One of the greatest things ever put on video
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 14:18,
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Reminded me of the guy
Who vaped carolina reaper chilli oil. I'm surprised he didn't die TBH.
Skip to 5:00 for the "action", if that's the right word for it.
vimeo.com/170608699
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 18:08,
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Makes a change from meth I suppose.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 22:24,
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The gobshite who wants minorities to be squashed
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 22:46,
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He only wants minority opinions to be squashed.
Apparently that makes it better.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 2 Oct 2021, 6:10,
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Goldeneye (Abridged)
I made this!
I made a few minor edits to Goldeneye to get it down to less than 30 seconds...
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krang, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 9:01,
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Schatze
NSFW
Ohtis and Stef chura
if you are watching fullscreen on your phone - it's gonna feel like you've been hacked.
Other than that, what a great argument in song format.
NSFW due to fucks
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Very good and a glimpse of the direction creativity will take from the generation who are masters of the phone.
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Nephinsnubbin, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 23:19,
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This is the most BBC 6 Music sounding song I've ever heard.
I bet they've played it on there relentlessly.
Edit: Just seen the comments. My suspicions seem to be confirmed.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 7:08, Reply)
I looked him / them up on Discogs
seems to be tagged folk rock or country rock.
I don't think 6music is a genre on there (yet)
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Dynasty Catfight
Conor McGregor could learn a thing or two here. The vase I feel is underused, and a couple of sacrificial pasting tables wouldn't have gone amiss
Action starts from 2.08
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 18:37,
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They don't make 'em like that any more.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 19:34,
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Joan Collins's stunt double also played Sloth in the Goonies
#Trufax
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assault and fappery
Yeah smack her with a cushion, that'll larn 'er
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 20:51,
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And yet Alexis never admitted she shot JR
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 6:22,
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Fo' sho...
Not a patch on Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones!
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"The work is that I have taken their money."
Nice work if you can get it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 16:52,
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so humoristic!
Sir, I think you mean 'humouristical'
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 20:52,
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i'm quite sure the gallery set the whole charade up with the artist
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What did I just watch?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 13:05,
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a fart joke that doesn't sync but allows, for some, a childish smirk
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unclepills, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 13:20,
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*throws money at screen*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 14:31,
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I thought their next song was going to be Bolster Cushion
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 9:45,
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On the ottoman, on the ottoman,
On the ottoman, on the ottoman,
Ottoman, ottoman, on the ottoman
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Varmint, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 19:05,
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They needed Chasbo Zelena for this video..
he has the biggest claw in trondheim :-)
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They were recently cited as an exception to the current rule that bands have to have massive social media following before they get signed
(and rightly so, they're great, and artists should be allowed to concentrate on their work rather than basic fucking marketing skills)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 1 Oct 2021, 10:24,
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The Rector of Stiffkey
Was in Stiffkey yesterday. The story of the local parson is one of the most bonkers you will read
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The funny thing is that Stiffkey is actually pronounced Stiffy out this way
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:15,
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It’s OK everyone! COVID is over, and there’s fuel in the pumps and pasta on the supermarket shelves
That’s the only good reason I can think of for this boneheaded fucknuttery.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 18:14,
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I suspect it's something to do with that NI lot.
Still, not exactly a priority unless you're nationalist to the degree that the sight of a GB sticker boils your piss so thoroughly that you burst into flames.
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If you're going to do it, probably better to do it when nobody is traveling abroad.
Also I had no problem buying pasta last night. That was last year. Remember? When the shortages weren't caused by Brexit.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 18:38,
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Who mentioned Brexit?
Lots of holes on the shelves in my local supermarket where they can’t get deliveries.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:19,
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Supermarket shelves are talking to you?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 13:11,
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As one of those NI lot I concur
There are a lot of muppets here that burst into flames at the sight of even a humble NI sticker. So of course we use plenty of them as it keeps the place warm.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:45,
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For no other reason
than to show off some candles and the fact that this is one of the best songs evah!
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:44,
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Dissident Aggressor would've been my pick
but yeah - top choonage.
When they were a 4-piece due to exploding drummers.
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Yep - that would have done nicely too
But then, anything off that album could have done, tbh.
Had it on cassette (probably nicked) from Smiths when I was 14. It hasn't aged a day
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 16:09,
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no matter if your name is German for "boat", rear compartment of a car or something to put a foot in
merry candles!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:58,
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Merry Candle Day
I've rang the fire service and they will keep an eye on the page in case you set it on fire.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:28,
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Happy massive candle day
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:35,
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Jeez that's a lot of candles, Happy Fire to You
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:10,
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Happy Candules ancient one!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:40,
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Happy B3taday Elder
Even listened to some Judas Priest while raising a glass. Christ You Tube is on auto play now.............. enough!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:57,
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happiflous Candleday!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 23:05,
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Handel's dandles that's a lot of candles
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 0:03,
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Can't wait for the MOD to have to decide which unit to choose to send in with all puns blazing
big boots on the ground
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Boris should apply, doesn't even need the makeup.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 13:50,
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Not sure how unique the makeup designs can be when they only have a choice of two sets of three colours
that or they end up looking like Wilson from Castaway
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Easy sorted
Just go up to Stormont and enrol the lot of them.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:29,
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I'd still like the MOD to set up the Special Amusement Service
have them force their way into dismal childrens parties
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Funny Scottish man can't say purple burglar alarm
Borderline racist but hey ho!
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What a lovely and talented man Roy Castle was
from back in the day when earning £30,000 a year made you a record breaker.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 29 Sep 2021, 11:48,
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Is there a standard Drummer hairstyle?
Any didn't Roy hold the record for most different musical instruments played or such???
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unclepills, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 12:11,
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He definitely wanted to be a RECORD BREAKUH!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 5:21,
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I was genuinely sad when he died as I felt he was a part of my childhood like
John Craven and Johnny Ball were. Jimmy Saville was as well but I have been told not to talk about that without a lawyer present.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:48,
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He is Richard Hammond's dad, isn't he?
Look at his funny little face
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i thought the same thing!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 30 Sep 2021, 19:31,
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he was shit at playing the trumpet too
and tap dancing - one of the worst.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 15:32,
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Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?
Well, yes. Here's an annoying video where someone does it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 0:50,
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You can also boil water by stirring it.
Adam Hart Davis did it using a bicycle.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 0:59,
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Is there a vegan option?
I mean slapping a vegan
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 7:02,
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Yes, there is a vegan option
you can fuck off and eat somewhere else
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 11:55,
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Yes, this was me after taking the EV for a tour of the forecourts yesterday.
I get 600 miles out of it for about a tenner.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 22:59,
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You can probably add all of Ireland onto the smug list
We have no shortages here. I have a cunning plan... I'll get a tanker, nip onto the ferry overnight and set up a little petrol station at the side of the road near the docks. Then nip back again to refill and repeat.
Winner.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 0:36,
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How would you feel about adopting someone for passport purposes?
Asking for a friend.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 0:59,
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Form an orderly queue!
My IRL name is convincingly Oirish, I reckon this could work.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:54,
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Mine is too, on both sides.
The story goes that my distaff ancestor fled to England because he'd murdered someone. Alas, it was too far back for me to get grandfathered for a passport.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 6:53,
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Suppose it makes a change from cleaning red diesel.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 1:20,
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The only people using that stuff were from "up the country" any local with any sense
avoided it like the plague due to the huge amount of damage it would do to your engine - not to mention the customs boyo's who had random check points setup to dip for it and then "seize" your vehicle and would then release it for a fee (and cash only thanks)
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 10:01,
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Ah, I guess the process removed any additives.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 13:53,
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You only posted that to be smug on here too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 1:22,
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Just wait 'til the battery explodes.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 13:48,
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Shit, I never thought of that
I'm driving around in a vehicle powered by a dangerous flammable substance!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:57,
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Difference is, liquid fuels need oxygen to explode.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=u2F9HKZ5VzA
Nutter driving burning lorry at 1.22.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:36,
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I'm aware of automotive battery safety, thanks
It's part of my job, working in electrical safety certification.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 18:12,
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Oops, I forget these things.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 19:47,
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do /links's brexitwats feel any sort of remorse or shame at this point I wonder.
Or do they still have someone else to blame for it all
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Why are there massive HGV driver shortages in Germany, Poland, France, Spain and also even outside the sunlit uplands of the EU, like the USA, Benny?
Do you feel no shame about your endless bullshit?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 11:14,
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perhaps you could explain why their driver shortages dont seem to be translating into fuel shortages
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You tell me.
Sincere question.
I think it’s a cultural thing. We appear to be a nation of panic buyers. Panic whipped up by the media.
“OMG there are queues at a few petrol stations! Let’s lead with that story on all bulletins.”
“OMG they’re queueing for petrol on the TV! Let’s fill up now.”
“OMG those queues will make great pictures for tomorrow’s front page, and we get to blame in on Brexit!”
There are also a hell of a lot more cars on the road now than thirty years ago, but an awful lot less petrol stations.
They were panic buying bog rolls in Australia weeks before it started here. Social media meant many of us were aware of that over here, and sure enough, it spread.
We were getting very short of HGV drivers here (and globally) long before the referendum was even called. Then Covid hit. All non food shops closed, so there was a massive drop in demand for HGV drivers for an extended period. Many took this a reason to quit, or go home if they were from abroad. It’s a shit job, and badly paid. They didn’t need any more reasons to bin it.
I won’t bore you with the finer details of the inadequacy of Just In Time Inventories in coping with demand spikes.
Blame Brexit if you like, but it’s very obviously bullshit.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 20:05,
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Australian loo rolls.
Not, as it might seem at first glance, our government making it much harder for foreign drivers to work here. Glorious
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Really? A passing comment on how panic spreads is all you got from that?
You’re like a flat-earther.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 21:11,
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I doubt they'll change their mind or even acknowledge it, the sand is too warm around their heads
they'll probably use what about-ism and say that other countries have massive issue as well without no actual information to back that up
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Here's your actual information.
This isn't a new problem. Driver shortages have been going for years. It's got fuck all to dowith brexit, it's what happens if you underpay people for a shitty job.
www.ti-insight.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/European-Driver-Shortages-LB.pdf
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:09,
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We're doing better than Poland then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:26,
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thanks
from the article (www.ti-insight.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/European-Driver-Shortages-LB.pdf) .....
"Driver shortage in the UK reaching ‘crisis point’
Truck drivers are lost in a sort of Bermuda triangle of Brexit, pandemic and tax reforms/peak seasons,
leading to a pressing driver shortage in the UK.
Brexit effectively ended recruitment from the EU, making it legally impossible to recruit foreign HGV
drivers. The COVID-19 pandemic created a backlog of tests and saw around 15,000 Eastern European
driver returning home. Finally, newly introduced tax reforms exacerbated the exodus of EU drivers
from the UK which will only get worse over the coming summer.
From 2010 to 2017 the number of EU nationals driving HGV in the UK rose from 10,000 to 45,000, and
fell to 42,000 in early 2020, possibly related to Brexit. From March to June 2020, the number of EU HGV
drivers declined by another 15,000, to 25,000, recovering only slightly to 28,000 by the end of the year.
Additionally, the pandemic is also believed to have accelerated the retirement rate in the industry.
The so-called IR35 reforms by UK’s HM Revenue & Customs further exacerbated the issue. The
reforms required all contractors with a turnover of £10m or 50 staff to pay full tax and national
insurance on their drivers, starting in April 2021. Even though this was widely welcomed by industry
leaders, the reforms were adding to the shortage, who reject the drop in incomes that come with
regularising their tax status. Research suggests that around 12,000-15,000 EU drivers left partly due to
the pandemic and another 5,000-10,000 left due to the tax changes. "
so Brexit and fucking IR35 is the UK own goal
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"From 2010 to 2017 the number of EU nationals driving HGV in the UK rose from 10,000 to 45,000, and
fell to 42,000 in early 2020, possibly related to Brexit."
3000 possibly left because of Brexit.
Britain is short 60000 drivers.
Germany needs another 50000. Poland over 120000.
The issue clearly isn't brexit. The job simply isn't attractive enough.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 16:10,
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weirdly all those other countries dont seem to be having problems getting petrol to forecourts
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You really are the British equivalent of the MAGA hat wearing redneck saying 'thangs Obama'.
We don't have a problem here, because here the public wasn't goaded into panic buying by sensationalist media.
If you have a system based on 'just in time' logistics, it doesn't take much to collapse the whole thing.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:04,
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ah I see, the pro-EU media is engineering it all because they hate the tories and brexit
You really don't live here do you
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It's like arguing with a jehova's witness.
I'm done.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:48,
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Jehovas Witnesses are famous for their reliance of facts and insistence on recognizing reality, right?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 30 Sep 2021, 12:35,
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it's strange why you stopped there at 42000?
"...fell to 42,000 in early 2020, possibly related to Brexit. From March to June 2020, the number of EU HGV
drivers declined by another 15,000, to 25,000, recovering only slightly to 28,000 by the end of the year."
so the number at the end is not 42000, but 28000
also add to the Brexit benefit list of HGV drivers having to go through through the monstrous lorry parks takes much longer, thus decreasing the availability of drivers - adds to the problem
IR35 is a bloody pain along with the loan charge, with HMRC implementing retrospective taxation
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You'd know that your link doesn't support your argument, had you bothered to read it.
:EDIT: What he said. ^
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:32,
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But underpaying people for a shitty job is what freedom of movement is all about!
If we can move goods freely around the world with common international standards, then they'll be made by the cheapest competent manufacturers.
If we can move people freely around the world, then jobs will be done by the cheapest competent people.
And the cheapest competent people and manufacturers are usually the ones in the poorest regions, who then get richer by taking our
But if we end freedom of movement for people and products, then we have to pay an acceptable rate to our local providers, or pay a premium for the movement of people and products over the borders.
And if we try to keep labour and stuff as cheap as it became under a system of free movement, but without the free movement, we run into problems.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 14:53,
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So should we seek to end freedom of movement between the richest and poorest regions of the UK too?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:37,
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Might stop the holiday homes problem.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 16:02,
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Shit, I'm not advocating this shambles
Obviously we should be post-scarcity by now, in happy nonheirarchical communes and earthship houses.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 17:38,
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Grant Shapps finally admits Brexit was ‘a factor’ in fuel crisis
metro.co.uk/2021/09/28/petrol-shortage-grant-shapps-admits-brexit-is-a-factor-in-crisis-15329129/
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:06,
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Still pleasantly surprised at how easy it's going.
Was prepared for much more hassle.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Oct 2021, 12:42,
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