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This is a normal post I’ve been meaning to watch this for a while.
Lost me at “hey everybody”.

And buy a shirt with some bloody sleeves man.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He is fairly horrifying, yeah.
He seems like he's in a cult or taken too much acid.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's reading the script from above the camera that puts me right off.
Learn your fucking lines, or ad-lib it, or buy a longer lens to make it less horribly obvious that you're reading from a sheet. Looking slightly off-axis from the lens like that makes him look completely dead-eyed, which along with his crushingly low charisma and wooden delivery makes him seem like an eerily realistic automaton rather than an actual human being.

And yes, get some bloody sleeves.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Before I realised it was the crazy laser guy
I thought you might have been talking about this - with a bit of SW controlled scanning it looks like it's possible to get decent results.
That said, I wouldn't be rushing to buy "3D printed chicken puree"!
arstechnica.com/science/2021/09/engineers-figured-out-how-to-cook-3d-printed-chicken-with-lasers/
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post I'm An Obese Alcoholic I made this!


(kettinwirk-praxis, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this satire, irony or a cry for help?
 (I helped save b3ta! Nephinsnubbin, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post not clicking that in case you're reviewing telly

(piss and shit, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post New Diablo Swing Orchestra tune
No LP 'til next spring though :-(

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post Straight outta Compton (Bavarian edition)
Tried to ruin it, but made something special.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 28 Sep 2021, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in tears this is amazing!
Clicked and shared.

Homies helfen Homies immer ✊🏿
 (I helped save b3ta! Nephinsnubbin, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ganz ganz toll

(stubhuman, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post woo-ing and yay-ing all the way to panowie

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wins the internet for me! Still laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Schön muthafucka

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Zer gut motherfucker!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh joy

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 29 Sep 2021, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post I made an N64 work with a mouse and keyboard I made this!
It was easier than I thought. Give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Nice chart
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I may have spent about as much time putting this video together as it took to complete the project, so it has quite a few little easter eggs in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Next challenge:
Make a controller with an analogue stick that doesn’t go all wibbly-wobbly after a week.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post There seems to be some debate about the conclusions of this paper.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0h4QNt4FLE
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that this is the second Biblical city the team claim was destroyed by an asteroid
means they are certainly nutters.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is
there is plenty of evidence of a historical 'intense airborne heat event' near that area if you check out some Egyptian statues, which clearly show melted exteriors and damage consistent with that sort of thing.

Of course, that wouldn't be biblical or novel, so they barked up a different tree with their favourite tune...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It is refreshingly a highly problematic non covid paper

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Gym hat I made this!
Losing lockdown bods....

(mrmenfolk, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the Mr Compensator Taxi
Quite a few of us love, in part as it really annoys some of the yummy mummies in Nether Edge so much
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not good though if you can get apps that identify bird song why can't they indicate direction?
a way of birding for the deaf
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think a smartphone microphone is sufficiently directional to be able to indicate that
Incidentally, the songbird ID apps I've seen in use are mediocre at best at identifying songs. The main problem seems to be that they use AI that is trained on heavily US-centric datasets, and don't seem to take into account location (theoretically easy), or terrain (harder for an app).

I have a mate who uses one when walking his dog and regularly get asked whether it's possible that there's e.g. a Northern Mockingbird in woodland round the back of Brighton (vanishingly unlikely).
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Because of physics.
Your phone microphone is not stereo. It's a single mic.

With one mic you can only measure amplitude. To determine a direction you'd need to measure the phase difference between two (or more) mics.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm second microphone maybe via an otg adapter though there'd probably be too much delay between the two
paper on the problem
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A wider distance between your two mics would improve your spatialisation, as the phase difference would be greater.
Also the wider your ears/mics the lower the frequencies you can determine the direction of. We find it hard to determine the direction of bass because the wavelength is greater than the ear to ear distance. Elephants and whales could locate a tb303 with pinpoint accuracy.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What about indicating signal strength, likely to be strongest when pointed at the source?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it would be best to be a silently hovering sphere covered in ears.
Which is now my new dj name.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Providing the best aural around.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure if Vic would walk around wearing a sphere covered in ears, though he might hold it aloft on the end of a stick
Bob Mortimer might wear it, need to use his arm as a pointer though
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Half covered in ears.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "I had to throw away all my stereo LPs."
Classic Moir
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Elvers have left the building

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
*applauds*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 28 Sep 2021, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeel be back

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he part of a Conga?

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i say, bravo

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 3:00, Reply)
This is a link post These guys are fucking amazing.
GRAPHIC warning: not for the faint of stomach.

Ocean Conservation Namibia. They mostly rescue seals from fishing line. This one has been hooked through the face.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen
some of their other videos. They do good work, although sometimes not completely appreciated by the seals.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They are proper real life superheroes.
Even if the seals see them as supervillains. That's ultimately a good thing, the wilder they are, the better, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post Some proper lovely lyrics.


(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 22:29, Reply)
This is a link post Hancock's [deleted] Accidental Partridge Video
The great twonk deleted His Cringsome twiiter video.... but some kind wizard saved it for posterity.

[lets hope this ones not purged from youtube like his Partridge overdubbed love fest video was]

(lladoog once licked never beaten, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fucking alien

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Even he is struggling with Big Fan woman

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No face mask. Good grief.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see no reason to dislike him
Dislike would be far too small a word to express the loathing I feel for this person.

I also dislike being forced to say I'm not a robot every few seconds on B3ta.

Can it please stop?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Most probably a robot.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't trust you.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean 'bleep blooop'

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 19:43, Reply)
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 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 20:35, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 21:12, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 22:36, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 0:21, Reply)
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 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 7:47, Reply)
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Welcome to Beef Call.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 7:59, Reply)
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 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Numberwang!

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 13:32, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 17:27, Reply)
This is a link post Corrie 1999
Needs more explosions

HAL9001's work in an earlier thread led me here
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post really highlights
just how shit boring that program has always been
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 27 Sep 2021, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post just noticed at 2s mention of b3ta.com and number_6
glasscock said nothing so possibly not posted here in 2019?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic, love it

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 28 Sep 2021, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post Latest Chinese propaganda art - IS THIS REAL?
It's a cartoon by a well known Chinese artist marking the escape of a Huawei executive from US detention (although it was actually Canada). Strong B3ta influence.

twitter.com/Dragondescendan/status/1441634876914995208

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, looks like David Dees faked his death and moved to China.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what about dozy, beaky, mick and titch?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's the maple leaf hole in the ocean there, so I guess that kind of works.

Struggling to see the bridge though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Has it won any awards?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Did it fly??? I made this!
the answer is...well....kind of.

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tail heavy is one way to express it.
The centre of mass needs to be at the tip of the nose to compensate for the centre of lift (really the centre of drag in this case) being positioned so far forward. I guess the engines on the real thing weighed a tonne.

I think for this to work you need to increase the thrust to weight ratio enough that it could take off vertically. Maybe even using gimbling rotors, if they are a thing.

In lieu of a wind tunnel, a thread, attached to a pin stuck to the ceiling, attached to the aircraft (I guess at its centre of mass), would let you do a more controlled flight test, albeit round and round in circles.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting a lot of great advice right now, thank you !
i will be starting the 1/24 build next week, this one will have brushless 6500kv motors and enough space to put all the electronics and battery in the nose. Servos for ailerons, flaps etc will easily fit into the wings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 26 Sep 2021, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The motors you are planning to use are far to high kv for a winged aeroplane
(Too high, FFS) They have to go very fast to generate power (e.g. 11.1 v x 6500 = 72,000 rpm), you need lower kv with a wider diameter if you are going brushless, so they generate the torque needed to effectively drive some suitably matched props. High kv are for small quadcopters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I will have to do more research!
and get "more power, make brick fly" out of my head! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 27 Sep 2021, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there used to be a quote related to cars
along the lines of "Power sells, torque wins".
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as the power is expressed as thrust and not as twisting the plane to pieces
'more power, make brick fly' is about right. The way I see it you're dragging a plane shaped brick behind your engines. I'm not sure how useful the flaps could be, especially at slow speeds, hence my preference for thrust vectoring.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a lot of fun.
As is being said above, I always err on the side of being nose heavy. You're much more likely to be able to recover a plane going nose down at 45 degrees over one that's just done a backflip.
But then I only know this from Kerbal, so real-world applications may vary.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A Kerbal strength reaction wheel in the nose would fix everything.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s not flying,
That’s falling with style.

Great fun though. A boyhood dream made real.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard it said that even a literal brick
could be made to fly if given enough thrust, control surfaces, and a suitable angle of attack.

It will fly, just needs a bit more work ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post One boy's journey to become a programmer in the 80's
Better than my arsing around down Smiths, at least
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This was a great read
I really felt the emotion. Helped that I was the consumer of the ZX in the mid 80s.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 27 Sep 2021, 7:23, Reply)
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I enjoyed that, it could easily be made into a film
 (razzle, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Sep 2021, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post A tribute to Serge Gainsbourg
which appears either to be from This Is Your Life, or a jukebox musical version of Village of the Damned.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post When tributes become interventions

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha christ

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are the tears of a man having a mental breakdown...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder
As far as I can tell, they've changed his lyrics to say "Your youth - goodbye forever!" whilst dressed in a way that emphasises his ageing.

Little shits.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably wondering if they've mixed him up with Shane McGowan

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Sep 2021, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post I really hope that is his finger
Not getting any better these. But for the few that still like them that haven't worked out how to find them on YouTube here you go.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post F*ck me
has Robert brought her a pair of Labrador puppies?


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you get a peak of a little pink nose occasionally.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Sep 2021, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post You'll never go in the water again
underwater clown
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post clown fish?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you're gonna need a smaller boat whose doors fall off

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:49, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 20:58, Reply)
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Didn’t see the first clown for about a half-hour. Horn-honker. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the wig to the shoes. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, clowns come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the clown come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that clown he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that clown looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a clown is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those clowns come in and… they tickle you to pieces.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
You have way too much time on your hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post true

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that caised proper lols! Click!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 26 Sep 2021, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 23:20, Reply)

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