Supah Doopah Paper Animations
I always assumed his stuff was done on computer, this is incredible.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 8:26,
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I had to look at his videos. Wild.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhVehcHwOB8
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:11,
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His stuff is fantastic!
I think he does a lot of stuff on computer too. He is a very interesting fella.
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Nice to hear his voice not in an advert.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 8:17,
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Redneck nearly dies when blowing stuff up.
It looks like the vengeful ghost of the fridge tried to fight back.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 1:32,
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Good to see he was making use of a safety tree.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 12:05,
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Damn!
Nearly improved the gene pool.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 12:37,
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Darwin Award runner up there.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 13:15,
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I remember watching this when it originally ccme out. In 1289.
B.C.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 20:52,
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And for post-dancing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDwwajSQVWk
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 0:40,
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that comedian did really well after being given the news.
you could see the cogs turning in his head.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:49,
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"Why do my audience check the news during my show?"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 3:05,
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Whether they're male or female I don't think deer are capable of engaging with either stand up comedy or current affairs
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Have they been given a chance though?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:35,
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If you treat the audience as a single amorphous blob then yes.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 8:50,
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There was only one audience though.
An audience listens. The audience members listen.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 10:56,
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I find that strangely compelling listening
If it had been described to me I'd have definitely given it a miss but somehow it works.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:11,
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Will give it a listen when I get a chance...
some cracking names in the setlist...used to be heavily involved in the local breakcore scene...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 1:19,
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So that's who composed all the incidental sci-fi music of the 1970s.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:39,
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This sounds exactly like the Coagula image synth, and I would not be surprised if that's what they used.
www.abc.se/~re/Coagula/Coagula.html
They being the spider people, not the pioneers of scifi electronica. Pronouns, pal.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 16:07,
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data sonification
can go fuck itself. arbitrary bullshit that gives no greater understanding to anything.
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Some blind people find it useful.
I don't think it helps much in this case, but it's useful for some astronomy and whatnot, where a graph or a waveform doesn't reveal as much as listening to it.
Some data visualisation can be crap too, you know.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:29,
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it depends
if you have data points translated to pitch. which is the normal, mindless way of doing it, then what you're listening too is some kind or parabola jumbled up with statistical noise, and the scale is arbitrary. utter shit. the astronomy sounds, like the sound of Jupiter etc are all bullshit transpositions. Up 50 octaves so that you hear something. bullshit again. arbitrary again. OK with the actual space 'sounds' at least you have relative ratios. and at least there is less for the 'artist' to fuck up. I like your blind person answer. that is really the only practical use for this crap. if you can see, you're better off with a graph.
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How you represent visual data can be entirely arbitrary too.
Our ranges of audio and visual perception are themselves arbitrary. That's just a biological limitation that we need to work around in order to gain understanding.
Audio is a good way of representing phenomena with frequency*amplitude data. Visual representations of such things are counter-intuitive for most, and depending on your sample rate probably lose\destroy/misrepresent data. Most people could not tell a Beatles tune from a Bob Marley tune if you ask them to compare graphs of the sonic data, but could instantly tell one from the other if you played them.
Lots of astronomical audio isn't even transposed and we can hear it just fine. E.g. gravitational waves exist within the frequency range of human hearing, various radio sources are wide spectrum and can be accurately represented with bursts of filtered white noise.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:33,
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We can’t hear gravitational waves ‘just fine,’ fool
They have minuscule amplitudes less than the width of a proton, and took hyperprecise lasers and billions of dollars to directly detect in a single instance. Next you’ll be saying you see higgs bosons on your way to poundland
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 11:21,
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You're a moron.
A moron who is not making a good faith argument. A moron who can fuck off.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 14:08,
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What if people just like it, or trying a particular data set to see if it reveals something.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:22,
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Ha
Seems I finally induced brb to put me on ignore. If I’d known all it’d take was to simply point out his frequent factual inventions in his first form blather I’d have tried this approach months ago. I’ve got child sex tourist sockcooket, tescovalue pseud brb, now all I need is for “did you know I did a gcse in English lit“ prufock to flounce out and put me on ignore to complete my grand slam, though fair play to him. he not only seems impervious to humiliation but to seek it out
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 15:20,
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^Winner
You're not on ignore. You have bad emotional problems though. You should probably take a break from the internet, or at least this place. Work on your humility and empathy. Maybe try new ways of interacting with people, perhaps taking more of a passive and less instructive role. I bet you'd make a friend.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 15:54,
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Striated frogfish
Lake Worth Lagoon, Florida
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:12,
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They must have lost their lazy gene
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:36,
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procreate speed-paint - lemon demon's touch tone telephone by my eldest
i don't often get to show off my eldest daughter's art, but she's as proud of this effort as i am of her, so bung her a like on teh youtube if you're feeling kind
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She's got a real talent! *clicks*
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:45,
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Clicked.
Nice eye for lighting and I have no idea what her other orangey video is about but I like it
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thanks!
she doesn't know it but she's a sucker for greek tragedy. it's a shame she never followed through on ida's story, though.
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I think I can speak for everyone here
And say most b3tans are suckers for Greek tragedy. Especially since everything got a bit 'Oedipus Tyrannus' what with the pandemic and Bojo and all
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Clicks here and there
Tricky to stick to your fridge door though.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:13,
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thanks all. r is loving the attention
although it's obviously still hugely embarrassing, because. omg, like, wtf dad! :D
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Tell her it's mostly men over 40 {:->
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 15:36,
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Who Remembers the last time they saw a Who Remembers meme?
I made this!
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God Save the Queen - the 'Clean Underwear' version
I made this!
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:07,
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The Boys are Back in town
Looking forward to Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 0:37,
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I know this tune very well
and had no fucking clue that's what they were doing until the left pensioner started feebly coughing up the chorus.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:20,
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"Left pensioner"?
That's Robert Fripp I'll have you know!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:30,
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Being Robert Fripp doesn't make him less 74.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:45,
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Has anyone noticed that for a guitar genius
He's got shit tone? Maybe if he just went for Open G instead of the special frippy tuning it would sound decent.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:40,
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I thought that too, it sounds like he's playing through an Argos practice amp. But then again he probably thought: 'I'm Robert Fripp and I don't give a fuck'. Which checks out.
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Yes
This is great thanks *designs machine for clicking on Like*
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:27,
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I’ve never liked the servo noise on these things
My favourite version has always been this one
www.kugelbahn.ch/sesam_e.htm
Partly because it’s a push/pull switch, not a toggle, partly because it ran on compressed air rather than servos, but mostly because the arm has so much more character.
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LP, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:47,
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Can't access link, 403.503 error.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:28,
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Lollipop Men! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:27,
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God, it's cringeworthy
Like the Colmondley Warner sketches were remade by the Carry On team.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:32,
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As it’s James Callahan’s first interview, presumably it’s from 1976, but tabloid adverts have always been shit, so I doubt anything from the 1980s would be any better.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:50,
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Not all ads of the time were that bad
Alan Parker showreel
can't say I recall Quaker's Quake-ups though
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Many things should be saved for posterity.
But this crap is filling up the data centers?
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jagwap, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 6:14,
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Well, he gets a nice flat and he’s not being hunted by the Owsla, so, silver linings.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:50,
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It's psychological cruelty
There is no way he could use that phone properly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:12,
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“Pretty much everything in your bathroom”
.....and there’s the problem.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 20:55,
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I think the toiletries aisle at Waitrose is ok, but those bastards at Aldi need speaking to.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 21:04,
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Yup and there are ways to muddy the waters so it is difficult to see who is testing.
If all the ingredients have been tested by others in the past they can claim 'product not tested on animals'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 21:47,
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Well, should stuff tested on animals in the past be now banned?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:06,
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It is a rolling system, so eventually everything gets through in time.
Much of the beauty industry is based on marketing anyway, not substantial efficacy. A drug to fight disease would be reasonable testing, new aftershave/eyeshadow/newextrasuperdupernoageingnighttime serum - piss off..
I'm not for banning, just avoiding products that are/might be tested.
Avoiding meat likely prevents more cruelty though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:53,
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I'm down with all of that.
I’d just assumed that was behind us in the UK.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 23:02,
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animal testing for cosmetics or their ingredients was banned in 1998 in the UK
but lots of cosmetics staples like sodium lauryl sulfate were tested on animals and banning them or finding alternatives would be difficult
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custard, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 23:13,
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I’m not down with wasting time finding alternatives for something that historically was on animals.
They will literally have died in vain if we did that.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 23:35,
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I think anthropomorphising animals is one of the reasons why a fair few of the animal welfare crowd are crackpots with little perspective
and this video just feeds into that. they're not little humans, they're coked-up fuck machines. If I had a button that could kill every bunny in australia I'd push it in an instant, and so would most other scientists who've been trying to do exactly that with myxo and calici. It's not the bunnies fault, it was the english settlers who fucked up, but I just like the native wildlife animals and plant species that are being pushed to extinction more, in a competitive match. and there's no shortage of bunnies in the world. It's like all those hundreds of thousands of people protesting fox hunting. It's a preposterous sport, and not pleasant for the foxes, but it's a just a few dozen of them each year FFS, and must be fun for the hounds. more foxes get hit by cars in london than ever was killed by some ponce in a red jacket. More wilderness areas is what people who care about animals really should be protesting about as a better use of their time, not cat lipstick or drinking straws. Britain's got fuck all wild areas, so where are all these animals you save going to go? Here endth the rant
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 0:55,
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Anthropomorphising is a distraction from the everyday, industrial cruelty.
However, I am too pissed to comment further.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 5:38,
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I want having a go at you, fcm.
The impulse to care for animals is a noble one, but even you’d admit that there a few in the movement whose eyes and arguments show the absolute certainty of the zealot, like anti abortionists who think it’s justified to kill doctors. I just reckon giving animals more wilderness space and leaving them the fuck alone is the most worthwhile thing we can do for them
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 23:11,
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Fanatics will always find something to be fanatical about.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 23:23,
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canberra's kangaroo cull a few years back
was a glorious cause célèbre and a perfect example of this kind of viral idiocrity.
the message eventually got through, though. either that or kangaroos are just not as endearing as they used to be.
having wrestled with one, i can vouch that they are not, in fact, in any way endearing.
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I was with you until you started defending fox hunting.
More toffs die from road traffic accidents than from Marxist revolution, and revolting must be thrilling for the proles....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:36,
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What an odd comparison
If Marxist revolution was only about hunting down a few dozen merchant bankers for sport each year they’d get more along to their meetings
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 22:57,
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It's not that odd, it's to illustrate the monsterousness of your sick argument.
Toffs hunt foxes, you see. So I just turned it on its head. In rhetorical terms its a 'see how you like it.'
As if it's defensible to hunt for sport because your chosen victims die in higher numbers in preventable accidents. As if that has any bearing on the value of their life.
As if the thrill of taking a life justifies it. What you have is a sickness.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:38,
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Seems unfortunately relevant
www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr/12/animal-testing-suspended-at-spanish-lab-after-gratuitous-cruelty-footage
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:25,
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Wetherspoons Mindfulness App
I made this!
Miss the sounds of Spoons?
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Haha
The '9am rush' is tragic.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 15:37,
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Great idea!!
I bought a load of them blue urinal blocks and use them as room scents. Helped me through the lockdown blues.
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I thought that was a very late April Fool, or a gullible journnalist
but it's on the brewery's website, and you can put it in a basket. I didn't buy any though, I'm not an animal.
northernmonkshop.com/collections/beer
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Varmint, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:16,
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The sort of messed up thing I'd have invented.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 14:23,
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Seems the wrong way round to me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 14:41,
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You'd probably also like "Eau de Pub"
www.libertygames.co.uk/store/pool_tables/features/eau-de-pub-toilette/
Who wouldn't want to smell like a pub?
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:08,
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Another entry in the “Products no sensible consumer asked for” list.
Alongside Smart Meters, pineapple Jaffa Cakes and the Nissan Juke.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 16:18,
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Cosey's cornet
Not about an ice cream, as I was expecting - but there you go!
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