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May
I made this!
Decided to throw together a quick video for my latest track: 'May'.
I was actually inspired by Rob to just piece together a bunch of (free) stockvideo's
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 May 2021, 10:51,
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For some reason this track reminds me of every opening to every 80's gameshow I ever watched.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 6 May 2021, 14:20,
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Not the opening, this is the bit they'd play while showing you the Carribean holiday in Chichester.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:33,
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Yes!
AND NOW, PAT FROM SPALDING, YOU'LL BE RELAXING ON THE BEACH IN CANCUN!
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 6 May 2021, 15:03,
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hahaha
YES!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:33,
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I suggest an addition to the video:
You. Green screened badly, badly lit, wearing your worst clothes, playing a broom handle or step stool or something, badly keyed into the generic stock video nightmare.
Alternatively, pages from an alternative Ceefax.
Cool tune.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:29,
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I like your suggestions
I will consider this next time I make one
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:34,
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Uber has a similar system, whereby they rip out a drivers soul and put it in the car.
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 6 May 2021, 7:44,
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so its driven by metaphysics?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:09,
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It's no Johnny Cab
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 May 2021, 20:06,
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SpaceX Starship first landing
6:30 launch.
12:15 is the money shot.
History.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 5 May 2021, 23:53,
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I liked it when it didn't explode as much as when it did.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 6 May 2021, 1:06,
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Potter commentary
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 May 2021, 23:19,
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Brad Dourif missed his calling.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 6 May 2021, 12:33,
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“Brad! BRAD! Your dinner’s getting cold!”
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:40,
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Volcano coverage St. Vincent style
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 5 May 2021, 21:51,
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dis is da funniest ting me av evar lissen fee
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raypugh, Thu 6 May 2021, 6:29,
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nobody canna cross it
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 May 2021, 21:49,
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*guilty lol*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 May 2021, 20:01,
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I do not like this. dumb humans. swans belong to HRH the Queen and they're beautiful
tho they can be angry cunts.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 5 May 2021, 20:29,
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It's cruelty and only funny 'cause it's been rescued.
Let's hope they find the other sock.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 May 2021, 20:53,
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is this a sockpuppet account?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 May 2021, 22:59,
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That's clearly an umbrella someone's shoved down it's throat.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 May 2021, 23:56,
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A swanbrella
Or perhaps it's gone mouldy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 May 2021, 1:00,
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Drunk Man Valiantly Wrestles Swan Risking Broken Arm to Shove Sock Over Its Head
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 6 May 2021, 15:01,
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"Please enjoy this incredible election campaign video from Blackburn"
It's the graffiti wot wins it...
Thanks to Pig Bodine for pointing it out on twotter.
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unclepills, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:15,
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This one is better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3EwzPMXJM&t=30s
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:44,
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Pig Bodine missed like many others
Lovely bloke.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 May 2021, 22:23,
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Chains of bondage
Gallows for the kids. If he knew, it wouldn't be funny.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 May 2021, 23:54,
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You may laugh but he appears to have won.
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carcrash, Fri 7 May 2021, 12:26,
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I think the education reforms of the last 24 years or so have proven to be a disaster.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 7 May 2021, 15:25,
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Giant wood moth

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 May 2021, 16:39,
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surely someone can organise to film a fight between it and a bearded dragon in a model village?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 May 2021, 3:45,
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These a small
but the ones out there are far away
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Varmint, Thu 6 May 2021, 9:16,
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Video killed the radio star - he was insolent
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 May 2021, 16:37,
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This is great. And terrifying.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 6 May 2021, 18:12,
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It's amazing how different some people's singing voices are to their speaking ones.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 7 May 2021, 6:43,
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Awoooooooosh
Reminds me, I haven't had a curry in a while.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:03,
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this too
drone risking its life (pilot has already lost two) to see inside the vent between fountains - clicky
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custard, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:18,
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Geos are shitting themselves.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:05,
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I suppose prescience does irritate those with insufficient intellect to ever possess it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 May 2021, 23:42,
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If you’re going to type a sentence containing the phrase ‘insufficient intellect’, it’s probably best to end it with a full stop.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 May 2021, 2:35,
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Seems superfluous when you’re already having a period
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 May 2021, 3:15,
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Ah, a period joke. The hallmark of every bien pensant liberal.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 May 2021, 9:30,
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yes, right wing talk show hosts are always complaining about liberals mocking women's' pmt? It's so stereotypical SJW behaviour, you'd never catch Trump doing that
topping banalities about full stops with something so pretentiously asinine, at least you provide some diversion in your witless floundering for a riposte
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 May 2021, 14:20,
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this probably shouldn't exist
but I'm very glad it does.
Give it at least until the bit about a minute in.
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LP, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:28,
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Much. Better. Than. The. Original.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:01,
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B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S. I.S. I.T.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:05,
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Can't fucking stand those Scouse gits
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:18,
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alright
WILLIAM
Shatner
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:25,
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His version of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
shits on the Beatles attempt. No contest.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:19,
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it's not an either or thing for me
I like both versions, they tickle different parts of my appreciation.
I've definitely heard covers/remixes that are less kind to the original content.
I freely admit I have a bit of a thing for really filthy bass
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LP, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:34,
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I have yet to hear a Beatles song
that wasn't improved by someone else performing it.
I may have issues with the "fab' four
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:19,
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I have yet to hear a Beatles song
that wasn’t improved by turning it off.
You’re not alone.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 May 2021, 18:50,
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I have to say
This might not be a minority view
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 5 May 2021, 22:04,
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At least it wasn't Elvis
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 May 2021, 19:48,
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you're so edgy man
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horrid, Thu 6 May 2021, 9:34,
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Well, you’re entitled to your opinion I guess
Even if it’s completely wrong.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 5 May 2021, 16:16,
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Wicked! I love dubstep. Does anyone know where the sample is from?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:20,
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Video style looks familiar. Is it Lemon Jelly?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:57,
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Nah, it just a rip off of some Oasis video.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:07,
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The bukkake song.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 May 2021, 2:32,
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Going to Bradford to try a chocolate kebab
I have watched a few of this guys food reviews
since i saw one posted here not long ago.
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Sherbs, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:17,
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do they also sell red wine?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:45,
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I think he likes wine
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Sherbs, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:00,
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That brings back memories
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Varmint, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:57,
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Can we say his name yet?
I'll try...
Dominic 'DVD Fever' Robinson.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 5 May 2021, 21:14,
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That fucking bitch
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 May 2021, 16:50,
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the food looks nice but i get the feeling i'm watching some eat themselves to death
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:50,
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you've got to have a hobby
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:53,
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One tiny little wafer mint?

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Q4nobody, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:57,
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This sprang to mind not long ago
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Sherbs, Wed 5 May 2021, 13:16,
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I've clicked on that X about 50 times now but the image won't close
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 5 May 2021, 13:16,
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misquoting Python on the internet, A+++ trolling there
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:26,
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hehehe
I also chose the wrong part of that scene!
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Q4nobody, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:15,
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Cheaper than cigs or booze.
Got to go some way, unless you really fancy being very elderly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:04,
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Say what you like about this fat fuck, but the camerawork is very good.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:30,
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Ah bugger - that's about 10 minutes down the road
It would be rude not to try it!
*edit* - wrong place. There are two of them in Bradford.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 5 May 2021, 18:20,
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Just sent this
to all my Bradford friends and family.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 6 May 2021, 0:59,
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He'll probably be dead by the time he's thirty, he's only twenty two now.
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Benzyl, Thu 6 May 2021, 2:10,
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"It's glandular!"
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knackerz is skinning up, Sun 16 May 2021, 7:20,
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classic British humor
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 5 May 2021, 8:31,
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Wonder how much unseen stuff there is out there by other comedians produced for other markets
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:31,
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Michael McIntyre's material for Zavodovski Island is quite edgy
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 May 2021, 14:28,
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I hear its being published by penguin
sorry, a penguin
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 May 2021, 18:43,
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What have you done for your country recently?
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 5 May 2021, 3:19,
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Reminds me of the film Rien à Déclarer
:-D
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 5 May 2021, 8:33,
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HEY! The 4th of may is not Life Day. Life Day is on the 25th of December.
Keep Life Day special.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 5 May 2021, 13:57,
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Space Wars
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 4 May 2021, 22:27,
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I like Brussels sprouts.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 4 May 2021, 22:33,
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Nice!
This entire series is pretty much my favourite Star Wars thing (enough to justify the prequels), and I'm sure the animation will appeal to many b3tans if they're not already aware of it.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 5 May 2021, 21:14,
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Swedish Schoolkids Playing Tangerine Dream accoustically
(Obviously more brilliant if you know the original)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 4 May 2021, 22:11,
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excellent though it does take a little while to get into its stride although I think that's just because I'd never heard the original
nice to see a response from one of the band members as well
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 May 2021, 0:56,
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Here's the original
They've even reproduced the concert announcement. The music teacher is clearly one heck of a devotee.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_kE0Mxw8FI&list=OLAK5uy_n0eXbMIgwwBiO0IX0xeZ0g0wOrltVrBXE
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 5 May 2021, 11:01,
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Thanks, they were certainly well received in the comments
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:16,
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This I am enjoying.
Remember: Tangering Dream started out playing like this before they discovered sequencers. First album is piano, guitar, drums, cello, violin & flute. Pretty much.
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 5 May 2021, 8:49,
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Yes, but they made up for it with titles like Journey Through a Burning Brain!
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 5 May 2021, 11:02,
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Love this!
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 May 2021, 19:12,
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Sure beats Alexei Sayle's Lockdown Bikeride
bonkers and/or excellent?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 May 2021, 21:46,
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Haha bonkers and excellent
Lockdown spirit
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 May 2021, 15:19,
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Techno in Maidenhead
youtu.be/0lr-ZNKhDgU?t=1653
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 May 2021, 0:11,
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Shit I replied to myself
Nurse!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 May 2021, 0:14,
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Brilliant
London's roads are a joke though, all those idiots making less progress than a guy doing a livestream gently pushing the pedals on a cargo-trike.
They probably think he's in their way too.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 6 May 2021, 9:43,
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haha!
This is fucking great.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 6 May 2021, 18:17,
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SPACE!
I never got into C&C but someday I may, if only to watch Tim Curry chew some scenery.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 4 May 2021, 18:32,
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My friends and I quote this at each other almost daily.
We're very cool.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 May 2021, 19:53,
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I like the way his teeth follow you around the room.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 4 May 2021, 20:42,
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Ahaha, brilliant
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dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 21:09,
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That's great, not seen it before
Can't be bothered with RTS
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 5 May 2021, 2:20,
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Sssspuaycse!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 5 May 2021, 13:58,
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Nobody Trailer
I've watched this film 5 times already and it isn't even out in the UK yet. Film of the year.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 4 May 2021, 18:28,
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Great film
I agree, it's fantastically done. Christopher Lloyd is hilarious.
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marlowe69, Tue 4 May 2021, 23:11,
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I watched and enjoyed it
I didn't think that Saul would play a part like this.
The film Boss Level was ok too i guess
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Sherbs, Wed 5 May 2021, 8:58,
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Great movie
But avoid the trailer.
I saw it last week and the big reveal after 40 minutes is included in the trailer. So glad I watched the movie before I saw this.
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KingOfMyCastle, Wed 5 May 2021, 12:17,
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Thrice here.
100% agree.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 5 May 2021, 22:34,
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