whether twitter blocks it or not. Can't see "we just happened to find an abandoned harddrive that had an email that said hunter biden wanted to set up a meeting with an energy company exec and his dad" having some big impact on the election. Your average punter probably doesn't even understand what the accusation is. but good on twitter and facebook for making minor efforts to stem the tide of bullshit, it's a start I suppose
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but Hillary's emails

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post with that, you could see what the accusation was, that she wasn't to be trusted with sensitive data
with biden it's a lot more indirect, it's basically, hunter biden was up to something wrong, even though we have no proof of that, and biden put pressure on the ukraine to get get rid of a prosecutor that might have found something if his kid was doing something wrong. Even though when this pressure took place the prosecutor in question had done fuck all on the investigation for four years. And Biden had official reasons to be there, so it wasn't like it was some secret plan.
I just can't see this getting nearly the same traction, it's all too convoluted. Sure it'll get his nutty base talking, but it'd just be something else if wasn't this. Dementia or secret communist plans or qanon
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post private companies can do what they want
that's the libertarian way, baby!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just as Murdoch has been free to run or stifle whatever he pleases for years
No surprise that the NY post is one of his
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The b3ta archive was destroyed to protect Mods from dog touching allegations.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post at last!!
Could the future be here? nope, too impratical, but interesting
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lovely pair of diamond anvils.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
"the widespread use of compact diamond anvils"
Everyone has a set of those in the shed these days.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fahrenheit....
Really?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just thought they were referring to the movie
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
its totally realistic to go chasing after a technology that will make perpetual motion possible. No-one's tried that before ever.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, perpetual electrical energy at last!
....just have to input a massive force....fuck...back to the drawing board.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Bombturbation
Mixing of soil when craters are created and an unfortunate farmer burning leaves.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting article thanks.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Mutant Algorithm Shtick

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hit me with your covid shtick

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Mark Steele's in town - Stockport
No reason
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
I never got to see the inside of the hat museum.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 2:33, Reply)
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It's dangerously exciting. Pure filth. Sadly, ir's closed for now - but there's a taste online, such as,

"The hatter shaped the clean, fluffy fur into triangles. He then inserted a slightly smaller triangular slip of cloth...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Having gone past it many times,
and with it being only a few miles away, I took myself there a couple of springs ago.

It's... well, it's a museum full of hats.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there rabbits in any of the hats?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes you see them. Sometimes you don't.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Do it.Go.


(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it. Go.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Go it. Do.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Go it. Re: George Lucas

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