Scientists have worked out how to send viable mouse sperm on postcards
"We're thinking of you"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:14,
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Step 1: get a saucy postcard of a lady mouse and leave it near the skirting boards
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:47,
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Put the address on the back of a glue trap.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:43,
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Meh
I've been doing this for years and I've not been absuing poor mice to do it.
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Playing around with some 2D shapes
I made this!
and a galactic prick
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:41,
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Roger tells it like it is...
All about plastic, and recycling.
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 3:34,
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Some people are just born to be on TV
Flight attendant describes dealing with an unruly passenger.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:50,
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One wonders how he would attend to getting down the aisle.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 23:15,
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No airline would hire so much BMI for that job
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:12,
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Careful now. That's beginning to sound dangerously like DISCRIMINATION!
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Hang on a sec
When did news channels started including links to the YouTube/Instagram channels of the people they interview?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:30,
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Ahhhh
www.snopes.com/fact-check/alfredo-rivera-video/?utm_source=agorapulse&utm_campaign=1p
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 7 Aug 2021, 7:31,
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Peter otoole in a play as a semi famous drunk journalist
A play 8 saw years ago, thought someone might enjoy
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mongychops, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:26,
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Great find!
The radio4 adaptation with John Hurt is good.
Didn't realise the man himself was on Desert Island Discs
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0093zcz
Rouge Male is on YT
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yMtGmGa8KZ0
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:45,
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saw this at the old vic
also met Jeff a couple of times in my soho days. He was utterly toxic to everyone in a way I then found amusing.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:04,
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Sounds like best viewed at a distance.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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Finally got round to watching this
Plain simple outstanding performance from Peter and the rest of the cast. Click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:14,
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Rivercide
Live documentary. Quite good.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:51,
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He's quite hard to kill.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:29,
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I'd forgotten about this Les Dawson sketch.
Still not as funny as the piano gags.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:14,
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Looks a bit warm.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 16:17,
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Greece in summer
Was in Kefalonia a couple of years ago, and in the evening we would sit in the beachside restaurants and watch Zakinthos burning across the water.
It felt like having a front-row seat for the apocalypse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 16:25,
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Someone's been on the Sambuca.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 16:48,
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Eating a Jamaican Fried Dumpling For The First Time
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 14:44,
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Silly person, sitting next to the bin.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 16:59,
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Thirty minutes watching a fat cunt stuff his cakehole?
I'll pass, thank you.
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That format worked for Man vs. Food...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:13,
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Briefly.
After the second episode it lost its yuck factor and therefore any interest.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:56,
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at 13:20
I have only seen the word "phwoar" written out. Is this what it sounds like?
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:31,
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Yes
Here is a more obvious pervert, demonstrating
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVA6FqJibk
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:07,
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He needs a Simpsons dinner tray
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:25,
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:05,
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Interesting!
UK versions are available here (although that's not showing up on my phone, but it is available via the Wayback Machine).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:52,
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Since found the London issue on there too...
ro.uow.edu.au/ozlondon/
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cheers, more tame than I expected considering the obscenity trial, but different times
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:03,
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This'll be it
This will change EVERYTHING
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:29,
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You're right, the perfect IS the enemy of the good.
Until EVERYTHING can be fixed perfectly, no attempts should be made to improve anything at all.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:00,
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“I didn’t know that our Nige was on GB News. I’ll have to watch that.”
Bloody idiotic if you ask me. More likely to add viewers than remove them. It also plays right into the whole “cancel culture” shtick that GB News are pushing.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:54,
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I know, it's funny how far people will go to annoy though.
Karen Stenner would agree, just heard this
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000y7sq
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:09,
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I have never seen the point in these posters
They don't change minds and just reinforce existing prejudices. If you thought Farage was a dick, you'll still think he's a dick. If not, same applies.
It's why Labour are in a downward sprial and the Tories are still ahead in the polls. This kind of student level politics is an expensive in-joke that does nothing to change the status-quo.
I really wish politics would grow up, but there is little sign of it happening.
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It's pretty obvious, they want people to put pressure on the main stream sponsors of GBnews to pull out and stop advertising there
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This is the bit where we play the "Are we the baddies?" gif
Silencing the views of people you disagree with is not as progressive as they think it is. GBNews is entirely legal and regulated by OFCOM. I don't find it interesting or enlightening, so I don't watch it.
I don't want it to be forced out of business, because all you do then is confirm that the political left are authoritarian wankers who are frightened that people might hear different points of view and no longer listen to them.
If the only way you can get your message across is by shutting down other channels or voices, then perhaps your message and arguments aren't that good to start with?
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And we also need somewhere to point at and laugh
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:20,
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Of course GB news is legal, but its USP is that it presents a particular view of the world that is based on prejudice and dislike of "others", fronted by scammers like Farage. I don't think anyone would argue with that (including GB news supporters; it's why they watch it!)
Sainsbury's are very keen to publicise their inclusive and non-discriminatory corporate policies, so it seems entirely appropriate for customers to ask them how they square that with providing ad revenue to GB news, and Sainsbury's are free to ignore those customers if they calculate it doesn't harm their bottom line.
I think you also have to question whether every voice deserves equal weight. Let's be honest, no one would be worse off without Farage. He can squeak away in the corner, but he's not providing anything that deserves a national platform.
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' it presents a particular view of the world that is based on prejudice and dislike of "others"
Doesn't that apply to just about any news outlet that isn't explicitly centrist?
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"I think you also have to question whether every voice deserves equal weight"
That's the problem right there. As soon as a group sets itself up as judge and jury over whose voices should be heard, things start to go very wrong. You decide whether someone's voice is worth listening to by choosing whether to listen to it, not by preventing others from making the same decision.
As for GB News, if it is doing anything illegal or prejudiced it will get shut down for it. If it isn't and you don't like what they say, switch it off. Easy.
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"As soon as a group sets itself up as judge and jury over whose voices should be heard, things start to go very wrong. You decide whether someone's voice is worth listening to by choosing whether to listen to it, not by preventing others from making the same decision."
A "group" setting itself up as "judge and jury"? That's very dramatic. I'm talking about basic editorial judgements about who gets airtime, which is unavoidable unless you are suggesting that we should hear from everyone in the world about every subject?
The BBC famously gave Nigel Lawson a national platform to comment on climate change, despite the fact he's just a shill for the climate sceptic lobby who has repeatedly been caught peddling false information. If you're going to present an alternative climate sceptic viewpoint, he wasn't the person to do it, and didn't deserve the platform he was given.
Farage is just pandering to the prejudiced to earn himself some cash. He's not contributing anything to the debate on immigration, so we lose nothing if he's not on national TV.
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who the fuck's silencing anything?
it's just a billboard pointing out to people who sponsors a broadcast. If the advertisers get embarrassed enough by the public getting reminded of these facts to pussy out and stop funding shit, then that's their call. Probably shouldn't have associated with it in the first place. But don't confuse censorship with free speech. GB news have free speech, and so do the people putting up the billboard. and the advertisers have free choice too. and they all have to live with the consequences of that. no one is getting silenced, you just object to someone else having their two pence worth of opinion. and people choosing where to spend their dosh is just as much a freedom as speech. A more effective one than protest if you ask me. that's why the right whine about it the most. fuck em
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 12:43,
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Yep of course, no one is being silenced.
"no one is getting silenced, you just object to someone else having their two pence worth of opinion"
Hmm, finding that difficult to distinguish that from censorship myself.
So it's all lovely and perfectly legitimate to bully companies into withdrawing sponsorship. Until of course it's someone you approve of who gets defunded. And it is effectively censorship if you deny other voices the ability to raise funds to compete with left-approved channels.
I am just fed up of this tribal shit from the left and right who see anything they don't approve of as evil and must be stopped. And then dressing it up as perfectly OK because we aren't denying them free speech, just cutting off their means of funding. As if it's not the same thing in a media-driven age.
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you wouldnt know censorship if it bit you
"So it's all lovely and perfectly legitimate to bully companies into withdrawing sponsorship"
yep, that's fucking democracy and consumer power, and it's beautiful. GB news say what they like. these billboarders are saying what they like. people decide if they like gb news and it's advertisers or if they don't. The reason why it's effective in getting advertisers spooked is that enough people don't like GB news, now that they're aware that advertisers are bankrolling something they would have preferred to keep quiet. It's the opposite of censorship. It's free speech and it's consequences in action. If sainsbury and halfords want to sell themselves as responsible corporate entities while bankrolling shit, then they have to deal with the consequences of that choice of association. These billboarders arent the one putting pressure, it's an informed public. go whine about tribalism to someone else. I'll choose who I give my money too. Free speech doesn't carry with it the right to get funded free from scrutiny. what an absurd position.
If my aunt tells me the bloke on the corner shop is was saying racist shit to a customer, and I choose to go to a different shop rather give the cunt another penny, my aunt isn't censoring the shop, she's exercising her free speech by informing me, and letting me make a choice as a consumer. You just don't like the choices people make, but tough shit. That's part of a democracy also
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 14:07,
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No, that's not democracy, it's bullying.
By your logic I could put up a poster saying "That cumquat_may off B3ta is a nonce, so don't employ them" and it would be OK. I mean it's not bullying and I'm not curtailing their right to talk about it, it's just helping employers make an informed choice. And my aunt told me about it, so it must be true.
Just democracy and Free Speech.
If you can't see the problem in what Led by Donkeys do, then I give up.
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And free speech comes with responsibility, so if your poster was a gratuitous libel, you would have to accept the legal consequences...
I am just fed up of this tribal shit from the left and right who see anything they don't approve of as evil and must be stopped
Are you suggesting that attacking the RNLI for doing its job and rescuing people is a valid position, and objecting to Farage's nonsense is just a "tribal response" by a particular political wing? If it is just political "tribalism" why do you think the subsequent public support for the RNLI was so overwhelming?
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So don't listen to Farage if he talks crap
Or do as others do and donate to the RNLI.
What I object to is any group that decides they are going to bring down legitimate media channels because they don't like the presenters or their viewpoints. If that becomes acceptable, then what's to stop someone like Farage doing it? He could drum up a lot more support than Led by Donkeys (Brexit anyone?) and is that where we want this to go?
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farage's channel doesn't have a right to exist, any more than any other publisher does. Whether you consider it "legitimate" is immaterial. It's commercial and these are market forces
it faces the consequences of what it says and so, thanks to the these fine citizens bringing it to our attention, do his advertisers who support him. like that video below, maybe he'll find advertisers who just don't give a fuck who they associate with, like cash for gold. Sure, he won't get the big bucks, but maybe if he didn't spout poison he would.
Personally, I think the use of ethical consumer power is one of the best democratic developments of recent times. I went on a protest against the iraq war, there were millions of us in stretching through the west end. it did absolutely fuck all difference, blair just went ahead and we're still dealing with the shitty global consequences. But threaten the money, and suddenly things change. Nike realise that maybe they shouldnt be using sweatshops. If Halfords realise that if they associate and bankroll Farages nonsense, then a lot of people arent going to buy their shitty bikes, then that's a good thing. Coopers in australia was respected and popular beer brand. then it came out against gay marriage and people discovered it was funding the conservatives in it's home state. so they stopped drinking it. It's unclear which part you object to, somebody telling us what coopers are up to, like this billboard, or me making a choice not give my money to people whose principles I disagree with?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 23:31,
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You do know that Farage is already doing that, don't you? He has repeatedly criticised the BBC and called for it to be defunded. He's just getting a taste of his own medicine here, isn't he?
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that's a stupid example. calling me a nonce would be libellous and I'd sue you
unless I was, I suppose. The billboard writers aren't claiming anything that isn't true, if they did Farage could sue them.
as you don't seem to grasp. free speech has consequences, it's not freedom from responsibility of what you say. And people not choosing to buy peoples products or spend money with an advertising isn't actually bullying, Farage isn't a schoolchild and nobody's teasing him because he's got the head of a toad, that's just you trying to associate it with emotive language because you've got no other argument. It's interesting how you detest the identity politics language of the left, yet you try to use it as shield when you feel threatened.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 23:45,
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What I grasp is that you and others consider this all fine and dandy because it's Farage.
Wait until it is someone you support.
I personally detest Farage and all he stands for, but I also realise that what is sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander.
Any tactic you create to remove voices you don't approve of will eventually be used against ones you approve of.
That's what bothers me, that the Led By Donkey idiots show others the way to cancel channels and shows they don't like.
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It's not about shutting down these channels, it's about suggesting to big brands that they might not want to associate with the channels
So that the message of the media outlet in question might move toward something less objectionable. You know, using the invisible hand of market forces to drive change.
If the channel content providers are convinced that they are right, they have every right to carry on saying whatever they want. But if they're likely to be swayed in their output by financial incentives, then that's probably for the best.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:46,
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All I'm getting from this is that you have a huge chip on your shoulder about the perceived 'left', and Mail-esqe bogeymanning. Let's get something straight, if you claim to be about balance and representing differing points of view, those points of view have to be curated in some way (otherwise we'd end up with the televisual equivalent of Twitter, and nobody wants that).
What that means is that these POVs must be evaluated for what they add to the debate. Farage's POV adds literally nothing. It's also worth mentioning that the right's emotive hysterical rhetoric regarding representaltion and cancellation is a clear fig leaf for 'we want the freedom to air prejudicial and parochial nonsense', which adds nothing to the debate they claim to crave.
A lot of it is the 'my ignorance is equal to your facts' fallacy. A flat-earther does not get to go head to head with any kind of scientist on any news outlet, because it would be a pointless waste of everyone's time. Creationism does not get to go head to head with evolution in a school curriculum because one is proveable and the other is not. It isn't a 'debate', it isn't a matter of opinion, it's a matter of 'please be quiet you attention-seeking cunt'.
If the right wants fair representation, it must say something worth listening to. The Sainburys debacle illustrates that more people find Farage irrelevant (and despicable) than those that don't, ergo on balance not worth people's time.
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All I'm getting from you is that you think that only certain POV should be allowed.
If people's views are ignorant, illegal or offensive then that becomes immediately apparent when they are aired. Remember the BNP going on question time? They sunk without a trace after people heard his crap. The same will happen to GBNews if people don't like what they see and hear. What matters to me is that I don't think I or anyone else should decide for those people.
I really give up with this. I am just amazed that you and others think it is somehow right wing to say the things I have.
If you want the freedom to present your point of view, then you have to allow that same freedom to views you don't agree with.
If you think someone should decide whether those views should be aired, then the next question is who curates them? You? Government, Political parties? Activists?
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Sainsbury's have announced they are pulling their ads because "our customer’s feedback is very important to us” (I think that's a misplaced apostrophe and they have more than one customer).
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Haven't they already backtracked on stopping GBN advertsisng at least once before?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:05,
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Yes of course Sainsbury's cares.
Sainsbury's main shareholder is the Qatari govt. Where free speech is banned, slavery is rampant and homosexuality is illegal.
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Spying on Arctic whales from space
(a) narwhal
(b) beluga
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 9:00,
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MAGA Icons: Where Are They Now and Are They OK
I know its Vice and Vice in silly but this was amusing
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some of those were pretty funny
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:43,
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Chachi's suffering was particularly satisfying
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 4:41,
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I did not last long because of all the stupidity
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 8:05,
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I had no idea the Dilbert guy was such a prat.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 5 Aug 2021, 11:47,
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Looks like he's gone a bit "David Icke"
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 11:54,
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He’s been a bit “David Icke” since at least 1997
The Dilbert Future had a whole bunch of woo in it about positive affirmation.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 13:31,
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I bailed out at the dystopian 'Freedom kids".
Some would be grifters were fooled by a narcissist, sad.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 13:34,
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Entertaining, but misleadingly smug.
Trumpism has not gone away.
The Republican party is very far from being unelectable, but you wouldn't know that from listening to the so-called 'left.'
Gold investment scams have been a standard of commercial redneck media for at least as long as I've been paying attention (since the late 90s). Within the truck-nuts backyard rasslin' community, gold scams just don't have the negative connotations that we associate with them.
Alex Jones has a bigger audience now than when he was hawking water filters and gold bars while claiming Bill Clinton was the actual anti-Christ from the actual Bible.
Right wing credibility follows a different rule set to normal credibility.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 14:03,
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Simple but effective prank. Calls two random aussies and connects them, Turns quite sweary (hence the NSFW)
NSFW
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 0:21,
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Australia is notoriously full of horrifying toxic monsters that'll kill you
And on top of that of course, there's the wildlife too.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:22,
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Cai Williams - I Want To Know What Love Is
It's not Limmy, but it could be.
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"How not to" teaching aid.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 13:44,
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I get the feeling
he will never know what love is, because in order for that to happen, he would have to stop being a self-centred facile prick.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:42,
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I've been watching Midsommar recently, quite a few times
So the opening shot of him on the clifftop filled me with excitement. What a fucking coward.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 6 Aug 2021, 12:01,
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US pay phones that David Lynch would find weird
Weird I tell ya
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:04,
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That wants to do weird shit with my phone...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:36,
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When there's only one bag of peanuts left on the plane
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:31,
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Andreas Lubitz is turning in his grave
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:47,
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Don’t bully Andreas. It wasn’t his fault, it was his mental health.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:13,
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so stupid fighting on a plane
there's just no room for a piano player anywhere, and you can't pick the chairs up.
Its just nonsense
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True, but when you glass someone with a miniature you feel like a giant.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 9:08,
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Reckon they should take it outside.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:50,
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was it about who gets the armrest?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:50,
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I look forward to the follow-up video of them both being duct-taped to their seats.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:41,
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"Man inserts eel into rectum from anus in hopes to ‘relieve constipation’
but instead almost lost his life after the eel entered his abdomen"
The Global Times
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:43,
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imagine being the doctor having to fish that one out
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:00,
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wwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH
Anguilliformes,
Anguilliformes for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:55,
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I don't think the "from anus" part is really needed.
I like the last paragraph about carp.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:06,
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Must be a typo
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:22,
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When the eel's up yer arse,
Because there's shite yeh can't pass,
That's a Moray!
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followed by mash and liquor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:48,
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The Global Times
The newspaper has been the source of various incidents, including fabrications and disinformation.
It is part of a broader set of Chinese state media outlets that constitute the Chinese government's propaganda apparatus.[14][15] The Global Times has published COVID-19 misinformation and conspiracy theories.
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No problem with such theories if they're backed up with hard evidence
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 14:55,
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AstraZeneva - a reggae love song
I made this!
For that feeling when you're fully vaxxed
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Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away
This gets more and more hilarious as it goes on.
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I went to a popular lyrics site to remind myself about this song
- and this video was there.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 13:03,
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this is fantastic
you know this is neil cicierega right? the guy who was doing the animutations back in the very early days of b3ta.
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crab_bloke), Thu 5 Aug 2021, 10:59,
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I knew who it was
But I didn't know he was on Beta in the early days.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:49, Reply)
His bustin' song
and this are old favourites of mine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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Lenny Kravitz can fuck off let alone fly away
Fake musician
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 23:26,
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