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This is a link post Bake news: ‘Dangerous’ beast in tree turns out to be...
clickbait maybe?

He described how they approached the creature. “Suddenly... Here he is, got him! The brown creature is sitting on a lilac branch … the creature sits and doesn’t move – exactly as the notifier described us.

“His brown skin shines in the sun ... We are looking more closely – poor guy has no legs or head.”
 (razzle, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet they were croiss when they found out.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If the cause was a niece or nephew removing a ladder then it might have been childrens book worthy.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they find the irresponsible smug bastard who let it loose

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I canolli think they should have tried
to choux it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Farage got Bart Simpsoned


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course Farage is on Cameo.
I bet his OnlyFans is amazing too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Still gets paid though and the all important attention, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post £75 a pop.
Cameo takes a cut, of course, but idiots are still paying him double figures to say arse, thinking they've got one up on him somehow.

My feeling is that I've automatically got one up on anyone with a Cameo account, and that people who pay to have famous people pretend to be interested in them are missing a vital piece of brain, or just have too much money.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine the well off doing it for a laugh.
Prefer to give the money to a charity or cheer up a homeless person, rather burn it than give it to Farage.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say arse on camera for money
Hell, I'd do it for free
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post As if he doesn't know exactly what he's saying.
They've thrown money at him in an attempt to humiliate him, he doesn't give a fuck about that and knows that it's only going to increase his exposure. Also, that they're paying him for the privilege.

Christ, imagine being comprehensively outwitted by Nigel fucking Farage.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He probably likes it, might add to the 'bit of a laugh' 'one of the lads' persona.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
But he's still a cunt
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're giving him too much credit
Agree he doesn't care, but it is still funny
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
suspect he knows all there is to know about the motorway network and very little about anything else
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred the milkshake

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post looks and sounds like a really bad deep fake

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes, but could also be digitally manipulated.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's real, it's just what he looks and sounds like

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny nigey

(dribble, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post puppet yoda either having a nervous breakdown or having an orgasm
can't decide, but can't watch it without laughing either

(safe for work, but only with headphones)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks much better than he did in The Phantom Menace.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post lady with a harp
plays a piece by Smetana
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
And of course, that means I have to bust this out again:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXkkLs1I1DI
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it took a while to create?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of- it's cut up from various historical performances.
I'm not musically trained, I just did it by ear and experiments, and asking my family if it was working or not. Once you hear something too many times, it's hard to know if it's right or wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something quite amusing about
"arranged by Invisible Wizard"

Very nice though.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stretches the usual definition, I'll admit

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew harpists bent notes
It's very subtle but at 30s she does it a few times

youtu.be/TnYCW8eWqQo?t=31
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
i'm always a bit worried about harpist though. it all just seems so precarious.
 (ozof, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's worse when they're completely pissed.
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Medieval Monk annoyed at cat pissing on his manuscript
"“Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.”

Click Link for original Latin and said page of manuscript

Medieval monk cursed cat who peed on his manuscript - For Reading Addicts


 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes a change from ‘the dog ate my homework’.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was marking the page.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet it didn't stop at pissing, plenty of pouncing
and not in a helpful way
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post some abbots are hard to break

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks given? Nun!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post bass start drop I made this!
it drops... eventually..

(taxipod, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Theodore Clarence - Akathisia
Stumbled upon this on the BandcampOddities YT channel. I thought it was really good for a first album by a 16-year old.

Described as ambient, drone, lo-fi, minimalism, noise, New York, Dark Ambient, Sound Collage.

Originally recorded in late 2019 on CD and sourced from old tapes and audio recordings, "Akathisia" is an album that traverses through dense and minimal soundscapes. It is a raw and emotional project, which recorded by an, at the time, 16-year-old Theodore Clarence. Despite his age, the album still feels mature and grounded.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 15 Apr 2021, 5:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that was really nice.
talented lad
 (ozof, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Buying this tomorrow
 (Farty Funkhouser, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post I've No more F***s to Give on an Unplugged Ukulele NSFW
Based on the Tom B Wild original
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, been enjoying this song for a while.
Very good fun.
I also enjoy this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE4lpSFNFUE
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The Stilgoe is strong in this one

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post Spot-alike robots from China
Not troubling at all

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the company behind it actually chose the music themselves
Argh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Secret of Synchronization
How does order spontaneously arise out of chaos?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the answer “regular beatings”?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The same way that every b3tans YouTube recommendations are slowly converging.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Pendulum time


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh thank God, I thought it was going to be drum and bass.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post *dreadful* d'n'b

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is there any other sort?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Only DnB I've heard that I liked was some kiwi lass
soundcloud.com/lilyunsub/sets/unsub-heartbreaker-lp-phdm004

Bit more imagination than anything else I've heard
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my all-time favourite, give it a spin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLJc1jtG7as
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There's certainly a lot of formulaic D'n'B out there, but that can be said of any genre of music.
My favourite types may be decried as not strictly being drum and bass by purists, being more towards Jungle or drill'n'bass (e.g. Squarepusher).

However, I've always loved this album, which is what I'd consider more straight-up drum'n'bass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post um. new forms is quite good

(ozof, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *sheds a tear for all those lost in the loudness wars*

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 4:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't quite make that out
do you have a larger one you could post?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
*goes blind in one ear*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's a bit of space over here you could have used.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post sore losers

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 17 Apr 2021, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post everything physics is maths. the rest is cool

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything is physics
but the language of physics is maths.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you were going to say that,
because the language of psychics is foresight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, it's all very confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty cool
gonna put a lot of annoying twats out of business at festivals though
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 23:51, Reply)
This is a link post Spontaneous synchronisation
Something satisfying about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a good test of your physics engine.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post György Ligeti’s version
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poème_symphonique
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like our YT recommendations.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, it appears so.
We're all on the blob at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post we've been charted and it's so
accurate
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post All Hail The Algorithm!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post everything cool is physics. the rest is maths

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post Who remembers Perry & Croft's "Predator"? I made this!
The closing titles of the BBC's short-lived military jungle sitcom.

(AVR2, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i clicked " i like this" because i liked it
very good, Hatstand! a woo and a yay
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Double LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 16 Apr 2021, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post That’s one way out of a tight spot.


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Don't poke it!
Cough cough....

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You get cancer
and YOU get cancer!
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
And that's why there was all that fuss about phones getting trapped in plane seats.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And people setting up Facebook accounts for their phones

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a Lithium battery fire, this is a Lithium battery fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm18s-NYLZU
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Or this...
youtu.be/WdDi1haA71Q
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Good one - clear demonstration that you need specialist equipment for lithium fires
I do battery safety testing for a living. I've only ever seen one lithium based battery cook off, and have poor video footage of another instance.
I've got a nice safe nickel battery to abuse today. Still, it's in the bomb box, and inside the fire cabinet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the old video, for your enjoyment
youtu.be/vpFks8jDFe4

It's a mobility scooter battery, and we were doing a rapid discharge fault. The battery starts venting right at the beginning of the test. We were videoing the test because the paperwork for the battery was dodgy as fuck, and no-one wanted to be in the same room as it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty pink explosion
I'd be interested in what it was venting, as I don't think there's much water in there, burning polyester?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nasty gases? They must be bad, as they let the fire out after them.
Dunno TBH, I'll ask my topic expert colleague.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
So was that a pass or a fail?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If the fire gets outside of the equipment enclosure, that's not a pass.
So fail.

I use this video in training sessions now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:57, Reply)
This is a link post I Need a New Bum! Kids book animated. I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
I wish my kids were younger - at the time the most risque story we had was The Mole who knew it was none of his business.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Smelly minges. NSFW
#MeToo
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that's the Eurovision entry sorted.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, this wins todays internet.
Wierd but somehow i knew it would be Aussie before clicking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HOW VERY DARE YOU, SIR!
I'm English and proud of our rich heritage of alienating ourselves from the rest of the World and having bad teeth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Luna the three-legged muskox
muskoxfarm.org/luna
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with the name 'Luna'?
I've seen several moggies, 2 leopards, a gayageum player and now a bloody musk ox.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post IDK. I'm trying to think of famous Lunas.
Luna Vachon.
End of list.

There's a Harry Potter character from 2003 called Luna Lovegood.

Those are my two ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting on the Harry Potter character.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post IDK, Vachon had quite a musk ox like hairstyle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and could beat the ox in a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's just possible that they're named after the Moon
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Madness

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Absurdity!

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lunacy!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well obviously that's the origin of the name.
The question is surely why people have relatively recently started calling their pets and children Luna when we had avoided doing this for quite a long time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Harry Potter. Kids grew up reading it and are reaching the age now where they can name kids and pets and the like.

Or it's all down to space aliens.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah, in some cases.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 22:04, Reply)

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